Ok so this story is slowly coming to an end. BUT I am going to make it lead into the grownup version of Puck and Quinn. I would love it if you guys could send me ideas/ a name. I have the first chapter written, but I have to make a few changes. So it should be up soon…

And I didn't put bubbie in this one, but maybe she will come back.

I DO NOT OWN GLEE!

"I eat ocean!" Beth said loudly.

"What?" Artie whispered to me.

"I have yet to learn the new language of Beth, it tends to change from day to day," I explained, "What ocean hunny?"

"This!" She chugged her juice box and looked at me.

"Oh so your juice is the ocean?" I asked.

She collected her garbage and threw it out, "Yep!"

"You should really start writing what she says down! You could make millions!" Artie said.

"You should start writing what Brittany says down," Finn said from the couch in the living room.

"This is true," Artie said, wheeling himself into the living room.

"What else has Beth told you that makes no sense?" Finn asked me as I handed him and Artie cans of soda.

I sat on the chair next to the couch, "Well the other night she woke us up and said that she had a peanut butter nightmare."

"And that would be?" Finn asked.

"She told me she was trapped in a peanut butter jar," I said with a shrug. "Then when she came home for preschool she said that she hit her face on an airport and some kid bit her feelings."

"She's turning into a mini Brittany!" Santana said as her and Quinn walked into the house.

Beth came flying down the hallway and jumped right into Santana's arms. She said, "Guess what! I drank the ocean!"

"Well that is just…great Beth," Quinn said slowly, Santana put her down and she went running back down the hallway.

"You're feeding your daughter the ocean now?" Santana asked me.

"Ha ha ha. No her juice box was blue, so I guess that's what she meant by the ocean," I said.

"Puck was just telling us some things Beth has said to them," Artie explained.

"What about the one with the raccoon?" Quinn said as she walked into the kitchen.

"Raccoons?" Santana asked.

"Yes raccoons," Quinn said.

Before we could explain, Beth ran out of her room and said, "See, I love all raccoons!" She grabbed her baby doll and went back into her room.

"Are you sure this isn't Brittany's child?" Finn asked.

Jokingly I said, "I think we should get her tested."

Quinn agreed, "Maybe."

…

That night we had Artie, Finn and Santana stay for dinner. And Beth would not stop talking. "At the candy house after our shot, there was mermaids all over the bathroom. Even a tiger mermaid! And then I say a bird and it was fighting babies!"

"How interesting," Finn said. We all laughed.

"What else was in your dream babe?" I asked Beth.

"Well," She said, wiping her face with her napkin, "Well I was Scarlet Macaw."

"Oh," Santana said. We never really understood what Beth said. I gave up trying to understand.

"Oh! Do you know daddy has a tail?" Beth asked.

Everyone looked at me. I turned to Beth, "I told you it was our little secret!"

Beth looked at me, "NOW I WON'T GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"

Everyone was trying to hold his or her laughs in. "You told Gabe didn't you?"

"Yeah," Beth said.

"And I'm still here aren't I?"

"Oh thank God daddy!" Beth said putting her hand to her heart like Quinn does when I scare the crap out of her. This time we all burst out laughing.

Quinn stood up, "I think it's time for bed!" She picked up Beth and disappeared into her room.

"That," Santana said wiping her tears from her eyes, "Was the single most funniest thing I have seen in a very long time. Did she pick that up from Quinn?"

"Yep," I said.

…..

I took everyone's advice and started writing down what Beth said. Like one day we were in the supermarket, and I was picking up those little boxes of raisins and with a completely straight face, Beth turned to me and said, "Raisins are psychotic!" Or we were walking in the park and Beth told Rachael and Finn that she would forever be a duck.

But the funniest things were said when she was with Brittany. Brittany and Santana were over our house one day. Santana and I stood watching Beth and Brittany play Barbies. Brittany said to Beth, "I'm pretty sure my cat has been reading my diary."

Beth gasped, "You should talk to him about it!"

"I try but he just tells me no!"

"So just try and catch him in the act! Like I always try and catch mommy and daddy in the act of ordering a baby from the stork." Santana snorted and I choked on my soda.

Santana whispered in my ear, "Please tell me you guys have sex when she's not home."

"We do don't worry," I said.

"Good," Santana said.

"You know I dream in bacon!" Brittany said.

Beth put her Barbie on the horse and made it gallop in a circle. "I had a dream I was stuck inside my puppy, it's very dark in there." I quickly wrote that one down.

Brittany changed her doll into a swimsuit and said, "Let's swim to an unknown island."

"She has to be Brittany's child," I said to Santana.

"Let's hope she isn't like Brittany when she gets older," Santana said.