It was a cold and starry night.
Fey could make out a few constellations in the dark heavens. She sucked her breath in, enjoying the crisp cold wind rushing through her fur.
„Alright," she muttered, her breath visible in the air around her.
She adjusted the camera in front of her and clicked on the red button.
„Hello everyone... who's going to watch this," she began, half-smiling in the moonlit night. „It's been a long journey to this point. I remember how it all started, after Marlene's Q§A show. How I received my author's powers. How the first dares began flowing in. The Kowalski fangirls... and how Skipper moved from Skilene to Skippex. When everyone was humanized. The torture... yeah, that was probably the best part. And... this is it. The final night before we all go our seperate ways. But ending this Truth and Dare... is probably not an all-bad thing, either. Bittersweet, I guess, you could call it."
Fey glanced offscreen and then looked back into the lenses.
„Maybe I shouldn't be talking so much. It IS the final night, after all. So... till later! "
Fey turned the camera off and took a deep breath.
„In we go."
Julien: *DJ voice* Welcome, my people. This is the beginning of the end and the end of the beginning. Enjoy! *Kesha's We R Who We R starts...* Give it up for Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private! Marlene!
~Hot and dangerous.
If you're one of us, then roll with us.~
Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private: *walk in, penguin/kung fu pose, but smiling, then distribute themselves among the crowd*
Marlene: *walks in confidently*
Julien: Next we have Princess Bubblegum and Anastasia!
*PB and Anastasia enter*
~'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
And we've got hotpants on enough~
Anastasia: Let's get this party going! xD
Julien: Here comes Karenkook, Sal, Rose, and Lea!
*They walk in*
Sal: Wow, this is quite a party...
Lea: I think I'll stay by Rose... oh, wait, there's-
Karen: Private? :P
Lea: *blushes and goes into crowd*
~And yes of course because we're running this town just like a club.~
Rose: Well, here does come Rico...
Karen: WHERE?
Rose and Sal: *glance at each other knowingly*
Julien: Captain Cynthia and Jessie!
~And no, you don't wanna mess with us.
Got Him on my necklace.~
CC: Wow... *goes into crowd*
Jessie: Wait, don't leave me! *looks around frantically for help* Oh well, I guess I'll just read my book... ^^ *takes out dictionary*
~I've got that glitter on my eyes.
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexi-fied. ~
Julien: Make way for Crazey, Crazen, and Teng! :D
Crazen: *waves*
Crazey: This will be a blast!
Teng: Huh, sure, yeah...
Crazey: No, I have great games already... *rubs hands*
Teng and Crazen: *take a step away from Crazey in fear*
Julien: Crazyone, Erik, and Kaito!
~So let's go-o-o-o (Let's go!)~
Erik: *enters in Phantom of Opera outift*
Co: WOW! :D *starts dancing wildly* SA-MU-RAI!
Erik: I really wish I did not know you... -.-
Kaito: Mhmm...
~Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
You know we're superstars
We are who we are!~
Julien: GOLD and CANDY! Uhm, and that fish, too...
Blowhole: THE NAME IS BLOWHOLE!
Candy: Calm down, fish! -.-
Gold: xDDD
Blowhole: o.O
Julien: And now we have someone back! Give it up for ML9.88 and BOB the CHICKEN! *stares at Jakie* And Jakie... too... *waves at her*
~We're dancing like we're dumb
Our bodies go numb
We'll be forever young
You know we're superstars
We are who we are!~
ml99.8: I triple agent 99.8 BE BACK!
Bob: hey me too!
Jakie: don't forget meeee!
ml99.8: who missed us?
Everyone, also random crowd: *cheers*
ml99.8: Uhm, do I actually know everyone here? o.O *goes off in Kung Fu pose*
Julien: Here comes... uhm... a Dark?
~DJ turn it up
It's about damn time to live it up~
Dark: *comes into TaD room, grinning from ear to ear* Okay, let's get this party started... xD
Julien: Here comes Alexander from 13thsense!
~I'm so sick of being so serious
It's making my brain delirious!~
I'm just talkin' truth~
Alexander: *looks around at girls dancing and grins*
Julien: The lizard, move on, please!
Alexander: *mutters something under his breath and moves on.*
Julien: Now we have Penelope!
~I'm telling you 'bout the s*** we do
We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars~
Penelope: Here I come! People watch out! xD
Julien: And now Alex, the co-host, and Fey, the Host of this TaD!
~Dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes (HARD!)~
Alex: This is gonna be SO much fun! :DDDD *hopping up and down*
Fey: *handling camera and waving at a few people* If everything goes according to plan, sure... ;)
Alex: *shoves her playfully* Oh come on, this a PARTY not a planning thing... xD
Fey: You'll never learn, will you? xD These stuff need organaz-
~I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexy-fied~
Julien: And now for our most specialest, most awesomest guest: ME! xD *runs off from podium and waves hands happily*
Fey: -.- This is obviously the reason why I'M the host... *steps up on podium* Guys?
Everyone: *cheers for the dares to start*
Fey: Alrighty... let's get on to the dares... First up, we have... Alex and Julien!
Alex: Okay! *does a little dance* I'm ready! :D
Fey: This is Gold's dare. She wants Alex to mock everything Julien says until he decides to stop talking.
Alex: xDDD Gotta love that dare! :D
Julien: Did I hear my name? *grins*
Alex: You're a stupid lemur!
Julien: I am NOT stupid! D: *glares at her* You are the stupid one.
Alex: No, you are the stupid one, and you are also very bad-looking!
Julien: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO THE KING! *sniff* I am NOT bad-looking...
Alex: You're such a baby...
Julien: NO, I AM NOT!
Alex: Everything you say just sounds stupid! xD
Julien: It does not!
Alex: Does too!
Julien: DOES NOT! DX
Alex: Does SO too!
Julien: Fine! I will not talk then to you stupid little girl anymore!
Alex: YES! xD
Julien: Never will you hear the lovely voice of your kingly king ever again!
Alex: Great... :D
Julien: You shall weep and not be comforted, you shall-
Skipper: Julien... -.- You can stop talking now... -.- anytime.
Julien: Oh, uhm, yes, you are right, silly penguin. *stops talking*
Fey: Next is PB's dare. Skipper, you're up!
Skipper: I wouldn't have guessed. -.-
PB: My dare is for Skipper to go fishing for lamas! :D
Skipper: Newsflash. Lamas don't live in water.
PB: Newsflash back. Fey has superpowers! :D
Fey: Uhm, are you sure that's smart? You know, messing with Mother Nature and all that?
Skipper: I agree… -.-
PB: But… it's a dare and so…
Skipper: I have to do it? -.-
PB: Yes! xD
Fey: Well, here goes nothing! *poofs lake into TaD room*
Skipper: *grumpily gets out his fishing gear and throws the fishing rod into the lake*
Everyone: *watching eagerly*
Skipper: COULD YOU PLEASE STOP STARING LIKE THAT? Dx
Everyone: *still watching*
Skipper: -.- *hauls out lama* Cheerio, my friends. Who's up for fresh grilled lama?
Lama: Meeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh….
Skipper: *rolls eyes and throws it back into the lake* Lead a happy free life!
Fey: *poofs lake away* That was weird… o.O
Alex: Right. Next up is Gold and her dare for Julien, Mort, and Maurice.
Gold: Julien- Shout out random things to Mort and Maurice
Julien: I thought I wasn't supposed to talk?
Gold: Obviously, now you can.
Julien: Okay, Maurice!
Maurice: Yes, your Highness.
Julien: Mort.
Mort: Yes, your feetastic feet-owner. ^^
Julien: Okay, I'm done.
Gold: That's as random as you can get? xD
Julien: *sigh* Okay, banana.
Mort: Yay!
Julien: Piano!
Mort: Yay!
Julien: Silly penguin!
Mort: Yay!
Julien: Boogie!
Mort: Yay!
Julien: Me!
Mort: Uh... yay?
Julien: -.- Feet?
Mort: YAY!
Julien: Mort, you are fired.
Mort: Yay!
Gold: Okay... xD Enough with the randomness... xD
Fey: Lol, CC has the next epic dare! :D
CC: Candy-Put on makeup, a pink dress, and a curly blonde wig with a pink bow in it, and act like a girly-girl.
Candy: Ugh, I h-a-t-e you, Gold! Dx
Gold: Yeah, I know… so, here's your dress, *hands her dress*, the mak-up *hands her kit*, and here's your wig! :D *gives her wig*
Candy: Ugh, do I HAVE to put these on? Dx
Blowhole: Duh… and anyway, you'll look good… in a tight pink dress… ^^
Candy: Jerk.
Blowhole: Well? Are you going to put it on?
Candy: *puts it on, groaning*
Blowhole: *sees her* Wow… you look hot…
Candy: Well, I don't want to look hot! Dx
Blowhole: *sighs dreamily and looks at her*
Gold: Now act all girly, Candy… :D
Skipper: Eh, please don't.
Blowhole: *wolf-whistles at Candy*
Candy: *giggles* Hey, big strong handsome guy… *sighs dreamily*
Blowhole: You're talking to me? O.O
Candy: *puts her hands on his chest* Who else?
Kowalski: Wow, she's good… :D *turns to look at Jessie*
Jessie: Humph! I can do better… *plants kiss on Kowalski's cheek* How's that?
Kowalski: Perfect. :D
CC: Yeah, anyway, now Blowhole, do the same thing as Candy!
Blowhole: Say WHAT? O.O
Gold: *hands him wig, make-up, and dress and highfives CC* ^^
Blowhole: *grumbles and puts stuff on* How about that?
Candy: *goes arm in arm with him* Omg, you look so cute, girl!
Blowhole: Awww, thanks. *kisses her on both cheeks*
Candy: Let's get out of here, Blowina. We could go shopping or something! :D
Blowhole: Yeah, or even watch Never Say Never by Justin Bieber! :D
Candy: HE'S SO CUTE! :D I COULD EAT HIM UP! :DDD
Gold: o.O I'm getting kinda concerned… o.O You guys can stop now.
Candy and Blowhole: FINALLY! O.o *strip* ;)
Alex: The next dare is from Karenkook...
Everyone: *looks at Karenkook*
Karenkook: *sulking in a corner*
Rose: Don't mind her, she's just in one of her depressed states.
Sal: This happens to her at least once a month. But, uh, she should've snapped out of it by now.
Rose: Just go on with the dares. If she still hasn't snapped out of it, you know what to do.
Lea: *hands Fey a piece of paper* Here. That is the only dares she came up with, before she, you know.
Fey: : Skipper & Fey - sing "Song 2 U" by Leon Thomas III and Victoria Justice? O.O
Skipper: Why me? Dx
Fey: Or rather, why me? I mean, Alex is here, too... Alex?
Alex: *hiding behind Kowalski* Don't move, Kowalski. They'll find me.
Fey: -.- We see you, Alex!
Rose: Yeah, but we chose you and Skipper, uhm, because we wanted you two, not because Alex was hiding... ^^
Skipper: That makes no sense.
Karenkook: *still sulking*
Alex: I know, right? I mean, I should be the one that should be alongside him dancing ballet... uhm, actually, when I think about it, I'll rather pass the oppurtunity along. Have fun, Fey!
Fey: Yeah, thanks... -.-
Rose: *turns music on*
Skipper: I don't wear designer clothes
I don't go to the finest schools
But, I know….
Skipper and Fey: I ain't no fool baby
Skipper: I may not be a star
I'm not driving the sickest car
But, I know….
Skipper and Fey: I can make you happy baby
Both: I don't know what you been used to
Skipper: Never been with a girl like you
Both: But, I can give you a love that's true to…
your heart, not material things.
Both: I'll give you my song
These words to you
Sing you what I feel
My soul is true.
Both: I don't have the world
Can't give it to you girl
Fey: But, all that I can do
Skipper: All that I can do
Is give the song to you.
Skipper: Yeah I know that you are blessed
But, there's something that you're missing yeah
Skipper and Fey: Your own melody,
Skipper: Oh baby
Both: I don't know what you been used to
Skipper: Never been with a girl like you
Both: But, I can give you a love that's true to…
your heart, not material things.
Both: I'll give you my heart, my song, my words baby
What I can say, I'll sing it.
Oh, oooh, oooooh
I'll give my song and the rest to you baby baby
Sing you what I feel, my soul is true.
Both: I don't have the world
Can't give it to you girl
Fey: But, all that I can do
Skipper: All that I can do
Is give the song to you.
Everyone: *clapping*
Alex: *sulking*
Fey: Okay, the next dare is from Co and she wants Skipper to-
Co: Skipper-*Laughs evilly* I DARE YOU TO BE FEMALE FOR A WHOLE CHAPTER! *Que lighting and thunder with crazy laugh*
Erik-(0)_0 ARE YOU CRAZY?
Co-CRAZYone256.
Erik-...Oh yea. (-)3-
Skipper: UGH! *tries to tackle Co*
Erik: *restrains her* DON'T HURT HER!
Co: Awww, thanks, Erik… ;)
Fey: *grumbles and turns Skipper female*
Skipper: I HATE you GENDER-SWITCHING, ABNORMAL WACKOS! Dx
Co and Crazey: Aww, his voice went REALLY high on that... xD
Skipper: UGH!
Alex: *looks at him critcally* I don't really like all the gender-switching thing either... one, after all, you're my BOYfriend... and two, you look horrible as a girl.. xD
Skipper: Gee, thanks. -.-
Co: Anyway, next dare... ^^ Hans-I dare to TRY to kiss Skippy(fem.)
Fey: *opens mouth*
Co-Yes Fey, I am so evil.
Fey: *closes mouth, rolling eyes*
Skipper: I won't do it!
Hans: *scared of Skipper*
Co: ^^ Skippy-I COULD tell you who ml99.8 works for if you kiss Hans. :3
Skipper: NO But can you sill tell me.
Co-NO!IF YOU DON'T I SHALL NOT TELL YOU!
Fey: Oooh, I know... ^^ ml99.8 told me a while ago! HA! xD
Alex: Rub it in... -.-
Erik-Do it do it do it do it...
Skipper: NEVER!
Co-Damn...his pride is STRONG...DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU FEMALE FOR TWO CHAPTERS?
Kowalski: *mumbling to Jessie* Which, theoretically, is impossible, since this is the last chapter, which means there won't be a next chapter...
Skipper: NO! *to Co*
Co-Then do it.
Skipper: Damn you... *grabs Hans and kisses him*
Everyone: *cheers*
Skipper: *still kissing Hans*
Co and Crazey: Awww...
Skipper: *still kissing Hans with a pained expression*
Erik: Wait a minute... *retrives empty glue container from trashcan*
Co: *innocently* So that's the reason they didn't stop kissing... ^^
Crazey: *also innocently* How in the world did THAT get there? ^^
Fey: Oh guys... *shakes head and poofs Skipper and Hans apart*
Skipper: Grr... that was the WORST kiss in my LIFE! *charges at Co and Crazey*
Fey: The next dare is for Private from PB.
Private: Will I like it? *scared*
Fey: That... kinda depends...
PB: Private, slap Skipper HARD!
Skipper: *laughing* As if Private actually had the nerve to do that… xD
Privat: *slaps Skipper… HARD*
Skipper: THAT ACTUALLY HURT SOLDIER! O.o
Alex: -.- It was supposed to hurt, you know?
Fey: And the next dare is so sweet! ^^
Anastasia: Okay, Privvy, go on a date with a Grenade.
Private: Isn't that more Rico's thing?
Anastasia: Perhaps… ^^ but I'm daring you, so good luck.
Private: I hope the grenade is at least female…
Fey: *pats him on back* Have fun, soldier!
Skipper: HEY, that's my line! D:
Fey: *shrugs*
~Private's date~
Spanish guitar music.
The scent of blooming lilacs.
A soft breeze ruffling Private's feathers.
Silky fish on a wooden plate in front of them.
"Do you like it, dear?" Private asked.
The Grenade remained silent.
Private cut his fish in two and smiled uncertainely at the Grenade.
The Grenade remained silent.
So did Private, eating his lonesome, romantic dinner.
~End of Private's date~
Fey: Okay, Penelope. Your dare is next. For this dare, Skipper will actually have to go take a drink or dance or whatever for a moment... ;)
Skipper- why-
Fey- JUST GO ALREADY WILL YOU!
Skipper- *kinda scared* fine... *goes into different room*
Penelope- ok so Alex-give Skipper a sardine smoothie which I have put a sleeping pill in it...When he falls asleep you'll write on his forehead"I'm a hippy"with barbecue sauce...xD
Alex- *grins evilly and takes out a blender* gimmie the pills.
Penelope- *happily ends it over*
Jessie- this isn't gonna be good O.o
Alex- *starts throwing random ingredients into the blender*
Fey- I'm pretty sure a shoe doesn't go in a sardine smoothies... :/
Alex- well this is payback!
Jessie- what did he do to you?
Alex- everything! *throws in some broccoli*
Kowalski- I highly doubt Skipper would drink anything you give to him...
Fey- yeah, I don't think he trusts you.
Alex- he doesn't trust ME? *throws in some tomato juice* the nerve of some people! *finally puts in the sardines with the sleeping pills*
Skipper: *walks back in and Alex hands him the drink* What's this? You seriously think I'll drink THIS?
Alex: *innocent smile*
Fey: You have to, it's a dare...
Skipper: *grumpily drinks it down* Why, hello, this isn't half... baaddd... eeeeeeehhhh... *falls on face, sleeping*
Alex: Now for the revenge! :D *takes out barbecue sauce*
Kowalski: I'm not sure, if that's the best idea...
Alex: MUHAWHAWHAHWAHW!
Fey: Uhm, Alex?
Alex: *starts squirting Barbecue sauce all over the floor* DIE, DIE, DIE! *maniac laugh*
Fey: *tackles Alex* Someone help me!
Jessie: *comes back in* Hi, everyone... *sees disorder* OMG, you didn't give ALEX BARBECUE SAUCE? o.O
Fey- *nervous* YES! it was a dare! *stuggles to keep her down*
Jessie- IDIOTS! That's the one thing you NEVER give Alex!
Alex- Fey... We're good friends... But if you don't get off me, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! *flips her over*
Fey- *slams into the ground*
Alex- *stands up and walks over to Skipper, still holding the BBQ sauce, laughing once again*
Fey and Kowlaski- NO! *both tackle Alex down*
Skipper: *rolls over and puts his flipper in his mouth*
Everyone: *stops* Awww...
Fey: Okay, Kowalski, you keep her down, I'll get the Barbecue sauce, and... Alex, stop!
Kowalski: *pins Alex down*
Fey: *quickly snatches the barbecue sauce up* Yes, VICTORY! *trips over Jessie, both fall, and barbecue splatters over Kowalski, Alex, and Skipper*
Jessie: Uh uh, not good...
Alex: *goes to sleep next to Skipper*
Everyone: o.O
Fey: Why is she now going to go to sleep?
Rico: Oh oh! *reenacts that episode where he went all crazy and then went to sleep in the end*
Kowalski: Hmm, you could be right, Rico... :) *stands up and goes to wash himself off*
Fey: Okay, next dare?
PB: Anastasia- Go to a random bar (but only drink soda or water)humanized in the sexy purple dress and wait for a guy to hit on you. When he does, kick his butt with no mercy.
Anastasia: One question. Tell me why you hate me so much! Dx
PB: I don't! One day, you'll be able to thank me for this... or not. xD
Anastasia: *evil glare, then is poofed into humanized sexy purple dressed self.*
Fey: *waves, smirking, then Anastasia is poofed off to a random bar*
~At bar...
Anastasia: *orders a coke and sits by bar*
~After 5 min...
Anastasia: *sighs and stares into her drink*
~After 30 min...
Anastasia: *looking at nails, drink emptied*
~After 2 hours...
Anastasia: *sleeping on bar top*
Guy: Uhm, hello?
Anastasia: *jerks awake* Yes?
Guy: Hi, I am Sam and I was wondering-
Anastasia: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: Uh, what?
Anastasia: -.- Just answer the question with yes...
Guy: Uhm, okay... sure.
Anastasia: Thank you! *kicks his butt and leaves the bar*
Guy: What the h**l? o.O I was only going to ask where the bathroom is!
(Sorry, Anastasia, I just couldn't resist the temptation, but really, did you expect that to happen? xD I don't think anyone did, so I HAD to bring that in... ;) You may fish-slap me now... xD -Always)
~Back at HQ...
Fey: And?
Anastasia: I don't wanna talk about it.
PB: Lol, I knew something funny would happen.
Lea: Rose? Karenkook still hasn't stopped sulking.
Rose: Sal, give her some gummy worms. That should take her out of her depressed state.
Sal: Right. Sour or regular?
Rose: What do you think?
Sal: Right, regular. *gives a bag of gummy worms to Karenkook*
Karenkook: *starts eating them* Yum! ^^
Rose: She's back.
CC: Jessie and Alex-Be all friendly and sisterly to each other, then start a really ridiculous fight over a tiny cupcake.
Jessie and Alex: *glare at each other*
Alex: Do we HAVE to?
CC: Duh, it's a dare… ^^
Skipper: This ought to be good… ^^ *gets popcorn and starts eating*
Jessie: Uh… hi, sissy.
Alex: Hi… -.-
CC: *cough* …friendlyandsiserly, Alex… *cough*
Alex: Uh, so… you're, like, my best sister.
Jessie: Remember the good old times we've had…
Alex: Like when? -.-
Jessie: Geesh, Alex! O.o You could at least TRY!
Alex: BUT why are we doing this?
Jessie: OH YOU! *tackles her*
Everyone: *watches silently their fight*
CC: Uh, I still have that cupcake…
Fey: I don't think they need it… ^^ I'll eat it! xD
Karenkook: *points to the list in Fey's hand*
Fey: *frowns* Karenkook... are you sure you want to do this dare?
Karenkook: Absolutely! :D
Karenhooki- The video is about how they contribute to medical sciences. Leeches help people get their fingers back, Maggots can eat away the wasted flesh and leave the fresh one behind, and bees... I don't know what they do. I watched this in science and I only got up to maggots. I almost threw up watching it! They showed a LOT of BLOOD, FLESH, and people willingly letting the leeches and maggots on! They even show some scientists ripping apart a finger. *shudders* If I saw it all, I definitly would have thrown up or felt my lunch going back up north.
Everyone- O_O
Alexander: *into the silence* Science is bloody amazing.
Alex- *to Karenkook* Soooo you're basically asking us to watch a really disgusting/disturbing film?
Karenhook- putting it gently...
Skipper- oh boy...
Fey- s-should I put the movie on?
Alex- I guess you-
Private- NOOOOOOOO! *hides behind blanket* that sounds scary :(
Skipper- man up soldier!
Private- but... it has bugs... and science! The two worst combination... :(
Kowalski- HEY! D:
Jessie- I, on the other hand, would love to learn about these fascinating creatures!
Alex- blah blah blah... LETS SEE SOME BLOOD :D
Rico- *coughs up popcorn* YEA! xD
Karenhook- ok... don't say you weren't warned... *puts in tape*
Fey- I've got a bad feeling about this...
*10 minute into the movie*
Alexander: *licking lips at insects and blood*
Private- *cowering underneath the blanket*
Fey- *watching in horror and disgust*
Jessie and Kowalski- *take notes, but both feel like they're about to puke*
Alex- *watches with a gleam in her eye* GET THEM LEECHES! GET THEM GOOOD!
Mort- *watching with big eyes* what does the red thing mean?
Julien- have I never seen something so vile... it's unfitting for the king! *throws up on Mort*
Mort- YAY! :D
Fey- I- I think that's enough... *turns on tape*
Everybody- *sighs in relief*
Alex- WHAT? C'mon! It was just getting good!
Skipper- yeah! They were just about to chew off that guy's hand... :(
Fey: Ugh. -.- Next dare...
PB: Marlene, you can have any super power you want! Choose wisely and pick a cool one this time.
Marlene: Hmmm, tempting. How about-
Fey: Pick a make-guys-invisble-when-they-are-annoying one… that'd be most handy.
Marlene: I don't know, what should I take? ^^ One that looks like a lipstick. *gets out lipstick* Like this one.
Skipper: Take cover!
Anastasia: Ooooh, what color?
Marlene: Neon-pink! :D
PB: *hands her neon-pink, make-guys-invisible-when-they-are-annoying lipstick*
Marlene: Oooh, this feels like my birthday. Except I don't get cool gifts like that on my birthday.
Skipper: This definitely does NOT feel like my birthday. -.-
Fey: The next dare will be VERY random from CC... for Rico.
CC: Rico-Go to Fairytale Land and destroy their taco stand. Eat some rocks, then go and dance the can can on City Hall. Once the police come, burp in their faces. Teleport to the magical place called Disneyland. Pop a little girls Mickey balloon, then ride the Winnie the Pooh ride. Go back to the TaD room whenever you want after all that.
Rico: YAY! :D
Fey: How about we have Karenkook accompany him?
Karenkook: Kay, what would I do?
Fey: Just take care that Rico does everything correct... xD
Rico: *grabs Karenkook's arm and races out of the door with her*
Teng: Humph...
In Fairytale Land...
Fairy: Welcome to Fairyland, what can I do to help you? Would you like to partcipate in our pixiedust spa or eat out at the Moondaisies'?
Karenkook: Is this heaven? :D
Fairy: Oh, you'd like to go eat out at our Heavenly Tacos?
Rico: *gags* 'eavenly Ta'os? o.O
Fairy: Yes... *sweet sparkly smile* So a seat for two?
Karenkook: *looks at Rico* Yes please...
After 10 minutes...
Rico: *dragging Karenkook off as fast as he can* WohOO!
Karenkook: o.O I can't believe I got banned from ever entering FairyLand again... *sigh* Goodbye, Pixiedust spa...
Rico: *randomly eat rocks*
Karenkook: Ah. yes. That takes care of the second part. Now for the Can Can on City Hall...
Rico: *goes to City Hall, takes a bow, and starts singing Can Can opera-style... and dancing!*
Everyone: *smirking and applauding*
Rico: *turns to Karenkook* And now?
Karenkook: Wait for it...
Police: We have a warrant for your arrest!
Rico: *burps into their faces*
Police: Did you just burp into my face? o.O
Rico: *burp*
Police: *face goes red*
Karenkook: *chuckles nervously* RIGHT... *teleport off with Rico to Disneyland*
Rico: *beak hangs open*
Karenkook: Wow... :)
Rico: Oooh... *pops a mickey balloon*
Big, muscular guy: HEY, WHO POPPED MY BALLOON?
Rico and Karenkook: *tiptoeing away quietly*
Karenkook: So what now?
Rico: *points at Winnie Pooh ride* Last yon! :D
Karenkook: Right! :D *goes on with Rico*
5 min later...
Rico and Karenkook: *gagging, stumbling out, ashen in face, giggling small kids all around them* Ugh...
Karenkook: And now? *ashen-faced*
Rico: Home?
Karenkook: Same here! Dx
Are poofed back... :)
CC: Welcome back... xD
Fey: ml? Your turn. :D
ml99.8: so because I am back I have some torture, some not torture, aaaaannnnddd SOME CHEESE! so lets start with the darez
Bob: not good...
ml99.8: first I dare everyone to listen to these two songs... I heart hello kitty by blood on the dancefloor aaand ima monster by blood on the dancefloor
Bob: chop chop chop you up, I'm a monster ahahaha
Jakie: he's been listening to that too much
Fey: Uhm, guys... sorry, but the lyrics from Hello Kitty are too dirty to publish here. Whoever's interested is welcome to google it themselves, but this is just... every second word about sex?
ml99.8: Uhm, okay, what about the second song? ^^
Fey: *glares* Fine!
*music starts*
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LET'S GOOOOOO.
OH NOOOO.
Can't stop the tickles.
They call me Dr. Giggles.
It's o-o-o-off the chizzle
Fo' shizzle dizzle
I'm bangin' with the b-o-t-o-dizzle
with wiffles
'cause I dribble like I'm rubbing on.
Gotta get out the pickle
Make it rain with the ripples.
Let my candy rum trickle
Get you buzzed with double triples.
Getting head in, rentals
Avoiding the parentals.
This is ghetto, plain and simple
with the down beat tempo.
Oh, no.
They be hatin' us.
'Cause we're glamorous.
They be hatin' us.
'Cause I'm fabulous.
Can't stop me once I've started,
Baby, got me retarded.
Don't phunk-phunk-phunk-phunk
with my heart.
LET'S GOOOOO.
Chop, chop, chop you up.
Ima monster (hah hah hah)
Eat you like a cannibal,
Spit you out like an animal. (x2)
Slice, slice, slice you up.
Ima monster (hah hah hah)
Cut you up, I'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice. (x2)
Everyone: *dancing*
ml99.8: ISN'T IT A GREAT SONG? xD
Everyone: *still dancing*
Julien: *shaking his booty*
Fey: Lol, okay, you guys are weird... xD Skipper, the next dare is from you from PB.
PB-Skipper- Rebuild the twin towers then walk across a tightrope between it.
Skipper- *scoffs* that's all?
PB- ermmm yeah...
Skipper- I can do it with my eyes closed!
Fey- you are so bluffing...,
Skipper- hey, I've done worse things!
Julien- like kiss Alex? *says innocently*
Alex- *growls at Julien*
Skipper- yeah... *smirks* that could be one example...
Fey- oh yeah what's another one?
Skipper- well I participated in this truth or dare...
Fey- ha ha... Very funny...
Alex- actually it's not that bad *sipping ice cold lemonade*
Kowalski- that's because you're the co host! You're the torturer, not the tortured!
Alex- and I'm loving it ^^
Fey- anyways Skipper... If it's so easy... Go do it! *smirks and whispers to Alex* he'll never make it...
Alex- *smiles also*
45 minutes later
*two duplicate gigantic towers are built exactly where the Twin Towers used to be*
Skipper- *sweat on his forehead and panting*
Fey and Alex- O.O
Kowalski- h-how?
Jessie- this breaks all rules of science!
Skipper- still *pant* better *takes deep breath* then the ToD! *faints from exhaustion*
Alex- hey... Wake up sleepy head *pours bucket of freezing water on him*
Skipper- *jumps up in surprise* AHHHH! you GOT to stop doing that *glares at Alex*
Alex- and you gotta stop being stupid... But I don't see that happening!
Fey- breathe Alex... You don't want to get into another argument...
Alex- oh right... Forgot about that...
Skipper- ?
Alex- it's sorta a promise I made to myself, I guess *shrugs*
Skipper- oh *looking kind of upset*
Fey- anyways, now you gotta walk across a tight rope that is in between the twin towers :D
Skipper- ok sure...
Fey- *glares at him* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED :(
Skipper- *yawns bored* well I'm not.
Alex- see how annoying he is?
Kowalski- we all know how annoying he is...
Fey: Haha, that's the right person to say that! xDDD
Kowalski: *looks insulted*
Skipper: Can we come back to my dare?
Alex: Defnitely! *hands him rope*
Skipper: *goes away and returns after 15 min.*
Everyone: AND?
Skipper: Yeah, I walked it.
Alex: That's it?
Skipper: It got on TV.
Fey: And?
Skipper: And then I ended up on the other side and came back here.
Alex: Wow, what a great sucess that was... okay, next dare?
Fey: -.- Sure. Skipper, now you have to become best friends with Perry the Platipus.
Skipper: Who's Perry the Platipus?
Perry the Platipus: Who's Skipper?
Kowalski: *sees Perry the Platipus* GAH! *looks at him from all sides* Is he a mammal or a bird?
Anastasia: Oh, you mean, because of the beak?
Kowalski: YES! *frustrated, looking for answers in his notes*
Skipper: So I have to become BFFs with THIS guy?
Perry the Platipus: *sees Alex* Wow...
Alex: Wow, what?
Perry the Platipus: *sees Anastasia* Wow...
Anastasia: Umm, okay?
Perry the Platipus: *sees Fey* Wow...
Fey: Seriously, now have you never seen girls or what? -.-
Perry the Platipus: No... not yet. Wow...
Alex- since when... Can you talk? Don't you growl?
Perry the Platipus- erm... I don't know. All animals here talk right?
Alex- ohhhhhhh right xD
Fey- it's the magic of the studio room :D
Skipper- dark magic *frowns*
Perry the Platipus- *pokes Fey* what do you do?
Fey- -.- I breathe... I eat... I sleep... Just like you!
Perry the Platipus- ohhh so females work the same way us males do?
Everybody- NO!
Boys and girls- *glare at each other*
Alex- girls are smarter!
Skipper- boys are stronger! *smirks*
Fey- girls are more polite! *yells at Kowlaski*
Anastasia- and better looking...
Jessie- and smell better!
Kowalski- well boys are- I mean c'mon are all you girls against ME now?
Jessie, Fey and Anastasia- YES!
Perry the Platipus- what have I started?
Kowalski- well boys are better soldiers!
Alex- oh you did not just say that! *thumps him on the forehead*
Kowalski- ow!
Candy- I am better!
Blowhole- no I am better! *challenging Candy to a duel*
Ann and Kaito- *sword fighting with chickens*
Alex- *tackles Skipper*
Anastasia and Jessie- *advance towards Kowlski*
Jessie- now take back what you said...
Kowalski- *cowers in corner*
Fey- ok ENOUGHHHHHH! *yells really loudly through megaphone*
Everybody- *silent*
Fey- good... Now Skipper, you may resume your dare!
Perry the Platupus- *get up* good! Something involving me :)
Fey: So, Skipper and Perry, become best friends!
Skipper: What do best friends do?
Alex: Uhmmm, talk hours on the phone, have sleepovers, get mani-pedicures, giggle, watch chick-flicks... *innocently*
Skipper: *groan* Okay, let's go, Perry... *they go out*
Kowalski: *to Alex* Wait, I thought that was what GIRL best friends do...
Alex: Yeah, well, he should have been more detailed... xD
Skipper and Perry: *come back in with mani-pedicured, a phone in their hand, magazines under arms, etc.*
Everyone: *dies laughing*
After death of laughing...
Fey: Okay, lol! That was funny, next dare?
Perry the Platipus: Does it involve me?
Fey: No.. *poofs him away*
Perry the Platipus: *walks back through the door*
Fey: O.o
Alex: Anyway, the next dare is for Private. Loose your innocence somehow.
Everyone: *shocked*
Fey: Whoa, you don't mean... lose your innocence... as in... you know, go to bed with someone?
Alex- no... Don't rush to conclusions! It's written... "somehow"... She probably meant like... Rob a bank? See a murder film? Right? Right?
Private- *confused* I don't mind sharing my bed with somebody :) what's the big deal anyways?
Alex- *opens mouth*
Skipper- *puts flipper over her beak* if you tell him... I will kill you *hisses*
Fey- so... Murder film it is!
Private- *frightened* you mean... A movie where someone kills someone? *pales*
Fey: Hey, we're all right there beside you, right?
Private: *relieved* Really?
Fey: Umm, in our hearts, we'll be thinking of you. Now, what movie, what movie to watch?
Alex: So?
Fey: I know! :D The Shining!
Alexander: Wow, really up to date... aren't you? -.-
Fey: *takes Private into other room* Try to laugh at the scary scenes, I think the movie is really bad, especially where the twins appear and then there are bloody bodies, but never mind that, and the dad is a little weird, so you could laugh at that. HAVE FUN! *quickly shuts door behind her.*
Alex: Uh, so how did you come up with that?
Fey: Watched a part in my class... -.- Okay, next dare?
PB: Julien- I want you to take a good look at your personality. It sucks. Change your ways.
Julien- *smiling at himself in the mirror* say what now?
Alex- *slaps forehead* this will be harder than we thought.
Fey- c'mon Alex don't give up! I'm sure Julien can change... ^^
Julien- are you talking about my royal kingliness?
Fey- *rolls eyes* ok Julien... You need you change your personality!
Julien- but my personality is great :D
Alex- NO IT'S NOT!
Julien- sheesh... What's the problem with her?
Fey- she gets mad easily...
Alex- because he irritates me :(
Fey- whatever... so what are we gonna do to "help" Julien?
Julien: Help with what?
Fey: I got an idea! Skipper, remember, in that episode, when Julien asked if you were copying him and you said that you were still in stage 2 or something?
Skipper: Yes?
Fey: So, how's it coming along?
Kowalski: WE'RE DONE! :D
Fey: *exchanges looks with Alex*
Skipper: Are you thinking that what I am thinking what you are thinking?
Alex: I don't know, what are you thinking?
Skipper: That it is time to enforce Mission Copycat!
Fey: Yes that IS what I am thinking...
Penguins: *look at Julien*
Julien: *is petting his booty*
Penguins: *gulp*
Skipper- *whispers to Alex* do I really have to act like THAT guy?
Alex- *smirks* yep... Have fun! *pushes him to Julien*
Julien- what are you doing next to the awesomeness that is me?
Skipper- what are you doing next to the awesomeness that is me?
Julien- No... You're not awesome... I AM!
Skipper- *mimicks* you're not awesome... I AM!
Kowalski- MORT! Get me some juice!
Mort- *confuse but gets him some juice*
Kowalski- *looks at it* THAT'S NOT FISH FLAVORED JUICE YOU IDIOT!
Fey- *whispers to Alex* wow... He's a really good actor!
Mort- *tears up*
Kowalski- *trying to say sorry with his eyes*
Julien- HEY! No one bosses my lemurs around BUT ME!
Kowalski- you'r just an ugly lemur. You're nothing against the royal me! *smirks*
Skipper- Everyone must bow down to my awesome powers!
Private- the sky spirtis rule all!
Rico- hdskskwbdjdo MAURICE!
Mort and Maurice- *cowering in corner*
Julien- *really confused* STOP IT! STOP IT!
Fey: Now for me to persuade him... Julien?
Julien: Yes?
Skipper: Julien is such an ugly name!
Julien: IS NOT!
Skipper: IS TOO!
Fey: Okay, so, Julien? Do you like how the penguins are acting?
Julien: NO! They are acting like selfish, annoying, stupid people!
Fey: Well, the thing is, they were doing what you always do... so what does that make you?
Julien: Selfish, annoying, stupid person?
Fey: Yeah...
Julien: Oh, haha! Can I tell a joke now? Knock-knock!
Mort: WHO'S THERE?
Fey: -.-
Alex: Okay, seriously, I JUST give UP!
Skipper and Penguins: *go back to being normal*
Fey: Uhm, sure, next dare.
Fey- Skipper-Juggle your team! Wearing a clown suit! On a unicycle! Be careful not to drop them, there's hot, melted CHEESE below you! xD
Skipper- what kind of sick twisted mind thinks of these dares?
Jessie- ME! :D
Kowalski- why am I not surprised?
Alex- just do the dare already!
Skipper- easy for you to say... You never juggled 3 penguins before! wearing a tutu! On a unicycle!
Alex- *looks uneasily*
Fey- uhhh... Yeah. Let's just leave it at that.
Skipper- O.o
Fey- anywho... Here is the clown suit and the unicycle! *hands it to him* go wild xD
Skipper- *puts the clown suit on unenthusiastically* I feel stupid -.-
Alex- *opens mouth*
Skipper- DON'T... *growls*
Alex- *closes mouth annoyed*
Skipper- *get on unicycle and grabs Kowalski and tries to juggle him*
Kowalski- AHHHH!
Skipper- *somehow suceeding* I'm doing it! *smiles*
Fey- we'll see about that! *throws Private on him*
Skipper- *loses balance and quickly regains it* HA!
Alex- *smirks and throws Private*
Skipper- *collapses*
Penguins- *all get covered in hot cheese*
Fey: Okay, that's just gross! o.O Next dare?
Anastasia: Oooh, PB and I came up with one for Private! :D
Fey: Let's hear it...
PB: Private, loose weight, no offence... It will just be healthy for you...
Private: *looks down at his tummy*
PB: Can you even see your feet? ^^
Private: No, of course not, can you?
Anastasia: *shocked* Okay, you, me, Private. Fitness studio at once! O.O *drags Private out of TaD room*
After 10 minutes… okay, I KNOW the time is a LITTLE unrealistic… ;)
Anastasia: We're back! :D
Private: *slimmer, good-looking, shiny black feathers* Hi everyone! :D
Girls: o.O Wow…
Fey: Don't take this personally, but… ^^ *hugs him*
Private: *blushes*
Guys: *grumble*
Fey: And... we also have a new person who joined for the last chapter... lol, kinda like Eva, you know? (Evufulness joined my Marlene Q§A show in the very last chapter... ;) Okay, everyone welcome, DarknessAndMagic...
Dark: Hi... *smiles and kinda waves*
Private: Yippee, another reviewer! :D
Rico: *punches Private*
Kowalski: Uh... *scared of her*
Skipper: Man up, soldiers, she doesn't look as if she has any good reviews, anyways... xD
Dark: *rolls eyes* Really? Listen to this: Skipper I dare you to put on a tu tu anddddddd EAT CHICKEN (not bob he rocks)
Skipper: *beak hangs open*
Rico, Kowalski, and Private: *scream in fright and run around in circles*
Skipper: I hate this girl! O.o *puts on ballet attire* But I don't have to dance, do I?
Dark: Hmmm, that might be interesting... ^^ but no, I'll keep it out since I'm nice...
Skipper: *chuckles* Nice... humph.
Dark: And now you get to eat chicken! :D
Skipper: Okay... -.-
Bob: Hey, I have a really great receipe for chicken, Skippy... give me a minute... *runs into kitchen and comes back out with a silver platter, on which lies a cooked chicken* Bon Appetit! :D
Skipper: Uhm... is that like...your great-aunt, or something? O.o
Bob: *shocked* PLEASE... can you not see that it's MALE? Dx
Skipper: Uhm, no?
Bob: *starts showing Skipper*
Dark: NO! *blushes* I mean... it's okay, I don't really want to see.
Skipper: *looks sick* Me neither... *takes chicken and bites off*
Bob: *grossed out* Ugh, now I can't show you anyway... couldn't you have started with the head? O.o
Skipper: o.O *spits chicken all over Bob*
Bob: -.- That's what you get for being helpful... Dx
Fey: Ugh. Gross... *grossed out*
Penelope:Yeah...now read the next dare...
Fey:Fine...
Skipper-Choose:Marlene or Alex...if you choose Alex I'll give you 50 bucks...^^
Marlene:Hey that's not fair!You can't buy Skipper's love...*to Skipper*here are 100 bucks...
Penelope:Ah,is there anything money can't do?^^
Skipper: I CHOSE MARLENA! :DDD
Alex: -.- I don't think I want a guy who's THAT obsessed about money!
Skipper: ...
Fey: PB? Julien, come up here...
Julien: YOU CALLED THE KING? :D *overeager for his dare*
PB: Julien, create a sculpture.
Skipper: Julien and WORK? xD You have GOT to be kidding me!
Julien: Silly penguin, I will make a most awesomest, kingly pulpture that you can only dream of! *laughs evily*
Skipper: o.O Yeah, have fun with that. If you actually finish a sculpture, I'll give you 5 bucks!
Julien: Deal! *sets off to work*
Everyone: *crowding around him to see what he will do*
Julien: *hammering and nailing stuff in a whirlwind, finally... he steps back, and reveals...*
Skipper: Wow... *hands him 5 bucks, dazed* It's so so so beautiful, Ringtail.
Julien: *grins*
~It's a sculpture of a snowcone, laid horizontally on the ground, melting under a hot sun, the drops running off it as realistically as can be...~
Everyone else: *amazed*
Julien: Yeah, how do you like it?
PB: Julien, it's just... amazing...
Kowalski: How did you DO that?
Anastasia: Wow...
Julien: I'm glad you like da kingly pulpture! :D *pokes a needle into statue and it deflates...*
Skipper: Say WHAT?
Julien: What.
Skipper: *touches sculpture* It's plastic! It's inflatable! It's fake!
Julien: *bored* Duh...
Skipper: I WANT MY 5 BUCKS BACK! *chases after Julien*
Crazey: Now for MY dares... xD
Teng: She mad. *cat trollface*
Crazey: Anyway, VOCALOID SONGS FOR EVERYONE!
Fey: Whoa, three songs... only. (Sorry, couldn't find Hans' song...)
Crazey: Ugh, fine. Then, I'll have Skipper sing Fear Garden by Rin Kagamine.
Skipper: Okay, I'm ready as ready can be... -.- get this over me!
*music starts*
Skipper: Here's one, here's two, here's three, here's four, here's five
Here's six, here's seven, ten!
Skipper: *dancing, doin the actions* Grabbing on a right arm, pulling, pulling
Stabbing the soil on the top of my pots
Putting together the pointers and middles
A wonderful arrangement of my flowers
Skipper: In the boundries of my garden
Hands sprout out so beautifully *puts hands up*
But they are not the same types, I'm right, for sure
Skipper:
Fear Garden
Fear Garden
Fear Garden
Fear Garden
Fear Garden
Fear Garden
Fear Garden
Skipper: So don't run away
I cannot say anything about my secret garden
I cannot tell anyone about my secret garden
Hans: Aaaaa... ^^
Skipper: Hands with five fingers are the best
Though sometimes I get only four fingers
You have eyes, so you can see what I'm telling you, it's true
Skipper:
Only lies, there are only lies here
Only lies, there are only lies here
Only lies, there are only lies here
Only lies, there are only lies
..Maybe
*music ends*
Everyone: *applauds*
Fey: Okay, we've got a RANDOM random RANDOM dare from CC... xD
Jessie: *claps hands excitedly* Is it the one for Skipper? The one for Private? The one for-
Fey: It's Kowalski... ;)
Kowalski: *disarming smile* You called?
Fey: Oh, you're going to wipe that grin off your face in no time...
Kowalski: *still grinning*
CC: Kowalski-Jump up and down on Doris's head, while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb, while eating nachos, while wearing a sombrero, while juggling Burt, Joey, and Zookeeper Alice! Your microscope gets demolished if you don't do all this.
Kowalski: *gulp*
Doris: C'mon, do it, fishbreath... -.-
Kowalski: *sings Mary Had a Little Lamb and jumps on Doris' head*
CC: While eating nachos... xD *tosses him bag of nachos*
Kowalski: *sings while chewing*
Jessie: And SOMBRERO! *pust Sombrero on his head* Looks kinda cute... :3
Kowalski: *smiles down at her*
CC: WHILE juggling Burt, Joey, and Zookeeper Alice! xD
Kowalski: *gasp, while singing with full mouth* Toss em... its fleece was white as snow... here to... Mary had a little lamb... me...
CC: *tosses them to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *juggles Burt, Joey, and Alice* Is this okay?
Jessie: *sceptical* Hmmm... not sure...
Kowalski: *glares at her*
Jessie: Lol, okay... xDDDD you may stop... xD
Kowalski: *drops everything* What DON'T you do for your microscope?
Alex: Tell me... -.- next dare?
PB: Anastasia, go skydiving…
Anastasia: D: Are you trying to kill me somehow? D:
PB: Not really, it's not legal in the TaD… ^^
Anastasia: *groans and goes sky diving*
~In the air…
Anastasia straps parachute on, sends a short prayer up to heaven, and jumps out of plane… as she falls, her hair comes loose and is all wavy in the wind… ;) a minute later, the parachute opens and she lands gracefully on the ground…~
Anastasia: *back* THAT WAS EPIC! :DDD
PB: ^^ *pats her head* I knew you'd like it… ^^
Fey: Okay, the next dare is from CC for Hans and Rico... ;)
CC: Hans-Kiss Rico's doll! Let Rico do whatever he wants for revenge.
Hans:*nervously* okay..*kisses Mrs. Perky*
Rico: Grrrrrr!
Skipper: That it Rico. Let all of your anger out on Hans!
Hans: SKIPPER!
Rico: *begins chasing Hans*
Jessie: This is fun.
Alex: Yeah, hand over the popcorn please.
Rico: *caught up with Hans and begins beating him up*
Hans: Ow! IT -ugh- WAS A DARE! DID YOU THINK I WOULD WANT TO KISS A STUPID PLASTIC TOY?
Everyone: Oooooooo!
Skipper: Oh, now you´ve done it! Some popcorn, please?
Rico: *tearing him up*
Hans: *screaming*
Rico: *still tearing him up*
Jessie: I think we should help him.
Alex: Really? But things are getting interesting. Just a few more minutes.
Hans: HELP! HELP!
Fey: Fine. :( *uses powers to drag Rico away*
Hans: Phew! That was close.
Fey: Okay... who's up for another dare?
Karenkook: Now for the rest of my dares now that I'm feeling better. Rico - Get drunk and drag 5 people inside a room with you. (I am clueless at the moment. Also, techinically, I checked what were the rules and this wasn't in it. Sooo...)
Fey: Yeah, it's not... so, Rico? Here's your eggnog... :) *hands him eggnong*
Rico: Yay, ENGNONG! :D
Fey: *to Karenkook* If anything goes wrong... I hold YOU responsible.
Karenkook: I'll live... ^^
Rico: *goes crazy* YIPPEYAYA! *hick*
Fey: Okay, Rico, drag 5 people into some room... :D
Rico: *smirks drunkenly at Karenkook*
Karenkook: Uh...
Rico: *hauls her over his shoulder and carries her off*
Karenkook: Hey, c'mon, lemme go! o.O
Rico: No! :D *enjoying this and still carrying Karenkook around triumphantly*
Karenkook: Help?
Sal, Lea, and Rose: We know you don't really want any help! xD
Karenkook: MUTINY! THIS IS MUTINY! *is carried off by Rico and dumped in another room*
Rico: *returns* So... *sees Teng*
Teng: Oh no, you don't! o.O
Crazy and Crazen: *giggle*
Rico: *picks Teng up bridal style*
Teng: LEMME GO! o.O
Rico: *smirks and dumps her on top of Karenkook*
Fey: *looks at sheet* Okay, you need three more...
Rico: Nu-uh! *slams door shut behind him and is alone with Karenkook and Teng*
Karenkook: -.- Why did I ever put out that dare!
Teng: Good question... -.-
Rico: *laughs manaically*
After 10 min...
Karenkook: *walks out blushing and silent*
After her...
Teng: *walks out annoyed and silent*
After her...
Rico: *walks out with a half-smirk, not drunk anymore*
Fey: xDDDD Epicness! xDDDD
Teng and Karenkook: *glare*
Co-*Continues doing the fan dance* SA-MU-RAI!
Erik-I really wish I did not know you.
Co-Whatever, DARES! Fey-I dare you to sing Nothing Suits me Like A suit by Neil Patrick Harris. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
Fey: OF COURSE I'M HAPPY! :DDDD *puts suit on*
*music starts*
Fey: I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Fey: Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
Fey: To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit
Fey: Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy
in the jacket and tie *Kowalski gets suit*
That puppy in the double-breast *Jessie next to him gets also a suit*
Fey: That '80s dude in mutton chops *Rico gets suit*
That baby with a lollipop *Anastasia gets suit*
That lady cop who's kinda cute *Penelope gets suit*
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Fey: Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues
Fey: In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Erik: Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please
Co: What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold?
Fey: Suits.
Erik: What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old?
Fey: Suits.
Co: What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit?
Fey: It's mute.
Skipper: What if world peace
Were within your reach... why did I just say that? o.O
Fey: Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Skipper. Get your head outta your a*s.
Everyone wearing suits: Two! Three! Four!
Fey: Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute
Fey: I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
Suited people: 'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a ….
Fey: wait for it … Suit!
Everyone: *cheers*
Crazey: Rico marry a girl.
Teng: BUT RICO IS MY WAIFU!
Crazey: Shuddup Teng. Everyone make fun of Teng.
Hans: *starts laughing at Teng*
Teng: -.- Okay, but who is Rico gonna marry?
Rico: *grabs his doll and smiles enchantingly*
Crazey: Doesn't count...
Fey: *looks between Karenkook and Teng* Uh oh... seems like we have another fangirl-issue... o.O
Jessie and Anastasia: *nod with an expert smile* It's so hard...
Fey: Hmmm, so, Rico, who are you gonna pick?
Rico: *smiles at Karenkook* SHE! :D
Teng: COME ON... DX
Fey: Sorry, better than having an indecisive penguin again... ;) (Sorry, Crazey, but having another fangirl vs fangirl thing would really get on my nerves... ;)
Rico: *takes Karenkook and kisses her*
Teng: Yes, you may kiss the bride... -.-
Fey: Okay, shall we have the next dare?
Gold:
Time for a whole bunch of random epicness! xD
Candy, Skipper, Marlene, Fey, and Blowhole- sing Alice of Human Sacrifice! It's a very violent song. Candy is the first Alice, Blowhole is the second, Fey is the third and Marlene and Skipper are the siblings as the fourth Alice.
Candy: There was once a little dream.
Blowhole: No one knows who had dreamt it. It was really such a small dream.
Fey: This made the little dream think... "I don't want to disappear. How can I make people dream me?"
Marlene: The little dream thought... and at last had an idea.
Skipper: "I will make people come to me, and they will make my world."
*music starts*
Candy: The first Alice was a gallant red one. Wielding a sword in a hand in the wonderland, slicing down everything in her way. She was followed by a bloody red path. This new Alice deep in the woods, was trapped as a wanted fugitive. If it weren't for the red path that she made, no one would think that she even existed.
Blowhole: The second Alice was a fragile blue one, he sang to the world in the wonderland. Filling regions with so many false created notes that were of a crazy blue world. This new Alice was that of a rose, he was shot and killed by a mad man. It left a flower blooming sadly red. The one who was loved was now forgotten.
Fey: The third Alice was a little green one. Very cute and dear in the wonderland. She charmed people to her every beck and call, She had made a strange green country. This new Alice was the country's queen, taken over by a distorted dream. She was afraid of losing to death, She would forever rule her country.
Marlene: During this, two children went into the woods.
Skipper: They had a tea party under the rose trees.
Marlene: An invitation form the castle for them was...
Skipper: The trump card
Both: of hearts!
Both: The fourth Alice was two siblings. Their curiosity in the wonderland. Going through many different doors. Coming not too long ago in a yellow boat.
Marlene: The stubborn big sister.
Skipper: And smart little brother.
Marlene: Though they were the closest
Both: to Alice's Wonderland... They were never woken from their deep dreaming. Forever they wandered in the wonderland.
*music ends*
Fey: Okay... ml99.8?
ml99.8: Kowalski do my math homework!
Bob: she's only done 2 and a half assignments this term...
*ml99.8 gives Kowalski a truck full of math homework*
Kowalski: *tears up* This.. is all for ME? *teary smile* This feels like my birthday... :D
ml99.8: Uh... okay? Sure... Happy Birthday... xD
Kowalski: *nerdy chuckle and starts working on math*
ml99.8: Anyways... HAH I STILL HAS A BOSS... but more people are finding out like evulnessluver36.2...
Bob: I'm also somehow keeping the same boss...
Jakie: whats with you guys and being employed!
Fey: AND I KNOW! xD
Kowalski: *still scribbeling*
ml99.8: Rico I dare you to blow up my math teacher Mr.K
Bob: NO MERCY FOR MATH!
Rico: *grabs dynamite and jumps out of window* Muhawhawhawhawhawhaw! xDDDDDDDD
After 2 minutes...
Rico: *returns with the burnt version of the teacher's mathbook and a pair of glasses*
ml99.8: RICO! I LOVE YOU! :DDDDDDDD xDDDDDDd
Rico: *whistles happily* I kno... ^^
ml99.8: *looks at Kowalski*
Kowalski: *mumbling still over math*
ml99.8: Do I still need him, acutally? o.O
Kowalski: EUREKA! :D I'm done... :DDDD *proudly presents her the math homework*
ml99.8: Thanks, Kowalski! :D
Fey: Dark? You want to give us one of your dares?
Dark: Yeah...
Fey: Okay, so tell us one.
Dark: Fey you must act all creepy and sing the song darkness and magic by trance ^.^
Fey: *puts in earplugs and listen to song* Hmmm... *takes earplugs out* I LOVE THAT SONG! :D *highfives ml99.8*
Dark: So... the dare? :D
Fey: Okay...
~Sudden powerfailure... a window clatters open... a breeze rushes through the room... Kowalski takes out a candle and lights it... everyone stares into the pale face of Fey~
Fey: *reaches hand out in a trance* Come to me children and follow my way
Into the world of darkness and magic
With all my power I'll show you the way
To all your dreams, hopes and illusions.
*music*
Fey: Come to me children and follow my way
Into the world of darkness and magic
With all my power I'll show you the way
To all your dreams, hopes and illusions.
*music*
Fey: *shudders in a trance* ...Darkness...Magic...Power...Dreams...Hopes...Illisions...
*music*
Fey: Come to me children and follow my way
Into the world of darkness and magic
With all my power I'll show you the way
To all your dreams, hopes and illusïons
~darkness... then lights again... and Fey is sitting on sofa, reading a book... humming the melody~
Everyone: *freaked out*
Fey: *looks up* What?
Achat: *walks in*
Fey: Damn, it's you.
Achat: Yeah, I love you, too... -.-
Penelope: Who is she? O.o
Fey: Bad news... ^^
Achat: Sure... xD
Fey: So, why are you here?
Achat: It's a Truth and Dare, remember?
Fey: So you want to put in one of your dares, correct?
Achat: Correct. Now my dare...:D
Skipper: Will we like it?
Achat: Ummm, depends... ^^
Skipper: *uneasy*
Achat: Okay... *poofs penguins and herself out of room*
Fey: Hey! Where did SHE get the poofy powers? D: That's so unfair!
Achat: *returns... with four snowwhite, cute kittens in her arms*
Girls: Awwww...
Fey: I wanna hold one! :3 *takes one* Oh, look at its big head! :3
Alex: *takes other one* Lol, this one has a flat head... *plays with the Kitten's feet*
Lea: Karen, can I hold one, too?
Karen: *takes third one* Sure... *pets her kitten* Wow, look its hair! It stands upright!
Lea: *takes fourth one* Hehe, it's kinda plumb.
Julien: Can I hold one, too?
Jessie: I wanna hold one, too! :D
Fey: Mine! *kisses the kitten*
Jessie: D: *pets Fey's kitten*
Fey: Fine, you can hold it, but just for a short while!
Jessie: Yay! ^^ *Kitten-xoxo*
Bob: HEY! *kitten with upright hair has sunk it's teeth into his butt* BAD KITTY!
ml99.8: Oh, c'mon, it's so cute... *takes it and cuddles it*
Fey: I want it back! *fights with Jessie over the snowwhite ball of fur*
Kitten: Meow?
Fey and Jessie: IT MEOWED! :DDDD
Kitten: *grins* Meow!
Fey and Jessie: Awww...
Kitten: Mooooo...
Everyone: o.O
Kitten: Wuff-wuff (dog)...
Alex: What the heck... is it doing? *holds flat-head kitten away from her* Wait a minute!
Achat: *innocent grin*
Fey: WHAT WAS THAT DARE, ACHAT? *holding big-head kitten tightly to her*
Achat: Uhmmm, just that the penguins should turn into snow-white kittens so that you girls can cuddle them... ^^
Girls: o.O
Alex: So, this is Skipper? *inspects flat-head kitten*
Kitten: *chipmunk voice* At your service, ma'am...
Alex: Eeek!
Lea: And Private? *plumb kitten*
Kitten: *chipmunk voice* Oh dear...
Fey: Wait, then THIS is Kowalski? *inspects Kitten*
Kitten: *chipmunk voice* I am 99 percent sure of that! ^^
Fey: Argh! *hurls Kitten away from her*
Kitten: *chipmunk voice* Aaaaaahhhh...
Jessie: *runs after it and retrieves it.. xoxo! xD*
ml99.8: I guess this is Rico, then!
Kitten: *chipmunk voice* KABLEMO! :D
Karenkook: AWWW! *takes Rico-kitten*
Fey: *poofs smirking penguins back into original form* -.- Next dare?
Anastasia: Private! My dare! :D Fight a gork and daminos.
Private: You meant Geeks and Dominoes? *advances toward Kowalski*
Anastasia: -.- No, GORK and DAMINOS!
Private: Oh… what's that? O.o
Fey: Obviously a hallunication of their own twisted minds… *sigh*
Kowalski: I like the word choice! :D We're so much alike! :D
Fey: Yeah, sure…
Private: But what IS a Gork and a Daminos?
Anastasia: I, uh… uhm…
Fey: NEXT DARE! :D
PB: Hey, but Private has to fight SOMETHING! O.o
Private: *shrugs, punches Kowalski and a few dominoes* Happy?
Anastasia: Not really, but-
Fey: Next dare. :)
Karenkook: Sal and Alex - Sing "Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)"
Alex: HaHA! I'm a natural at being better...
Skipper: That's not true...
Sal: Well, let's see.
Alex: Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
Sal: No, you can't.
Alex: Yes, I can.
Sal: No, you can't.
Alex: Yes, I can.
Sal: No, you can't.
Sal: Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Sal: Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
Alex: No, you're not.
Sal: Yes, I am.
Alex: No, you're not.
Sal: Yes, I am.
Alex: No, you're NOT!
Sal: Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
Sal: I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
Alex: I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
Sal: I can live on bread and cheese.
Alex: And only on that?
Sal: Yes.
Alex: So can a rat!
Sal: Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
Alex: I can sing anything
Higher than you.
Sal: No, you can't. (High)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Sal: No, you can't. (Higher)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Sal: No, you can't. (Higher)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Sal: No, you can't. (Higher)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Sal: No, you can't. (Higher)
Alex: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Alex: Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Sal: Fifty cents?
Alex: Forty cents!
Sal: Thirty cents?
Alex: Twenty cents!
Sal: No, you can't!
Alex: Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Alex: Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
Sal: No, you can't. (Softly)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Sal: No, you can't. (Softer)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Sal: No, you can't. (Softer)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
Sal: I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
Alex: I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
Sal: I can open any safe.
Alex: Without bein' caught?
Sal: Sure.
Alex: That's what I thought-
you crook!
Alex: Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
Sal: No, you can't.
Alex: Yes, I can
Sal: No, you can't.
Alex: Yes, I can
Sal: No, you can't.
Alex: Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Sal: No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-
Alex: CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Sal: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Alex: Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
Sal: In my coat?
Alex: In your vest!
Sal: In my shoes?
Alex: In your hat!
Sal: No, you can't!
Alex: Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Sal: Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
Alex: No, you can't. (Fast)
Sal: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Alex: No, you can't. (Faster)
Sal: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Alex: Noyoucan't. (Faster)
Sal: YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
Alex: I can wear a girdle.
Sal: I can knit a sweater.
Alex: I can fill it better!
Sal: I can do most anything!
Alex: Can you bake a pie?
Sal: No.
Alex: Neither can I.
Alex: : Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
Sal: No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Sal: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Sal: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Alex: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Sal: No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Alex: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Alex: *at same time with Sal* Yes, I can!
Sal: *at same time with Alex* No, you can't!
Everyone: *cheers*
Fey: -.- Imagine the HORRORS of typing THAT up... Dx
Alex: What?
Fey: Never mind, good performance... ;)
Alex: Fine, next dare...
Co: Kowalski-I dare you, Anastasia, and Jessie to sing Rate Rebirth that was sung by Len, Kaito, and Gakupo...Kowalski can be the one wearing the dress. That's up to you three. :3
Jessie and Anastasia: *grin*
Kowalski: *nervous* Girls, girls... I was good to you.
Jessie and Anastasia: *simultaneously* DRESS!
Kowalski: *groans, fluffy dress with ribbons is poofed up on him, a bow is on the top of his head*
*music starts*
Jessie: The red world has been torn up,
and turned into scattered pieces.
Anastasia: By picking through the fragments, I collect
nothing but void, that I'm now in tears.
Kowalski: You are no longer here.
There's no longer a meaning for my existence.
That voice inside my head
has been calling out to me again and again.
All 3: Please also take me
to your place.
If our encounter is an unforgivable sin,
then let's fall together without a trace.
Jessie: No wish will be granted forever;
my wish is cruelly disappearing.
Anastasia: Please pass onto me my punishment;
not knowing anything, I simple obeyed.
Kowalski: Recalling the sensation of touch in my two hands,
imprisoned in the consciousness of my sin,
I can no longer break out.
Jessie: When the door was opened,
my fate also began.
Unable to escape from it,
I can simply follow my destiny.
Kowalski and Anastasia: Having been constrained for many years,
Anastasia: I'm now released, and led towards a blue world.
All 3: Please also take me
to that faraway place.
I don't need anything else,
so please just give me the blue freedom.
Jessie:
Only my heart truly knows
what is it capable of opening that door.
Anastasia: Severing fate, I open the door,
as I'm about to obtain my future freedom.
Everyone: *claps*
Fey: The next dare is from Gold.
Gold: Skipper- Let a hippie slap you instead! xD Then you can be Blowhole's slave ^-^
Skipper: Hold your horses, lady, I won't let any hip-
Hippie: *slaps him*
Skipper: YOU STUPID MEAN LITTLE OLD-
Blowhole: I believe, we have an appointment, Skipper?
Skipper: No, we don't... I WILL NEVER BE YOUR- *handcuffs are poofed on him*
Blowhole: Come along, now, slave.
Skipper: Grrrrr... you could at least have let me finish what I was say-
Fey: Okay, next dare! :D
Gold: Marlene- Take Private outside the Zoo and go feral on him
Marlene: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Gold: Actually... ^^ I'm sure that's a really bad idea!
Marlene: *sigh* Okay, let's go, Privy.
Private: Uh oh... please, don't be too hard on me...
After 10 minutes...
Private: *stumbles back in, bruises, blue eyes, bleeding beak* Oww... *falls on back*
Marlene: *comes after him* Privy, I'm so sorry... can I help? Oh dear... o.O
Fey: Great, another random dare from CC... :D
CC: Skipper-Dance German folk dancing, in a pink tutu, on Julien's head, eating peanut butter with your fingers, balancing ten bottles of soda on your head! Alex gets turned into a boy if you do not do all this correctly.
Skipper: Okay, so first... I get up on Julien's head... *gets on to Julien* Eat peanut butter with flippers... *scoops peanut butter with flippers*
Jessie: And balance ten bottles of soda on your head...
Skipper: Kay! *balances 9 bottles easily on his head, about to put the tenth on*
Jessie: If you don't succeed, Alex will be turned into a boy... xD
Skipper: Wait, what? Then, why am I doing this correctly? *falls on purpose from Julien, smears peanut butter in his fur, and spills the water*
Alex: GRRRRR!
Skipper- For a second I thought if I didn't succeed, something bad will happen to me... *laughs* sucker! xD
Alex- Did I forget to mention that I hate you?
Skipper- Nope ^^
Fey- Well Alex, looks like I have no other choice but to turn you into a guy...
Alex- *Looks Fey straight in the eye* I am NOT gonna be a dude.
Private- Why? What's so wrong about being a guy? :D
All girls- Everything! -.-
Skipper- *rolls eyes* Girls...
Fey- I'm sorry Alex... *takes out a wand*
Alex- Well the wand is new
Fey- Yeah, I thought the author's power needed a little... pizzaz. *looks at wand admiringly* Now for the transformation! *laughs evilly*
Alex- Fey... you don't want to do this. *says nervously*
Fey- Oh I think I do. *Turns her into a guy within a blink of an eye*
Alex- *shuts eyes* is it bad? Oh god, I'm probably hideous.
Jessie- No sis... oddly enough... you look ummmm how could I put it?
Skipper- *smirks* handsome xDD
Fey- Yeah... you look pretty good for a guy.
Alex- really? *slowly opens eyes* Someone give me a mirror!
Jessie- *hands her a mirror*
Alex- *focuses on picture* That is... me? *asks confusedly*
Skipper- yep xD
Alex- wow... not bad.
Fey: -.- Okay, let's go on with a few other dares while Alex is busy staring in the mirror... xD
Alex: HEY!
Fey: Don't make me go all girly on you, I can SO do that, because you're my BPMBF... xD
Alex: Yeah, but now I'm a man.
Fey: Never... and uhm, while we're at it, the effect will soon wear off... xD
Alex: I've never noticed... that there are so many girls in this TaD... :D
Fey: *sigh* Next dare?
Alex: *looking around, whisteling*
Fey: I'm warning you... -.-
Alex: Lol, I'd like to see you try doing something... xD *winks*
Fey: *poofes him back to her* Now, can we have the next dare?
Alex: *girl again* What... just happened? *dazed*
Skipper: *rolling on floor laughing*
Alex: Grrr...
Fey: Next dare. Seriously.
PB: You get a lunacorn because I feel as though I've been mean to you. *gives him Lunacorn*
Private: Aww, really? :D *hugs Lunacorn*
CC: *whispers* It wants to eat you...
Private: o.O The Lu-lu-lunacorn?
PB: CC, what are you telling Private?
CC: Nothing really. *smiles wickedly*
Private: Um, PB? Is it unpolite if I give you the Lunacorn back? :/
PB: Sure, if you want to...
Private: *pushes it into her arms*
Lunacorn: *deep voice* Eat, eat, eat! *is poofed off by Fey*
Fey: Next on is... Maurica! :D
PB: Maurice, sing a song.
Maurice: *steps to mic* Ready?
*music starts*
Maurice: I need another story
Something to get off my chest.
My life is kinda boring.
Need something that I can confess.
Till all my sleeves were stained red.
From all the truth that I said.
Come by it honestly, I swear.
Thought you saw me wink, too.
I've been on the brink, so.
Tell me what you want from me.
Something that'll light those ears.
I'm sick of all the insincere.
I'm going to give all my secrets away.
This time,
Don't need another perfect lie.
Don't care if critics ever jump in line.
I'm gonna give all my secrets away.
CC-DAAAAAAAAAAAARE TIIIIIIIME! I will give EPIC DARES now! :D Now...where do I begin...hmmmm...AHA!
Everyone: *scared*
CC: Kowalski-Write a ten thousand page book about how great dentists are...then let everyone read the first chapter.
Kowalski: You haven't considered that I actually can't read and write?
CC: Fey? *grin*
Fey: Hmm, ya, whatever… *poofs him ability to read and write*
Kowalski: WOW! THE WORLD IS OPEN! :D *sees shirt of random person* Wow, what does that say… *squints to see better*
Jessie: Walski, dear, do you need glasses? O.O
Kowalski: Me? *chuckles* ME? Glasses?
Jessie: Fey? *grins*
Fey: *sigh, poofs glasses for Kowalski*
Kowalski: *puts glasses on* Okay… wow… It IS a new world! (O).(o) Everything is so… sharp and clear… (:)D
Jessie: Awww, he looks so sweet! :D
Fey: More like a geek… -.- but if you call that sweet… kay.
Kowalski: NO NEED TO SNAP AT ME, FEY, OKAY?
Fey: *rolls eyes* Go ahead. Write your book.
Kowalski: Grrrr… D: *sits down at desk, starts writing*
Jessie: *goes over to him and comforts him* :3
CC: Meanwhile, Rico could do his dare! :D
Rico: YIPPEE! :D
CC: Rico-Watch all the episodes of the mushiest soap opera ever made!
Rico: Awwwww… *disappointed puppy eyes* No KA-BOOM? :(
CC: No, sorry, buddy.
Rico: Awww… *goes off to movie room*
After 30 minutes…
Kowalski: *stands up* I'M DONE! (:)D
Jessie: Let's hear it! :D
Kowalski: *clears throat*
Chapter One.
Dentists.
These brave and courageous men in white are the greatest gifts Mother Nature has bestowed on us. They look inside our mouth, put their hand next to our teeth, and have to listen to our pain-filled screams day after day.
They ignore our mortality and reach for higher things, such as clean, shining bright teeth.
White, healthy chompers are good for your body to digest the food properly, as they make the food in your mouth smaller and…
Half of the room: *asleep*
Other half of the room (Fey included): *whimpering and holding their head*
Kowalski: Shall I read on? *confused* Do you like it?
Rico: *runs into room, screaming* SOAPSOAPSOAPSOAP!
Penelope: -.- SOPA? (Btw, sign petition for Avaatz!)
Rico: NO! Dx SOAP! HELP ME! *hides behind Skipper*
CC: I'm guessing… next dare? ;)
Co-Oh I have a AWFUL IDEA for Anastasia. *Laugh evilly*
Anastasia-I dare you, to eat...100 things of Pixy sticks then after that...500. *Smiles evilly*
Erik-Co...where did you get that...?
Co-*Turns all crazy with Anastasia*
Erik-RUN FOR YOU'RE LIFE!
*A day later*
Co-...what happen?
Fey: *explains with enough distance between her and CO*
Co-Really? Oh wow...that's amazing Fey...I turn into a Tasmanian devil! *Smiles evilly.* Bring in the one from bugs bunny AND bugs bunny. Oh and Daffy Duck. :) *Starts eating sugar with Anastasia*
Fey: Uh huh... -.-
Erik and Co: *grin at each other then at Fey*
Fey: Yes, I DO know what will be next... ;)
Erik and Co: DIE FOP DIE! xDDD
Fey: Okay, Crazen and Teng, you're up next.
Crazey: xDDD Tengaki and Crazen sing Nekomimi Switch with everyone having cat ears and if they dun sing they will turn into ze catz. 83 They must also act out the music video.
Teng: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Skipper: *shifty eyes* I've seen the music video, we have to dance like THAT?
Alex: Hell, no, have mercy, please!
Fey: *groans and poofs everyone cat ears*
Crazen: *signs to Crazey* I Hate You...
Crazey: *gulps and turns music on, everyone with cat ears start dancing*
Teng: You and me together
Crazen: hyuu? hyuu?
Teng: Our hearts start throbbing
Wearing cute cat ears
Let us lounge around together
It's a hot summer
Crazen: fu? fu?
Teng: Basking in the cool breeze of the fan
The ice creams are melting
pota pota
Uh-oh, it makes us feel a bit sad
Teng: Awakened sleepily from a short nap
On an early holiday afternoon
Hanging out in pajamas
We smell the fresh sweet aroma of
Teng: Iron X Mineral, although we do not need it
The morning coffee has become a habit
"Good Morning", greetings to each other
I saw pair of cat ears on your head
Am I still dazed from dreaming?
Teng: You and me together
Crazen: meow meow
Teng: Cat ears are quantum mechanics
"Calm down and continue drinking cafe au lait"
Teng: Memory is running out and we're in a panic
Our brains are going to overflow
The cosmic mystery of
The eleven dimensional scale increases
Teng: Is this illusion a dream or reality
The summer sun tires us out
With a child-like smile
We stare at the sunflower before us
Teng: Cat ears go well with your profile
Ah ah, we're getting dizzy
For example, an unscientific person would also
Believe when it's twilight
Teng: It's a hot summer
Crazen: fu? fu?
Teng: Basking in the cool breeze of the fan
The ice creams are melting
Crazen:pota pota
Teng: Uh-oh, it makes us feel a bit sad
*everyone stops dancing and glares at Crazey*
Crazey: *giggles* You guys look so cute with the cat ears... ^^ *looks around* No? Uhmm, okay...
Fey: *poofs catears off* Gold, how about your gift to Mort.
Gold: Mort- Let it rain pie on you! Today's pie flavor...the feet!
Mort: FEET? *big eyes*
Gold: Pie à la da Feet...
Mort: *big smile and puts his face into it, starts eating*
Alex: That's... really preverse... o.O
Penelope: *re-enters after she had gotten a coke* Hey guys...:)
Fey:Hi..xD
Penelope:Why every time that I'm coming here you are the only one who greets me?
Julien:Oh hello there my beloved queen...;)
Penelope:Oh boy...
Fey:*trying to hide a smirk*See?I'm not the only one that greet you...:D
Julien:How are you today my beautificious queen?
Everyone:*trying not to burst out laughing seeing Julien's flirty look and Penelope's awkward look*
Penelope:*sighs*Julien I'm not your queen...
Julien:Oh my queen,you and your jokes...xD
Penelope:*gives desperate look to the others*
Everybody else:*burst out laughing*
Penelope:Grrrr!
Alex:Oh c'mon it was amusing!xD
Penelope:I don't tease you about your relationship with Skipper!
Jessie:See?*smirks*
Alex:See what?
Jessie:You are in a relationship with Skipper...:)
Alex:I never said that...
Penelope:What's up with her?:/
Jessie:She still refuses that she has a relationship with Skipper...
Penelope:Oh,I see...
Alex:It is true!
Penelope:Yeah,and I heard once my mute dead grandmother to yell at the cat because he had ripped her curtains...she used to live in a spaceship on the moon...oh good old days...
Kowalski:Your grandmother is mute?Can we go meet her?*excited*
Penelope:Ok,firstly I never had a mute grandmother and second well you will meet her...someday...How many years do penguins live?
Kowalski:Huh?What?*the PoM penguins look at Penelope shocked*
Fey:And...moving on...Penelope dares please...:)
Penelope:Here...*hands her a sheet of paper*
Fey:Ok,well let's see...and the first dare is for Blowhole...
Blowhole:Gah!Dang it!
Candy:Hey!Not in front of the kids...
Blowhole:Ok...
Fey:Anyway...the dare says..
Penelope: Blowhole-Tango with Hans...you have to wear this dress*Penelope gives Blowhole a strapless mini purple dress with some black stripes*
Blowhole:What?What?*angry*
Penelope:Yeah and Hans has to wear a tuxedo...xD
Hans:I don't have one...
Penelope:Gah why do I have to do everything?*tosses him a tux*
Hans:Thanks... *puts it on* Don't I look handsome?
Girls: Uhmmm...
Blowhole: *puts on strapless mini striped purple dress*
Everyone: xD
Hans: You, me, Blowhole. Let's tango. *puts rose between his beak*
Blowhole: *dances the Tango with Hans* This is akward... why is he such a good dancer?
Skipper: Don't ask. -.-
Blowhole: How would YOU know? O.o
Fey: Moving on, once again... xD
Anastasia: Congratulations, Maurice! You have now been released from your job so you can do what you want. :D
Maurice: Uh, thanks?
Anastasia: AREN'T YOU HAPPY? xD
Maurice: I guess…
Anastasia: I'm such a good person to think of others! :D
Maurice: But… what should I do?
Skipper: Go fishing for lamas… -.-
Kowalski: Become a scientist! :D
Rico: KA-BOOM! xD
Private: Oh dear… drink a cup of tea?
Maurice: Sorry, people, but… really… as much as Julien can be annoying… he's one of my best friends… and I like spending time with him.
Fey: Good boy… :) Next dare is for Anastasia!
PB: Become president and turn this country around! You can't make it any worse plus you're smart!
Fey: Now which country do you mean? ;) We have several international people here! *high-fives Wp and Penelope*
PB: Uhm, the States… ;)
Anastasia: Wow, this will go into history as the first ever woman to become president of the U.S.! :D How do I look?
Everyone: Perfect, now go… -.-
Anastasia: ON IT! :D *leaves*
~After 5 minutes…
Anastasia: UGH! They wouldn't even consider me! Dx
Fey: Now, now, I'm sure it wasn't that bad…
Jessie: Well, it doesn't really surprise me… ^^
Anastasia: *glares at Jessie*
Kowalski: Let's not fight girls! ^^
Fey: Shut up, walnut-head! :/
Kowalski: I AM NOT A WALNUT-HEAD!
Fey: Are too!
Kowalski: AM NOT!
Fey: Are- never mind, I kinda wanna finish this TaD, so… let's continue later... ^^ Next dare?
Gold: Hans- Walk in and annoy everyone, if they're annoyed too much, they are allowed to attack you!
Skipper: He just has to be present... -.- that's annoying enough!
Hans: Why?
Skipper: Okay, I'm already annoyed too much! *attacks Hans*
Fey: Yeah, I'm annoyed too... -.- I'll join. *attacks Hans*
Mort: ANNOYED! :D *attacks*
Teng: Annoyed, duh, he's my brother... ^^ *attacks*
Everyone: *slowly starts attacking him*
Hans: *blue and black, half-uncounsious*
Fey: *drags him out of the mob and lays him on sofa and gives him some ice cubes*
Gold: While he's out... Candy and Blowhole- get Revenge on Doris for calling your kids brats!
Candy: Oh YEAH!
Blowhole: But... I can't hurt my own mother! D:
Kowalski: Gah! *faints*
Blowhole: Or was it Aunt? Or sister... I forgot.
Candy: Ugh! *drags him to where Doris is standing*
Doris: ME AGAIN? Dx F***ing ToD! Dx
Fey: -.- Seriously, how could you ever have loved a bitch like HER?
Kowalski: *shrugs nervously*
Candy: *walks up to Doris* You. Me. Dolphin Girl fight!
Doris: What makes you think you have any chance against me?
Candy: YOU CALLED MY KIDS BRATS! *tackles her and throws punch after punch*
Everyone: Wow...
Skipper: I'm betting on Candy...
Blowhole: Me, too...
After 5 min...
Doris: *uncouncious*
Fey: *drags her next to Hans* -.- Next dare? ;)
PB: Marlene, become a pop-star
Marlene: I´m already am. ^_~
Skipper: Since when?
Marlene: Since… that´s classified.
PB: So… you wanna sing a song?
Marlene: SURE! :D *gets out her guitar*
Everyone: ACTUALLY, DON'T!
Marlene: ^^ Okay…
Karenkook: I dare Rose, Lea, and Sal to compete in a snowball war with Alex, Jessie, and Fey in a giant mansion with two snowball guns on the upper level. (This has to do with a dream I has last night with BTR. We has a snowball fight in salmon colored mansion. I won! XD)
Fey: OOOOh! :D A snowball fight! :DDDD We'll win, that's so obvious.
Rose: Oh, that's what YOU think... xD
Alex: *sings into Sal's face* Anything you can do, I can do better!
Sal: Enough with the singing already... -.-
Alex: Humph.
Lea: Shall we start?
Jessie: You bet! :D
Outside...
Team 1: *Sal, Lea, and Rose start making snowballs*
Tem 2: *Alex, Fey, and Jesssie look at each other*
Fey: Okay, Alex, you're going to be our thrower, Jessie, you're going to be our spy, and I'll make the snowballs. Meanwhile, start building a fort! Let's go!
Alex: Oh, COME ON! *makes random snowballs and throws them to the other side* It's about the fun!
Fey: But we can still be organized! Dx
Jessie: Lol, maybe we could call for peace? ^^
Fey: PEACE? *faints*
Alex: Nice work, Jess, now that she fainted, we can start throwing! *high-fives Jessie*
Team 1: *starts throwing snowballs*
Jessie: Uhm, we don't actually have... a fort...
Alex: WHO CARES? :D *throwing snowballs*
Jessie: *shrugs happily and also throws snowballs*
Sal: I CAN DO THIS SO MUCH BETTER, SISTER! *throws snowball smack into Alex's face*
Alex: GRRRR! *to Jessie* Okay... maybe we do... need a fort!
Jessie: *throwing snowballs at Rose* Lol, maybe if we calculated the exact direction from which a- DUCK! *ducks*
Alex: Huh, what? *snowball lands in her face* UGH! *someone taps her on shoulder* Huh?
Fey: *smiles sweetly, smashing a snowball into Alex's face* There you go, Humblebums... ^^
Jessie: *giggles at Alex's face*
Alex: GRRR! *smashes snowball into Fey's face*
Fey: YOU DID NOT! *pushes snowball down Alex's back* xD
Alex: *catapults snowballs at Fey*
Jessie: o.O You know... we're supposed to... fight the other team? O.o *sighs and joins in rubbing snow into faces*
Lea: Uhmmm... what are THEY doing?
Sal: It's called mutiny, just sit and watch here, dear, until they have self-destroyed themselves.
Rose: xD Maybe we could help out a little? xD
After 10 minutes...
Skipper: *smirks* And?
Rose, Lea, and Sal: *helping Alex, Fey, and Jessie inside, all three are blue with cold*
Karenkook: YAY FOR LEA, ROSE, AND SAL! :DDDDDD
Fey: *shiver* Next dare... please.
PB: Marlene, marry someone. Anyone you want.
Marlene: Julian.
Everyone: What?
Julian: YES! YES! YES!
Marlene: Just kidding. I pick…
Alex: Choose wisely, sister. *glaring at Marlene*
Marlene: I choose… would it be weird if I chose Fey, because she is the coolest? And we both are radical feminists…
Fey: You are? :D
Marlene: Yeah, since you moved into my cave, I had no other choice, right?
Fey: Okay, let's marry, Marly! xD *thinks* Okay, that sounded weird.
Skipper: Yeah, couldn't you have warned us before you let THAT go?
Private: Why, Skipper? *innocent eyes* I'm sure Fey and Marlene would be a great couple! :D (Note: Nothing against gay people… okay? :))
Marlene: Yeah, maybe I should pick a guy… just maybe… ^^
Julien: I'M AVAILABLE! :D
Marlene: I choose… Taylor Lautner's otter form.
Fey: YOU'RE KIDDING! O.o
Anastasia: That's just… genius!
Fey: HOW CAN YOU CHOOSE TAYLOR LAUTNER? Dx
Taylor Lautner: I'm here for a marriage?
Fey: *facepalms*
Marlene: *faints into his arms*
Taylor Lautner: Will you marry me?
Marlene: YES! xD
Fey: JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WEDDING! Dx NEXT DARE!
Marlene and Taylor Lautner: *kiss*
Gold: Kowalski, randomly hug anyone of you're choice xD
Fey: Oh, COME ON! Do you really want the fangirl war to sta-
Kowalski: *hugs Fey*
Fey: *goofy grin*
Kowalski: Well, since Jessie has me... ^^ and Anastasia got Alexander... that seems fair.
Fey: *goofy grin*
Alex: Great... -.- Now she's finally gone bonkers. -.-
PB: Marlene, what do you think about our government today?
Marlene: Ummm, don´t know. As an animal I don't really pick up too much.
Anastasia: Okay, that… makes sense.
Fey: Next dare is for Rico!
Gold: Rico- put on a banana suit and dance around the zoo xDDD
Rico: YIPPEE! *puts on banana suit*
After 10 minutes...
Rico: *pant pant, takes off banana suit*
~Flashback~
Rico running, screaming crazily and laughing like a maniac... Mason, Phil, Bada, and Bing following him, shouting: "BANANA! BANANA! BANANA!"
~End of Flashback~
PB: Kowalski, build a utopian city.
Kowalski: Again?
Anastasia: What do you mean again?
Kowalski: Well, before Private joined our team, we've been captured by utopian space squids, which forced us to build cities for them, however, we had no knowledge of architecture, so we managed to-
Skipper: Soldier! That's classified!
PB: Anastasia, kick Kowalski's butt! He deserves it for stringing you, Fey, and Jessie along for so long!
Anastasia: *kicks Kowalski's backside with pure enjoyment, then kisses him* ^^
Kowalski: o.O
Jessie: xDDD Okay, can I do the next dare now?
Fey: *wakes up from sleeping* Huh? Uh, yeah, sure...
Jessie: Since when were you asleep? O.o
Fey: Sometime after goverment and before the utopian thing.
Jessie: Well, you just missed Anastasia kicking Kowalski's butt! xD
Fey: I DID NOT! Dx
Jessie: Anyway, can I do the next dare now? :D
Fey: Sure.
Jessie: Private-Ride on a magic donkey to Pencil Land, and once you get there, shout, "All your pencil are belong to us!". When the natives chase you around with a sausage, run in circles shouting out random things.
Private: Yay! ^^ I think... *goes off to Pencil Land on Donna the Donkey*
In Pencil Land...
Private: Thanks, Donna the Donkey! :D
Donna the Donkey: *poops*
Private: Uhm, okay, what do I do now? *thinks* Gosh, I forgot! O.o *rides back to TaD*
Fey: Privvy! O.o What are you doing here?
Private: I don't know what to do! Dx
Fey: Uhm, how about you take someone with you, so you don't forget?
Private: Okay! :D Who's coming along?
Fey: Mort. *shoves Mort toward him*
Private: *sigh, puts Mort on Donna the Donkey, and rides to Pencil Land*
In Pencil Land...
Private: Thanks, Donna the Donkey! :D
Donna the Donkey: *poops*
Mort: CHOCOLATE! :D *eats donkeypoop*
Private: Bad Mort... no, get away... wait... *thinks* Gosh, I forgot again what to do! O.o Oh dear... *rides back to TaD*
Fey: Okay, so maybe Mort wasn't the smartest choice... xD *shoves Crazen toward him*
Crazen: -.-
Fey: She can tell you all about-
Kowalski: Fey. -.- She's mute.
Fey: Oh... right. *shoves-
Dark: Maybe I could go?
Fey: Great idea! :D
Dark: *sits on donkey with Mort and Private*
Fey: You do... though, remember what you have to do?
Dark: Private-Ride on a magic donkey to Pencil Land, and once you get there, shout, "All your pencil are belong to us!". When the natives chase you around with a sausage, run in circles shouting out random things.
Fey: Wow... amazing memory... off you go!
In Pencil Land...
Private: Thanks, Donna the Donkey! :D
Donna the Donkey: *poops and Mort bends down to eat it*
Dark: Bad MORT! O.o *picks him up*
Private: Uhm, what do I have to do now?
Dark: First, you shout „All your pencils belong to us!" and when the natives chase you areound with sausages you run into a circle, and shout random things!
Private: *sees some natives* ALL YOUR SAUSAGES-
Dark: *whispers* Pencils, Private... ^^
Private: Right... ALL YOUR PENCILS BELONG TO US!
Natives: Yakieeo Faskeishonitu! *grab sausages and chase Private*
Private: Sausages! Pencils! *runs in circle* Circle! Fish and Chips! Enya! Plant! Darkness! Magic! Skipper! Oooh, and PEANUT BUTTER WINKIES! :D
~Dark, Private, and Mort are poofed back to the TaD~
Fey: Wow... next dare!
ml99.8: hmmm who needs torture...
Bob: I think Julien does...
ml99.8: hmmm what should I torture him with... AHA
Jakie: be scared...
ml99.8: I dare Julien to dress in baby clothes then act like Skipper is his mommy!
Skipper: Say WHAT? O.o
Julien: Oooh, will I wear a cute baby diaper? And will I get a thingie to suck on? :D
Fey: Do yu prefer dirty or clean? *holds up two diapers*
Julien: Clean... I want to be doing the dirtying myself! :D *puts on diaper*
Skipper: *groan*
Julien: Moooommy! :D
Skipper: *ignores him*
Julien: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY! *starts wailing*
Skipper: *puts on earplugs* Can't hear you!
Julien: *starts screeching* MOOOOOOOOOOOMY!
Girls: -.- COME ON, Skipper! -.-
Skipper: *sigh* What do you want?
Julien: Suck-ah!
Skipper: Are you calling ME a sucker? *about to tackle him*
Fey: He just wants his sucker... the thing to suck on? *hands him a sucker*
Alex: Gross... this is just freaking me out... o.O
Anastasia: Kowalski, when we have kids...
Jessie: HEY! He's mine! -.-
Anastasia: In your dream, hon!
Fey: It's amazing how they turn everything into a fangirl-war.
Penelope: xD You're just jealous!
Fey: Am not.
Anastasia: Are too.
Julien: Is being helplessly ignored.
Skipper: Is not caring about the stupid lemur.
Julien: Does not have a good mommy.
Skipper: Really? Hmmm... that's probably because... I AM NOT YOUR MOMMY!
Julien: *starts wailing again*
Ml99.8: Stupidest dare, ever... -.-
Fey: Right! *poofs Julien back to normal* Dare's over, Julien, next up we have Anastasia babysit Karenkook's rotweiler for a while.
Karenkook: Don't worry, she's just 3 months old.
Anastasia: What kind of dog is a rotweiler, anyway?
Fey: A type of poodle... xD
Karenkook: No, it's more like-
Fey: A type of poodle. *glares at Karenkook*
Karenkook: Sure...
Anastasia: *unsure* Okay... then... I like poodles. *goes off*
~After 10 minutes...~
Anastasia: *comes back, streaks of fur hanging into her face, panting, Rotweiler under her arms* He tried to attack me! *angry smile* But I am victorious!
Alexander: *looks up, interested*
Anastasia: Btw, was that blood in his foodbowl?
Karenkook: One, it's a SHE, poor darling, and two, that was barbecue sauce!
Rotweiler: *growls and tries to bite Anastasia*
Anastasia: *tightens neck-hold*
Rotweiler: *whimpers*
Karenkook: YOU'LL CHOKE HER! *takes dog away from Anastasia*
Anastasia: *glares at rotweiler*
Rotweiler: *growls*
Fey: Uh... Karenkook? Take that dog away... now. And then we can move on to the next dare...
Karenkook: *takes dog away*
Penelope: Please read the remaining dares...
Fey: Fine...Private, Rico, Skipper and Kowalski- Swimming race into a pool full of chocolate cream...you are not allowed to eat it...at least not until the race is over...xD...which it means that the race is followed by chocolate party for everyone!xD
Penguins: *jump into pool full of chocolate and swim „lustfully"*
Everyone: Get ON with it already!
Penguins: *race*
~1st: Skipper
2nd: Private
3rd: Kowalski
4th: Rico, who already got a head-start on the chocolate... ~
Fey: Okay... they're done...s o that means... ;)
Everyone: CHOCOLATE PARTY! :D
Alex: *does a headjump into pool*
Ml99.8: *dunks Bob into chocolate*
Kowalski: *"chilling" with Jessie and Anastasia*
Alexander: *glances skeptically at chocolate*
Dark: *eating chocolate, hyper!*
Candy and Blowhole: *in their natural element*
Lea, Rose, and Sal: *betting over who was the last Zar of Russia and what was his most priced treasure, while scooping choclate*
Fey: *eating poofed-up chocolate*
Alex: COME on, Fey! xD That's spoiling the fun, if you eat your OWN chocolate... xD
Fey: *raises eyebrow* Like I'm gonna eat choclate in which people have bathed in...
Everyone: *stops eating chocolate in disgust*
Julien: Huh? *goes on eating chocolate*
Mort: Yay! It is FEET-FLAVOURED! *licks chocolate off Julien's feet*
Fey: Next dare.
Penelope:*looks over Fey *I can't believe you're ending the TaD...
Fey:Yeah...* sad smile*
All the POM characters:*look happy and excited*
Skipper:The torture is soon over people!xD
Fey:Yeah,good for you...
All the OCs and authors:*sad smile*
Penelope:Oh,c'mere!*hugs all the PoM characters and OCs and authors*
Skipper:Woa,hold on sister...it's not like we are never gonna see each other again!xD
Penelope:Good point...but it feels like a goodbye...Oh well...*takes out a remote and presses a button and the theme song of Shake it Up starts playing* Oh I love that song :D
Everybody:*dances*
Skipper: -.- Should we maybe... you know, finish the dares? *to Fey and Alex*
Fey and Alex: *dancing*
Skipper: Okay, next dare!
PB: Kowalski- Go on a date with your microscope.
Kowalski: I did. Everyday.
Fey: Yeah, he´s-
Skipper: Mad. Nuts. Gone bonkers.
Fey: Yeah, all of the above.
Kowalski: AM NOT!
Fey: ARE TOO!
Kowalski: *goes to microscope to cry*
Skipper: *rolls eyes*
Kowalski: *straightens up* Me and my microscope are going on a date now! *walks off with microscope*
After 10 minutes…
Kowalski: *walks back in, passionately kissing the microscope*
Fey, Jessie, and Anastasia: *cross arms over chest*
CC: Okay, Jessie, you'll LOVE the next one... :D
Jessie: Okay, I'm ready. Does it involve... Kowalski?
CC: *looks at paper* Lemme check... no.
Kowalski and Jessie: Awww... ^^
CC: First, Jessie, you have to hurt Doris the Dolphin in a very riduclous way...
Jessie: *thumps dictionary on Doris' head, then gets out a firelighter* Let me write Kowalski x Jessie across your back... *laughs maniaclly*
Fey: *poofs firelighter away* And next?
CC: Then, dance on her hospital bed...
Jessie: *does the can can on the hospital bed and is chased away by a nurse* Okay.
CC: Uhm, do a few backflips! :D
Jessie: *does several backflips and lands on her tummy* Owww...
Kowalski: You ok?
Jessie: Yes... ^^
CC: Okay, now eat this. *gives her burned fruitcake*
Jessie: *wrinkles nose* Eew... *bites into burned crust* Tastes like... ash... and... burnt cake... *spits cake out over Julien*
Julien: Moooooommy?
CC: *rolls eyes* Okay, then we have read an entire encyclopedia out loud, next burn it...
Jessie: Uhmmm, okay... *takes encyclopaida* Nothings too low for you, is it, CC?
CC: Nope! ^^
Jessie: Fine, then... *starts reading* A, a [Called ay, rhyming with say]. The 1st LETTER of the Roman ALPHABET as used for English. It descends from the Phoenician symbol for a GLOTTAL STOP, the sound at the beginning of its name, 'aleph ('ox'). This letter, a consonant in Phoenician, was adopted by the Greeks as a vowel, A, to which they gave the name alpha. It was later adopted as A first by the Etruscans, then the Romans.
Short, as in hat, lack, apple. (2) Long, as in hate, lake, maple, chaos. In many accents of English, this sound is a diphthong, /eɪ/, often in RP with a special value before r, /eə/, as in vary, scarce. (3) In RP and related accents, phonetically long and open, /aː/, in such words as clam, dance, far, father...
*looks around* Uh, anyone still awake?
Everyone, except Kowalski: *asleep on each other*
Kowalski: *clapping hands in the silence* Bravo, bravo, bravissimo! :D
Jessie: *smiles at him* Maybe I should go ahead with the burning? *throws books into fire*
Kowalski: *raises left fist as the encyclopedia burns in the fire* I will always remember you, Comerade!
Jessie: *wakes everyone up* Okay, what next?
CC: *yawns* Next... *yawns again* Sorry... I'm a bit sleepy... next.. laugh manically...?
Jessie: Uhm, hahahaha.
Blowhole: *shakes head desperately* More feeling. Make it come from the heart.
Jessie: Hahahaha?
Blowhole: MANICALLY... like this: MUHAWHAWHAWHAW... MUHAWHAWHAWHAW... MUHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!
Kids: *start crying*
Candy: Now look what you've done, honey. You've scared the kids!
Blowhole: Shhh, shhh, it's only Daddy...
Kids: *wail louder*
Jessie: Okay, so geting on the dare: Muhawhawhawhaw... ?
CC: Close enough... -.- Lastly, explode the Statue of Liberty.
Jessie: OKY DOKY! :D *gets dynamite and remote control from Rico*
Fey: *poofs dynamite on to Statue of Liberty*
Skipper: NO! The Lady Liberty is meant to live forever! *flings himself at Jessie*
Jessie: *pushes button to make Lady Liberty explode*
Skipper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CC: And... *checking off last thing* That makes my dares for ya complete! :D
Jessie: *fistpumps air* YES! xD
Fey: Lol, okay, next dare? ^^
Karenkook: Kowalski - Switch bodies with Mort...
Kowalski: Interesting dare, if I may say so, but what exactly would that accomplish?
Fey: Just suck it up and do it. There doesn't have to be an in-depth explanation for everything.
Kowalski: Perhaps, but who in their right mind will take me seriously if I would look like that (Points at Mort)
Mort: (Pulls his tail out of a jar of jam and begins licking it) Rodney tastes sweet.
Skipper: Nobody takes you seriously now. All your inventions fail, remember?
Kowalski: (Angry) Oh yeah? I will show you just how wrong you are. (Rushes off stage and returns with a device consisting of two colanders connected via wires to a blender) MORT, get over here!
Mort: Okay (Happily skips over to the scientist)
Kowalski: (Places one of the colanders on his head and the other one on the mouse lemur. As he fine-tunes the device, mischievous-looking clouds suddenly appear across the sky and the sound of thunder can be heard)
Anastasia: Is it just me or did the barometric pressure just drop?
Skipper: And the weather got worse as well.
Anastasia: (Rolls eyes)
Jessie: Kowalski, please be careful
Kowalski: Pfft, I don't need to be careful, not when I have SCIENCE on my siIIIIIIII! (He gets cut off as a surge of electricity runs through him as well as Mort. There is a puff of smoke and some coughing. Once it all clears, everyone takes a step closer to see what happened)
Jessie: (Immediately runs to Kowalski once she sees him) KOWALSKI! Kowalski! Are you alright?
Kowalski's body: (Shakes its head and then smiles) I like dizziness.
Jessie: (Lets go of the penguin with a stern expression and instead lifts Mort's body) Kowalski are you in here? (Begins cradling him)
Mort's body: (Coughs) Yes… I believe I am… but I cannot explain why my voice is still the my own. We didn't switch vocal cords so I should have Mort's squeaky voice right now.
Skipper: So do you feel any different? Any weird feet cravings?
Kowalski in Mort's body: No, I think not. This switch does not appear have caused any significant change… also, the cradling is making me sleepy, Jessie.
Jessie: Sorry, but you're so small and cuddly, I just couldn't resist (Puts him down).
Fey: So you're the same, but what about Mort.
Mort in Kowalski's body: (Spinning in circles, searching for something) Rodney? Rodney, where are you? (Has a slightly panicked tone of voice. He turns and spots Kowalski) There you are Rodney (Begins walking towards him with a blank look in his eyes). I will save you and we will be together again (He pulls out a meat cleaver from behind his back and sends everyone into panic).
Skipper: Fish and chips! We gotta stop Sad eyes (Restrains Kowalski's body with some help from Rico and Private, but not before throwing some unnecessary punches) Better get these two back to their own bodies before there's any permanent damage.
(They take Skipper's advice and once again perform the switch. Before long, everything is back to normal.)
Penelope: Julien-flirt with all the girls here...:)
Fey:*to Penelope*Flirt with all the girls here?Really?
Penelope:Yeah sure...hold on...I'm a girl...and I'm here...Does it means Julien has to flirt me too?o_O
Alex:Yeah...duh! -.-
Penelope: *gulp*
Julien: *talking to Penelope* Hello my beautiful queen! ;) Is it hot in here or is it just me.
Penelope: *shivers* Uhg! Look! If you hit on me one more time, I WILL BEAT YOU!
Julien: *sweating* Uh, okay, I'll just talk to some other lady. *goes over to Candy* Hello beautiful. ;)
Candy: Butt-kicking kids assemble!
Candy's kids: *Jump on Julien and start beating him to a pulp*
Julien: AHHH! OK! OK! Maybe some other lady!
Julien: *to Marlene* Hello pretty otter! How about you get with the king! ;)
Marlene: Never! *pokes Julien in the eyes*
Julien: *stumbling over to Anastasia* How about you other pretty otter. You want this. ;)
Anastasia: Julien! Will you ever give up! *kicks him where the sun don't shine*
Julien: *kneels over but then crawls over to Jessie* Eh, how about you?
Jessie:*kicks him over to Alex*
Alex: *beats him up before he can even speak*
Julien: *to Fey* Please?
Fey: NOOOOOOOO! *kicks him*
Julien: Okay! I'm done with women! *crawls away*
Every woman in the world: HORRAY!
Skipper: *slides next to Alex* Let me show you how do this, Ringtail... *nuzzles Alex*
Alex: *slaps him* Nice try! -.-
Fey: Next dare! :D
Dark: Private I dare you wow alot of o's um you must urmmmm I KNOW! YOU MUST EAT MUGUFFIUM 239 AAAND THEN DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN!
Private: Umm... Okay.
Dark: Here you go. *hands him muguffium 239 and a clown outfit*
Private: *swallows the chemical and puts on a clown outfit. His tongue is glowing purple.* Now what?
Dark: Tell us jokes, make balloon animals, you know, be funny like a clown.
Private: Oh, um... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Everyone:...
Fey: You can do better than that.
Karenkook: Oh! I have an idea! *whispers to Fey and then Rico* Got it?
Fey and Rico: *Nods*
Karenkook: *Goes to Private then spins him around until he is very dizzy. Then stops him and pushes him forward.*
Rico: *regurgitates a banana peel in front of Private's path*
Private: *Slips on banana peel and flies into the air*
Fey: *sets a banana cream pie right under him then quickly goes away*
Private: *lands on top of pie and is now covered in cream*
Fey, Rico, & Karenkook: Tada!
Private. *licks off the pie and the cream*
Fey: xD Next dare...
PB: Anastasia, eat 1,000,000 pixie sticks!
Fey: *poofs up a metal, undestructable ball and poofs Anastasia with her pixie sticks inside*
From inside the metal ball: *thumping and screams*
Kowalski: I estimate that she will stay about 12.34 minutes in there, until she exhausts herself… from running in an ball…
Fey: Sorry, Anastasia… but the world isn't scheduled to end just yet…
Inside the metal ball: *noise fades to peaceful silence*
Fey: *poofs Anastasia free and metal ball away*
Anastasia: *curls up on floor and is asleep...*
Everyone: Awwww…
Fey: Okay, Dark? You do the next dare! :D
Dark: Rico, you get to smack Jessie with a fish 102389574398579 TIMES!
Jessie- WHAT? D:
Rico- WHAT? :D
Jessie- hehehe *nervous laugh* Rico! My man.. *tries sweet talking him*
Rico- Mwhehe *takes out chainsaw*
Jessie- *gulps*
Alex- whoa whoa whoa! Don't KILL her O.o
Rico- awwwwww man.
Alex- ... you lucky you have me sis.
Jessie- -.-
Rico- *grabs really large fish* :DDD
Skipper- don't you just love Rico? xD
Jessie- no! -.-
Rico- *slaps her once* hehe FUN! :D
Jessie- ow!
*slaps her 102389574398578 more times*
Jessie- *faints from pain*
Rico- :DDD
Fey- *smiling* well this is surely amusing ^^ Next dare?
PB: Skipper, have an epic battle with Anastasia. She's tougher than you think.
Anastasia: *gets into Kung Fu Pose*
Skipper and Alex: *collapse laughing*
Fey: Now, Skipper, Alex. You know that's not very nice!
Anastasia: Don't worry I've gotten that reaction more often than not... -.-
Skipper and Alex: *still laughing*
Anastasia: *grins and attacks Skipper*
Skipper: *turns her off with one flipper*
Anastasia: *knocks leg out under Skipper*
Skipper: *springs to his feet again, now attentive to Anastasia*
Anastasia: *throws a punch at Skipper*
Skipper: *ducks and tries to grab her leg*
Anastasia: *jumps over him and lands behind him*
Skipper: *speedily turns around*
Anastasia: *throws punch into his face*
Skipper: *collapses*
Fey: And the victor is... ANASTASIA! :D
Anastasia: *puts out a paw to help Skipper out*
Skipper: *refuses it*
Alex: *laughs at his face*
Skipper: *tackles Alex aggresively*
Anastasia: Uhm... next dare? o.O
Bob: heheheee who's next
ml99.8: a certain evil chicken
Bob: uhmmmm WHY MEEEE!
ml99.8: cuz I can silly ^.^ aaand I know what you fear even more then kfc!
Bob: you wouldn't!
ml99.8: yup Bob has to be chased by a robot unicorn ^.^
Bob: curse you!
Robot Unicorn: *enters the room*
Fey: Wow... I didn't know Robot Unicorns existed... :D
Private: Skipper, can we have one?
Skipper: A combination between manly and female? Hmmm...
Robot Unicorn: *female voice* Scanning. Room. For. Bob. The. Chicken. *focuses on Bob*
Bob: Hi... I'm Bob.
Robot Unicorn: Bob. The. Chicken. Found.
Bob: Okay... and now?
Ml99.8: Just wait... ;D
Robot Unicorn: Destroy. Bob. The. Chicken. *chases him*
Bob: HECK! O.o *runs for his life*
Fey: *poofs Unicorn away* How awesome is my poofiness... :D
Karenkook: My next dare is for Skipper, to dye your feathers hot pink. :D
Skipper: Hahahaha... nice joke.
Karenkook: I wasn't joking.
Skipper: Haha... that one was even better...
Karenkook: -.- *hands him hot-pink-dye-bottle-thing*
Skipper: Ha ha ha... oh god. O.o
Karenkook: Don't worry, you'll look so sweet in hotpink... ^^
Skipper: That's what I'm afraid of... -.- *glares at Fey* And YES, I know it is a dare so I have to do it.
Fey: We're so proud that you know, now do it... ;)
Skipper: *groans and sprays the can over his black area*
Everyone: Wow... o.O
Skipper: *looks at himself in the mirror* Holy Mother Markarel! O.O
Karenkook: You like the new look? ^^
Skipper: o.O I look like a FLAMINGO! Dx
Pinky: Who said Flamingo? Who said- *sees Skipper* Wow... you're... hot... pink...
Skipper: So?
Pinky: *drools over him*
Skipper: Kowalski! Analyse!
Kowalski. Skipper, it seems like Pinky is drawn to your new pinkness... romantically.
Skipper: Tell me it ain't so.
Kowalski: Unfortunately... it is.
Fey: And the worst thing... we don't even know if Pinky is a guy or a girl! Dx
Pinky: Well.. if I ever see a hot-pink girl running around, I wouldn't be too sad...
Fey: You're a sick bird.
Skipper: Very sick.
Fey: Although... xD Pinpy? Skinky? xD
Skipper: Grrr...
Karenkook: Did I forget to mention that the pink only comes off Flamingo spit?
Skipper: I. Hate. You. *to Pinky* Pinky, lick me.
Pinky: *licks him with enjoyment*
After that...
Skipper: *goes to take a shower and comes back* Men, I feel like a penguin.
Julien: Wait... you're a penguin? O.o What did you do to the flamingo, eat him up? O.o
Fey: Time for a new dare... -.-
Karenkook: Private - Become a bad boy for a short while. Meaning wearing a leather jacket, cuff links, and speak in a Brooklyn accent for effect. Don't take orders, unless they're dares, and act tough. Don't act like a nancycat.
Private: Okay, but um, I not quite sure how I'm supposed to do that, Fey.
Fey: Try putting yourself in the role. Imagine what it's like to brave the streets of the Big Apple. Without any friends, surrounded by crime, in a place where only the toughest dogs survive. Your parents work hard, but are still bullied by local thugs and they let out their frustrations on you. That's the reason why you act so tough, because deep inside you're just trying to protect your fragile self.
Private: (Now magically wearing a black leather jacket and combing the feathers on his head, slowly looks up at Fey with a smirk. He speaks in a Brooklyn accent) Nice try missy, but why don't you put that there brain of yours to better use and makes me a sandwich.
Fey: Excuse me?
Private: Then again (He folds his comb and puts it away in his pocket, before pushing himself off the wall and walking over to the red panda, he looks her up and down, nodding), I could use some new motorcycle décor.
Fey: WHAT?
Kowalski: (Quickly jumps in-between Private and Fey) Now Private, I think that's enough. You have gone too far. (The smaller bird continues to advance, ignoring the scientist's words) Private, I would appreciate it if you would step away from (Kowalski extends his fins to physically stop him) FeEEEEY!
Private: (Twisting back Kowalski's flipper, with a smile) That's what you get for touchin' Ace.
Fey: Ace?
Skipper: Well yeah, you didn't think his name was actually Private, did you? (Looks back to Private who let's go of Kowalski)
Private: (Walks over to a jukebox and gives it a kick. "Poker Face" begins playing) Come on, what kinda crap is this? (Grabs the machine by the sides and begins shaking it, but he only manages to change the song to "Wire to Wire") OW! So now you're messin' with Ace? Bad move (Begins throwing punches at the jukebox).
Fey: I didn't think my pep talk would have such an effect.
Kowalski: You may have a future as a motivational speaker.
Skipper: So what do we do about him?
Fey: I think I should change him back now... *frowns and poofs him back to normal self*
Private: *is his sweet self again*
Alex: Next dare?
Dark: Kowalski, I dare you tooooo EAT ALL YOUR FANGIRLS! (I'm gonna keep it to that...)
Kowalski, Jessie and Anastasia: What? o.O
Fey: *smirk* I'm not officially, offically a fangirl... so you have fun... xD
Alex and Penelope: *cough*
Fey: Gesundheit. -.-
Alex: Do I have to get out all those loooong pm chats about Kowalski?
Penelope: Don't force me to show everyone the things you've typed up...
Fey: *blush* My friends... betraying me... Dx
Kowalski: *smirk* I guess that makes you a fangirl, after all... officially. xD
Fey: Yeah, yeah, gloat all you want. -.-
Jessie: *hugs Fey* We'll be like the three musketeers! :D Getting eaten... :/
Anastasia: Sounds exciting... -.-
Kowalski: So... Dark... what excactly do you want me to do? o.O
Dark: Eat them... :D
Kowalski: Okay... *looks at Anastasia, Jessie, and Fey*
Fey: *to herself* And I'm still insisting on the fact that I am NOT a fangirl! Dx
Jessie: Fangirls... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! O.o *runs away from Kowalski*
Anastasia: This feels akward! xD *runs away from Kowalski*
Fey: *poofs herself to the opposite of the room* Works too! :D I LOVE my poofy powers! :D
Kowalski: *catches Anastasia with a grin*
Anastasia: *giggles* So, what are you gonna do now? ^^
Kowalski: Ummmm... *ties her with rope to chair and goes after Jessie*
Jessie: *squeals when Kowalski catches her*
Kowalski: *grin and ties her to chair, comes toward Fey*
Fey: I am NOT a fangirl! Dx
Kowalski: *carries her off and ties her to chair* Now what?
Jessie: As it is impossible to eat us without physcially hurting us, I'm hoping you will skip this dare? ^^
Fey: I am defnitely against getting Kowalski's spit into my fur... so maybe we can end the dare here, Dark?
Anastasia: Aye!
Kowalski: I kinda agree...
Dark: Ugh, fine... what's against having a bit of violence? Dx
Fey: He could try to eat you up? *poofs fangirls free*
Dark: I'm good, next dare? xD
Karenkook: CC, Wp, Princess Bubblegum and Co - put on a french maid outfit and cook everyone a Christmas meal. (Even though it's not Christmas anymore...)
Erik: *smirks* I'd like to see you try to put Co into a french maid outfit... xD
Co: *scowls* I'd like to see that, too! O.o
Fey: *laughs* Alright, Ladies, if you'll follow me this way into the dressing rooms... xD *takes the girls into the kitchen... and comes out again, smirking*
After 5 minutes...
Fey: Alrighty, give it up for CC...
CC: *comes out with waist-length black hair and ocean blue eyes, with pale skin. She's wearing a black french-maid dress that ends a little above her knees with white lining at the collar and a white bow... plus red knee-socks and a white bow in her hair. She's holding a plate with mashed potatoes.* Ugh! Dx
Fey: Please welcome Wp... xD
Wp: *comes out with long wavy brown hair (with goldman highlights from the sun) and light olive skin... she has brown hazel eyes... and is wearing a red french-maid dress with a white apron and black knee-socks, also she has a rose in her hair and red lipstick... as acutally, every other girl in outfit does too... she is holding a bowl of platter*
Fey: Here comes PB with the Turkey... :D
PB: *comes out... she is tall and slender, has long, light brown hair with natural blonde highlights and olive skin. She is wearing a black and white striped french-maid dress that ends a little above her knees with puffy sleeves and a satin tight necklace... you know, like Cinderella? ... plus black knee-socks and her hair is in a ponytail. She's holding a platter with Turkey...* I can't believe I'm doing this! Dx
Co: *comes out with longish blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin... I think... she is wearing a white french-maid dress that ends abover her knees with a black apron and red lining on the collar, also she has red and black striped knee-socks and a white bow in her hair... She's carrying two pitchers of... uhm... coke?*
Erik: *wolf-whistles*
Co: *pours a pitcher over him* You're a jerk
Skipper. So I guess... this is all for us? :D
Fey: Umm, sure... if you mean the food! ;)
Skipper: Let's go eat, men! :D *eats food with penguins and other people*
Fey: -.- Wow... let's have a break, before we continue with the dares... *goes to get a drink*
Just saying... this is where all the lovey stuff happen... like we finally decide who gets Kowalski, what happens to the other fangirls, etc... ;) Have fun reading!
Rose: Skipper & Fey – Do a scene from Swan Lake, the ballet.
Lea: Okay, now for the Nutcracker! *claps hands excitedly*
Rose: Swanlake, Lea...
Fey: Aww, c'mon, I know Alex is DYING to do this... xD
Alex: I might just very well be...
Fey: *pats her on back* ^^
*ballet music starts*
Fey: Uhm, have I mentioned that I CAN'T dance ballet? Dx
Skipper: Don't worry just play, or rather, dance along.
Fey: That... does not sound promising! O.o
Skipper: *takes her hand and leads her to the middle, then takes Fey by the hips and lifts her up*
Fey: o.O This is so embarassing!
Skipper: *sets her on floor and does several ballet jumps*
Fey: *standing there uncomfortable*
Skipper: *tiptoes in that ballet way over to Fey and taking her hand, twirls her around*
After 2 minutes of twirling...
Fey: I think I'm gonna be sick... -.-
Skipper: *stops twirling her and holds her mid-air while doing a split*
*ballet ends*
Skipper: *drops Fey and takes a bow*
Fey: *runs to bathroom to puke because of the twirling, when she comes back...* I'll never see ballet in the same light again...
Everyone: *applauds, grinning*
PB: Anastasia, kiss a dude who isn't Kowalski. It can be anyone.
Anastasia: *grumpily* I'd rather kiss Kowalski…
Kowalski: ^^ I'd rather, too…
Jessie: *glare at Anastasia*
Fey: *kinda glares at Anastasia*
Anastasia: Yeah, I know… competition… ^^ *smiles at Kowalski* Okay, who shall I choose? *scans room…* Julien, no… Skipper, eeew… *sees Alexander's eyes rest on her… their eyes meet… then he looks away and Anastasia wonders what all that was about* Uh… *confused, grabs nearest being and kisses him*
Maurice: o.O You kissed ME?
Anastasia: o.O I did? *realizes that she just kissed Maurice* Uh, sorry..
Maurice: No sweat… o.O
Karenkook: *saves the day* I dare Julien and Marlene to go on a date, and Marlene has to act like she's having fun!
Marlene: Great way to save the day... -.-
Karenkook: Thanks... ^^
Julien: So me and da hot otter go on date, yeas?
Fey: Yeas, and Marlene has to enjoy it... she's been dying to do this since forever...*winks at Marlene*
Marlene: I hate you all... -.-
Julien: *grabs her arms* Let's go, hot otter... :D
~At date...~
Marlene: Julien... o.O This is AMAZING...
Julien: Yes... *kinda bored*
Marlene: Seriously, the oysters, the spanish guitar music, the roses!
Julien: Everything for you, darling otter.
Marlene: *sighs* It's so romantic...
Julien: You wanna dance? :D
Marlene: Or give me a massage! :D
Julien: *shocked* Mas-ssa-ge? O.o Me, da King?
Marlene: *lies on sofa, comfortably* Why not?
Julien: *carefully gives her a massage, but uncomfortable*
Marlene: *sighs contendely*
~Back at the TaD...~
Julien: *walks in through the door* Ugh.
Marlene: *happy* It was SO romantic! :D
Fey: o.O So, Marly, you loved it, even without pretending? And... Julien hated it?
Marlene: Julien hated it? Ö.Ö
Julien: Hate... is a strong word.
Fey: Okay, ummm, next dare. ;)
Karenkook: Okay, then... Crazen and Crazey, dance off! xD
Crazey: Why? She has no chance against me, anyway!
Crazen: *does spin and puts her face into Crazey's*
Crazey: Oh, you're on!
Fey: *puts music on*
Just shoot for the stars *Czn stretches hands toward sky*
If it feels right *Czy moves hand down*
Then aim for my heart *Czn puts hand to heart, does pumping motion*
If you feel like *Czy puts hands out*
And take me away *Czy spins, lands open*
, make it okay *Czn spins, lands open*
I swear I'll behave *Both put hand and head back and foot forward in one step and repeat at the other side*
You wanted control *Czy dances with her hips*
So we waited *Czn holds out a hand, freezes*
I put on a show *Czn unfreezes and takes a bow*
Now I make it *Czn slides face to face to Czy*
You say I'm a kid *Czy pushes her back with both of her hands*
My ego is big *Czy slides up tauntingly to Czn with her face*
I don't give a sh*t *Both slide apart*
*Both breakdance on the floor* And it goes like this *Both jump up*
Take me by the tongue *Czn grabs Kowalski and spins with him*
And I'll know you *he lifts her up*
Kiss me till you're drunk *Kwl lets her down and Czn slides her hands from his neck to his body as she is let down*
And I'll show you *Kwl lifts her to the other side and Czn jumps to the other side*
You want the moves like jagger *Czn stands in front of Kwl and dances seductively in front of him*
I've got the moves like jagger *They do the snake thing together... remember Julien and Maurice from Madagascar? That thing, lol...*
I've got the mooooooves *Czn shakes her hips* ... like jagger *She ends with an arm around Kwl's neck, looking into his face*
I don't need try to control you *Czy walks up to the front with Julien with a taunting look at Czn in her eyes*
Look into my eyes and I'll own you *Czy and Julien do fast snake thing, hop between each other legs, and turn to face each other*
With them the moves like jagger *do tango together and Czy flips over Julien's back*
I've got the moves like jagger *Julien spins Czy and she lays half in his arms*
I've got the mooooooves... *Czy shakes hips like Czn* like jagger *Czy does a fullsplit*
*music ends*
Crazen and Crazey: *breathing hard*
Everyone: *mouth open*
Crazen and Crazey: *grin*
Crazey: Yes... we dance... xD
Fey: *mouth open* I'm jealous... o.O
Julien: Of course, you are being jealous of me. :D
Fey: *rolls eyes* Shut up, or I'll make you go to another date with Marly.
Julien: *gulp* I will be doing da shutting up now.
Fey: Finally.
Julien: Mort, do da shutting up for me!
Mort: YAY! :D *holds his mouth together with his hands*
Fey: Okay, next dare! :D
PB: I'll do the next one.
Fey: Okay. *notices PB's face* PB?
PB: *has glint in her eyes*
Fey: You okay? O.o
Everyone: *takes a step back*
PB: *smiles and uses one hand to brush a stray hairstrand out of her face* Yes. I will do the next dare now.
Fey: Okay.
PB: *reaches behind her back and takes out a large object*
Everyone: o.O
PB: Oh, Kowalski! :D
Kowalski: *being a stupid dork, smiles at her* Yes?
PB: *takes a step, too near, and smiles sweetly*
Fey: PB? O.o
PB: *puts the super atomic death ray to Kowalski's head* FOR THE LOVE OF G-D CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT TO DATE! YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS! CHOOSE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY OR YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU CAN SAY MAMA!
Skipper: It was bound to happen one day... -.-
Kowalski: AHHHH! Can you help me out girls? Please?
Jessie, Fey, and Anastasia: *stare at him, waiting for an answer*
Fey: There comes a time…
Anastasia: …when you have to decide…
Jessie: …and hope for the best.
All three: SO?
PB: *still pointing super atomic death ray at Kowalski's head*
Kowalski: *gulp* Okay, you're right… it's time to confess who I… really love…
Jessie and Anastasia: Yes? *lean forward*
Kowalski: The girl I've really really loved from all of you three… cuz I have...
Jessie and Anastasia: Okay? Yes?
Kowalski: That girl is the one I really love and she...
Fey: *grabs deathgun from PB* Okay, Kowalski, enough of the sweet-talking, talk or die.
Kowalski: *kinda grins guiltly* Okay, so that girl… is…
Clock: Tick tock tick tock…
Everyone: *leans forward*
Kowalski: *takes breath and-* ...is-
Fey: … still have to decide on that one… … I'm out of this… :/
Kowalski: WHAT?
Fey: *takes deep breath* OKAYICANNOTSTANDALL-
Kowalski: Yeah, I got that, but… WHAT? You're dumping me?
Fey: Technically, no, since we never dated, but yes. :/
Jessie: Okay, so that means it's just me and Anastasia! :D
Fey: *steps back and Jessie and Anastasia step forward*
Anastasia: So?
Kowalski: Uh… uhm… I guess… I… uhm…
Jessie: *breathes in*
Kowalski: Anastasia…
Anastasia: WHAT? YES! xD
Kowalski: Anastasia, I'm sorry. I pick Jessie.
Jessie: YES! xD
Kowalski: *walks past Anastasia, who sinks to the ground in a daze, and kisses Jessie on the lips* So, it's you and me, beautiful… *macho smile*
Jessie: According to MY calculations… YES! *kisses him back and is interlocked in a tight hug*
Anastasia: *sitting on the ground, staring at the floor… a lonesome tear streaks her fur and drops to the ground*
Fey: *squats down next to her* Hey, Stasia… *hugs her* It'll be okay…
Anastasia: *doesn't answer*
Fey: *looks up concerned*
PB: Uhm, pixie stick?
Everyone: NO! O.o
PB: Maybe not… xD *helps Anastasia up and goes with her to the couch for her to sit down* I'll get you a coke, kay?
Kowalski and Jessie: *still kissing and smiling at each other*
Jessie: I'm so happy, Walski…
Kowalski: Me, too… *smiles* You're my only… :D
Fey: *sarcastic* Do you even know what that means? -.-
Kowalski: Eh, uhm, she's… uh…
Jessie: The only one you love.
Kowalski: Oh, yes. That. *strokes Jessie's headfeathers* And, anyway, Fey, you don't have to snap at me…
Fey: *looks over at Anastasia* Of course, I don't...*rolls eyes*
Alex: Maybe I should take over?
Fey: I mean, I just can't believe this... it's over, you know? That battle of the fangirls and Kowalski chose Jessie...
Jessie: Hey, I kinda... kinda feel sorry for you two... but... *kisses Kowalski* ^^
Kowalski: *strokes her head happily*
Alex: Great! :D Next dare. :D *to Jessie* Congrats, girl! ;)
Jessie: Thx... *looks over at Anastasia* I'm just kinda worried about Anastasia... poor thing. :/
Alex: I'm sure she'll be fine.
Fey: Okay, next dare.
ml99.8: Next dare is gonna be plain torture...
Bob: hmmm
ml99.8: Yeah, I guess it'll be torture ^.^ especially for Skippy because... ME STILL NO TELL YOU WHOM I WORK FOR ^.^ and now for the dare
Bob: hey where's Jakie?
ml99.8: uhmm she lost a bet and is locked inside of some school
Bob: oh
ml99.8: now dares lets start wiiittthhh... hmmm liiiightbulb... Skippy I dare you to fight Richard from the lfg comics! And I dare everyone to go watch THE MUPPET SHOW GO MUPPETS!
Bob: gasp
ml99.8: what?
Bob: well the muppets are kinda mad at me...
ml99.8: what did you do?
Bob: welll I kinda trashed their theater... heh
ml99.8: your still going
Bob: fine
Fey: *enthusiastic* Alright, everyone! :D Let's go see the... *less enthuasitcs* muppets...
Private: What are the muppets?
Fey: Pigs and Frogs, as far as I can see..
Mort: Yay! :D
Everyone goes into the theater...
Lights go off... and on again...
On stage:
Fozzie: Hey, why don't you join us?
Gonzo: Where are you going?
Fozzie: We're following our dream!
Gonzo: Really? I have a dream, too!
Fozzie: Oh?
Gonzo: But you'll think it's stupid.
Fozzie: No we won't, tell us, tell us!
Gonzo: Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
Fozzie: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.
Gonzo: Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.
Fozzie: [to Kermit] We've picked up a weirdo...
Everyone in the theater except for the TaD group: *laughs*
Kowalski and Jessie: *holds hands, then start kissing in the dark*
[Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood]
Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true.
Kermit: Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know.
Floyd Pepper: Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it!
Lord's Secretary: [closes the door] And where do you think you're going?
Kermit: Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord.
Lord's Secretary: You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals.
Kermit: Animals? Wh-What's wrong with animals?
[Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly]
Lord's Secretary: This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides...
[sneezes]
Lord's Secretary: ...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you.
Kermit: Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang?
[the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly]
Lord's Secretary: [on the phone] Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a...
[the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]
Skipper: *leans over to Bob* So... what DID you do to make the muppets hate you?
Bob: Classfied, Skipper.
Skipper: -.-
Blowhole: Shhh, it's kinda getting interesting now! :D (Lol, I mixed up different scenes from different... uh, movies? Sorry... xD)
Candy: *sleeping on his lap*
[Professor Max Krassman has just put Kermit in the electronic beanie]
Miss Piggy: [desperate] Please! Please! Not my frog, please!
Max Krassman: Say goodbye to your frog, pig!
Miss Piggy: Why should I?
Max Krassman: Because in 10 seconds, he won't know *you* from kosher bacon.
Miss Piggy: [furious] That does it!
Fey, Marlene, and Penelope: GO GIRL! *jump up on the seats and high-five each other*
Bob: *jumps up, too, and nods with open mouthed smile at the girls, trying to high-five them*
Fey, Marlene, and Penelope: *look at each other and sit down again*
Bob: *shouts loudly* OH COME ON!
Muppets: *look at him*
Kermit: Do you all see what I see? *points at Bob*
Fozzie: I don't know, do you see what I see?
Ms. Piggie: Now I'm lost...
Fozzie: Maybe you should go ask Krishna-
Kermit: THAT'S IT! Stop already with that guy! Dx
Bob: *sits down quietly and innocently*
Ms. Piggie: Shall we go on, Kemi? :D
Kermit: *sigh*
Fozzie: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach, fudge, rum, banana?
Fozzie: Honey.
Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
Fozzie: Ah! But seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.
Ice Cream Vendor: OK.
[handing him the ice creams]
Ice Cream Vendor: One honey cone for the bear.
Fozzie: Yeah.
Ice Cream Vendor: And one dragonfly ripple for the frog.
Fozzie: Yucha.
Ice Cream Vendor: Don't get 'em mixed up.
Fozzie: Gotcha.
Fey: *sigh* That's it. We've got a party, peoples, and this is B-O-R-I-N-G! *mumbles* I hate the muppets...
ml99.8: Well, thanks! xD
Fey: No, I didn't mean your dare was horrible... I mean, I hope it didn't sound like that... but... okay. *poofs everyone back into the TaD room.*
Alex: Alright, what do we have now?
Fey: *looks at list*
Alex: And?
Fey: Hmm, okay, the next dare is kinda weird...
Anastasia: What is it?
PB: *grin*
Fey: It's for Alexander, go on a romantic date with Anastasia.
Alexander and Anastasia: SAY AGAIN?
PB: Oh, c'mon, Alexander. You'll like her. I have this weird feeling it will work out, a gut instinct. I want full details on how it went.
Fey: Yeah, random much? -.-
PB: Actually I've been thinking about it for a week. ^ ^ I think it will work out well. ;)
Anastasia: GRRR! *tries to tackle PB*
Alexander: *holds her back by an arm* Uhm, how about we just get over this?
Anastasia: *still glaring at PB* Okay, sure.
Alexander: Anastasia, would you like to go out on a date with me?
Anastasia: Yeah, since I have to. -.-
Alexander: *rolls eyes*
Fey: Hmmm, not starting out too good... :P
Alexander and Anastasia: *leave*
At Cafè...
Alexander: So... what are you going to drink?
Anastasia: Low-fat latte, please.
Alexander: *orders their drinks*
Anastasia: So... uhm, nice day outside today, right?
Alexander: Yeah, right.
Anastasia: So, what kind of stuff do you like?
Alexander: *uneasily* I don't know, what kind of stuff do YOU like?
Anastasia: Matrial Arts, I guess... and painting.
Alexander: Oh, nice.
*silence*
Anastasia: This is akward.
Alexander: You know, at least we tried...
Anastasia: Yeah, well, then, should we go? *stands up*
Alexander: Sure.
~They walk out of the door and down the street...~
Anastasia: *suddenly stops* Wait a minute, I just saw something back there.
Alexander: Hmm? Okay...
Anastasia: *goes over to an ad about a lecture on Graphene* Hmmm, I've never heard about that, before...
Alexander: Graphene? It's the new IT material of the future. I'm surprised that they are holding a lecture about it, actually.
Anastasia: Wow, you know about that kind of stuff?
Alexaner: *nervous* Not exactly...
Anastasia: *looking at the ad again* Hey, it started ten minutes ago, but the entrance is free.
Alexander: Yeah, I'm really dissapointed that I won't be able to attend it.
Anastasia: *looks at him* Uhm, well, we could always go? :)
Alexander: Really? :D
Anastasia: Yup. :D
~They go to the building and sneak into the lecture hall to attend it.~
Professor: The carbon-carbon bond length in graphene is about 0.142 nanometers, accoriding to Raji Heyrovska. Graphene sheets stack to form graphite with an interplanar spacing of 0.335 nm, which means that a stack of three million sheets would be only one millimeter thick.
Anastasia: *whispers* Wow, I so didn't know that. :D
Alexander: *whispers back* Well, if you're interested, did you know that theoretically, graphene makes an excellent sensor due to its 2D structure? The fact that its entire volume is exposed to its surrounding makes it very efficient to detect adsorbed molecules.
Anastasia: Wow... I didn't know you knew all of that stuff...
Alexander: *blushes* I don't...
Professor: Graphene is the basic structural element of some carbon allotropes including graphite, charcoal, carbon nanotubes and fullerenes. It can also be considered as an indefinitely large aromatic molecule, the limiting case of the family of flat polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons.
~After 3 hours of Graphene... ~
Anastasia: That was such a fun date! :D
Alexander: I agree. :)
Anastasia: So, how did you know all that stuff?
Alexander: I'd rather not say.
Anastasia: *dissapointed*
Alexander: Hmm, okay, maybe.
Anastasia: :D
Alexander: I... I often hide the nerdy part of myself... because the girls... don't usually go for it... and, and you know... "nerd" isn't the first thing other animals think of when they see... me.
Anastasia: *quiet*
Alexander: Never mind that. :/
Anastasia: No, I was just thinking what a great couple we really WOULD make. I mean, I'm a geek, too, and-
Alexander: Do you want to see something really cool?
Anastasia: Yes. I'd love to. *really happy*
Alexander: *takes out an unfolded butterfly knife and turns around*
Anastasia: What do you want to show me?
Alexander: Cut me diagonally across the left shoulder-blade.
Anastasia: *gulps, then proffessionaly unfolds the butterfly knife and lays the blade on his back.* Are you sure?
Alexander: Yes, I am.
Anastasia: Okay, then... *slices his back with the knife and blood gushes out.*
Alexander: *suddenly, his back starts self-healing again, the blood stops flowing, and the skin recreates itself*
Anastasia: *watches dazed* Wow...
Alexander: *good-humoured* It's because I'm a water monitor, so don't try this yourself...
Anastasia: *looks at him from the side*
Alexander: *folds the butterfly knife back together again*
Anastasia: *waiting nervously for him to finish*
Alexander: *looks up* Anastasia?
Anastasia: Yes?
Alexander: Just this... *kisses her*
Anastasia: *smiles and they kiss again*
~After 3 minutes...~
Anastasia: o.O *pulls back* Owww!
Alexander: What? *smile foolishly, still thinking of the kiss*
Anastasia: *sticks her tongue out, panting* My tongue... is hurting... *puts hand to it* Are water monitors poisionous or something? o.O
Alexander: *still smilng like a fool* Say again?
Anastasia: Ugh, men... *slaps him* ARE. YOU. POISOINOUS?
Alexander: *get serious* Uh, yes. Now that I remember. My saliva is, actually.
Anastasia: And you didn't tell me?
Alexander: *shrugs* It is not a common practice to kiss Water Monitors, obviously.
Anastasia: Ugh... what should I do against the poison now? My tongue is burning... you're the medical one here.
Alexander: All you have to do is to flush your mouth with an antibiotic.
Anastasia: *goes into store to buy an antibiotic and flushes with it* Okay... that feels better...
Alexander: *kisses her on cheek* Let's get back...
~They walk back to the TaD HQs..~
PB: And how was it? :D
Alexander: *grins and kisses Anastasia*
Kowalski: *mouth falls open*
PB: *shocked* Okay, don't tell me! o.O
Fey: *also shocked* Okay, yeah, let's move on to the next dare... fast, please!
Anastasia: *grins and flushes with antibiotic*
Thank you to PB and 13thsense, actually, they are the reason why CC gets Kowalski, since they both agreed to do this.
ml99.8: hmm now more dares... Julian you must go to candy mountain
Bob: candy mountain Julian caaaaannnddyyy mountaain
Juilen: YES! :D
Fey: *poofs him to Candy Mountain*
After 25 minutes...
Fey: Hmmm, I'm getting kinda worried. *looks over at ml99.8* And ml doesn't really have the smartest dares... :/
Ml99.8: How true... ^^
Fey: Should I get Julien back?
Skipper: Are you serious? O.o I've never had so much peace and quiet since Julien moved into the zoo!
Fey: Decides it then. *poofs Julien back*
Skipper: COME ON! Dx
Julien: *belches, both hands full of candy, his tongue is purple, and he has got quite a food-baby (big tummy from eating) and looks kinda sick*
Fey: Wow... o.O
Julien: *burps and stuffs the remains of the candy into his mouth*
Penelope: *edges away from him* Are you sure that you didn't overdo it? O.O
Julien: *raises arms toward her, candy-drunkenly* Come, kiss me, my Queen!
Penelope: EEK! O.O Dx
Fey: Okay, we need to get him to the hospital...
Anastasia: Alexander is a medic... :D
Alexander: Sure... -.- but it's Julien and I don't feel like helping obese people who are sick because they lack self-control.
Julien: *belches again*
Fey: -.- Or... I could maybe poof him good again, so he's-*
Julien: *throws up*
Mort: Yay! :D
Fey: Or... that.
Skipper: What a pretty picture! ^^
Penelope: Anyway... Jess, prank Kow- Kowalski, would you go out for a while?
Kowalski: *staring at Jessie* Huh?
Penelope: Get out... -.-
Kowalski: *slowly walks to the door* Okay... *closes the door behind him*
Penelope: Alright, Jessie... prnak Kowalski, but he can't know that it was a dare... ;)
Jessie: Oh god, how should I do that?
Fey: Simple. You-
Jessie: Smear butter on the floor, have him walk in, and fall over himself? :D
Fey: Uhmmm... o.O I guess...
Jessie: Or-
Alex: Butter sounds great! xD
Jessie: Right! :D *gets butter from the refrigator and starts scrubbing the floor with it*
Kowalski: Can I come in, yet?
Jessie: In a minute! :D *finishes scrubbing the floor with the butter and then punches Julien in the stomach*
Julien: *pukes right next to the buttery floor*
Jessie: Alright, Walski, you can come in now! :D
Kowalski: *comes in, grinning at Jessie*
Jessie: Come here and give me a hug! :D
Kowalski: *takes a few steps, then loses balance on the buttery floor and lands smack in Julien's puke*
Everyone: *laughs*
Kowalski: *lifts his face and glares at Jessie*
Jessie: I'm sorry... :/
Kowalski: *comes toward her, scowling*
Jessie: It was a dare... you know... it-
Kowalski: *gives her a hug, getting puke all over her*
Jessie: o.O LET GO! *squirms laughing*
Skipper: Soldier, I'm disgusted!
Kowalski and Jessie: *hang heads in shame, but grin*
Alex: *to Jessie* Don't worry, I'll keep him busy, you two go take a shower... ;) *kisses Skipper*
Skipper: *smiles at Alex*
Fey: *holding a paw over Private's eyes and another over Lea's* Guys, seriously, that's enough! We're here to do a Truth and Dare and to end it, not mess around with... I don't know, but if you're THAT crazy about love, go to the Pairing Truth and Dare from SkySpirit... but not here... please.
Achat: (who, by the way, is also known, as AT) So now you're sending all these lunatics to my Pairing Truth and Dare? Great, thanks... -.-
Fey: Anyway... xD
ml99.8: Fey you must... go to the moon.
Fey: Say, what? O.O
Bob: you better bring me back some moon cheese!
Fey: What am I gonna do at the moon? O.O
Alex: Give us some- okay, no, I won't say it...
Fey: Ugh, fine, I can see that no one like me... I will go now... *poofs herself off to moon*
Alex: PAAAAAAAAAAAARTY, PEOPLE ! :D
Fey: *comes back* I forgot to get some type of helmet to help me breathe... and poofy powers don't work on the moon... *sees people paryting and banners FEY IS GONE!* Oh. Oh, THANK you guys... xD
Skipper: HIDE THE PROPOGANDA! *to Fey* I tried to warn them*
Fey: -.- You're wearing a „Never Return, Fey" shirt...
Skipper: Oh really? Oh, sorry... *rips shirt off*
Julien: DA Fey is gone Cake is here! :D *holds up cake*
Everyone: *rolls eyes*
Julien: *sees Fey* Oh hi, Fey! :D Do you want a piece?
Fey: Sure... -.-
Bob: Where's the mooncheese? D:
Fey: *hands him cheese* There you go! :D
Bob: YIPEE! *bites into cheese* Wow, tastes moony.
Fey:Anyway...*reads the next dare* Fey-Kiss Kowalski.
Penelope: *grins* That's mine! :D
Fey:You know this is weird...you usually put a xD or three dots or something that shows your emotion about the dare...although in this one you have put just one dot...
Kowalski:Huh?o.O
Penelope:Yeah she hasn't realized the dare yet... :)
Fey:Oh yeah the dare...it says Fey kiss Kowalski...so...what's so special about..*suddenly realizes the dare*Oh...
Penelope:*grins*Yeah...:P
Fey:Do I have to do this?
Jessie: Yeah,does she?
Penelope:Well since it's a dare...yes she has...and don't pout lady...^^
Fey:But...why?
Penelope:Cause it's the last chapter and you haven't kissed him before in this TaD and cheek kisses do not count...:)Oh and tricks with your poofy author powers are not allowed*glares Fey*
Fey:Aw...*disappointed*
Penelope:Yeah, like you don't want to kiss him...
Kowalski:Yeah... :D
Alex:Nobody asked your opinion!
Fey:Yeah...she's right!And you shut up dear Julien's fiancé!
Penelope: Here we go again...
Fey:What? You tease me, I tease you...^^
Kowalski:That seems fair...
Penelope and Fey: Nobody asked you!
Kowalski:Cranky...
Fey:Grrrr...
Penelope: So, the kiss? ^^
Fey: *smiling sweetly* Let's keep it for the end... how about that?
Penelope: NO TRICKS, Arm!
Fey: Okay... just... not now... please.
Jessie: How about never? I mean, after all, he chose ME... *grinning and pulls Kowalski into a kiss*
Fey: *watches the kiss with disgust* Okay... eew. Next dare!
Penelope: I'm keeping my eye on you, Fey! Don't think you can get out of this!
Fey: *sigh* I should have stayed at the moon...
ml99.8: now everyone must have A DEW OFF!
Bob: everyone has to drink as much mountain dew as possible and see who drinks the most
Kowalski: *nervous* But Mountain Dew is very high in a compound that causes large and severe kidney stones.
ml99.8: So?
Kowalski: So it is very damaging to your kidneys! *very nervous now*
ml99.8: So?
Kowalski: *opens mouth*
Jessie: *closes it for him*
Penelope: Okay, great, Mountain Dew drink race! Luv it! :D
Fey: *poofs large supply of MD cans for everyone* Ready... get set... *grabs a can* GO!
Everyone: *drinking*
After 5 min...
The only ones that are left are Rose, Sal, Alex, Skipper, Jessie, Teng and Rico... everyone else is holding their stomach, wincing in pain.
After 10 min...
The only ones left in the race are Jessie, Teng and Rico...
AFter 5 more minutes...
Jessie: *sinks to the ground with a moan*
Teng and Rico: *glare at each other while drinking out of the cans*
Fey: Betting on Teng! :D
Skipper: Rico!
Alex: Teng!
Blowhole: Rico... believe me, I've seen the guy.
Candy: Teng, then.
After 5 more minutes...
Rico: * throws can away from himself and drops over* Can't! *chokes*
Teng: *pale* Great... o.O I won! *runs to the bathroom*
Fey: *smirks at Skipper and Blowhole*
Rico: *runs off to bathroom, too*
Kowalski: Their kidneys are officially damaged now! *sighs sadly* It's very sad, actually...
Fey: ! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Alex: Please, Fey. No one understood what you said.
Fey: *jumps up and down, clapping her hands excitedly* YESYESYESYESYES! xD
Alex: Uhm... ok?
Fey: Anyway, Karenkook...
Karenkook: On it! :D Julien - take this pill. It'll make you into the perfect gentlemen for the last chapter at least. *hands him pill*
Julien: *looks at it nervously* Are you sure?
Penelope: Yes. You DO want to do this... xD
Karenkook: Hey, Penelope? I was wondering... I mean, are you Julien's girlfriend now or something?
Penelope: *raises eyebrow and looks at Julien* Uhm...
Julien: My dear Penelope.
Penelope: o.O
Julien: First off, I would like to apologize for all the inconvience I have caused you.
Fey: He must have taken the pill.
Penelope: Oh... xD
Julien: Then I would like to ask you a question that has been on my heart for a long time.
Penelope: Okay, yes?
Julien: Would you... be my girlfriend?
Penelope: I would love to! :D
Julien: You make me the happiest man in the world.
Karenkook: *to Fey* Wow, they sound as if they are going to be married! xD
Fey: Nice pill! O.o Where did you get it?
Karenkook: I borrowed it from- nevermind.
Julien: Penelope, dear, you must be tired, standing here the whole time. Shall I get you a chair?
Penelope: Ummm, it's fine... ^^
Julien: Would you like a drink, perhaps?
Penelope: That.. would be nice. :D
Julien: *goes off to get a drink*
Penelope: *to Fey* How long does this last? O.O
Fey: Karenkook?
Karenkook: Not sure...
Julien: *returns* Here you are, dear Pene- *blinks then looks at her*
Penelope: Thank you, Julien. *reaches out for the glass*
Julien: No! Da King is thirsty! *drains glass and throws it over his shoulder*
Penelope: Oh. O.o
Julien: Were you thirsty, my Queen? MORT! Make da Queen a smoothie! :D
Mort: OKAY! :D
Julien: Now... *smirks at Penelope* Where were we? *kisses Penelope*
Fey: *pushes them apart* I AM DONE! xD Finally, people, the TaD is over, all the dares are done, and I can finally improve my writing skills again! xD
Everyone: *stares*
Fey: I AM FREE ONCE AGAIN! xDDDDDDDDDDD
PB: It feels great to know your dares were loved and appreciated, doesn't it? -.-
Fey: NOW we can finally party! :D *turns music on*
Everyone: *spreads apart chatting*
Fey: *sighs happily and looks over the TaD room*
~As this is happening, she is humanized...call it magic, if you will...~
Suddenly she feels a cold heavy hand on her shoulder. Fey spins around to stare into the undead eyes of a buisness man in a pin-striped suit with neatly combed back hair and a frozen smile. Holding his hand is 7-year-old girl, that contains the same undead eyes as the buisness man. At the side of her mouth trickles a thin chain of blood. In her hand, the little girl is holding a dead rat. A fly is crawling out of the rat's mouth.
„Oh, it's you!" Fey said, still happy and shook hands with the Fanfiction Man. When she drew her hand back, it was pale as if blood had escaped it.
„Yes and my little darling," Fanfiction Man smiled down at the little girl with an expressionless smile.
Fey squatted down to the girl and smiled at her.
The girl didn't smile back.
„Anyway, I have some important buisness I still have to finish here," Fanfiction Man remarked airly.
„Yes," Fey said, „what is it?"
„I need something from you."
„Okay?"
„Your author powers. I believe you call them ‚poofy powers'?"
Fey went pale and put a hand to her stomach, „You mean you're taking my poofy powers away?"
„Isn't this the end of your ToD?"
„TaD," Fey corrected coldly. She glared at the Fanfiction Man."You never came and took anyone else's powers away?"
„Because they never ended their ToDs. Excuse me, but I have an urgent meeting to attend, so if you'll excuse me-„
„TaD, and how will I live without my poofy powers?" Fey was close to tears now.
„That is none of my buisness." Fanfiction Man said, glancing at his watch.
The girl tugged at Fanfiction Man's arm.
„I want ice cream," she said.
„Of course, honey," he answered and opened his leather portfolio.
„Sign this and then both parties may move on." He handed Fey some papers.
Fey took a step back, „I can't! I... I don't want to-„ Hastily she grabbed a pen and scribbled down her name on the documents. Instantely, she felt weak and vulnerable, her grief becoming physcial.
„Much obliged," the Fanfiction Man said, tipping his head. „Goodbye, miss."
And with that he was gone.
And with him, Fey's poofy powers.
„Ugh," Fey mumbled and stepped off the podium where she had been standing for the dares. She walked over to the drinks and instantely fell on her butt, slipping on the buttery floor, missing Julien's puke by inches.
Alex grinned at her face and helped her up.
„Wazzup?"
Fey grimaced, „Poofy powers are all gone. I hate this TaD. I never should have ended it."
„So now you're a mortal being just like the rest of us?" Alex smirked.
„Thanks for the encouragement," Fey smiled and glanced at the drinks. Water, Coke, Mountain Dew, and... a few alcholic drinks.
Crazen stumbled over to Fey, her hair in her face, and got a refill on the alcholic drinks.
„Looks like someone is alreaaaaaaaaaaady drunk!" Alex sang happily.
Fey looked at Alex carefully,"She's not the only one..."
Alex glared at Fey," I am NOT drunk. I'm just... just..."
„...exhilerated, my dear Jessie."
Alex grinned foolishly and pointed at the balcony. Fey nodded, smirking, and together they crept to the opening of the balcony, a large window.
„Go on," Jessie said, her eyes flushed.
„You fascinate me..." Kowalski said, reddend.
„How much?" Jessie leaned towards him.
Fey nudged Alex, „Defnitely more than a few shots."
„You fascinate me..." Kowalski suddenly saw two Jessies, „You fascinate me more than the Fundamaental Theorem of Calculus."
Jessie giggled and Kowalski's eyes lightened up feverishly at the sound.
„In fact, I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me." Kowalski half-sang.
Jessie leaned her head on Kowalski's shoulder, „Look at the stars..."
Kowalski hiccuped and said, „I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain." He laughed at his own jokes.
„Wow, what lame pick-up lines!" Penelope whispered into Fey's ear.
"Where did you come from?" Fey grinned, watching Kowalski and Jessie kiss.
"From under the table," Penelope grimaced.
"Hiding from your boyfriend again?" Fey laughed.
Penelope grins guiltily, „He keeps dragging me off to dance!"
Suddenly someone nudged Fey. She turned around to see Alex staring up and then looked into Kowalski's and Jessie's faces.
„Excuse me?" Kowalski and Jessie were glaring down at them.
„We were NOT spying on you," Penelope said.
„Then why are you positioned by the window where you can hear every exact word we said?"
Penelope snickered at the thoughts of the lame pick-up lines.
Fey stood up, blushing, and grabbed Alex's arm, who stumbled into her. They both crashed to the floor while Penelope stood up, brushing herself off.
„So, what's gonna happen now?" Jessie inquired of Fey.
„Why do you ask me?" Fey scowled. „I'm only a mortal now."
„Wait, what?" Penelope stared at her.
„Poofy powers all gone," Tears sprung up into Fey's eyes again.
Kowalski grinned, a bit of drunkeness still in his eyes, „That's just TOO bad for you."
Fey raised an eyebrow at him and turned to Jessie.
„Make him stop?"
Jessie slapped Kowaslki on the arm, but he didn't stop smiling.
Penelope started grinning, too, „I think I know why he's grinning."
Jessie rolled her eyes, „I'm gonna go get another drink." She kissed him on the mouth and went off with Alex, discussing the pains of sisterhood.
Fey crossed her arms, „So, what is it?"
„Oh, nothing, just that you still have to kiss Kowalski because you said later and you didn't do it yet and so you still have to do it now and-„
„You... how can this day get any more worse?" Fey groaned. Instantely, it started raining outside.
„It's not that bad," Kowalski grinned. „And you kinda owe me one, after all, you WERE one of my fangirls and Anastasia and Jessie both did it."
„The fangirl issue is settled and over, brainiac," Fey commented.
„Still, it's just the... right thing to do, you know?"
Fey stuck her tongue out at him, „You wish."
„You forget you do not possess the ‚poofy powers' anymore."
Fey groaned. She really had forgotten about that. „Well, don't take it personally, but I am not gonna kiss any guy right now. So, either we drop the dare or-„
Penelope glared at her, „Listen girl, I'll give you this offer. Either 10 seconds of kissing and then it's over, or you have to do a really mushy date and that lasts longer."
„But the reviewers are gonna be bored!" Fey wailed.
„10 seconds of kissing it is."
„Isn't it fun to have bored reviewers?" Fey said unenthusicatlly.
Sorry, guys, you'll just have to skip the part when it comes... xD Penelope is forcing me to do this in real life... and it SUCKS! THANK YOU PENELOPE! So... if you're bored, join me in writing a hateletter... lol... xD
Crazen stumbled over to them and pointed at the main room, grinning.
Fey scowled, following the others, „Why do I have this feeling that EVERYONE is drunk?"
They arrive to find people sitting in a circle, leaning against each other, or talking in small groups. Alexander is teasing Anastasia with holding the bottle of antibiotic out of her reach and giving her a kiss, while Karenkook and Rico are inspecting the different contents of his stomach. Julien grins at Penelope and pats the place next to him and Kowalski sits down at Jessie's side.
„Hey, we could play Spin the Bottle?" Crazey suggested.
„I was HOPING no one would bring that up," Skipper said, scowling.
„ And I couldn't play, not that I would want to, because of the toxic in my saliva," Alexander grinned, tossing the bottle to Kowalski. Anastasia agrees, pointing at her tongue in disgust and runs after the bottle.
„But it would still be fun!" Teng argued, backing Crazey up.
„Hmm, I guess, in a way," Alex agreed.
„You're still drunk," Skipper said and wrapped his arms around her.
Fey sat down next to Private.
„And I can't participate either... I mean, kissing is SO not my thing," she said, leaning against the small penguin.
„Ugh! Fine," Crazey rolled her eyes, „the person on who it lands on, gets to decide what happens to the other person... hug, kiss, ride around like a horse, whatever! -.- Just anything, okay?"
A few people shifted around, uncomfortable with the idea.
„Fine," Teng said, „I D-A-R-E you all to join."
„NO FAIR!" Fey laughed and Carzey smirked.
„I guess then... we have to do it?" Alex says, squeezing Skipper's flipper.
Kowalski kissed Jessie, and whispered a bit loudly into her ear, „I hope the bottle falls on you, dear."
„DEAR?" Alex grinned.
„I don't know him." Skipper claimed.
„Just remember the rules if we play that game," Fey said, feeling a bit bossy.
„Well," Jessie said, „who spins the bottle first?"
„Well since I am a natural born leader... I shall spin first." Skipper said, puffing up his chest.
„What does that have to do...with anything?" Penelope asked, annoyed.
„Why do you care.. you're not participating!" Skipper told her.
„Who said I wasn't!"
„You... are?" Alex looked seriously confused.
„Well.. yeah." Penelope shrugged.
Julien sat up eagerly, „I shall join too!"
Fey rolled her eyes.
„Lovesick puppy," she murmured.
„Say what now?" Julien shrieked!
„Nothing!" Fey said quickly.
„Anyways, since I thought of the idea... I shall spin first!" Crazey called out.
Fey handed Crazey an old rum bottle.
„Rum!" Rico shouted.
„Rum!" Fey agreed excitedly.
„Rum?" Skipper asked incredously.
„RUM!" Rico and Fey said happily.
„Spin?" Crazey rolled her eyes.
„Sure," Fey agreed, grinning.
Crazey: *spins* Okay... the bottle is going... on... *bottle still spinning* Oh dear, I can't wait... *bottle still spinning* HECK! STOP ALREADY! *bottle stops and points at...*
Julien: *nervous chuckle* Da King?
Crazey: Julien? o.O
Crazen: *laughs*
Penelope: *jealous* Hey, but... JULIEN'S MINE!
Everyone: -.-
Penelope: NevermindthatIsaidthat... *blushes*
Crazey: Ugh... uhm...
Julien: You want to cuddle my feet, right?
Crazey: Not really... -.-
Julien: Then what?
Crazey: *kisses him*
Penelope: *green with envy*
Julien: *goofy smile* Do that again... *kisses and hugs the air*
Penelope: *facepalms*
Everyone: *laughs*
Crazey: *smiles contendely and leans back* Now who spins the bottle?
Julien- ME :D
Alex- NOOOOOOO! What if it lands on me O.o
Jessie- or ME! DDD: I would never be able to live with myself ^^
Co- hey... he's not that bad ^^
Fey- O.o
Erik- AHEM!
Co- oh... nothing.
Penelope- does anybody ELSE like Julien that I should know about?
Alex- *grins sheepishly*
Penelope and Skipper- ?
Alex- I'm joking! Sheesh. -.-
Co- I still don't like Julien... o.o
Julien- Everybody likes the king :DD
Fey- I'm giving the bottle to Jessie... O.o
Jessie- YAY :D
Kowalski- it BETTER land on me.
Jessie- Don't worry. It will ^^ *kisses cheek*
Fey- *rolls eyes* -.-
Jessie- *spins bottle* It's spinning... *gets near Kowalski* :D *spins farther away* :( *gets near Kowalski* :D *goes a bit farther again* Oh just stop already! *stops*
Kowalski- it landed on me :D
*spins a bit more and lands on Skipper*
*silence*
Alex and Kowalski- EH!
Fey: *mumbling* Don't worry, Kowalski, it WILL land on you, so she said...
Jessie: *eyes her* You didn't use any poofy powers to manipluate this, did you?
Fey: MY POOFY POWERS ARE GONE, DUDE! Dx *cries*
Skipper: Look, Jessie, how about we JUST get this over with?
Alex: Good idea! *glares at Jessie*
Skipper: *kisses Jessie*
Jessie: o.O *shoves him away from her* Ugh!
Kowalski: *rolls eyes* Skipper, remember, in this game, you don't actually have to kiss anyone, you choose what to do? Dx
Skipper: O.o
Jessie: And I would NOT have chosen kissing! Dx
Kowalski: *hugs Jessie* There, there, the nightmare is over... :)
Anastasia and Fey: *look at each other, both thinking... how could I ever have wanted to be fangirl? xD*
Fey: Anyway, next spin is for... uhm... Private. How about you?
Private- :D what do I get if I win? :D
Fey- you... don't win.
Private- well what kind of rotten game is this! :(
Fey- it's Spin the Bottle. Whoever you land on you must kiss..
Private- O.o
Skipper- he's just a kid!
Private- Ok :D
Skipper- O.o
Private- *spins bottle and lands on Marlene*
Marlene- *giggles nervously* ...
Private- hug :DDD
Marlene- ^^
Private- *hugs Marlene*
Fey- well that... wasn't torturous.
Alex- is anybody gonna get THEIR couple anytime soon? -.-
Skipper- didn't know you wanted to kiss me that bad ;)
Alex- you wish. -.-
Fey: Let's find out, shall we? ;)
Alex: YOU'RE A WITCH! o.O
Fey: Maybe... xD
Skipper: *hands her bottle in slow-motion*
Alex: Ugh, just get on with it, please?
Julien: Oooh, I hope it lands on me.
Penelope: GRRR! That's it!
Julien: I was just kidding, my Queen...
Penelope: And don't call me QUEEN! Dx
Julien: Women... -.-
Fey: Spin the bottle, Alex... :P
Alex: Grrrr... *spins bottle and it lands on Pizza delivery guy*
Pizza Delievery Guy: YES! :D
Alex: O.o Fey?
Fey: *annoyed* Now WHO ordered Pizza?
Rico: *high-fives Teng*
Fey: You guys are... just...
Pizza Delivery Guy: Anyways, here's the pizza that you ordered, and where's my kiss? :D
Alex: o.O *gives him a quick peck on the cheek*
Skipper: *jealous*
Fey: *smirk* Okay, someone is sooo jealous! xD
Skipper: AM NOT! D:
Fey: Are SO too...
Alex: *blushing* Who's next?
Rico: ME ME! :D
Fey: Okay, bro! :D *gives him the bottle*
Rico: *spins and the bottle falls on... Karenkook*
Karenkook: YES! :D
Teng: Awww, come on... :/
Fey: So we DO have a couple... I think...
Rico: *already passionately kissing Karenkook*
Fey: -.- Did I change the rating to M yet? -.-
Rico: *still kissing Karenkook*
Alex: Lol... xD While they are doing... that..
Fey: Let's play a different game now... D: That game seriously sucks...
Alexander: Well, what would we play?
Fey: Uhm, maybe-
Crazey: I KNOW! :D
Fey: Not a good idea! O.O
„ But this is a GREAT idea!" Crazey argued. „It involves getting drunk!"
Everyone started cheering.
„Oh hallelujah," Fey rolled her eyes. „How does it go?"
„Everytime a guy goes to the bathroom, a girl has to take a shot, and vice versa for the other gender. Two shots if the person has toilet paper sticking to their shoes. Triple shots if it takes them an hour or more."
„Sounds fun." Fey sighed in defeat.
„IT IS!" Crazey smirked and Crazen nodded vigrously.
Within minutes, the first pack of girls went laughing to the bathroom.
„Why do girls always have to go in groups?" Skipper asked as he gulped down the burning alcohol. He licked his beak and grinned at the other males, that were drinking their „shots."
When the girls came in, the „men" went into the bathroom.
Skipper assembled them all in a row.
„Kowaslki!"
„Check."
„Rico!"
„Check."
„The Private!"
„Check."
„Ringtail?"
„I am being here!"
„Blowhole!"
„Pen-goo-in."
„Alexander!"
„Check..."
„Bob the Chicken!"
„Yeah, uhm, why are we doing this anyway?"
Kowalski turned to look at Skipper.
„He's right, sir. Why ARE we doing this?"
Skipper looked around at the walls around him.
„What else are we supposed to do?" he asked dumbfoundly.
The guys shrugged.
Agreed, done.
They came out again, grinning a bit foolishly.
The girls were all drunk.
Alex was singing „Yo ho, a pirates' life for me."
Co was twirling around and giggling crazily.
Anastasia and Jessie were arguing about Kowaslki, while Fey was crying in a corner that her poofy powers were gone.
Crazey was about to kill Teng who was about to kill Crazen who was holding a knife in her hand.
Ml99.8 was calling, „Here, chicky, chicky," and Eva was chasing Dark.
Candy was sleeping among several bottles of alcohol...
Lea and Rose were spilling their secret spy secrets and Karenkook was throwing up next to Mort.
Mort: Yay! xD
Meanwhile, Penelope was doing swimming motions and walking around the room, singing loudly.
„Fail," Skipper remarked. The rest of the guys just grinned.
Kowalski went over to Fey and pulled her up by one arm.
„How about I take her now to finish her dare, while you calm the rest of the girls down? Plus," he smirks, „Jessie won't see me, I'll be really fast."
„YOU DON'T LOOOOOOOVE ME," Fey cried. „AND I LOST MY POOFY POWERS! I AM SOOOOOOOO MISERABLE!"
„Do you think she's ever been drunk before?" Skipper asked, brow furrowing.
„Nope."
„Okay, then go, soldier," Skipper ordered, then turned to the girls, „WE'LL take care of the chicks, now." He smirked.
Kowalski took Fey outside and ordered a cab... (let's say they're humanized magically... :P)
Kowalski: So, where do you wanna go?
Fey: *still drunk* Buckingham Palace.
Kowalski: Maybe... uhm, a science fair?
Fey: Hehe... yes... anything for you, honey... *hic* (Lol, I should get drunk more often... ^^)
Kowalski: Okay, then, science fair it is. Even though... it's night. OH WELL.
Fey: *starts singing* We're off to see the Wizard of OZ... the wonderful wizard of OZ!
The cab arrives and Kowalski pulls her into the cab.
„To the science fair, please."
„Sure, as long as she doesn't throw up on my car," the guy said, lovingly petting the seat next to him.
„I DO feel like throwing up," Fey snickered and put her feet up.
„ Do not do that, if you please," the guy said, driving at the same time and pushing her feet up.
„You're right, I'm a horrible person," Fey wailed and started to cry again.
„Shhh," Kowalski panicked at the glare of the cab driver. „I think we should go out now." He handed the cab driver a few dollars and pushed Fey out of the car.
„Alright!" Kowalski tried to sound cheerful, but kinda wished that Jessie was here.
„Pretty lights," Fey clapped her hands like a child at all the inventions.
Kowalski took her shoulder and lead her away from it
„Highly explosive stuff there..." he explained nervously.
„I'M EXPLOSIVE!" Fey grinned at him.
„You're stupid!" Kowalski shouted at her.
„YOU'RE STUPID!" Fey's eyes fired up.
„YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS DRUNK AND ACTING UP!" Kowalski shouted at her again.
And... Fey started crying again.
„Everything's wrong," Kowalski moaned. „And I just need to go back to the TaD. It's alot... nicer there."
„You're right," Fey said quietly, „I ruin everything."
„WELL, great, finally, you're sober again!"
"Sober?" she said, her head dizzy. "Not quite..." she hiccuped again, her stomach feeling woozy.
His gaze turned serious and his tone softened. "Hey Fey, are you alright?" he looked down at her, slightly concerned.
Fey looked up at him, the light played funny trick on her eyes. Was it the booze or did he seem kind of... cute? She shook her head. He had a girlfriend, she reminded herself.
"I think we should go back." Fey got up quickly, leaving the awkward position she was left before.
"I think we should.."
He grabbed her hand in a friendly matter, and assisted her out of the science fair, balancing her so she wouldn't fall.
Secretly Fey thought to herself, thank goodness!
Entering the TaD room, Fey rubbed her eyes and Kowalski went over to Jessie...
Finally, Julien had dragged Penelope on the dancefloor.
„Dance, my Queen! Dance!" he grinned.
Penelope grimaced, „I don't dance."
„Excuse me, everyone!" Co asked from the podium and forced a smile. „Erik and me wanted to DJ a bit of music, after all it's a PARTY! So... try to have fun! Enjoy!"
The music began and Julien grinned at Penelope.
"Then let me show you how to dance," Julien whispered in a low voice into her ear. Penelope gulped.
The lemur put his hands on Penelope's hip.
I'm feeling sexy and free
He moved his hands swinging side from side and Penelope blushed.
Like glitter's raining on me
Her hips moved on their own now.
You like a shot of pure gold
Julien took her hands and lifted them over her head.
I think I'm 'bout to explode
Her hands ripped free, exploding.
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air
Step, step, side, turn.
Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there.
Penelope felt Julien's body right next to her and realxed.
Don't you know...you spin me out of control.
Spinning, facing Julien, feeling his eyes on hers.
Ooh ooh ooh
Jessie and Kowalski grinned at each other as they shook their backsides together.
We can do this all night
Kowaski put his hand on her hips and pulled Jessie close.
Turn this club, skin tight
Jessie put her hands around Kowalski's neck.
Baby come on
They leaned in simultaneously, kissing on the "dancefloor."
Pull me like a bass drum
Jessie grinned, patting Kowalski's head to the beat.
Sparkin' up a rhythm
"Feel the rhytm," she whispered.
Baby, come on!
Kowaslki laughed, and let her go.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Rock my world into the sunlight
Rico and Karenkook were running around, laughing.
Make this dream the best I've ever known
"Ready?" Rico smirked.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
"Ready!" Karenkook laughed.
Take me down like I'm a domino
Every second is a highlight
3, 2, 1.
When we touch don't ever let me go
They pushed the buttons simultanously.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
A moment of silence...
Take me down like I'm a domino
Then the fireworks exploded!
You got me loosing my mind
Skipper smirked at Alex whose face lit up in the fireworks.
My heart beats out of time
She smiled at him and came closer.
I'm seeing Hollywood stars
And closer.
You strike
And pushed him away, making him fall on his butt.
You strike me like a guitar
He struck out his leg, making Alex trip over him and land on his chest.
"Hi," Skipper smirked.
I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air
Blowhole and Candy walked around the couple, holding two glashes of champagne.
Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there
Candy smiled at Blowhole and grabbed his shoulder, pulling him in for a kiss.
Don't you know...you spin me out of control
"Mommy?" 3 kids stared at the kissing couple with wide eyes.
Ooh ooh ooh
We can do this all night
Alexander led Anastasia outside, smiling at her.
Turn this club, skin tight
She smiled back, knowing what would be next.
Baby come on
"Do I need to get the anti-biotic?" she smirked.
Pull me like a bass drum
Alexander grinned at her and ran a talon against her skin.
Sparkin' up a rhythm
It left a bloody streak behind.
Baby, come on!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Rock my world into the sunlight
Inside, Co and Erik were at the DJ's thing... if we had one.
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Together they controlled the music.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Often their hands would touch and Erik would blush and grin, until Co turned to him.
Take me down like I'm a domino
"You know, we'd make a great couple," she said, grinning.
Every second is a highlight
Crazey and Crazen were at it again.
When we touch don't ever let me go
Dance off... they were pretty good, too.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
While Teng was watching Rico, who winked at her.
Take me down like I'm a domino
She winked back, laughing.
Fey grinned into the lenses of the camera.
„And so everyone found their happy ending, cheesy, a bit, I agree," she laughed, the cold air still casting little puffs of air.
„Well," Fey reached out with one hand. „Sometimes endings are just the beginnings for new things."
She smiled and with that, she pushed the red button to end the tape.
And the screen went black.