Hey everybody ,here's the new chapter .This doesn't have anything of the things I promised last time in it because Rynn is still working on that but she finished this so sorry but a new chapter is a new chapter right?

So Enjoy!

(。◕‿Lana‿◕。)ღ


Lucy lay in the middle of the living room floor.

All of the furniture was away from her.

In the 6 outlets in the rooms were extensions creating 24.

In 23 were new fans plugged in ,each sitting on the box they had been bought in and in the 24th was Lucy's iPod on a dock set into shuffle.

There was no noise in the Fullbuster home except for the noise that Lucy had created.


….Let me explain!

Natsu here! The author got lazy and decided me (THE BEST EVER) take over for a bit *Clears throat*

O K A Y!

Summer was in bloom! The leaves were just returning home and the flowers were wilting!

So! It was super doper, penny popper hot today! And yesterday and the day before that and that and that~

Our air conditioner wasn't working so well! I went to Lissiana's house, Gray went to Lyon's house, Erza went to Jellal's house and Loke went to Aries' house & who cares- I mean knows where Zeref went.


Cheya! Natsu is done, for now….Back to regular point of view -_-:


Everybody was gone except for Lucy for the first day .The next….it got so hot everybody (Except Erza, she decided to leave) was kicked out and sent home. They all arrived at the same time and when they opened the door they imminently noticed the blonde on the floor. Everybody just kinda stared for a second then in a sort of trance; Natsu came over and lay next to her. Then, almost on command, everybody else came over and lay down.

Lucy had her eyes closed; when she felt 'her' air being shared they shot open. She started to look up as she sat up.

"What the hell!" Sh exclaimed. Everybody else lazily turned their heads to look at her, sitting up at the same time."What?" Gray asked, to hot to get angry at her tone.

"why are you using my fans?"

"YOUR fans?"

"Yes ,I bought them with my money! Lucy Money. Mine. Get away!"

"And how did Lucy get Lucy Money?" Erza asked, laying down again.

Lucy's face was in shock as she fell down again. All of the money was the money she'd collected over the years. From spare change to 'donations' to Lucy allowance from 'Super Clean' (A/N It's be another chapter don't worry. ) She didn't want to answer .Although Erza knew she was sort of 'black mailing' Lucy at the moment.

"Erza could stay. Everybody else-out," Lucy said after a minute of silence. Loke, Gray, Natsu and Zeref (Where'd he come from?) stood up and went into the kitchen. Natsu crawled into the fridge. Gray opened the freezer Gray, Loke and Zeref had stood in front of it together. After 10 minutes Zeref had managed to crawl inside the freezer. Gray has stripped and Loke was on the floor covered in half melted ice.

"It's…so…hot," Kept mumbling over and over again loudly. Just then, because he mumbled it for the 69th time) Juvia burst through the kitchen's door.

"Code…..stalker….." Natsu said.

"What are you doing here?" Asked Gray, pouring water on himself, in a seductive manner that had Juvia speechless. "You there?" Gray asked after a silent minute.

"Y-Yes!" She stuttered "Juvia is here! Juvia has come to recue Gray! Juvia has a big pool ,Gray could come over and spend time in the pool…and with Juvia…Juvia is swimming with Gray…" She kept rambling on ,on the word pool ,Gray jumped up, grabbed Juvia, and ran towards her new car (Cause if you don't remember he crashed her old one ) .She drove off into the 'sunset' with Gray.

Natsu poked his head out "I have any idea" he explained with a new burst of energy.

"What?" Loke asked.

"…I lost it..." Natsu said sadly, sinking back into the fridge. A few minutes later Loke's phone went off and rang .On the 5th ring he answered the call.

"Leo!" A loud female voice said happily on the other end.

"Hey Aquarius ."

"Wanna come over and chill?"

"You got AC?"

"And an indoor pool! The whole crew is here!"

"On my w-!"

"Just don't bring Lucy," She warned in a serious tone.

"Got it! I'm getting my keys right now!" He hung up ,grabbed his cars keys and ran out of the house to his car. Then he drove away. Natsu banged on the side of the fridge next to the freezer.

"Just you and me buddy," He said to Zeref. There was a moment of silence.

"…Zeref?" Natsu peeked his head around. Zeref wasn't in the freezer. Natsu's eyes widened and he jumped out of the fridge and grabbed a magnifying glass from under spoiled apples.

"Here we go!" He said allowed to himself. "Detective Nastu is on the case!"

He hunched over a bit and put the magnifying glass right in front of his eye. He started to sing some kind of detective song. He crept around the almost empty house. He was super careful not to make any noise

Natsu Made his way to Zeref's room and tiptoed from side to side, careful not to make any noise.

"No bed….vampire," Natsu said to himself "No mirrors …Can't use em' …No garlic….I should bring this up during we gotta prove this person is vampire court….Dark figure in the corner…" Then he realized "DARK FIGURE IN THE CORNER!" he ran and turned it around .It was Zeref. Natsu fist pumped and jumped at the same time "I SOLVED THE CASE!"

"Shut the fu-!" Lucy yelled but stopped for a second noticing Erza" Fudge Doodles up!"

"Can I lie in fan world?"

"Fudge no!"

"Then will you get me fudge doodles?"

"Yeah ,I'll summon one of my spirits and have 'em make it!"

"Heck yeah!"

"…."

"Hurry!"

"…" Natsu grabbed the back of Zeref's shirt and ran dragging along the ground to the living room.

"Why you no summon?" Natsu exclaimed. Lucy, Erza and even Zeref faced palmed.

"Just get on the ground and lay in front of the fans Natsu ….this heating is getting to you"

"What heat?"

"…"

"I'm always this hot! Cause I'm Natsu the salamander! Raised by Igneel the Dragon!"

Then ,Erza knocked him out.

"finally…." Lucy smiled.

"Thank the lord…." Erza mumbled as the four of them laid in the fan room.


Eventually the AC was fixed.


A couple Summors later.


Sorry there hasn't been a lot of chapters lately ! A lot has been going on!

Hope you enjoyed!

Please review!

~Rynn