Anime Character Humiliation Match Episode 21

By: Kelly M. Maraglia (Arcanum)

DISCLAIMER: We do not own G Gundam or Gundam Wing. If we owned G Gundam, it would not be so damn difficult to find a Gundam Maxter action figure! Babbit Graywords is the creation of Sailor Aries. We do not own Sonic the Hedgehog or Sega either.

Xeria and Babbit watched intently as Sonic the Hedgehog raced around in a little blue ball. They had been playing Sonic on their new Sega Genesis since the last match.

"I'm getting dizzy." Xeria said, dazed.

"I feel nauseous." Babbit groaned, nursing a migraine.

"Hi everyone, Arcanum suggested you two might like some ice cream!" Aries called down cheerfully. The dizzy game players glared up at her. Realizing that the glare was directed at her, Aries glared at her companion.

"You set me up." She accused.

"Sorry, I had a Mazoku moment. I couldn't help myself. What I don't understand is why they didn't just stop playing." Arcanum defended.

"Then the boredom would have killed us." Babbit answered.

"Arcanum-san was busy worrying about her internship." Xeria added.

"Is the incompetence of people who do not return phone calls suddenly my fault?" Arcanum asked in exasperation.

"Yes." Xeria and Babbit answered simultaneously.

"You two are heartless." Arcanum pouted.

"Shall we begin the episode?" Aries suggested.

"Sure, all set, ready go!" Arcanum called out.

The area outside of the stadium was suddenly surrounded by a variety of Gundams. Then their pilots began to exit them and enter the stands.

"Pilots in this match please enter the ring!" Babbit requested and two men entered the ring.

From the right side came a man who looked as if he was in his early 30s but he was actually only 24. He sported a blue, white and gold military uniform and carried a saber at his side. In addition, he appeared to be dead, judging by the ring floating over his head.

From the left side came a young man exuding elegance. Women on both sides of the stadium swooned. This young man had long orange hair and sported a white outfit and a saber by his side as well.

"Well, here we go." Babbit grumbled as she and Xeria grabbed their question cards and entered the ring.

"So Trieze, you're dead. How'd you die?" Babbit said nonchalantly, causing some of the Gundam Wing characters to chuckle.

"I was killed honorably in battle." Trieze replied. In the stands, Wufei snorted.

"However, I shall not be defeated again." Trieze continued and handed Babbit a rose.

"More roses, huh, oh well, at least it's a pretty flower. There may have been enough of them during Kurama and Tuxedo Mask's fight though." Babbit mumbled as she returned to the announcers' table.

Meanwhile, George was down on one knee and kissing Xeria's hand, before offering her a rose as well.

"Well, you certainly have more class than the majority of the fighters who come here. Good luck, George de Sand." She said and teleported to the announcers' table.

However, when she appeared there, she was not wearing her normal garb. Xeria was dressed in a red business suit with a pink shirt and a black eye patch.

"What the hell are you wearing?" Babbit nearly screamed.

"For this match it's appropriate. Fighters, you shall begin this fight with your Gundams. If you survive beyond that, you may use your swords. In addition, Trieze you are forbidden to use your suicidal move that you used against Wufei because that

pissed Arcanum-san off." Xeria explained.

"So I take it Wufei is a favorite of hers, too?" Babbit inquired. Xeria nodded and then she removed the red coat jacket and eye patch and yelled into the microphone in a cheesy voice.

"Let's get things started! Gundam fight all set! Ready GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The battle was fierce. Trieze's Tallgeese II was created from Zech's original Tallgeese. It certainly had speed and Trieze was an accomplished fighter. Otherwise, the battle would have been one-sided. A Tallgeese cannot usually stand up to a Gundam. Gundam Rose launched its Rose Bits, but Trieze was able to destroy the lot of them with his beam sabers and dober gun.

"You are a worthy opponent, George de Sand." Trieze complimented.

"As are you, you stand against my Gundam Rose with an inferior design." George complimented back.

In the stands on the Wing side, most of the soldiers were rooting for Trieze, but the Gundam pilots just watched to see who was better. They also scouted out opponents from the other side of the stands. On the G side, Domon Kasshu caught Heero's gaze.

"It would be interesting to fight that one." He commented to Chibodee Crockett, who sat to one side of him.

"Anytime you want a good fight Domon, you got one right here! You're right though, those kids in the center over there seem to be the real pilots from that universe. I'd probably take on that kid with the braid. He's looking at me funny." Chibodee said cockily.

Duo was looking at him funny; however, as he was making stupid faces at the fighters from the other universe.

"Stop it idiot." Wufei said in annoyance.

"Aw, Wu-man, you're no fun." Duo whined.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to end this now." George announced as his Gundam Rose turned completely gold as it entered hyper mode. He unleashed the rose hurricane technique and Trieze was caught in a whirlwind of rose bits attacking from all directions.

At last, the Tallgeese II fell to the stadium floor and was down for ten counts.

"Game Set Match to George de Sand and Gundam Rose!" Babbit announced as all the fighters from the G Gundam universe raced to crowd around George.

"Way to go George! Took you a while though." Chibodee teased.

"It would have taken you longer." George replied to tease back.

"That was amazing! How did your Gundam turn gold like that?" Quatre asked George excitedly.

"That was hyper mode." George replied.

Then the discussion turned to admiring each other's Gundams and discussing tactics. As well as future challenges.

"Do you think Arcanum will write more matches between these two universes?" Babbit asked.

"I doubt it because you know how she reacts to having her favorites fight each other?" Xeria replied.

"She had no problem with my father fighting. Hey Arcanum, are you going to have any more fights between these two universes? Let's see between those two or those two maybe?" Babbit asked, randomly pointing to Chibodee and Duo first and then Wufei and Sai.

"No way! I couldn't watch a fight like those! I wouldn't be able to pick a winner! Wah!!!!" Arcanum freaked out and passed out.

"Well, that's the end!" Xeria shrugged.

The End … because the author passed out