Being honest, it's kinda hard to write a pairing that you reaaallly don't ship,,
But nonetheless, I did my best, considering I really dislike this pairing
-This is for the Guest who asked for this:)


Butters' phone 3.

You: So where do you wanna go tomorrow?:D

Kenny!: tomorrow?

You: Yeah, remember you agreed that we should hang out more?

Kenny!: i did?
Kenny!: oh, i remember, yeah
Kenny!: well you still don't have a licence do you?

You: No, not yet:( My parents still don't trust me to drive a car yet:(:(

Kenny!: alright, well i don't wanna spend too much on gas, so we should just walk into town or whatever

You: We could go shopping or something?

Kenny!: eugh, i don't really have any money to buy anything new
Kenny!: what about harbucks?

You: I don't really like the smell of coffe:(

Kenny!: hmmm
Kenny!: what about we go swimming?

You: Where? There's no swimming centre in South Park

Kenny!: starks pond?

You: It's December, it would be freezing!

Kenny!: oh yeah, i forgot that freezing to death is actually bad
Kenny!: well how about we go see a movie then?

You: I thought you said you had no money?

Kenny!: ..
Kenny!: uhh, butters?

You: Yeah?

Kenny!: can i borrow 10 bucks?:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

You: Well, sure!

Kenny!: aw, you're the best, dude
Kenny!: but i aint watchin no romantic shit, i cant keep my cool when it comes to the hot scenes

You: I'm good with whatever:-)

Kenny!: okay, cool
Kenny!: i'll pick you up at like 1 or something

You: Sure! We could have takeaway pizza afterwards too, if you want?:-)

Kenny!: oh?;)
Kenny!: i'm up for that
Kenny!: just one question

You: Cool! What is it?

Kenny!: will your parents be home?

You: I think so:]

Kenny!: gay
Kenny!: ah well, that wont matter

You: What do you mean?

Kenny!: nothing
Kenny!: ;)
Kenny!: tomorrow then?

You: Tomorrow!

Kenny!: sweeeet
Kenny!: see ya, butters xo

You: Bye, Kenny!


omg did i actually reach 50 reviews? -cough- BECOOLBECOOL -cough- Really wasn't expecting that, so thank you!