Hello I'm back and froze my butt off. Walking a half hour from school in the snow. Anyways moving on from my woes, enjoy the story.

"Insert" = Speech

'Witty' = Thoughts

Joke = Non-human

Here = Human (the narrator counts as a human, right?)

Disclaimer: Hello guys, welcome to another chapter of Ninjas and Assassins. Were you expecting some quirky random disclaimer, I'm sorry I (angry muffles) SHUT UP I'M THE NEW MR DERP HERE. any ways where was I? Oh yeah I don't own either serie-(Smack) GET OUT. (Fake Mr. Derp flies out window.) Enjoy.

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The trio watched as Leone dragged the resisting Tatsumi by the collar and began to follow them.

"So who are you guys?" Ieyasu and Sayo asked simultaneously and glanced at each other before shrugging their strange perfect synchronization.

"We are-" Naruto was saying before having his sentence already finished for him by Leone who was still dragging Tatsumi.

"-Night Raid." She said continuing to drag the struggling boy.

The group arrived with the rest of Night Raid and questions were immediately raised.

"Who the hell are these three!?" Mine yelled at Leone pointing towards the trio of country folk.

"They are-" Naruto began to say before yet again being interrupted by Leone.

"New recruits." She finished casting a smug grin towards Naruto. She had a feeling that the whole disappearing shirt prank was him.

"You just brought Naruto here a week ago!" Mine yelled at Leone, "I certainly don't approve of them." She said with a quick glance at the trio.

"Well let's get back to the base" Naruto said to the group who were looking at the trio. "Well decide what to do with them there." He said.

They began to leap with Leone now carrying the poor boy in her arms going at a fairly fast speed with Tatsumi yelling as they went with the two others surprisingly keeping up pace with them. Not soon after, the assassins arrived at the base and proceeded to enter.

Ieyasu whistled, "Nice place you got here." He said looking around before being yet again smacked it the head the second time that day.

"Idiot, at least be somewhat respectful to them, Naruto did save our lives." She said before promptly apologizing to Naruto.

Naruto had a smile and pat Sayo's head "It's fine, so any ways as I was saying earlier." Naruto said as the others split up, probably to hit the hay, "We are Night Raid. A group of-" Naruto was saying before being interrupted for the third time that night except this time it was by Tatsumi.

"Assassins going around killing people for money." He said bitterly.

"Did you not see what the family did earlier? No we do not kill for only money, we kill to improve this empire reforming it into something much better." Naruto who was annoyed, explained smacking the boy on the head, "Also don't interrupt me. Looks like I'll have to lead you guys to your rooms seeing as I'm the only member probably awake right now." Naruto said, "Tomorrow someone will give you a tour and you need to decide whether or not you want to join us." He said leading the three to some unoccupied rooms.

Well Naruto thought they were unoccupied. He told Tatsumi to enter the first room, Ieyasu to go into the second, and Sayo to go into the third room. Tatsumi opened the room and he found it was already occupied. This normally wouldn't be too bad considering Tatsumi could just go to another room and pretend nothing happened but it was who was in the room and what they were doing that almost sealed his fate. Inside the room was Mine changing into her nightwear.

"Get out you pervert!" She yelled grabbing towards pumping firing a laser at him who narrowly dodged and ran for his life.

Fortunately for Night Raid, no one was outside or else they would of seen a giant bright laser appearing out of nowhere in the middle of the night. The poor boy was running with a fully clothed Mine chasing him firing more lasers. How the rest of Night Raid slept is beyond Tatsumi but he ran with a relentless predator chasing him, an angry female. Fortunately or unfortunately, Naruto was walking to his room when he heard the laser fires. He decided to investigate it and came upon the scene. The poor teenager was running from Mine who probably was provoked in some way. Naruto contemplated for a while whether to help in and he decided to help the boy. He had a feeling he was part of the reason for this incident. A laser was about to hit Tatsumi when a kunai intercepted it. A normal kunai would've instantly evaporated from the laser but this one was different. It was Naruto's special kunai and it absorbed the entire energy of the blast reducing it to nothing. Naruto recalled the kunai and walked towards the enraged teenage female.

"It's almost midnight, can we stop this." Naruto said grabbing the poor boy who was attempting to creep away. "Now say sorry." He said sighing in frustration.

Mine grumbled an apology which was probably the best he would get out of her and Tatsumi too said sorry looking away with a slight blush on his face.

"So what happened?" Naruto asked the duo who swiftly began to gain red faces and looked away immediately.

"The room you gave me was Mine's" Tatsumi said under his breath and Naruto heard it and was quickly connecting the dots.

'Poor kid.' Naruto thought to himself before releasing him. "Sorry about that. I'm also a bit new so I get lost sometime." He explained to the boy who huffed indignantly. "Let's get you an actual unoccupied room." He said. "I'll even make you something special." He said trying to encourage the boy.

Having witnessed the kunai, Tatsumi grudgingly followed him leaving behind Mine to go back to her room. Naruto lead him to the room next to Sayo's and it was empty this time. The two bid each other a goodnight and Naruto left. Naruto went to his room and went to his workshop to work on something for Tatsumi for accidentally almost sentencing the poor boy to his death. Naruto was thinkering a bit with some metals before an idea occurred to him. A sword that heals the owner. Naruto went swiftly to work. He forged a rather simple sword that was similar to the one that Tatsumi had and placed a few seals on it. One of the many seals that Naruto put on the sword was a seal that would convert and blood on it into yang chakra and pump it into the wielder which would be Tatsumi and in short recover him and if he got enough blood on it then it might give him a little power boost. Naruto added another seal that took some of the iron from any blood on it repairing it. The best part of this was it didn't take any chakra to use so Tatsumi could fully focus on battle and he didn't need to concentrate on the blade. Naruto added some final touches and went to bed but not before giving it a name. 'The Bloodthirster' Naruto thought before going to sleep

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Yeah that's a reference to League of Legends (Not sponsored but could be?) please don't sue me but granted league employees won't be on this website probably and this isn't even a league fanfic so they won't be on here so yeah. I think I can get away with this? Just in case I have all my documents on google drive so yeah, just in case, Google docs is a great thing in which it's global, saves always, spell and grammar check, and you can store things forever in it. Enough of me blabbering about this so yeah, go do something productive to society, or not, your choice. We have finally reached the beginning of cannon which will definitely have some major changes for the good or for the worse (insert evil laugh) just kidding, or am I? Anyways have a nice (insert time here.). Please leave a review or pm me.