Hey Bill! I know I've been a liitle...weird, BUT, what if, I, somehow made doritos not exist anymore, bananas too, destroy the satellite that gives everyone internet (because internet is everything to some people), joined the dark side, (very reluctantly) shared my awesomely awesome cookies of awesomeness, let everyone know that I really AM insane, wrote the scariest book ever that made everyone afraid of everything (yes, even kittens), snuck into a nuclear bomb area thingy and set off most of the bombs and sent the rest to Russia, did a whole bunch of sadistic stuff, and finally ended this sentence?
I also got one question... oh wait, I forgot what it was. Just gonna make one up... what is your... favorite animal? (Ya know on your a.m.a [ask me anything] someone asked the length of your sides and you replied that it was a sick question and then said pervert. Yet, when I asked if you were equilateral or isosceles, you actually answered. Why is that?)
Not really the nicest person you'll meet,
~Frostshard
If you made Doritos and bananas not exist you're going on my list to help out during my rain! And if you destroyed the satellite the world would be hectic! Especially my 'friend' over here, to be honest she would give in and just resort to insanity if she didn't have internet. So… destroy it! Insanity is your best friend ok, don't forget that! Ending sentences is a crime!
All of the animals are useless. I'm feeling open today and besides, the world is about to end so you might as well know!
~Bill Cipher~