AN: I have no willpower and I want more of Twiddler83's I am Batman and HoneybeeMeadow's Coupling. Fact.
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Chapter 21
I found detention relaxing. Everybody should try it at least once. It's great for napping.
That was until the weird kid with short blond dreads started babbling, "I like your hoodie, man."
He started giggling like a loon. His rainbow colored Phish tee-shirt was blinding me with its ugliness.
"Jasper, shut up. Molina will keep us in here longer. I have a blunt waiting," a blond girl next to me slowly stated. Of course, cannabis girl had a blunt waiting. She turned towards me with blood shot eyes. "Hey, girl."
At least this extra from Dazed and Confused could get my gender right.
"Hey, Mary Jane." I started doodling in my notebook again. Maintaining eye contact with these rocket scientists was a bad idea.
I looked down and frowned. I kept doodling baseballs. It was the kid's fault.
"You got a pen?" The girl asked. I quickly gave her one.
She shocked me! "Oww!"
"Sorry, girl…I must have an electric personality." She chuckled in that infuriating slow tone. These two made me sound like a motor mouth. "I'm Kate, not Mary Jane."
"Bella Swan." I looked away from her. I just wanted a stinking nap.
"Man, her dad's a pig!" That Jasper guy said. He was pulling on those dreads. I bet they smelled gross. "She's gonna squeal on us."
No sleepy time for me. Fabulous.
I sighed. "Cheech, do I look like someone who will tattle on you? You and Chong have nothing to worry about. Enjoy the chronic with my blessing."
I lowered my head in the hard desk. My life was turning into a bad stoner movie.
"My name is Jasper, man."
Of course, it is.
"You wanna smoke some good shit with us, Bird?" Stoner Kate giggled madly at her own joke.
I thought my brain cells were dying without the clueless twins' wacky weed. Then I heard a commotion outside.
"Hey, Hey, what do we say! Free Bella! Free Bella!" Oh shit. "Stop hiding your face, Alice!"
"Ed, do you think my sign looks stupid?" The giant asked. Loudly.
Kid, you're killing me.