Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.
A/N: My friend drew a whole comic around this, like full-sized! And it's... like... all lemon. Instant nosebleed. It has Nine Inch Nails 'Closer' playing in the background XD
I wrote this a looooong time ago. It was one of the first DN fics I wrote. O.O
This is not lemon, though. :(
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters: Light and L
"Light Yagami," L said suddenly.
"What?"
"Nothing." The wide-eyed young man turned back to the computer monitor, again focusing his attention completely on whatever it was he was doing.
Light shrugged it off. L was a weirdo, he knew that already.
"Light-kun," he said again.
"Ryuuzaki."
"Never mind." His face showed no hint of what he might be thinking.
Light could feel a vein in his head twitch. He tried to remain calm. "All right then."
L began typing like a madman, starting so suddenly that the handcuffs pulled Light off his chair. He hit the ground hard.
"I apologize," L said vaguely.
Light pulled himself up, causing L's hand to be pulled off the keyboard. He still managed to keep typing, however.
Light calmly sat back down and resumed his work.
Time passed slowly.
"Hey Light-kun..."
Light jumped to his feet. "What do you want?!"
L looked at him. "I was merely going to ask you why you think I chained us together."
Light blinked. "Because you're trying to figure out if I'm Kira. You told me that."
L unfolded himself and stood up, placing himself directly in front of Light. "Don't you think handcuffs are a bit drastic? Don't you think I could have come up with a better way?" His eyes were wide, his voice a perfect monotone.
Light said nothing.
"So, obviously, I have another motive. What do you think that might be, Light Yagami?"
Light gave a smug, slightly mischievous smile. "Maybe you just like it."
L held up one long, white finger. "Instant." He held up another. "Bondage."