Hey! I just wanted to say that I've been very busy with school lately that I haven't been able to update and I'm super sorry. Today one of my best friends told me the lamest joke ever! The joke was: 'What do you call a fish with no eyes?' If you know the answer, feel free to say it in your reviews! ~Enjoy. ;)
Ashleigh's P.O.V
"Hey, baby freshman…its nap time." Erica ordered. A group of girls dressed in baby diapers and bonnets lied down on the floor. Sarah and I shared a look of confusion. "That was pathetic! Okay, wake up." Erica shouted. The girls stood up.
"Nice jacket." Sarah complimented. It was a pink leather jacket.
"Nap time!" Erica yelled and glared at the group of girls. They let out sighs and curled up on the floor again. "Thanks, I picked it up last night at dinner." I stared at her with wide eyes. So did Sarah. "Well, relax, I didn't drain her. You're such a square." I rolled my eyes at the both of them until a girl in the front of us stood up on her knees.
"Excuse me your highness; can I please go to the bathroom?" She begged. Erica gave her a devious smile.
"Sure, that's what the diaper is for." Erica said. The girl let out a whine. Then the group stood up. "Hey derfnerders, did I say you could get up? 100 jumping jacks!" The girl who had to go to the bathroom began jumping up and down. (Not doing jumping jacks) Wow, she really had to go.
"Of course you can go." Sarah said to her.
"Oh thank you." The girl sighed in relieve and got up, running out the door.
"Can't you be a little easier on them?" I asked Erica but she shouted at the girls to jump with their arms higher.
"Please, our seniors did it to us and one day these little noobs will abuse their freshman. It's the circle of life." Erica explained.
"I just think you could be a little bit-"Sarah was cut off by a…fart?
"Was that a…" Erica began but Sarah 'shushed' her.
"Yes, it was. I've been volunteering at the blood bank. It's like an all-you-can-drink buffet." Sarah told us.
"What?!" I questioned her.
"How much did you drink?" Erica asked her with wide eyes.
"I don't know…like 6 pints…" Sarah said.
"Six?! Sarah, anything more than a pint every few days can make you nauseous and-"Erica was interrupted by yet another fart. Everyone let out 'ewes' of disgust. "Wow, that one had some base in it."
"O-m-g, this is sooo humiliating!" Sarah said and walked away quickly.
"What are you looking at, nap time!" Erica ordered. The girls lied down. "Good babies." She chuckled and began taking pictures of them with her phone. I shook my head at her and walked away.
I was walking down the hall until Sarah came rushing down.
"Sarah, what's wrong?" I asked her, following along.
"I'll explain later, we just have to find a nurse." She said. When we did she led us to the girl's bathroom. "In here, she didn't sound good." The nurse began knocking lightly on the stall door. "Kate, you okay?" When she didn't answer I walked over to the stall next to hers and looked over the edge. I held back a gasp once I saw the toilet all broken up, literally. The only thing that was left was a shoe on the ground. I motioned for Sarah to come look with my hand. Her expression was the same as mine. We both knew that the nurse didn't need to see this.
"Um, I guess she went home." Sarah said and began nudging her toward the door.
"You really don't want to go in there it's the janitors problem now." I added. The nurse gave Sarah a look before heading out the door. When she was gone Sarah and I quickly rushed to the messed up stall. Sarah pulled out the shoe from underneath the stall door. It was all chewed up.
"Is that a…tooth?" I asked pointing to the tooth that was lodged into the top of the shoe.
"I think so. I think we should go tell Ethan about this." Sarah said and we rushed out the door. As soon as we began walking, I collided with someone. I looked up and saw Benny. I blushed when I noticed the awkward position we were in. His arms were sort of around my waist while my hands were against his chest. We just continued to stare at each other until Sarah yelled out to Ethan in fear.
"Oh, O-m-g you scared me!" She screeched before walking down the hall again. As much as I wanted to stay in this position, I broke away from him and began to follow her. "Look we need to talk."
"No we need to talk." Benny said.
"We're the same 'we', Benny!" I told him.
"What is it?" Ethan asked.
"Something terrible just happened to Kate in the bathroom. It's like-"Sarah began.
"Something came up through the pipes?" Sarah and Ethan said in unison. Wow, I never would have seen that coming, but then again, they do like each other.
"I think whatever it was came to the home-etc. room for dessert." Ethan told us. Then the bell suddenly rang.
"I found this," Sarah said and held up the large pointy tooth. "Instead of Kate." Benny took it cautiously and examined it.
"We need to go where the pipes go, come on." Ethan said and he and Sarah started to walk away. Benny gave one more curious look at the tooth before walking away with me beside him.
"Uh, maybe there's a reason the basement's off limits." Benny protested. I could tell he was a little scared. Then there was a banging noise and we all jumped from it. The light flickered off all of a sudden as we made our way down the stairs.
"Whatever it is must have hit a power line or something." Ethan said and took a flashlight out of his backpack. Why he had it, I have no idea. But I'm glad he had it now. Benny took one out, too.
"I don't like this." Sarah said.
"Me neither." I agreed with her.
"Okay, come on." Ethan told us and continued walking down the stairs.
"Sure, dying young could be fun." Benny said.
"Okay Benny, Sarah, and Ashleigh, we'll just take a look." Ethan said.
"That's what they always say in scary movies…before they get eaten alive!" Benny argued. I grabbed his hand and gave it a reassuring squeeze. He smiled at me as we cautiously walked around a corner. Then there was a sudden bang near us. "That thing is nature's greatest klutz."
"Hey, guys!" Rory said quite loudly, appearing in front of us. The guys jumped back, also causing Benny to let go of my hand.
"What are you doing here?!" Benny asked with an annoyed tone in his voice.
"Looking for a snack, what else?" Rory asked.
"We thought you were a…that!" Ethan shouted and pointed toward the glass doors behind Rory. Rory turned around and let out a gasp.
"Was that an alligator?" Ethan asked in disbelief. It sure did look like one. "How was that an alligator?"
"Uh…guys? Remember that locker search a couple of months back?" Rory asked. We all looked at him. Rory told us the story of how he put his baby alligators in the toilet.
"You flushed live alligators?" I asked him.
"I didn't mean to." Rory replied innocently. "What, they obviously survived."
"Where did you get them?" Benny asked.
"Uh, Florida…I thought they were iguanas. When they called the locker raid I panicked. I thought they would be safe in there." Rory explained.
"Yeah, because nothing says home like a school toilet." Ethan said sarcastically. Everything got silent and we went toward the stairs again.
"Yea, it definitely went this way." Sarah commented when we reached the stairs.
"How do you know?" Ethan questioned.
"Vampires have a really good sense of smell." I told him.
"She's right, it was here!" Rory said and rushed past us. He let out a groan of disgust when he stepped in a weird green goo. "Is this…normal for an alligator?" Ethan stepped over it, also letting out a groan of disgust.
"It's grown a lot in four months. This is no normal alligator!" Sarah said.
"The potion must have mutated them." Benny said out loud.
"What potion?" I asked, giving him a look. Magic boy has to stop messing up with this kind of stuff.
"The potion I dumped that day was called jock-star. It gives you the combined of Holmic Mojo (don't know what he said), Sydney Crosby, Colby Bryan, and a circus dolphin." Benny informed us.
"A dolphin?" Ethan asked.
"What, chicks dig dolphins." Benny said.
"I need new friends." Sarah sighed. I nodded in agreement. We all got back upstairs and peeked around a corner. "I can't believe you were going to take something like that, I'm telling your grandmother!" Then she began walking down the hall.
"No-No please don't tell her!" Benny begged, his voice sounding panicky.
"I'm telling her!" Sarah told him.
"Guys, not now, we're trying to find a huge alligator." Ethan broke up there fighting. Aw, I thought it was kind of funny. Then there was a sudden growl and we looked down the hall to see an alligator tail going around the corner.
"Don't surprise it! They don't like being surprised." Benny told us as we headed toward the direction it was going.
"Okay…" Ethan began. I heard Benny mutter 'I have a bad feeling about this.' I rolled my eyes. Why wouldn't you? There's something weird and gassy coming out of its mouth. "We've got it cornered, let's go." Then suddenly Rory ran off in another direction. Benny stared after him in shock. The five-no four of us slowly got closer to it. The alligator turned and began to lunge at us. "Uh, we don't have it cornered!"
Rory came out from the door behind the alligator with a bag in his hands. He threw the bag over the alligator and jumped onto it to keep it down.
"Got you, it's Rory!" Rory said.
"What are you doing?" Ethan said in disbelief.
"No, let him do it or else we'll have to do it." Benny told us. I smacked him in the chest.
"Guys, I saw this on the 'Crocodile Hunter'," Rory said in a weird accent. "He'll be the real best thing!" We all rushed toward him to help him.
"I got his tail!" Ethan called out. "Get his head!" Benny held out the flashlight toward the alligator's head while Sarah and I grabbed it.
"Enough with the flashlight Benny!" I said. We finally got the gator into a giant and wide wooden stand-up cabinet. Ethan and Benny put a strong lock on the handle bars. We all cheered and gave each other high-fives.
"Humans one, gators zero! That's what happens when you mess with us!" Ethan said. The alligator banged on the door near Benny, causing him to jump back near me.
"I think we made our point." Benny muttered.
"If this is the gator that attacked Kate, how did it get through those pipes?" Sarah asked.
"Well, grown mice can flatten themselves down in a half an inch to get under doorways. It must have…evolved." Ethan said.
"Y-You evolved? Aw, daddy is so proud." Rory said and hugged the cabinet. The alligator growled while we just shared confused looks.
"A large scaly creature was spotted lurking outside of Hunter Hill's home two nights ago." The news reporter guy said from the T.V. We were all sitting on the couch while Rory leaned on the back part of the couch because there was no room. I sat in between Ethan and Benny, leaning against the Spell master's shoulder. "Police…" The reporter guy was cut off by the slam of a door. Erica appeared with an angry face and a ripped sleeve of her pink leather jacket.
"Erica, what happened to you?" Ethan asked the question we were all thinking.
"You guys are the ones with your finger on all that's weird around here, you tell me!" Erica snapped. "I was driving the freshman through the car wash in the back of my dad's pick-up-"Erica explained but Sarah interrupted her.
"You drove them through a car wash?" Sarah asked in disbelief.
"Well, after she made them roll around in manure someone had to hose them off." Ethan agreed with Erica reluctantly.
"Right, and then something huge and scaly jumped out of the pipes and attacked me!" Erica exclaimed.
"Hey, hey, is this that dig on Sheila Banter because she is actually a really nice girl who just happens to have a minor skin condition." Benny said.
"No, it was some kind of mutant…alligator thing and it came out biting. Now I know how my food feels and I don't like it!" Erica said.
"Are those girls okay?" I asked her.
"They're fine…my new leather jacket is trashed though." Erica complained.
Hey, guys, looks like they found Thor's buddy." Ethan pointed out and we all directed our attention toward the T.V.
"This just in, the 250 pound gator was captured in a local pool after a mother and her toddler. The rampageous reptile was heavily sedated and sent to a local zoo for testing. Local officials say all city pools are now considered safe and gator free." The reporter guy said.
"Well, that's both my little guys…it's all over! Who wants pretzels?" Rory asked, giving Benny a high-five.
"That's…not the one that attacked me. The one that I saw was bigger than that." Erica told us.
"That means Thor didn't have a buddy…he had a special lady!" Benny figured it out. "They're breeding and if Erica's right then the babies ain't pretty."
"Yes! I'm a matchmaker." Rory said proudly as if it was a great accomplishment.
"We're talking about an entirely different species. One capable of incredible strength, of growing to who knows what size, the possibilities are endless." Ethan said.
"And thanks to the dork squad they're loose in our cities sewer system!" Sarah snapped. Someone's phone began to ring.
"You should really stop playing with potions, Benny." I whispered into Benny's ear as everyone checked their pockets.
"It's not playing, it's experimenting and I already told you that you could trust me with spells and potions." Benny whispered back, sending shivers down my spine for some reason. I gave him a look that let him know I didn't believe him. He rolled his eyes as Sarah finally pulled out her phone.
"Erica, are you calling me?" Sarah asked.
"No…ugh darn it! That swamp thing must have taken my new phone when it tried to bite my arm off." Erica replied. "I just got that phone!"
"Let me guess, you got it when you tried to bite somebody else's arm." Ethan said.
"Yeah, it's a 6-G." Erica pointed out.
"Erica, you need to stop stealing from your dinner guests, okay?" Sarah told her.
"Yea, you are going to end up drawing too much attention to yourself." I added.
"Fine, okay…they are just souvenirs!" Erica tried defending herself. Then a farting noise came out of nowhere. Oh Sarah, I hope you learned you lesson after today.
"Did you just hear something?" Ethan spoke out,
"Nope, nobody did…nope…me neither." Sarah said quickly.
"Is the gator-stomach calling you again?" I asked Ethan when his phone beeped.
"No…stomach-texting actually," Ethan said. Then he thought for a moment. Oh god, please don't say it. "But I just got an idea." Dang it…he said it. Here we go again.
"Okay, as long as Erica's phone is still in the alligator's stomach," Ethan began.
"Then we call everyone that got eaten and find out where they were." Benny finished for him.
"That will never work. The reception inside an alligator would be like one bar max." Rory said as Erica and Sarah finally walked into the room.
"That's just enough to track a phone's GPS signal." Ethan said, typing on his computer. "Can hack into the satellite and pinpoint the exact location of alligator, and…wall-la!" A dot on the map on his computer began to move, representing the alligator. Benny stared at it wide-eyed…actually if you think about it…it was a pretty funny looking face.
"Oh come on, no reactions?" Ethan asked. "That was a lot harder than it looks." We all peered closer to the screen.
"That thing is working its way up to Hunter Hill's mansion country." Sarah pointed out.
"Ah, very high-class, lots of hot-tubs." Erica added.
"That was 126 bitten kryptonite (again, I don't know what he said…sorry ;)) I just hacked through." Ethan complained in disappointment.
"I thought it was awesome." Benny said, raising his hand.
"Thank you, Benny!" Ethan said and gave his best friend a high-five.
"Wait, where was Heather last seen again?" Sarah asked, panic in her voice.
"In Tad Hill's mansion." Benny responded.
"That's it, where else would a tropical sewer-dwelling lizard be able to make it through the winter?" Ethan said. "Under a hot-tub. That's where the nest is."
"Isn't Tad having another party today?" Erica asked.
"Oh yeah, I think it's a pool…party…" I trailed off, now realizing that the gator is heading straight toward all of those people.
"And I bet it's heading right home, right back to Tad's. We have to warn them!" Ethan exclaimed. Everyone rushed toward the door.
"Hot girls in danger, here we come!" Benny exclaimed. I sent him a glare as I followed Sarah out of the door.
Music echoed throughout the surrounding area of the mansion as we made our way up the sidewalk. Wow, that is seriously one heck of a party.
"Are the costumes really necessary?" Sarah asked as we got closer to the front door.
"What? We need to be prepared when we get down and dirty with this crock." Benny argued. I rolled my eyes at the dorks.
"Hey, I refuse to enter a senior party with them dressed like this!" Erica complained. We walked up the stairs and through the front door. Then I heard Benny try talking to a girl outside. I clutched my fists in anger, but not because of him! (…right…) The boys were stopped by two guys, not allowing them through. Ha, serves them right!
"Should we go back and get them?" Sarah asked.
"No, they can just come through the back-way." I answered quickly. Sarah gave me a suspicious look as we made our way through the back door.
"So many dining choices," Erica said, looking around. "Kind of like picking your own lobster at Captain Pitchy's." Then Sarah suddenly…er…farted, again.
"Hey," Ethan said, coming up behind us. Yeah, probably not the greatest idea. Ethan recoiled at the smell. "Oh, what is that?"
"Uh, it smells like a burning tire." Benny said in a strained voice. I wacked him in the chest.
"I am going to the bathroom." Sarah stated and disappeared among the crowd and toward the house.
"She is a little…gassy. She was over-eating." I explained.
"I'm going to go find a snack." Erica said. Then her eyes settled on a blonde guy by the pool. "I think I'm in the mood for a blonde." She then walked in that direction, leaving just me in the boys.
"T-M-I." Benny spoke out, a grossed-out expression on his face.
"Come on, let's give these seniors J-E-I." Ethan told us. We all gave him confused looks. "Just enough information, you know to save themselves. The alligator-"Ethan began rambling until Benny cut him off.
"Just go do it!" Benny snapped in annoyance. Ethan walked over to the DJ table. The two boys did some dance move that was really…weird so I stepped a little away from them.
"Hey…uh…hey sorry about that…uh, there's a man-eating, mutant alligator heading right toward this house." Ethan informed the group of students. But everyone just laughed at him. "Everyone get out of the water!" The mike was suddenly taken away from him by the DJ. The DJ made some kind of gesture to go away.
"Okay, now we have to do it the old fashion way." Ethan muttered to himself. Benny was sitting down at a table with Rory standing beside and me a little bit away from Rory when Ethan came back over to us.
"We should run and call the police." Rory said, proud that he had a 'great' idea.
"No, we wait for it to show itself. Then we give that mutant gator some weakened indigestion." Ethan replied.
"There're some good snacks at this party." Erica stated, walking up to us. "Anyone got anymore SPF 1,000?"
"Not me, I'm all out." Rory responded. I shifted through my bag. I had some left.
"Oh, here you go." I said and handed it to her. The sun gets pretty hot, but hot enough to burn you…if you were a vampire.
"So, what's the dork squad up to now?" Erica asked.
"Well, the alligator should come up right under the hot tub. Then all we have to do it get it to come up through the grain, opened wide." Ethan explained.
"And then goes in the liquid, Ca-boom." Benny added with a smile and poked a bottle with red liquid a few times and making it glow purple.
"You know, it's pathetic how good you are at this stuff." Erica said.
"I know right?" I said in agreement. Benny sent me a wink and I rolled my eyes. He is such a flirt.
"But your proportions are off. You need more soda." Erica said and held out a tube with powder in it, which Rory grabbed out of her hands.
"She's right, how did you know that!" Rory exclaimed in disbelief. God Rory, what are we going to do with you?
"Because before she was a smokin' hot vampire she was a mage nerd, remember?" Benny said. Erica grabbed his shoulder in a firm grasp, her fangs baring and eyes glowing along with hiss.
"Remind anyone of that again, and you're toast, get it?" Erica threatened.
"Got it." Benny said in a scared, high voice.
"Good." Erica said. Benny let out a breath.
"You shouldn't have done that magic boy." I muttered into his ear. I don't know why I call him that…I guess the nickname stuck.
"Is that like my nickname now?" Benny asked. I shrugged at him.
"I guess." He just smiled at me.
"Whoa, this thing's getting close." We both directed our attention to Ethan. "Who's the bait?" Benny looked away awkwardly.
"Okay, who's going to be the bait guys?" Rory asked. Erica pointed at Rory, who pointed at Benny, and then Ethan. The boys did rock-paper-scissors. Benny and Ethan let out groans when Rory had one.
"See I win because lizard poisons spock. (don't know what he said…sorry)" Rory said. Erica interrupted him, not caring about it.
I held a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing at Benny who had stepped into the hot tub with a shirt off…oh and um the girls that were in there left him. Ethan soon joined him. I noticed that the tracker was beeping even more.
"Guys, its right under us!" I warned them.
"Well, what if we're doing this wrong, I mean what if the cell phone is just drifting underneath it." Benny said doubtfully. There was a sudden explosion of water and the two guys hopped out of the hot tub.
"Get it now, get it now!" Benny ordered.
"I'm not ready…hurry grab that hot tub cover!" Ethan demanded.
"Why?!" Rory yelled out.
"Just do it!" Ethan said. Benny and Rory screamed and ran toward the hot tub. Rory laid on the cover as the alligator fought against it.
"I don't like this plan!" Rory protested.
"Hurry up!" Benny called. Ethan ran over with the soda bottle. He hesitated in front of it.
"Uh, I forgot about the fighting. "Ethan said. It was taking way too long. Erica groaned and pushed him out of the way.
"I'll do it. Eat science!" Erica then flashed her fangs at the alligator and stuck the bottle into its mouth, making sure it drank all of the substance. Then she closed the cover again and everyone ducked for cover. The hot tub cover exploded upwards and green began flying everywhere.
"Did we win?" Benny asked, stupidly. I gave him a look.
"We're alive…" Ethan said, disgusted by the guts. Erica shifted through some green skin and guts and pulled out a phone.
"I got my phone back!" Erica said happily and stood up.
"Well, we kicked that alligator's…" Ethan was cut off when an arm that was in front of us suddenly jerked. "We won't be seeing you later alligator!" Then he turned to us. "I just peed my swimsuit…can you tell?"
"It's cool just go with it." Benny reassured him.
"Gross…" I muttered. Then a guy came up and put his hands on Rory and Benny's shoulders, causing the two to shiver in fear.
"We took a vote, and you nerds can stay." The guy said. Rory and Benny let out yes's.
"But you got to tell your girlfriend to stop polluting the bathroom; it smells like a dead skunk in there." The guy said to Ethan before leaving.
"He thinks Sarah's my girlfriend!" Ethan exclaimed happily. A little too happy, if I may add. The boys gave each other high-fives.
"Pathetic…" I said. Erica nodded.
"So did you fix your problem that you had?" I asked Sarah as her, Erica, and I walked around the corner and going down the hall.
"Ugh, the problem is solved. I'm eating a lot less now. No more blood buffets." Sarah responded. Then all three of us made an abrupt halt and stared down the hall in disbelief. "Oh boy," Ethan, Benny, and Rory came down the hall with black shades on and Ethan had leather shoes as Benny had a leather hat. I don't even want to know what leather thing Rory had.
"Wow, I can't un-see this." Sarah stated as we all snickered at them.
"Pretty sweet boots, huh?" Ethan asked us.
"I'm wearing alligator socks." Benny said.
"And I'm wearing alligator under-"Rory began.
"Whoa, okay…normally I would have a problem with wearing animal skins but…since it was an evil mutant alligator, I guess it's okay." Sarah said.
"Oh sure so they're allowed to steal things from their victims? What a troubled standard (yea…I don't know…)." Then Erica quickly walked away.
"So fashionistas, everything's good…except for one thing. What are you going to do with that gator locked in the supply closet?" Sarah asked with a smirk. The boys shared dumb looks and ran off. Sarah I looked at each other and high-fived before staring after the three idiots. I wonder how they would survive without us. Hm, I guess we'll never know because they CAN'T survive without us.
And…that's the end up Chapter 21: Flushed! I hope you enjoyed and sorry for the long wait. I can't promise anything for the next chapter but I'll definitely TRY to get it up at some point sooner or later. Oh and Happy Holidays! ~Anyways, R&R! ;)
~Mothflight13~