Authors Note: WITNESS THE CREATION OF THE MINISODE!
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SO ON WITH THE MINISODE ! (actually its just a short chapter but...minisode sounds better, doesn't it?)
Chapter 21
"So Gertwolf what do we do now? Ginny and Sirius are back together...probably doing moves we've never even heard of..."
"I hope not...those broom closets are pretty dirty.." Remus replied dryly.
"I guess that's why they call it getting down and dirty huh?"
Remus laughed an almost canine bark. "What is with the puns today?"
Luna chuckled a bit. "Hmm...you know what you should do before we go question that kraken looking beastly one..."
"Hermione?" Remus asked.
"Mhmmm. Must you call her that? It almost makes her sound..., human." Luna said with wide eyes.
Remus smiled and shook his head slightly, "She's just a poor girl that got her heart broken by a stupid man...she just needs support."
"I don't know Gertie, you always try to see the best in people and some people were just put on this planet to annoy me and Ginny."
"That's why she was put on earth?"
"Yup, the sole reason she was born was just so I would wake up and go 'ahh how will that crazy psychopath try to ruin my day today?' and then I go smoke my pipe."
"What was that last part...wait no matter, " he chuckled. "I'm setting her up for counseling with Sirius...I'm guessing he has plenty to ask her."
"Mmhmm you think? Questions along the lines of 'may I ask you why you turned me into a walking hard on?' or 'would you happen to know where I can find the men's room?"
"Ah I see Ginny told you about that huh? Our dear Padfoot never quite found his way to the restroom at Hogwarts, in fact he often took a leak outside by the Whomping Willow, he said it was always an adventure to go take a piss."
"You marauders are all insane you know that?"
"It takes one to know one."
"That is a horrible rebuttal...try again...go on." Luna smiled dazedly at the ceiling and Remus's breath caught in his chest but his rational side told him to get a hold of himself.
"Well...in that case...I'm rubber your glue what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
"Better, but I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, sweet Headmaster..." He stopped outside his office and smiled down at her as her cheeks adopted a red tint.
"Oh and what is that?" He asked knowing that he was playing with fire.
"I'm terribly in love...with antiquated jokes."
"In that case, I think I'm terribly in love with the antiquated jokes recipient." Luna's eyes grew like a doe's and her small hand took his, but as he threw open the door of his office she immediately let go.
"To...Tonks. What are you doing here?"