And Lahar returns!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.


Lahar's slumber was broken by the unmistakable sounds of Doranbolt invading his home. This was an occurrence common enough, but it was Monday. Normally Doranbolt wasn't brave enough to face Lahar at his crankiest - before he'd even had his first cup of coffee.

Actually, it usually took three or four before Lahar turned into a decent human being again.

But that was beside the point.

What was important was that Doranbolt (it was never anyone else) was making pointless noise.

Which begged the question… why WAS Doranbolt banging pots and pans around in Lahar's kitchen at…

Lahar glanced at the clock.

3:37 AM.

OH HELL NO.