Had this crazy idea and had to write it down because it was hilarious! Enjoy
Break Up
"I have something important to talk to you about." She said, eyes averted towards the mahogany desk.
She was only met with complete silence, causing her to bite her bottom lip nervously.
"I don't think this is working out between us anymore. I met someone else and he's amazing." She said, eyes still focusing in the desk. "Actually, I've known him for a while and we seem to click together better. It would seem silly when I tell you who it is."
She paused, waiting for a reply, but knowing she wouldn't receive one.
"It's really not you. You've been great, but I can only see us as friends. You've been so loyal throughout the years and I have nothing but gratitude for it. We've never been able to move forward in our relationship and it's time for a change."
She sighed when silence followed. This was the worst break up she had ever had to do. She had heard that break ups were hard to do no matter what, but the silence was what was making it so much harder on her.
"I hope you won't have any hard feelings towards me about this. I honestly think it's best for the both of us. I just hope we can stay friends after all of this."
Finally, she brought her gaze up and stared into the beady eyes. They were scrutinizing her intently. She held the gaze though. She would have to make it through this on one piece.
"Who are you talking to?" A deep voice asked from the shadows suddenly.
"Amicus." She said, not breaking the eye contact.
She heard precise footsteps move closer to her desk. Suddenly, her ex was lifted from the desk and tossed by calloused and scared hands.
"You're breaking up with the teddy bear I gave you for your birthday?"
She nodded, "I had to break the news to him that you and I are together and he won't need to snuggle with me any longer."
"It's an inanimate object, Relena. It won't care that I'm here."
She smiled, leaning back into her chair and looking up into the dark blue eyes she has always been so fond of.