Well, the regents and finals are coming in one week for me, and I really need to study. The chapters may take longer to be written, but I'm sure I'll finish the story before July comes. Please R+R, it makes me happy!

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"Hitmonchan, fire punch!" Ordered Kihill. Hitmonchan's arms were on fire as it punched pidgeotto 3 times.

"Pidgeotto has fainted, Kihill is the winner!" said the referee.

"Return hitmonchan!" Kihill walked outside of the stadium and met with Felipe.

"That was a really good battle." said Felipe.

"Yeah, but I'll have to fight you next, on the semi-finals."

"I knew we were going to battle, I just didn't know when. If I lose in this tournament, I'll be glad it was to you."

"Same here! Guess I'll see you tomorrow."

"See ya."

~ on the next day

"Well Falco, we're already here. The semi-finals!" said John. But Falco was looking at something with a pair of binoculars. "What are you looking at?"

"Shhh! There's two lesbians making out over there." said Falco silently.

"Give me those!"

"Here, I have another pair." John looked through the binoculars and almost fell from his chair.

"Oh my God, thank you!"

"Today's match is between Felipe and Kihill!" said the referee.

"Holy shit, are those lesbians!?" said Felipe.

"Yeah, they are!" answered Kihill, and jolteon was next to him.

"Sta-" The referee caught a glimpse of the lesbians and started to drool. "Holy pie! Lesbians!" All the males in the stadium turned and watched in amazement as the two girls made out. The girls stopped and looked around, half the stadium staring at them.

"Start already!" yelled Erika.

"Damn it, they stopped. Well, then start the match!"

"I choose pidgeot!" said Kihill.

"I'll use magmar! Use flamethrower!"

"Counter with whirlwind!" The flames were thrown back at magmar by the force of the wind, but they didn't affect him.

"Good idea, but try to repel this! Fire blast!"

"Whirlwind again!" This time the flames passed through the wind and hit pidgeot, who was able to stay in the air.

"Use smokescreen, magmar!" Smoke covered the two pokemon.

"Blow it away with gust!" The smoke was blown to the sky by pidgeot's powerful wings. Magmar had jumped and was now right behind pidgeot.

"Good, now use strength!" Magmar grabbed pidgeot, who screamed when it felt the heat from magmar's body. Pidgeot was then tossed on the ground. "Finish it off with a flamethrower!"

"It won't be so easy, Felipe. Agility!" Pidgeot got up and easily dodged the flames, then tackled magmar, who was still in the air. Magmar landed on both feet.

"Confuse ray!" Pidgeot begun to tackle the air, thinking something was there. "Now a flamethrower!" The flames hit pidgeot as it cried in pain. Pidgeot then fell on the ground, fainted.

"Good battle pidgeot. Hitmonchan, your turn!"

"Thunder punch, magmar!"

"Use ice punch!" Both pokemon begun to punch each other as sparks and ice flew from them. "Now use comet punch!" Hitmonchan was punching magmar furiously, like there was no tomorrow. Magmar then lost his step and fell, and received a punch on the gut.

"Magmar, return! Vaporeon, go!"

"Use thunder punch!"

"Dodge and water gun!" Vaporeon dodged the punch and sprayed hitmonchan with water.

"Mach punch!" Hitmonchan suddenly appeared next to vaporeon and gave it a quick jab.

"Ice beam vaporeon!" Hitmonchan did a side-step and avoided the beam.

"Thunder punch!" Vaporeon cried in pain as electricity flowed through its body.

"Use aurora beam on the ground!" Vaporeon jumped away and shot the beam, which froze the ground under hitmonchan. It begun to slip and tried to stand up.

"Now's your chance, use ice beam!"

"Mega punch hitmonchan!" The ice beam hit hitmonchan and threw it against a wall on the stadium. As this happened a huge fist on the air hit vaporeon and threw it against the opposite wall on the stadium. Hitmonchan was frozen against the wall of the stadium, and vaporeon struggled to get up.

"Vaporeon is the winner!" said the referee.

"Good job hitmonchan. Jolteon, your turn." The jolteon jumped on the field.

"Should I switch? Vaporeon can barely stand up. Vaporeon return, take a rest!" Bulbasaur walked forward. "Sandslash, go! Sorry bulbasaur, but sandslash has a type advantage. I promise I'll use you first on the finals."

"Saur...."

"But to get to the finals you'll have to beat me! Use thunder, jolteon!" Sandslash jumped away from the attack, fearing it might cause pain. "Paralyze it with thunder wave!" An electric cage was formed around sandslash, but sandslash simply walked through it.

"Good, now use swift!" Stars came out of sandslash's arms and hit jolteon, knocking it back.

"Pin missile!" Jolteon's spiky fur stiffed and spikes were shot at sandslash, who tried to defend itself.

"Use roll out!"

"Don't let it get away!" yelled Kihill. Sandslash curled up into a ball and dodged all of the spikes.

"Use dig, sandslash!" Sandslash, still curled up into a ball, jumped up and dug a hole on the ground.

"Use agility so sandslash can't hit you!" Jolteon begun to run around the stadium, not stopping for one second.

".........now!!" Sandslash popped out of the ground and hit jolteon's front legs and head. Jolteon tried to get up, feeling the powerful blow to its head.

"Now rock throw!" Sandslash hit the ground with its claws and picked up a rock as big jolteon. "Use tackle if it dodges the rock!" Sandslash threw the rock, but jolteon got up at the last second and dodged it. Jolteon thought it was out of danger but it is suddenly tackled and thrown against a wall.

"Jolteon is unable to battle! Felipe is the winner!" Felipe walked towards Kihill, who looked sad.

"That was a great match."

"Yeah, but I lost....."

"Come on, it's not the end of the world. So, where are you going now?"

"I'm going to watch you in the finals, then I'll go to Hoenn. I'm sure you'll win this thing!"

"Thanks!" They then did some crazy handshake as Erika ran towards Felipe and hugged him..

"Great match, huh, Falco?" said John.

"Nah, I think it was kinda boring." Falco turned away from the loudspeaker. "Bulbasaur hasn't fought in 2 matches, and nobody has died yet. And if nobody dies in the finals, I'll own you 2 grand."

"Speaking of the finals, it will be Felipe versus Scott, a 6 versus 6, a winner take all, a match that will be muy loca!"

"Please shut up. We'll see you all tomorrow, for the finals!!" Falco untied his tie. "So, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm just going to get drunk, and hopefully get laid."

"And does it ever work?"

"No...." Jon begun to cry.

"There, there. Will find a nice she-male for you."

"That line sucked!"

"I know."