Last week was my birthday and this week was finals so I didn't have time to write this story. I am sorry, so here's the update for this week. I might not be able to update next week either because next week I will be in NY. Sorry all.

This chapter brought to you by: Early finals...enough said.

Perverts to the rescue!

Akatsuki base before the attack on Konoha (because I felt like being nice and telling you what happened)

"Leader we must hurry back to Konoha so that Akira is not killed in the battle, we can not take a mission right now."

"You will accept this mission. I still do not trust that Akira is good enough to be a part of this organization so this will be her final test. If she can remain alive afterwards then she will be a full member and I will stop testing her. If not she will be dead so I won't have to worry about her anymore."

"You were the one that wanted to make her a member, she wanted to be a cook." Itachi pointed out to the leader. Thank you Itachi.

"I would have let her be a cook except for the fact that she knew things. It pisses me off that I do not know why she knows things or how."

"So basically you are testing her because you are annoyed because you can't figure out how she knows things?" Kisame asked since Itachi was too busy trying to glare a hole in the leader's head.

"Why are you both still here. You should not be questioning my orders, yyou should be out there doing them." The leader said angry.

"Yes leader." Kisame said leading the pissed off Uchiha out of the room.

"Hey Itachi Kisame, where's Akira?" Hidan asked noticing the lack of Akira.

"She is being tested by the leader again. We left her in Konoha." Kisame explained as Itachi continued walking to his room, completely ignoring Hidan's presence.

"What?"

"Yeah, Itachi is pissed."

"I noticed." Hidan remarked hearing the Uchiha slam his door even though they were far away from it.

Back in Konoha

"We have found evidence that Akira no family name is not a member of sound. In fact we have found the missing letters stating that there was only supposed to be one sound team in the exams." said a faint voice that I could barely here through the thin wall of the waiting room where they stuck me, tied to a chair, with like four ANBU guard people.

"So where is she from?"

"Did she know about the attack before hand?"

"There is also another factor we have to consider."

"What is that?"

"Where the note the Hokage received before the attack was from."

"If it was from her then she muse be on our side, since she was warning the Hokage about the attack."

"According to Sasuke she had a chance to leave with the sand ninja, and not be captured, but she chose not to."

"So she is not from sound and not from suna either."

"Kakashi has also given a report. It seems that she does know Orochimaru but was also running from him. He also stated that she seemed to have been a slave there at one time." Thank you Kakashi.

"Perhaps it is a case of an escaped slave."

"Then why did she enter the chunin exams?"

"Is also seemed oddly close to the sand's demon Gaara."

"What do you think we should do Jiraya?"

"I think we should see if it was her who left the Hokage a note."

"If it her was then I will offer to look after her." I might have just been saved by that super pervert.

The worst thing about being captured by a some ninja is that they lock you up in a room. This room is not interesting at all. It is the most boring room I have ever been in. there are no stains to stare at, no cracks in the wall, and no discoloring of any kind anywhere.

I heard them say something about testing me or something so that they could see if I was the one who left the Hokage the note, but no they forgot about me or something since I was taken to another, more boring room, instead.

"Write on this piece of paper." An unknown ANBU member with a mask on said handing me some paper. Where the crap did he come from?

"Write what?" I ask inspecting the paper to see if it is magical truth paper or something.

"Anything. Make sure that you write enough so that we can analyze your handwriting."

"Oh okay, here I was thinking that it was magic truth paper."

"It would be nice if we had that."

"Wouldn't it." I said beginning to write on the paper to prove my innocence and avoid death.

This time they decided to bring me into the room while they decided my fate, how nice of them.

"Akira why did you warn the Hokage about the attack?" A old council member guy asked.

"I didn't want him to die, but he did anyway. Such a waste." I said thinking about how I could have slept instead of leave the note.

"How did you know about the attack?"

"I overheard Orochimaru and Kabuto's secret bathroom meeting."

"Bathroom meeting?"

"Yes, for some reason the two of them decided to discuss their evil plans in the men's bathroom during the preliminaries."

"Why were you in the men's bathroom?"

"It was closer."

"What?" An old female asked sounding oddly outraged that I had been using the men's room.

"It was eight steps farther away."

"Back to the issue at hand...Were you a sound ninja?"

"No. My team and I merely wore sound forehead protectors. In fact I am not a ninja at all."

"Why were you taking the Chunin Exams then?"

"I was just doing what I was told."

"By who."

"I'd prefer not to be killed so I am not going to answer that but I can say that we were not here to participate in the battle. In fact we weren't here to fight at all."

"How do we know you are not a ninja?"

"Well for one I have no chakra."

"Neither does Lee."

"Second reason I have no coordination, I walked into a wall on the way here." I said remembering that rude wall that got in my way. It came out of nowhere I swear.

"Is this true?"

"Yes." One of my ANBU escort informed them.

"What is your relationship with Orochimaru?"

"I was one of his subordinates' slaves for a while."

"How did you stop being his slave."

"I was saved by my teammate 'It'."

"Where are your teammates?"

"I haven't the faintest idea. I believe that they left me here to die." I said surprising myself by saying my fears out loud in such a factual manner.

"How did you get the note on the Hokage's hat?"

"I came into the office and taped it on the hat."

"How did you get in?"

"I went through the basement."

"There is an ANBU between there and the Hokage's office, how did you get past him?"

"That I don't know, do you know ANBU people?" I asked looking at the small group of ANBU.

"The one who was patrolling there that night is blind so he relies on chakra sensing to find intruders. Unless they have absolutely no visible chakra he can find them."

"So Lee and Akira would have no trouble?"

"No Lee has some chakra, its just not accessible. Akira however has none whatsoever she might as well be a rock."

"I want to be a rock." I blurted out before I could stop myself. Not that I usually stop myself. Maybe I was out of practice stopping myself. That must be why I blurted some strange thing in the middle of my sentencing, not because I am crazy.

The council members, and ANBU (since I have magical I know what your facial expression is behind the mask powers) stared at me strangely for a few minutes. Luckily the awkward staring was ended when Jiraya burst into the room and demanded to know what my sentence was. Thank you again pervert.

"We have decided to take you up on your offer. From now on you, Akira, will be under the watch of Jiraya. If he goes you go."

"What if he goes to a hot spring?" I ask remembering when I first met his voice. Well I didn't actually meet him, so when I met his voice seemed logical.

"Then you go too."

"But he's a super pervert."

"Would you rather die?"

"Hmm pervert or death, pervert or death?" I said weighing my options.

"I was actually thinking about going on a trip with Naruto to find Tsunade." Jiraya informed me hoping to tip the balance in the favor of pervert.

"Hmm Tsunade and Naruto...fine pervert it is. But if we do go to a hot spring I am using the girls side." I informed the council crossing my arms and glaring, which I have been told looks like a kicked puppy look. Apparently I fail at glaring. (could be because I am not actually angry but happy since...not dead!)

Jiraya took me with him to get Naruto so that we could tell him about our magical quest. We found him in the strangest place ever, the Ramen (capitalized because of flavor) stand. Sarcasm, Sarcasm, Sarcasm.

"Nice Lady, you're alive!" Naruto shouted excitedly at me.

"So are you!" I shouted back hugging him because I can.

"Akira is going to join us on our mission."

"A mission! What is it?"

"We are going to find Tsunade and convince her to become the next Hokage." Jiraya informed him.

"Why do I have to go on that mission?" Naruto whined.

"I will teach you a cool technique." Jiraya bribed.

"Okay, when do we leave?"

"Tomorrow."

The next day I was waiting with Jiraya for Naruto to come. I was zoning out and Jiraya was also, but his was more perverted and I had a feeling it involved me since he was zoning off in my general direction. I suddenly remembered something.

"Jiraya do you remember when we first met?" I asked sweetly.

"Yes." He said beginning to go into perverted fantasies, ew.

"Well then I owe you this." I said right when Naruto came to join us. Then I kicked Jiraya in the shins and hit him in the back of the head. I held out my arm and asked, "Where's my dinner or lunch?"

In response Naruto laughed hysterically and Jiraya stared at me shocked for a bit then said, "I will buy you dinner later."

"Okay." I said brightly smiling at him.

"Let's get going we are already behind schedule." Jiraya said, I think he was pouting.

"Yes, because we must keep our schedule to meet up with a person who we don't know where they are and they don't know we are coming."

"Yes." Jiraya said beginning to walk in his happy pervert way out of the gate of Konoha and onto the road.

While I was leaving Konoha:

"Hello Kakashi." Itachi said meeting Kakashi by some random lake.

"Uchiha Itachi."

So now everyone knows why Itachi and Kisame are not there, but they are coming! Evil leader trying to get Akira killed, it's like he's an evil criminal or something. Poor Akira is stuck with the super pervert and Naruto...

Preview from next chapter: Not Dead!

"Why are you telling me this?" I asked nervously since that sounded like my clan.

"Because you have their clan mark on your back."

"So that's the name of my clan."

"What happened to your family?" Jiraya asked intrigued. "Were they murdered?"

"It was a mass suicide.