Writing these weird little comedy things where nobody is in character is fun, but it sucks when I'm trying to write the script for the Lupin comic I want to do and end up staring at the monitor for way too long trying to figure out what the characters are really like.

I guess I could watch more specials to see that Lupin is an idiot whose main goal anymore is saving the world, Jigen is retarded and worthless and fails at being funny or whatever they try to have him be, Goemon is... why is he even in the specials again? He may as well be invisible. Zenigata is super serious in catching Lupin and is a complete fool in doing so and Fujiko is pretty much the only character that seems consistent. Which I find odd. Although, her boobs have an odd way of growing and shrinking, mostly growing, from movie to movie. And her hair is sometimes pretty hideous. And why is she the only one who is allowed to randomly go blond? Blond Goemon would be fabulous.

Round Seven Part Two

"Well, that's just... okay, then."

Mamou could only stand and stare as he and the others looked on at what was left of the prison.

In fact, there was nothing left, all that remained being a smoldering hole in the ground.

Zenigata was angry. His good mood caused by poisoning zoo animals with sugar-filled cookies was no more. Nobody made a fool out of him. Well, maybe Lupin, but that was to be expected.

Disco Ant was no Lupin. He was just some weirdo whose appearance fit his name really well.

Lupin sighed in boredom. "Well, what's done is done. Let's go get something to eat."

The others watched as he walked back to the car.

Food did sound appealing.

...

"This is wonderful. Wonderful!" Disco Ant let out a loud cackle, one which spanned several seconds until it finally died out into a slow and uninspiring whine. "Why aren't you laughing?" he asked with narrowed and suspicious eyes at Metal Moth.

"Oh, right," Metal Moth said quickly and nervously. He began to cackle.

"Enough!"

Metal Moth quickly shut up and shrunk back as his boss stared at him.

After breaking Metal Moth from the prison Disco Ant was feeling rather adventurous and decided to just blow the whole place up. That was, after freeing everyone from the prison and forcing the guards to go home, as Metal Moth had insisted on.

Metal Moth would not make a good villain.

After that bit of fun the two left to Disco Ant's secret underwater lair.

"Now then," Disco Ant said as he rubbed his hands in a way that would make the best villain proud. "Is Cecil ready?"

Metal Moth only stared at Disco Ant while slowly shaking his head and shrugging.

"Cecil," Disco Ant yelled. "Cecil!"

"Is he a special guest of yours, boss?" Metal Moth wondered.

Disco Ant groaned. "Our secret weapon, you idiot!"

"Oh, that." Metal Moth laughed nervously. "I wasn't aware you gave it a name."

"Yes, I did. And it's a very fitting name, I do say."

"Seems like an odd name to me..."

"Odd? Odd? He is named after my childhood hero. Cecil the seasick sea serpent." Disco Ant sighed at the memories.

Metal Moth stared off in thought. "But, how can it be a sea serpent and be-"

"Shut up! I will not have you spoiling my memories!"

And like a good sidekick, Metal Moth shut up.

"Now, without further ado... Release Cecil!" Disco Ant cackled madly.

...

Half empty drinks in hand, the four superheroes left the fast food place and were on the way back to the lair.

"We're listening to this," Lupin insisted as he changed the radio back to the jazz station.

"No," Mamou said loudly as he turned it back to the rock station.

"We aren't listening to either station," Zenigata growled as he changed it back to the country station he had insisted on.

Jigen stayed out of it, his eyes staring at the strange serpent-like object in the distance.

"Jazz!"

"Country!"

"Jazz!"

"Rock!"

The driver sighed as shoulders and arms pushed him as they reached forward from the back seat.

"Um, guys?" Jigen said, his voice unheard over everyone's yelling.

The driver glanced over and gasped as the serpents long neck slammed into buildings along the coast.

"Get closer to it," Jigen told the man.

The man gulped loudly and did so, shaky hands gripping the steering wheel as he switched lanes.

...

Disco Ant laughed loudly as he watched on a large screen as the city was being torn apart by Cecil.

Metal Moth faked enthusiastic laughter. Deep down he was saddened by the evil destruction of it all.

...

The driver stopped the car, parking it in a lot by the shore, the serpent continuing it's rampage two hundred yards to their right.

It's loud screech made Lupin, Mamou and Zenigata stop fighting over the radio, the three now staring in shock at what was before them.

Lupin started to laugh. "What is that thing?"

The other could only stare at him.

"It's like a big... sausage... or something..." Lupin continued to laugh.

"Sausage?" Jigen wondered.

Cecil did not look anything close to a sausage.

"Come on, guys," Lupin said as he pointed towards it. "Let's get that thing and cook it!"

"Does he ever think about anything other than food?" Mamou wondered.

"Be grateful," Jigen muttered. "He could be wanting to screw the thing."

Mamou scrunched his face up in disgust.

The driver pulled out of the parking spot and drove off to get closer to it.

The fight over the radio started once again.

"I can't hear you guys, la la la~" Lupin said as he blasted the radio, saxophones screeching in everyone's ears.

Jigen reached desperately for the radio to turn it off, but instead hit the scan button, the radio stopping on a polka station.

Everyone in the car screamed in horror.

"Hey, look," the driver yelled, pointing at the serpent as it seemed to react to the music.

Cecil screeched loudly and rammed it's head into a building, trying to bury it's ears from the horrible sound coming from the car.

"He hates it," Jigen yelled.

"We all do!" Lupin reached for the radio but had his hand shoved back by Jigen.

"We need to get closer," Zenigata yelled.

"All the roads are blocked," the driver yelled back. "This is as close as I can get!"

Zenigata glared at the serpent. There was no way he was letting that thing get away with what it had done. "We'll have to go to it, then!"

Mamou looked on as Zenigata jumped out of the car. He decided to follow, if only to get away from the horrors of polka.

...

"What is it doing?" Disco Ant growled as he slammed his hands down on the desk in front of him. "Kill, Cecil! Destroy!"

All Disco Ant was seeing, though, was a subdued Cecil, it's head still inside of a building as it wailed in pain.

"Hey, it's those superhero fools," Metal Moth said as he pointed at the screen, four familiar looking people running towards the wreckage.

Disco Ant moved the camera and zoomed in.

What he saw angered and shocked him. But he mostly found it all so confusing.

...

"I don't know polka music," Mamou yelled as he and the others were now wearing their best polka outfits, each holding an accordion.

"Do we have to yodel?" Jigen asked, hoping the answer would be no.

"Come on," Lupin said as he started playing the accordion and dancing around. "The faster it falls, the sooner we eat!"

Zenigata joined in, he and Lupin playing and yodeling like two mad fools.

Jigen and Mamou looked at each other, neither wanting to participate.

"They sound like two cats in heat," Mamou muttered.

"I think I prefer the stuff we heard in the car..." Jigen sighed and played his accordion without much enthusiasm.

Mamou did the same, neither knowing what they were doing, but knowing that they wouldn't be caught dead yodeling.

Zenigata and Lupin were doing a fine enough job of that on their own.

"It's working," Lupin said.

Cecil pulled it's head from the building and spun around, waddling back to the shore as it cried out for mercy.

"Let's follow it," Zenigata suggested.

Lupin agreed, as Cecil was his dinner.

Jigen and Mamou walked after the two as they ran off.

Cecil wailed as got to shore and hurried into the water.

"No, my snack!" Lupin tossed the accordion behind him and ran into the water, swimming after Cecil.

Zenigata looked back as Jigen and Mamou caught up. The three stood and watched as Lupin swam after Cecil while yelling something about being hungry and just wanting a bite.