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Theme - X me Law trying to get into the pants if a embarrassed but secretly willing zoro

Requested By: An Anonymous

Characters: LawxZoro

Warning: M rated

Zoro was sleeping on deck with his hands behind his head. He was snoring away as the sun gently warmed his cool skin. Punk Hazard was a wild island and most of the crew was still shivering from frostbite. The swordsman wasn't whining, but he wanted to stay out in the sun a little longer to get rid of it.

He felt a presence, and his muscles tensed up. A sudden urge to grab his swords was halted because he remembered that Luffy invited the man into their crew (as an alliance). Zoro opened his eye to see a tall, slender man in black staring down at him.

He looked different from the last time he saw this man. Fewer yellow and blue, and more black and white. Regardless, it didn't ruin his handsome features, rather it doubled. His features were hard and rarely showed any emotion-except the other day when Trafalgar mumbled about hating bread. He didn't seem to be much of a bad guy either, but Zoro still had tense moments. He wasn't as doubtful as he was with Robin or Nami, but he always had his eyes on Trafalgar.

"Roronoa-ya, if you want to sleep, you should head to your dormitory. You'll catch a cold."

"Thanks for your concern, but I'm fine," Zoro closed his eye, "I always sleep outside."

"Unfortunately," Trafalgar Law said while folding his arms, "from departing the last island, the majority of your crewmates caught a cold and are currently in care."

Zoro opened his eye again and narrowed them, "They did?"

"Yeah. So, I'm here to give you a checkup too." Law knelt down, so he was face to face with the swordsman. He had a popsicle stick in his hand, "Open wide."

It took a second for Zoro to acknowledge because he couldn't imagine Law as a doctor. Well, if everyone was getting a cold, then he should have a checkup too. Although, he never believed in doctors and he fought with a terrible fever-

He expected the dull wooden stick to hit his tongue. What he didn't expect was another tongue entering his mouth. Zoro's eye snapped open to see Law's face and he let out a gasp. The doctor had his eyes closed and was kissing the swordsman quietly and calmly. Zoro was dumbstruck that he couldn't move, but he did feel his heart flutter.

Law pulled away and said with a straight face, "Your temperature seems stable."

"What was that?"

Law looked confused. "I was checking your temperature."

"Then what was the point of using the popsicle stick?"

"It was an act." Law rummaged his jacket, "Finding the temperature this way is much easier."

Zoro's mouth opened and closed like a nutcracker. But he didn't remain surprised for long because Trafalgar Law began to move again. The doctor had his hands on Zoro's jacket and pulled it apart. Then, he started unbuckling his belt and unzipping his pants.

"Hey hey! What are you doing?" Zoro shouted while he tried to swat Law's hand away.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing."

"No, this is weird! Chopper doesn't do this!"

"Really? Then, this is bad." Law's hands grabbed the hems of Zoro's pants and pulled them down. He paused to stare at Zoro's gray boxers, "You need your monthly checkup here too."

"For what!?"

"Your prostate, of course."

"My-" Zoro's face turned red, "I don't need one!"

Zoro screamed when Law yanked his boxers down and pulled his legs up and apart, "It'll be short. I'm just going to use my Big Probing Stick to see if it's all right." Law mumbled as he was unbuckling his own pants.

"Stop!" Zoro shouted while he buried his face with his hands, "We're out in public!"

"Don't worry," Law reassured while pressing the My Big Probing Stick into Zoro's puckering entrance, "I'm a doctor."