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Chapter 21

The next month passed by with ease. The two couples that stayed with us didn't have much contact with us. Their attention seemed to be towards the mountain. I didn't understand why they couldn't just climb the god damn thing. It seemed as if the girls only wanted daytime hiking and the guys wanted to camp. Either way it didn't bother me…it wasn't my business. As we were helping them leave the next two couples checked in.

"Alright guys…if you experience disturbances please inform us." Edward said as Jasper grabbed room keys…we had just finished cleaning the rooms out.

"Yeah yeah we know the drill." The man brushed him off.

"stupid fuck!" Emmett mumbled. The men grabbed their things and walked away. The women followed.

"what retard…bet he's the first one running out the door when shit goes down!" Emmett laughed at the man's retreating form. .

"One things for sure…I'm definitely not checking up on those people tonight!" Jasper said throwing a glance at Emmett.

"I only asked you to do that once!" Emmett said.

"Don't you mean for one person…on multiple occasions Emmett!" Jasper said his eyes averting to Rosalie.

"Hey…we're together right?…and I wont do that again!" Emmett answered back. Just then a stapler flew across the room..

"Damn their starting early tonight!" Emmett said in a squealing voice.

"Um guys maybe we should turn in early tonight…you know skip dinner!" Emmett continued.

"EMMETT CULLEN YOU HAVE GUESTS HERE TONIGHT…YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TURN IN EARLY ….YOU ARE THE COOK AND YOU ARE COOKING THESE PEOPLE DINNER…AND WE ARE EATING TONIGHT," Rosalie roared at Emmett.

"AND YOU GUYS!" Rosalie pointed at thin air.

"Rosalie don't piss off the ghosts!" Emmett whined.

"NOW I'M ALL FOR YOU SCARING AND TAUNTING EMMETT…BELIEVE ME I TAKE PURE ENJOYMENT WATCHING IT HAPPEN…AFTER ALL EMMETT CLAIMS NOT TO BE SCARED OF ANYTHING… BUT IF I GET ONE OUNCE OF GHOSTLY ACTIVITY TONIGHT …ILL GO GHOSTBUSTERS ON YOUR ASS! EMMETT NEEDS TO COOK DINNER TONIGHT….FLASH THE LIGHTS ONCE IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING!" Rosalie went on a tirade. Just then the lights flickered. Emmett jumped.

"GOOD!…EMMETT GET YOUR BUT IN THE KITCHEN!" Rosalie dictated. I'm not going to lie I've seen Rosalie bitch out girls before…I've even seen her bitch out crowds before but nothing has ever shocked me then what I just witnessed…I 've never seen anyone bitch out a ghost before. I'm so glad that Rosalie was my friend…she made Hitler look like Gandhi.

"Remind me never to get on Rosalie's bad side okay babe!" Edward was thinking along the same lines as I was.

"Emmett's in for it tonight ohhhhh!" Alice said.

"Wouldn't be surprised if Emmett manages to find his way out of the dog house…expect to see Rosalie with some sort of jewelry on her tomorrow!" Jasper said .

"but how….the jewelry stores are closed!" Alice said. Only Alice would know that.

"Emmett did have a way…before you came along Alice!" Jasper said.

"Don't tell me it involves breaking in…" Alice said.

"no it involves a cell phone and a certain number…not it did us any good…any time we needed jewelry Emmett refused!" Edward said. I had a sudden flick of curiosity. Why would Emmett have a special jeweler for when he wanted jewelry. I bit my tongue… I would have to ask that later.

"AWW!" Alice cooed.

"Not even valentines day and he's buying her stuff…why cant I-"Alice.

"Alice where exactly did you get that Pandora bracelet from…or your shiny new coach shoes and matching bag?" Jasper called her out.

"Point taken Jazz!" Alice smiled.

"I just love getting new things!"

"Alice I got all of that for you yesterday!" Jasper said

We then headed into the dining area. Emmett switched up the meal at the last minute to one of….surprise surprise Rosalie's favorites. Thank god we don't tell the clients what dinner is until around the time it's served. Emmett had an apologetic smile on as he gave Rosalie one of the first dishes. I could tell that this was going to be one long insufferable night of RosalieandEmmettdom. I prepared for the waves of nausea. All we heard at the table was " babe! Baby…I love you Rosalie…Aw Emmett I love you too…I love you!" I had to say that if I was single that I would of stabbed the both of them. Everyone else looked like they felt the same way.

"Jasper can you pass the salt!" Edward said in a girl tone. Jasper handed him the salt with a slight smile on his face.

" Thanks…I love you Jazzypoo!" Edward said in a fake lovey-dovey tone

"I love you too Eddiekins!" Jasper beamed back. Alice and I couldn't help but snicker at this.

"Shut up you guys you all do it too…how many times have I walked through the door and heard you ( she pointed at Alice) say " Jazzybear…oh Jazzybear!" with Jasper giving you googly eyes …and Edward don't even get me started on you!" Rosalie said disgustedly.

""Yeah Edward…I've seen you too man!" Emmett said.

"Yeah…well at least when we do it we have the decency to do it in private…your practically having a version of phone sex right in front of us…and clients!" Alice said the few couples around us all averted their eyes.

" no we're not!" Emmett said.

"Emmett please…if only knew your girlfriend as well as I do!" Alice countered.

"I do know my girlfriend well…we have an extremely physical relationship thank you very much!" Emmett exclaimed boisterously. One guest chocked on his food and the other spit out their drink.

"Emmett that's enough …no one's ever going to stay here again" Edward said disgusted.

"Oh man I didn't need that visual in my head…again!" Jasper said pushing his plate away.

"Agreed!" Alice said.

"What just because Emmett and I are extremely physical creatures doesn't mean we should hide our attraction to one another because of you prudes!" Rosalie smiled .

"All this talk got me thinking Rose, we should turn in early and …" Emmett didn't have to finish that sentence. I almost gagged.

"See you guys tomorrow!" Rosalie launched herself up and away from the table.

"Ew… don't need that image in my head!" Alice said once Rosalie was out of earshot.

"They could of at least waited till everyone left…like how rude!" Jasper said.

"That is something about my brother that I really did not need to know." Edward said this…his head hung low. I thought I heard him mumble "I thought those days were over!". What did Edward mean by that? Was I going crazy or did things not add up?

"Shut up!" Jasper mumbled back.

"You guys are acting weird!" Alice said. Everyone looked at her. So I wasn't the only one that thought that.

"What you are! I mean all this secrecy is getting on my nerves!" Alice said.

"Um I don't know what your talking about!" Jasper said staring at his fork.

"So Edward what do you say to drinks in my room before bed!" Jasper said a little too fast.

"Sure!" Edward said jumping up like his ass just got burned by a hot plate.

"Common guys!" Edward yelled as he ran out the door. Alice and I looked at each other shocked…what the hell was going on with those two.

"They're probably just planning a surprise shopping trip tomorrow…and I know exactly what I'm going to buy!" Alice said getting up. Something told me that it wasn't a shopping trip that they were hiding.