Spike and the opposite six

chapter 21

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Spike woke up to Fleur doing something to him under the sheets. "F-Fleur?!"

"Mrnn." She said with something in her mouth.

"Please don't speak with your mouth full."

She then popped out from under the sheets. "Good morning lover. So...Gilda's the last one huh?"

"Yeah." he nodded with Other Spike snickering. 'What?'

'At least she doesn't have to worry about anyone staring at her face.'

"I believe in you, but before you get in on with her, will you please give me one more round before going?"

"I can try."

"You don't have to try, I just have to stop orgasming so fast." That's when they pulled the covers over their heads and started making lots of noise.

Later...

"Ah, now I feel refreshed." Said Spike as he dashed to Gilda's home.

'Gilda's been around so many animals, wouldn't be surprised if she went into heat.' Said Other Spike who was adding sugar to his coffee.

'Oh come on, Gilda wouldn't be swayed by something like that. She's tough.'

'I dunno, toughest girls are the gentlest lovers.'

'...that sounds like it may be true.'

'Trust me, when she brings you to her nest, you're gonna be real cozy while getting 'cozy' ' Other Spike giggled.

'Dude, does your dick know no bounds?'

'Does yours?'

'Touche.'

'Yeah, let's think about grabbing Gilda's lion tooshie.'

'You are impossible today.'

'Today? Wow you really were out of it last night.'

'Hey, what happens in the hotel, stays there until I have 'the talk' with my kids.'

'Or will they be 'my' kids after the fight.' smirked Other Spike while Spike himself rolled his eyes.

Spike figured since Gilda is this world's Element of Kindness, she must be living in a cottage in the outskirts of town. He walked down the path to said cottage, but when he got there he just saw a tall tree with no house in sight. "Huh?"

'Dude, she's part bird, look up.'

Spike looked up and saw Gilda in a big nest. "Oh...I knew that."

'No you didn't.'

"Well I know you can shut up now." He then knocked on the tree. "Gilda?"

Silence.

"Guess she's sleeping."

'Go climb up there play Teddy Bear. I did that once and she snuggled me.'

"But I don't know if my claws will hold out."

'If you believe in love, you can do anything.'

'The fuck did you just say?'

'I said, if you believe in lust, you can do anything.'

'Ok now that I can see you saying that.'

'Just do it man.' That's when a panicking bear picked up Spike and climbed the tree.

"Whoa...is this Harry?"

'Nope, Larry. I thought he didn't exist, but then I took a BEAR backhand. Did the same happen to you when you thought your Element of Kindness lied and turned out to be true at the end?'

'I think so.'

When Larry the bear got to Gilda's nest he was panicking so hard he ripped the nest out of the tree and made everyone fall!

'Ah! What is this crazy bear doing!?' Thought Spike before landing on the dirt with a thud. 'Is that normal?!'

'No, Larry never panics. Something really bad must be going on.'

Gilda rubbed her head as she got up. "Okay...who am I killing for ruining my nap?"

"Uh, hey there Gilda."

"Spike? What is the meaning of this?"

"I was gonna visit, but then Larry came for some reason."

"Hold on and let me get down."

The bear jumped down and before Gilda could say anything..."Please Gilda, a grootslang just made a home not too far from here!"

"What?! Why didn't you say so sooner?!"

"Grootslang?" Asked Spike.

"Part snake, part elephant, loves being evil." she replied with a sigh while Spike grimaced.

"That sounds nasty."

"It gets worse, it's number one prey are elephants."

"It eats half of what it is?"

"They were magically pulled apart to create the first snakes and first elephants, but one managed to escape and repopulate. It'll be pretty tough to catch. They're very cunning creatures." she sighed. "Some of the townsfolk went missing because of it."

Spike felt a chill. "Well that won't matter in the long run because I intend to save you all."

"You gonna blast it into next week?" She deadpanned. "It's still an animal you know."

"Nah, I'm gonna show you how independent I am, by catching it in my regular form!" he declared making a pose with Gilda rolling her eyes.

"Just stick close to me." she started walking towards the forest with Spike deflating and followed.

'Wow, and you're gonna rumble with me soon?'

'Oh shut up.'

Later, the 2 ended up finding signs of a violent struggle. Trees snapped, giant dents in the dirt, boulders destroyed.

"Looks like it went this way."

"You know...thinking about it, half elephant, half snake doesn't sound that scary."

"You'll be cuddling me for protection when you have nightmares about it tonight."

"Is it really that scary?"

"You'll know when it opens its mouth."

'Heh, and we were planning on sleeping with her anyways.'

'So true.'

"So...in an effort to stay one step ahead, where should we place the first series of traps?"

"Near the river, it'll come by sooner or later for a drink."

"Gotcha."

Later...they laid down 2 traps at the entrance to the river. A snare and a pitfall. They also prepped a 2nd snare right in front of the 1st just incase.

"There we go."

"It looks pretty impressive, hopefully this'll hold the Grootslang down while I talk to it." Said Gilda.

"You think it'll listen?"

"I dunno, they were literally born evil, if doesn't...we may have to..."

"Wait, you don't mean...that, do you?"

"It's a last resort, make sure it doesn't hurt anyone again."

"Bit isn't that a bit much?"

"It's called tough love, I don't wanna do it, but it'll be my last choice incase I can't think of what to do anymore."

That's when something set off the traps!

"We got something!"

They looked down at the pitfall snare combo trap to see a boulder at the bottom.

"Crap!" Said Gilda.

That's when they heard rope snapping! It was the 2nd snare being cut! They quickly turned to see a huge creature. Serpentine body, spines running down it's back, 2 elephant legs, with an elephant head.

"That's a Grootslang? Not as scary as I thou-" That's when it opened its mouth. The elephant head splitting open, the lower jaw had the tusks and trunk, while the upper jaw had the eyes and ears. It then let out a disturbing roar! "AHHH! I take it back! It's very scary!"

The Grootslang lunged! Spike ducked down before Gilda grabbed him and flew them out of the way. Tons of trees and bushes were pounded flat after it's attack! Gilda flew away as the Grootslang roared.

"Okay, that didn't work, but I do have a good idea of what our next plan should be."

"What?" Asked Spike.

"Can you sniff out diamonds?" Asked Gilda.

"Well I never really tried it before."

"Please try, Even though Grootslangs really love being evil, they have some compulsion to collect diamonds and stash them in their caves."

Spike fell silent when he heard that.

'Duuuuuuuude!'

'I know other me!'

'It's like dragons AND diamond dogs mixed together!'

"So? Think you can sniff out a cave's worth of diamonds?"

"You can count on me!" he smiled before raising his head and started sniffing.

Later...

"Okay, I'm sure this is the Grootslang's cave. I ignored all non-diamond smells, so I wouldn't lead us to any dragon caves."

"Good, it's probably inside trying to rest if it just got done feeding."

"So what's the plan?"

"Breathe fire into the cave, we're gonna flush it out into our next trap, a giant steel cage falling on top of it."

"But what if it just breaks it off?"

"I asked your mom to make add a magic layer to the bars so evil creatures will have to really try of they wanna escape."

"What if good creatures are captured?"

"The magic layer will transform into a key and let us out."

"Ok, but you might wanna stand back."

They stood back with the set trap. Spike walked in and started breathing fire.

'Not bad, your flames are getting bigger, might beat me if the victory ends up in fiery collision kind of situation.'

'Don't talk, I need focus.'

Spike then walked out of the cave.

"What's up?"

"I have a great idea." Spike then grabbed a bunch of branches, ignited them, and then scattered them around. Running back and forth to spread even more fire around the cave.

"Hey, that might work."

The Grootslang saw the fire, and then stuck it's head into a hole and then started shooting water out of it's trunk.

"What the?"

"Dammit! I forgot!"

"Forgot what?"

"Grootslangs are very particular about their caves, they only take caves that have a connection to the ocean."

"Are you kidding me!?"

That's when the Grootslang saw Gilda and Spike and started coming after them!

"Run!"

Gilda cut the ropes, releasing the cage, but the Grootslang lunged backwards and the cage missed! Then it returned to chasing them! Both flew out of there just in time!

"Wow that thing is smart, how are we gonna beat it?"

"I have another plan, but it'll be my last idea before resorting to...that."

"What is it?"

"Well 1st, we're gonna need some bait...I hope Evil Fluttershy doesn't mind helping us out."

"Please tell me you're not gonna let her get eaten."

"I'm not, but I think an evil force meeting another - even though she's on our side - could probably make a friendship blossom."

'She has good point, a negative plus a negative would make a positive.'

"Alright, let's do it."

Later...

"I'm not sure about this!" Panicked Evil Fluttershy.

"Relax, you'll be fine."

The Grootslang then saw her as Spike and Gilda hid in a bush. It growled with the Pegasus gulping. It slithered around her, making Evil Fluttershy even more nervous.

"Hey there big guy...I'm pretty bad, just like you..."

It sniffed Evil Fluttershy for a few seconds before nuzzling her.

She sighed in relief while rubbing it's head.

It then opened its mouth and gave Evil Fluttershy a big long lick.

"Cute, now release the trap!" yelled Gilda making it perk its head up.

They threw an electric net over the Grootslang and Evil Fluttershy, activated the pitfall trap making the Grootslang and Evil Fluttershy fall into it! Then Spike and Gilda flew down and started unleashing a flurry of elephant tranquilizers.

"Don't stop until I say so!"

"Make sure not to hit Evil Fluttershy."

"Uh...right."

"Gilda?"

"Don't worry I won't."

'We gotta talk about her possible bully personality later.'

'Agreed.'

After the Grootslang was out, they got Evil Fluttershy out of the net.

"Phew, that was a close one." Said Evil Fluttershy.

"Alright, now we'll need rope, wooden stakes and a muzzle to hold this thing down when it wakes up."

"Why Gilda?"

"So I can speak to it without it trying to eat me with it's freaky mouth." She remarked while rolling her eyes.

"Yeah...that sounds like it would make sense." Said Spike.

A little later the Grootslang woke up to being tied down and muzzled while Spike ate it's horde of diamonds. It let out a growl and tried thrashing free.

"Oh shut up buddy, you're not gonna get out of there, I had shorty's mom reinforce the binds with magic."

'You won't be called Shorty when she sees what you're packing.'

'Big time.'

"Now...let us talk. I feel like we should take you to the Everfree Forest. Somewhere very deep in the Everfree Forest. I don't wanna send any animal to Tartarus, but I need cooperation with you on one thing."

It growled at her.

"You wanna be that way? Tartarus is the worst place for any creature. You think I wanna do this?"

The Grootslang laid there silent.

"Well?"

It then replied with a few low growls saying something only Gilda was able to understand.

"What I want is for you to stop attacking hikers."

It then replied with why.

"Why? Because you're gonna be killed by Shorty's mom, and trust me, I had to really convince her to spare your life." she pointed to Spike who gave a small wave.

It growled asking what's so scary about a dragon.

"He's the adopted son of Solar Flare?"

It then tensed up, thinking about how scary Solar Flare is.

"So, you wanna be relocated the easy way or the hard way?"

It then growled how he can be sure Spike is Solar Flare's son.

"Spike, get your mom here."

"But...she's busy..."

"Just do it."

"Okay fine...mom?"

And then like that, Solar Flare appeared.

"Yes Spike? You called?"

That's when the Grootslang started panicking and struggling harder.

"We just needed your help relocating this thing."

"A Grootslang? No problem." She then used her magic and warped it away.

"You sent it to a very deep area in Everfree, right?"

"Why yes, don't worry Gilda." she smiled. "Now you two can continue with your date."

"But...we didn't go on one..." Said Spike while Gilda blushed.

"I dunno about that, ever since Gilda was picked for the Element of Kindness. Her connection to animals has caused her body to..."

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't make it easy for him." she spoke up with a cough. "Uh hey Spike, why don't we go off and have a bite at my place?"

"Ooooooh!" Went Solar Flare, Evil Fluttershy and Other Spike.

"S-Sure."

'I think mom was about to tell us Gilda goes into heat, it's cute how she tries cover it up.' Said Other Spike as he climbed onto Gilda's back.

"So Evil Fluttershy...you doing anything?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"I have a social experiment I wanna try that includes you, your friends and a whole lotta hopeless romantics."

"Oh dear."

"Don't worry, I made sure no creeps would touch you girls."

"Really?"

"Really, but...this won't be regular speed dating, more like speed mating."

Evil Fluttershy's eyes widened, but already knew she couldn't run from Solar Flare.

Later with Spike and Gilda. We see Spike sitting at a table while Gilda made dinner.

'Wonder what she's making for me.'

'Whatever it is, I know what you'll be making for her in bed.'

'Yeah, I just gotta remember to keep any gems out or she'll hurt her beak.'

'I wasn't talking about breakfast in bed.'

'Oh I know, I just wanted to make you look stupid.'

"Dinner's ready." Gilda called.

"Sweet, I'm starved."

She walked in with 2 plates of food. "Here yah go, a juicy medium well steak with some leftover diamonds from the Grootslang hunt."

'Oh right, she's a mix of 2 meat eaters.' Spike forgot about.

"Thanks."

'You gonna eat?'

'Yeah, I mean I haven't eaten meat but it should be fine if I'm naturally a predator right?' he thought before biting into the meal. Spike's eyes widened when he tasted the meat. In no time he finished it all up with a sigh of relief making Gilda blink.

"Whoa..."

"Uh...never had meat before?"

"What? They should've been feeding you meat where you live, it's not good for a carnivore to not devour flesh."

"Well I DID live around ponies."

"This is unacceptable. After I finish eating, you're getting seconds."

'Aww yeah, we may be awesome at cooking, but there's something that feels good about a cute girl cooking for us.'

'I'll say.'

Later...we see Gilda coming out with a plate of even more meat. "Here you go, I say start off with the sausages, the chain of meat right here."

"They smell delicious."

"Well what are you doing sitting there? Eat up."

Spike obliged and sucked up the sausages. "So good. What next?"

"The baby back ribs, and here, some napkins, you're gonna get barbeque sauce all over your face."

"Hey, I know how to keep myself clean." Spike picked the rack of ribs clean, then wiped his face.

'Should've let her wipe your face, you 2 would've been looking into each other's eyes.'

'Aw-man, next time.'

"Alright, now have a taste of this. Lechon Kawali."

"Lech-what?"

"Fried pork with crunchy fat." She said, taking a piece and eating it. Giving Spike listen of the crunching. "It may be greasy, but then again, that's what happens when cooking pork."

Spike took a piece and put it into his mouth. Chewing the meat and crunching up the fat. "That's very good."

"I got the recipe from some land overseas, they have so much good food, Lightning Dust had to hold me back before I got fat."

Both laughed at that. Eventually, Spike finished all the food.

"I never knew meat was so good."

"Thanks."

"So what now?" Asked Spike.

"Now I can tell you what your mom was about to tell you." she smirked before flipping the table to the side and moved over to him.

"Whoa!"

"Ever since I was chosen for the Element of Kindness, my connection to the animals has caused me to be constantly horny. Good thing I met my mate in the middle of mating season."

"Mating season? But isn't that the worst time to have sex? Oh wait, nevermind, since you're part bird, you'll lay eggs."

"True, but I won't turn 'em into breakfast after. I wanna have a big family with you shorty." she grinned while licking her beak with Spike blushing.

'Welp, we've fucked them all except Trixie, who's making her cooch the grand prize.' Said Other Spike as Spike was carried off.