Yeah, I've been off because I had to study. I apologize. I blame my mom.

ANYWAY, I'm updating all my stories as soon as possible. And just before I was kicked off for a month, I got a glee-Harry Potter crossover almost finished just before my hiatus, so, yeah. That will be posted soon.


Blaine Anderson: There is not enough cold water in the world for the amount of cold showers I need to take. D:

Wes Harris: You earned it, old chum.

Blaine Anderson: Geez, thanks for the helpful advice, Wes. :/

Kurt Hummel: You know, its only been 48 hours...

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Blaine Anderson: Wat? T.T

Wes Harris: He's right, actually. You may have a problem Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: I do not have a problem! ):

Puck Puckerman: Even I'm not that bad, dude.

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Mercedes Jones: Has anyone seen Pirates of the Carribean 4? C:

Kurt Hummel: I have! (:

Mercedes Jones: How was it?

Kurt Hummel: Brilliant. Johnny Depp was unbelievably sexy.

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Mercedes Jones: As always, boo. But what about the plot? :)

Kurt Hummel: Um...

Mercedes Jones: You were just focusing on Johnny Depp, weren't you?

Kurt Hummel: :D


Finn Hudson: Britain's got Talent is the best thing ever.

Puck Puckerman: Not better than America's got Talnet.

Finn Hudson: Nuh-uh. Way better.

Puck Puckerman: Got it recorded?

Finn Hudson: Yep.

Puck Puckerman: I'm coming over. Deal with it. :P


Puck Puckerman: Gay and Alan. For The Win!

Mike Chang: Huh?

Puck Puckerman: Get your ass over to the Hudmels. And bring Artie, Sam, Wes, David and Blaine.

Mike Chang: Okay! (:

Puck Puckerman: Wait, Blaines already here.


Mike Chang: Gay and Alan are the best thing since sliced bread!

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Kurt Hummel: It was brilliant. :3

Puck Puckerman: It was so awesome. :D

Finn Hudson: Class act. :P

Rachel Berry: Umm... I don't get it...?

David Davidson: http :/www .youtube .com/ watch?v= 0p3e1GxxxOs

Rachel Berry: What. Is. That. D:

Artie Abrams: Don't be hatin'.

Wes Harris: Dya think I could do that with different sized gavels?


Puck Puckerman uploaded a video.

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Santana Lopez: Lol, when did you film this?

Puck Puckerman: An hour ago. Blaine was outside Kurts door just trying to get Kurt to hug him. Or hold his hand. Or poke his face.

Blaine Anderson: He hasn't touched me in 60 hours! D:

Kurt Hummel: You know, if you had just apologized for uploading the embarrassing pictures...

Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry! Oh my god, words cannot express how sorry I am! Please, forgive me, O awesome Kurt!

Kurt Hummel: In person. Don't say sorry on facebook. :P


Blaine Anderson: Ice cream dates are the best. :3

Puck Puckerman: Better than handjobs-in-the-back-of-the-cinema-dates?

Blaine Anderson: Yes.

Puck Puckerman: Liar.

Blaine Anderson: I know. :P


Mike Chang: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sam Evans: Lemons.

Puck Puckerman: Hookers.

Finn Hudson: Football.

Santana Lopez: Scissoring.

Blaine Anderson: Hogwarts.

Rachel Berry: Broadway.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Bread-slicer.


Brittany Pierce: New episode of Fondue For Two tonight. :)

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Santana Lopez: Who's on?

Brittany Pierce: Blaine Dolphin. :)

Quinn Fabray: This is going to be interesting... :P


Puck Puckerman: Best moment on Fondue For Two? xD

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Santana Lopez: "So... lace panties, or leather?"

Artie Abrams: "Ever have sex in school?"

Tina Cohen-Chang: "Handjobs or blowjobs?"

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Mike Chang: "Does Kurt still taste like vanilla and rainbow?"

Mercedes Jones: "Best flavour of condoms?"

Quinn Fabray: "So... how do dolphins have sex?"

Brittany Pierce: Blaine didn't answer those. :(

Finn Hudson: I wonder why, Britt. :P

Blaine Anderson: Lace, frequently, blow, yes, cherry, ask Kurt. He has experience in that. ;)

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Santana Lopez Wanky wanky. ;D