I Got a Sorcerer's Ring!

Sorry for the delay. Anyway, here's when Colette leaves with Kratos at the Martel Temple, leaving innocent Lloyd and Genis to walk back home. What rude people … I mean they were all going the same way. Kratos is irresponsible! A tribute to the Sorcerer's Ring; the best item used as a cute little gimic. Kinda like the GS Ball in Pokemon, only the ring actually does something and isn't forgotten so easily… Oh well, here. This is probably one of my longest, so I made it into two parts:

Genis and Lloyd step onto the teleportation ring and exit the room. They enter the hall and notice Raine acting weird staring at absolutely nothing.

Genis pokes Raine's shoulder.

Genis: Hey Sis.

Raine looks back and sees her young pupils Lloyd and Genis.

Raine: …What the Hell are you two doing here?

Lloyd: We just cam-

Raine: I told you guys to stay in class and study. Defying me is punishable by DEATH!

Genis and Lloyd almost crap themselves.

Raine: Unfortunately I have no legal authority to abuse the right of the death penalty, so … I'm just gonna hurt you two.

Genis: Wait no! Not in front of my friend!

Raine grabs Genis and spanks him till he cries. Lloyd giggles yet sympathize, then laughs again. Raine then turns to Lloyd with evil red eyes. Lloyd is super scared.

Lloyd: Oh man, I'm super scared … wait, I'm a swordsmen. Why am I afraid of my female teach-

Raine kicks him in the groin.

Lloyd: …Oh … that's why.

He falls. Crying.

Raine: Now, I only did that because I … well, I don't LOVE you guys, but I tolerate you.

Genis: …Ow … we understand, right Lloyd.

Lloyd rises and responds in a high girly voice.

Lloyd: … Yeah professor, I understand … what happened to my mildly manly voice?

Genis: Don't worry Laura, it'll pass.

Lloyd: … You realize when I get the feeling back into my balls, you're gonna feel extreme pain to the Bazillionth millionith power.

Genis: I know.

Raine: Ok, both of you go back. No more school for today.

Genis: Are you coming back with us?

Raine: No. I'm thinking of checking this place out for a while, seeing if I can actually live in here. I'll see you back later.

Lloyd: Bye Professor Nut Kicker.

The two exit the tomb.

Raine: Good bye Genis. Good bye Laura. MUAH MAUH HA!

Lloyd: … Did she say something.

Genis: I dunno. I just saw the words above us and couldn't depict the voice actor's tone.

Lloyd: None voiced cut scenes suck.

Lloyd and Genis finally reach the outside. Lloyd tries to shield his eyes from the sun.

Lloyd: Wow, it's bright. How long have we been in there? A couple of days?

Genis: No, it wasn't that long.

Lloyd: Oh … of course. How silly of me, it's only been a couple of hours.

Genis: Actually, I think we've only been in there for less then half an hour.

Lloyd gets his normal voice back.

Lloyd: …What! That long … that's nothing!

Genis: Well, all we had to do was get Colette somewhere, get a magical ring, fight a lot of Golems… yeah, that seems like it should've taken a lot longer.

Lloyd: I mean, it's cool we got a bitch-ass ring and all, but Half An Hour! That's not even qualified as a REAL dungeon quest. Jeeez, I could've finished a whole episode of Family Guy, with commercials, and proably get the same results.

Genis: Except while sitting on your ass and watching TV, you wouldn't get a cool ring … which we should've put back. Should we do that now?

Lloyd: I'd love to, but we ALREADY left the Temple.

Genis looks behind him.

Genis: … It's RIGHT THERE. We just have to walk back in and come back out. It'd probably only take about five minutes. It'll take less time since we can use the ring to freeze monsters and all.

Lloyd: No way, I'm tired of THAT Goddam temple taking away my precious time. I hope it blows up someday! Let's go!

The both walk down the stair path.

Genis: …Lloyd, I don't wanna get in trouble if Colette's grandmother asks about it. She pretty much goes there everyday.

Lloyd: Don't worry, she's old. I'll think of an excuse. God, I hope she's one of them really, really old people.

Genis: I'm pretty sure she isn't brain damaged … you on the other hand …

They leave the area and walk down the path to the village.

2 B CUNTINOOD...

Genis: … Goddamit Lloyd!

Genis erases cliff hanger note and re writes it.

TO BE CONTIUED…