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DISCLAIMER: ...We'll skip it this time, I think you've got it by now; I don't own Twilight...

Tick tock, tick tock. I stared at the clock with frustration in my eyes. Could it go any slower? Even though I would never be tired again, I yawned. It seemed so human to do in this hour of boringness. I could see all the others yawning as well and gave myself a high five for good thinking. I looked at the clock again only to wish I hadn't. Twenty more minutes of enduring this hell. My mind flickered to my evil plan. I started to plan more, staring out of the window absentmindedly. A cruel smile formed on my lips and I saw Edward arch an eyebrow beside me. I winked and continued my evil planning.

I started to stare at the clock to make it move faster. That clock was so frustrating, I felt like storming up and crash it to the ground and stomp on it. Finally only three minutes left and then Evil Plan Part 1 will begin. You see, to get out of campus, you had to walk through the office, where the girl unfortunately was at.

I grinned mischievously as I grabbed my stuff 30 seconds before the clock rang. Edward and I walked out to meet with the others.
When I looked at Alice and Rosalie I saw identical smiles and twinkles in their eyes. I was 100% sure that I looked exactly the same. We grinned at each other before making our way towards that horrible girl who would definitely check out our boys again. She was a pain in the ass.

I held hands with Edward as we entered the office and as soon as she saw who it were she lit up but when dead cold again when she saw who else came. I smiled evilly at her, but don't think she noticed. Once again she was too absorbed in checking out the boys that she wouldn't have noticed if a meteor crashed down right outside of the office.
I shivered but composed as I made my way to her desk. My left hand slowly laid down some papers on her desk. I made sure I laid my hand on it as well afterwards so she could see my wedding ring. Her face was priceless.

I had to hold in a laugher when she saw my wedding ring. Her eyes were still swimming a bit after starring so long at something as beautiful as Edward. I had paid attention and sure enough he was the one she starred at the most. I think the whole "date them all" plan was because she would like to compare what they had "been like". I don't know but it seemed to be something like that. Her brows furrowed as she made the deepest frown I had ever seen. Her lips became white as they were closed in such a thin line it must have been painful. And when she really looked it seemed like she was on the edge of crying. The wrinkles on her forehead seemed to be permanent from now on and she must have a splinter or two under her nails the way she crushed her fingers to the wooden desk. I composed my own features to look startled that I had made her come to that reaction, as if I didn't have a clue why she was looking like this.

She looked up in my freshly composed face and what I saw was pure hatred. I was very hard not to laugh, to not even show the laugher on my face or in my eyes. She gritted her teeth together and muttered: "That bitch is married to him? To my future boyfriend? Ugh I hate her!" under her breath. Of course she had no clue that we all could hear her. It was hilarious and I was so close to laugher that I probably explode as soon as we were out of here. An uncomfortable movement beside me made me look in that direction and I saw Jasper standing with a very funny expression. My contained laugher must have been really powerful, because his face was a mixture of laugher, worry and pain. I shot him an apologetic glance before moving my eyes away from him back to the witch. Where her features before was filled with hatred now it was determination and anger.

I rolled my eyes at her; she just wouldn't face it and deal with her loss. She couldn't do anything that would affect my relationship with Edward she would be the only one to get hurt from this situation. If she just left here now and surrendered there would be no need for her to get hurt. Maybe she is a witch but no one needs to get hurt like that. I looked at Alice who had just gotten a blank expression on her face.

My hand was still on the desk and I felt something warm near my hand. My head snapped away from Alice and I stared furiously in her eyes. Oh no she didn't… She didn't just think about removing my wedding ring. That's what it felt like. Like she would pull off the ring and throw it out the window.

"Look girl, I don't know what your problem is, but I swear to God if you ever even as much as think about taking my ring, I'll beat you," I threatened. She wouldn't be that stupid would she? To remove my ring? That ring meant everything to me now, if it would ever be just touched by someone else, I would personally make everyday a hell for them.

She looked scared as you wouldn't believe and she shook slightly. I grinned mentally for scaring her like that. 'That's what you deserve for just as much as thinking about it' I thought to myself. I was so infuriated that Jasper looked like he was going to pass out. I took deep, settling breaths to calm down. He looked at me grateful and I smiled slightly at him.

With one last glare from me, we walked out of there.

As we went out of the office I thought of a little extra detail she would regret deeply. Before the door closed I pulled Edward into a sweet kiss. It was not even because it would hurt her, I really needed a settling kiss. It would calm me down a little. We heard a gasp and then the door closed. I continued the kiss a little longer. With a sigh I pulled away to lay my head on his shoulder. My eyes were closed, and I just enjoyed standing there. But then a yearning I had suppressed all day came back to me with so much force that all I could think about was to get home. I missed my little baby and I just wished to get back to her right now. I smiled at Edward who noticed the longing in my eyes to see my little baby and he took my hand leading the way to the cars. We sped home and I ran inside the wolves' house to find Renesmee kicking Jake's ass in Guitar Hero. I nodded approvingly. We taught her well! I thought and laughed. She stopped the game and looked at me.

"Momma!" she screeched and ran to hug me.

"Hey sweetie, how was your day?" I asked her beamingly. She would always be the greatest gift given to me. Her and Edward.

"Really good, momma. I've played a lot with Jake and Seth. And I cooked with Leah this morning to the boys. They eat like starved lions you know? They ate 65 pancakes and 2 packs of scrambled eggs with sausages and tomatoes" she grinned and I laughed along.

"How was your day momma?" she asked and smiled a huge smile.

"It was alright. But I missed you baby," I said to her.

"I missed you too momma! Love you!" she said and hugged me before returning to the game. I laughed and said: "Love you too honey!" before making my way over to the main house.

"Hey Esme, hi Carlisle!" I called out as I walked in.

"Hi Bella" they said as I hugged Esme.

"So we hear that some sort of girl hit on the boys?" Carlisle said teasingly, but my expression instantly became dark.

"Yeah her" I said. He grinned and asked me: "I also hear you came up with some sort of plan?" he said and I became a little nervous. Just because I acted like a cheerleader-ish teenager didn't mean I had the right to.

"Uhm, yeah. I mean I just wanted to let her know that she should stay away!" I said, almost muttering the last part. He laughed and I looked at him arching an eyebrow.

He shook his head.

"Bella, don't worry. I bet Alice or Rosalie would have thought about it sooner or later if you hadn't!" he said and I sighed quietly in relief.

I made my way over to Emmett who was snickering to himself. I rolled my eyes. Emmett has always been the most reckless and careless vampire I had known. He could always find something funny in everything. I shook my head at him and smiled.

"Hey Emmie, feeling like a game of Call Of Duty?" I laughed. Apparently he didn't like my new nickname for him. Mental note: Emmett's new name = Emmie.

He scowled at me and I just smiled while turning on the new PlayStation 3. The game loaded and a scowling Emmett crept over to me, not able to let go of the opportunity to beat me in a game.

Yeah right Emmie, keep dreaming!
"Game on!" I said in a low voice as I pressed the 'start' button.

"Boom!" Emmett yelled and I laughed at him.

"Too bad you missed Emmie!" I grinned.

He grumbled as he had to start over.

The game continued and I had so much fun. Can't say the same for Emmett though. Jasper and Edward was trying to hide their laughers for Emmett as he lost to me. He only got me a few times.

I winked at them as I shot Emmett one last time.

He pouted.

"Aww Emmie, don't be sad! I'm sure you'll get me one day!" and with that I laughed so hard. From the corner of my eye, I saw him creeping up on me, but I waited. In the last second, just before he threw himself at me, I swung around and disappeared into the well-known blackness.

I appeared again by the stairs casually leaning against the railing.

"Bad idea Emmie!" I said and laughed. The scenery was so funny- Emmett was lying on the floor his arms wrapped around nothing with a puzzled look on his face.

"Don't cheat Izzy!" he said and I froze. Izzy?

"What?" I whispered in a dangerous voice.

He smiled and helped himself off of the floor.

"I said, don't cheat. Izzy!" I scowled at him and sat down.

"Hmpf. I think I will tell every boy at Dartmouth that you, Emmie, lost in Call of Duty. To a girl!" and with that I marched out of the room to go find my daughter. But as soon as I was out of hearing range, I laughed even harder than I did before. His face as I walked out of the room was just too hilarious. A mask of horror, anger and regret. I would never do that but still; it was fun to upset Emmett like that.

"Hi Leah, what's up? Have you found anything interesting to do?" I asked as I walked through the door.

"Oh hi Bella! No not really," she said and smiled. I grinned back and went to find Renesmee.

"Hi baby, what are you doing?" I asked her as I smiled at my beloved daughter.

"Nothing. I'm bored," she pouted.

"But where is Jacob?" I looked around and sure enough, no sign of Jake.

"Quil and Embry took out running or something. Running patrol. After you came back there is the possibility of the Volturi coming back you know!" she said and I nodded. But the chance of them finding me was very little.

"Okay honey. Wanna hunt?" I asked her but she shook her head.

In a flash Alice was in the room.

"Someone said they were bored?" she had a business like expression on her face. Oh, oh shopping.

Nessie nodded and Alice beamed.

"Great! Because I need a shopping partner!" and with that she took Renesmee's hand and walked out of the house and got in her Porsche.

I shook my head but smiled. I half-ran back to the main house.

"Hi Emmett. Sorry!" I said as I walked by him. He seemed relieved that I didn't use the nickname. But I would only use it when he was annoying.

Without me noticing, Edward wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me into a hug.

"Hey Edward, do you want to go hunting with me?" I asked and he nodded.

We walked out in the forest hand in hand and started running. I smiled at the exhilarating feeling I got. We came across the scent of mountain lion and we both followed it. A little further in the forest two mountain lions were fighting. They were in a beautiful meadow, almost as beautiful as the one back in Forks.

I looked at Edward and he had the same expression my face probably held.

We lunged for the big cats and when they were dry we laid down. The sun had gone down and slowly my daydream from Volterra started to show. The stars came, and in the moon we glittered ever so slightly. I laid my head on his chest and closed my eyes, just enjoying the moment. He stroked my hair as I lay there, but said nothing. I lifted my head seeking for his lips and found them. I kissed him sweetly before laying my head down again.

As we entered the house again my mouth dropped open. Had Alice bought the whole mall? There were bags everywhere. Alice was going crazy. But then I realized she was probably just preparing Renesmee's birthday party. It would be in about three weeks. But decoration-shopping? Now? I shook my head at Alice. Rosalie beamed over a dress Alice had bought for her.

Oh no! That meant I probably had got one too! As if she could read my mind she screeched: "Bella! You're going to love this dress I bought you!" she ran and was back in a second. She held out a knee-length blue dress. It was gorgeous.

"Wow, thank you Alice. It's gorgeous!" I smiled at her. She beamed and flittered over to Esme with her dress. I looked at Rosalie's dress and it was knee-length as well and purple. She had gotten purple, high heeled shoes and matching earrings. They were like raindrops. Purple raindrops, they were beautiful.

The shoes Alice had got me were silver and the earrings silver as well. They were long and had a very big diamond as the last piece and they were very expensive looking.

Esme had got a light gold dress, with embroidered little dots all around the gown. It would go really well with her hair. The shoes were gold, as were her earrings.

"Leah? Get over here. NOW!" Alice yelled knowing Leah could hear.

"What's up? What happened?" Leah came running through the door, trembling, and with a worried expression on her face.

"Nothing happened silly! I've just come back from my shopping trip with Nessie! I wanted to give you your dress for her birthday party!" she said and Leah froze with an odd look on her face. She came back to life and stuttered: "R-really? F-for me?"

Alice nodded and smiled warmly at her. She gave her a dark green dress with a black bond around it. The shoes were just a little lighter in the color and the earrings matched perfectly.

Her own dress was black, knee-length (gee Alice!) and with a light golden bow at one side. Her shoes were golden as well with little stones. Her earrings were golden flowers with little white diamonds in them.

Leah was still too stunned to say anything. Finally she got a thank you out and Alice hugged her. It was really something to see. Not long ago I would have betted a million dollars that that would never happen!

Alice wouldn't reveal Nessie's dress yet. She said it had to be a surprise. Nessie was ordered not to think about it, and Edward not to listen to her thoughts before her birthday. He got a little grumpy and muttered something about 'nothing you can just turn off' or something similar.

It was way past Renesmee's bedtime so when we finally reached our house she was already fast asleep.

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