Once we arrive at the destination Ulquiorra was kind enough to give me I search the environment noticing there were books pile in one side of the table. I stroll over and browse noticing that they range from Sadomasochism, STD's or The Human Anatomy.
"What is this?''Apacci cried looking at a box of tampons that had a label for me.
"Courtesy of Gin oh and he left you some playgirl magazines" Mila Rose giggle and made a pile for me then for them. I notice that I had more things than the other three.
"Hey! What do you say we look into what Gin wrote?"Apacci snag my stack of letters and race into the kitchen. We ran after her to see what she was doing. I snag her arm telling her I swore not to open it.
"Besides you have to rip it open and that is a dead giveaway to whomever he wants it to read that it's been screen" Sung Sun pointed out.
"Here let me show you how it's done"Apacci pick up the first letter and hover it over a lit fire in the stove. I watch wondering why she was doing that. Was she about to burn it? I then realize she was using the smoke to open the letter without tearing it or creasing it. Apacci skim the letter then scowl.
"Shit you better read it"Apacci handed the letter to Mila Rose who look amuse and read it out loud.
"Dear talk show host my best friend who I will call Mr. Blue likes a Ms. Red but won't go out with her since he is afraid taking over the world will interfere with his love life what should I do to help him?" Mila Rose looks at me as if she knew what I was going to ask.
"Oh p.s. Tia if you are reading this please copy this part down without the p.s. since I know you will be reading this. I am sorry I had to go on TV to air your laundry but Aizen-sama has his honor and you have yours chow Gin" Mila Rose look up from the last part. Apacci reach for a clean sheet of paper and handed it to me so I would write the letter over.
"I didn't open it though" I whine rewriting what he had wrote. Sung Sun played classical music in the background.
"Oh hell no!"Apacci scream running to the boom box.
"What the fuck? Beethoven, Only Girl in the world, Garbage, S and M, Bruno Mars..." Apacci flip through the pile of songs that were left for our use. Personally I like a little hip hop.
"Play some rap "Mila Rose appear and join her in taking over the boom box.
"Why the hell should I?'Apacci asked taking out the song she wanted.
"There is only one radio so scoot "Mila Rose shoves her holding a copy of Eminem. I sigh and cross my arms (after completing my task) and look to Sung Sun.
"They're so in mature"Sung Sun spoke with her mouth cover. I turn to her and asked her if she mind running out and mailing the letters. Sung Sun was more than happy to and dash off leaving the other two to fight for control.
Maybe we should flip a coin or something I thought but doubted it would work.
Soul Society
"I like to request that I be allow to go to the world of the living"Byakuya bow before the head captain secretly he wanted to spy on Rukia making sure she was in good care after all he did not trust the boy to keep his hands off of her or endanger her which he was notorious for.
"You may linger but in secret for no one is to know about this not even your second in command" Yamamoto order and sent him out. Byakuya shonido to the office where he had his traveling things pack. Just then a knock came on the door. Byakuya look over his shoulder and answer with a come in.
Zaraki appear with a grin huge for a man who has not fought a good battle lately. Byakuya scowl at him then reach for his money.
"Heard you were going to the living" Zaraki announce as loud as he could. Byakuya stiffen now how did he know about that?
"What I do is no concern of yours" Byakuya hiss sticking his nose up at him. Zaraki grin at him then continue blocking his path.
"I would like a vacation too you know get out and maybe get some pon tang" Zaraki wink at the high born lady in front of him.
"Let me by" Byakuya hiss reaching for his sword not caring he had his other hand full with luggage.
"Don't cop an attitude with me I am just saying I've been allow to travel" Zaraki hit him hard with the news he on purposely kept from him.
"What!"Byakuya drop his luggage and look at him like he was bull shitting him but he wasn't.
Tia Side
"You won't believe what I saw!"Sung Sun flew in like a bird on a bug. I sat with my coffee in my mouth suspended as she ran up to me and began rambling on about how she saw two shinigami enter the living in disguise.
"How do you know?"Apacci sounded un persuaded.
"I saw a really tall guy and he match the description we have" Sung Sun whip out a photo graph of all the captains that ever serve with Aizen.
"Oh that makes sense"Apacci learn to agree with whatever she said.
"Where is mine?"Mila Rose looks at the photo then in her pile of stuff.
"We should tell Gin at once" I got up and made my way to the giant TV having read that it link to Szayel lab.
"Get Gin please" I order a low bred fraccion who answer my call. I watch as he scampers off. I began to lose patience but he soon appear with Szayel and Gin by his side.
"We have a shinigami roaming around the living" I spoke but Sung Sun cut me off
"There is two of them the other one is a sixth squad captain" Sung Sun look up from her photo.
"Oh well that is easy you split up and watch them "Gin wave at me and walk away.
"To do what may I ask?"I asked looking at Szayel who linger.
"You should pry info from them and see if you can use any for our upcoming scheme"Szayel offer. I nodded and turn to Sung Sun.
"We will split up''I announce drawing up a plan.
Byakuya side
"Get me a girl with huge tits and a small ass" Zaraki was saying to Byakuya. They had just step through the Urahara's shop and paid him to be quiet so they would not be expose. Byakuya ponder over why he had to suffer with this sick tease of Zaraki. They made their way to the street looking for a hotel.
"From the looks of it you could use some ass too"Zaraki noted like it was his concern.
"No thank you"Byakuya furrow his brow and look for a bystander to ask where he could find a five star hotel if possible he spotted a girl who look timid walking to a mail box.
"Oh come on! I know you must be dying for some! How long has it been?"Zaraki watch his gaze and look at the girl. Sure she was petite but he took it Byakuya had a thing for those. Byakuya ignore him and focus on getting across the street without getting run over.
"You must want some badly"Zaraki watch following him without a worry if he got hit. Byakuya shot at him with a none of your damn business retort.
"I am sure little Rukia will be just fine" Zaraki mention her and look to see if he had any effect on him. By now he had reach her and ask her where he could find the hotel. The girl blush and drop her letter apologizing and cover her mouth with her bare hand. Byakuya bent down and retrieve one of the many letters she mail off in the mailbox. After they talk for a few she left in a haste leaving them behind to watch.
"Did you get her phone number?"Zaraki asked with his arms cross.
"No"Byakuya rounded on him and drop his luggage for him to carry.
"So like how long has it been since you buried the weasel?"Zaraki asked again this time he knew he had his full attention.
"I believe in holy matrimony" Byakuya began but Zaraki cut him off
"Save it! If you want me to rephrase it then find how long has it been since your old lady pass?"Zaraki worded a little trying to get the stiff guy to loosen up.
"It's been well over a century now"Byakuya pause and look at the sky. Once they located a hotel Zaraki insisted he was going out and left sensing he was annoying Byakuya with his comments.