"Okay," Jaune said. "What are we doing?"

"You didn't hear me talking to Yang when we left Let's Play?" Ruby asked.

"The rest of us came here after the heist." Blake said.

"We're doing the Deadpool Red Band Trailer." Ruby sighed.

"We have permission, right?" Ren asked. "I don't wanna get sued."

"Firstly, you wouldn't get sued," Blake said. "Ruby and Weiss would. And secondly, I don't know if we need permission."

"That doesn't matter." Weiss said.

"Play it!" Ruby yelled.

Woman that I once knew the name of: I love you Wade Wilson

Ryan Reynolds and that one woman appear, cuddling— hugging affectionately.

Lady: We can fight this.

Hand holding. X-Ray with red spots.

Wade: You're right. The cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain.

"That's deadly." Blake said.

Wade smiles in a military uniform.

Wade: All things I can live without.

"You can't." Yang said.

Wade sits in dark room with a hoodie on.

Weapon X Dude: What if I told you we can make you better?

"Obvious bad guy, is obvious." Ruby said.

The same dude appears on screen. Wade walks through strip club. Now he's in an alley.

Dude: You're a fighter. We can give you abilities, most men only dream of.

Wade is being wheeled on a stretcher.

Dude: Make you... A superhero.

"Goddamnit." Jaune said.

Deadpool silhouette.

Back to you, Wade.

Wade: Promise you'll do right by me, so that I can do right by someone else.

"Aww." Pyrrha said.

They begin to wheel him away.

Wade: And don't make the super suit green! Or animated!

"Ha," Nora said. "Green Lantern jab."

Gut punch, head dunking.

Posh Spice: One thing that never survives the operation, is his sense of humor.

More torture.

Wade: Yeah, we'll see about that, Posh Spice.

"Posh spice?" Ren asked.

Posh Spice walks away.

Wade: Oh come on! You're gonna leave me here all alone with Less Angry Rosie O'Donnel?

"Who's that?" Ruby asked.

"A comedian." Yang said.

Less Angry Rosie O'Donnel punches him

EXPLOSION!

MARVEL.

Music I don't recognize! Deadpool singing along on a bridge drawing a pretty picture... OF MURDER. He looks up, then jumps in the sunroof of a car, takes out all the thugs, the car flips. More goons surround it. Window rolls down.

Deadpool: Wait! You're probably wondering "Why the red suit?" It's so bad guys can't see me bleed.

"Now we know." Weiss said. "Now we know why Ruby wears red."

Deadpool: That guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.

They all laughed.

Jumps out and gets a fucking headshot. Then three more.

Deadpool: Daddy needs to express some rage.

Shoots at... Something.

Music. Deadpool title card.

Motorcycle machine gun shoots Deadpool in the arm.

Deadpool: Mother-fucker!

Looks through bullet wound.

"Damn." Pyrrha said.

Knives vs Katanas

Deadpool: UUH!

Title Card: With Great Power

"Comes great responsibility!" Jaune added.

Dead pool in room of dead bodies. Punches somebody.

Weasel gets lifted by the throat.

Dead pool hits a guy with a Fire extinguisher, then slams him through a support beam.

Title Card: Comes Great Irresponsibility.

"Oh."

Strip club.

Wade fucks his girl.

Colossus throws Deadpool into a car.

"Colossus?" Ruby asked.

Teenage something something watches

Deadpool: It reeks of old lady pants in here.

Blind Al: Sounds like you have a Dick in your mouth.

"Wow." Weiss said. "Lovely."

Deadpool leaves.

Wade takes his hood off in front of Weasel.

Weasel: Motherfucker, you are hard to look at.

Wade: Like a testicle with teeth.

"Yep." Yang said.

Weasel: You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.

"Yep." Nora said.

Wade: Exactly.

Deadpool draws his swords, and fights Posh Spice.

Getting shot at, wall jumps stabs. Double stab. Aerobatic headshot. Breaths in gun smoke.

Dead pool: I am touching myself tonight.

"Like Jaune?" Yang asked.

"Yes." Jaune said.

Title card: Deadpool.

Weasel: You are haunting! You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.

"Yep." Pyrrha said.

Wade: Thank you!

"...for coming to our awesome panel." Ruby said, they all got up and left.