Edwerd waz angry and he was aboat to kiil da king wolf wen suddnly justin troodo jumpd out frum behind a bush. U could tell he was a werwolf cuz of his sexxy hare. "Hi i am president of canada and u will die now!" He scremed and decapitatd da king wolf and he dies. Suddaly, da Count (frum sezme stret) jumped out of da body of da wolf. I t was edwerds dad!
"Daddy!" Scremed edwerd. "U alive!"
"Cum at me sun," tw cunt held his arms out wide so that edwerd could cum 2 him."
I looked at troodo up & dpwn and i thouht about doing the dirty as my uncle rodger say but i did not becuz i am a vampopire and if i had has sexx with him he 2 wpuld b cum a vampre. Well anyway we were all super happy cuz edwerd found his dad so 2 celerbrate we all had sex amd it was realy sexxy and fun. Then me, edwerd, jakob, da count, and troodo left da unitd stats of mcdonalds and returneded home 2 canada were we hadmore sex but jakob was injured in the fight wif da wolfs and died but he was alright though so we continue having secs. Da morale of dis story is dat doneld rump should be prez.
The End (4 reel dis time)