Angel: WE HAVE A QUESTION!
Bakura: Yaaay.
Angel: Let's get right to it then! This one is from bakura365: If you both would make-out, I'll change my name to Steve, give you ALL THREE Egyptian God cards, kill Yugi, and 5 more things of whatever you guys want. Oh and five requests for each of you. Oh! I'll also get every millennium item and give then to you if you want them. If you dont I have a couple of hentai pics my sister had of you too...
Bakura: ...
Angel: Fangirls can be intimidating.
Marik: Yes.
Bakura: So what she's saying is: If I make out with Marik, she'll change her name to Steve, give me-
Marik: Us.
Bakura: -the god cards, Kill Yugi, and do 5 requests from us, and if I don't, she'll show everyone hentai pictures of us?
Angel: Pretty much.
Bakura: That's...
Angel: Epic? Creepy? Fangirly? Stalkerish?
Bakura: One of those.
Angel: So you gonna do it?
Bakura: No.
Angel: Prepare the hentai.
Bakura: I hate people.
Angel: Okay, if you're just going to keep denying that you want to make out with Marik, I'll ask the next question, from Eponine: Marik: why did you swear vengeance on the pharaoh? I mean, why not blame like...your crappy family? Huh? Just saying'.
Marik: Well... um... uhh... You see... um... I really don't know.
Angel: Well then. Okay, here's what Knight says: So I still get that kiss...?
Bakura: NO KISS.
Angel: Come ON! I frickin tied him to a chair! Do you have any idea how long that took? And I had to send someone to the Big Y to get the whipped cream. And getting his shirt off was no picnic either. I had to cut it off. Actually, I didn't, but some guy did.
Bakura: Who?
Angel: Ryou.
Bakura: You let him out of his cage?
Angel: Shut up.
Bakura: Did you remember to feed him?
Marik: Why do you care so much?
Angel: HA!
Marik: Ha what?
Angel: I knew that you loved Bakura!
Marik: I never said that!
Angel: You were jealous of Ryou!
Marik: No I wasn't!
Angel: Suuuure. So anyway, how 'bout that kiss, Bakuku?
Bakura: Don't call me that.
Marik: But I-
Bakura: Shut up. Now.
Angel: Soooooo, how 'bout it?
Bakura: No.
Angel: So I guess I'll just ask her to send me the pictures so I can show every-
Bakura: FINE.
Angel: So there ARE pictures! I knew it!
Bakura: N-no there's not!
Angel: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!
Bakura: I never said there was!
Angel: you kinda just did.
Author's notes:
Don't worry, I'll get them to kiss, at least. I promise.
In other news...
No, actually. That's about it.
You can send your questions and shiz now.
I'm hungry.