I sighed as I looked over the entirety of the cast. We were over crowded. Too many people were here now, and I was honestly having a hard time keeping track of them all. 'Might as well get this over with...' I thought to myself as I fired a revolver shot into the ceiling. Everyone jumped a foot into the air and looked at me startled. "I'm gonna be blunt about this. Some of you have to leave."
"Might I ask why?" Kid asked, trying to get the thoughts of being stuck in an asymmetrical room out of his mind.
"Too many people, can't get you all in, so I'm sending the ones who don't get many dares and aren't related to or in a relationship with the original cast, the co-hosts, or the co-host's family home. You'll visit if you want, but it will usually be if someone dares you something," I explained, trying to be as fair as possible about this.
"So who's leaving?" Maka asked, a little scared about losing her partner.
"I'll tell ya next chapter, but for now, it's Halloween… or at least close to it… so we're going to throw a party!" That perked everyone up. "Now then, if you would please give your dares, godly."
"Gladly, Draco," godly chuckled, removing himself from Eleanor's embrace so he could read his dares properly.
Maka- well this this taking forever
hey us hosts and co-hosts have school and college
Utsuho- I will never understand history
Kid- I'm guessing she's why we don't have chicken to eat
Utsuho- Bird?*preps her cannon*
Draco: i got a message from Yuuka saying shes coming back to get Simon
Maka: go to a haunted house with Soul
Shad: you know the aliens that hunt Xenomorphs? well they want your skull
Booker: using any means necessary find out what wiped out the dinosaurs
Liz and Patti: play the evil within and Liz if you puke, faint, run out, or try to turn off the game you start over
Ryu: Utsuho is a better flyer than you
Sapphire: make costumes for everyone
Jake: set up the equipment for the Halloween party
Rose: you're putting up decorations
Nuke: get the candy and drinks. if you eat it and put alcohol in any thing you will find out why Utsuho is known as the Subterranean Sun
Delta and Jack: hows it coming?
Chaotic: True but i'm the older brother of your crush so just think how that plays out
Spirit: don't even think about it
Utsuho-*standing over Kids asymmetrically burnt corpse* lets get this started
by the way how did you-
Satori- Me and Orin are coming with her to make sure nothing happens
*signs*
Satori- Yes i wont be telling too many secrets like Tsubaki's infatuation with this idiot BlackStar
Orin- Maybe we can come next Valentines day too*perverted grin*
Satori and me- Orin just stop we're in public
"Oh come on!" I groaned, trying to think of a way to get my friend's counterpart out of this.
"Um… wat?" Nuke asked confused, not knowing what was happening. (Yes, I typed wat instead of what, that's just how he talks sometimes)
"I'm not going too into detail, but lets just say that I sent her a clone of Simon and she flipped out and destroyed GameStop. After that, me and Elizabeth ended up fighting her, Elizabeth bit her and tore out some flesh, buildings were destroyed, and she ended up going full out Jason. Me and godly stopped it before it got too bad," I explained. Everyone stared at me and Elizabeth with shock and horror, their mouths gaping. "What?"
"You don't think it went too far when Elly bit out a piece of FLESH?" Maka nearly screamed, the amount of madness that she just heard comparable to a kishin.
"When you get the guts to stop two omnipotent beings in a fight, come talk to me, otherwise, I was justified," I sighed, watching Maka think for a bit before paling at the thought.
"Helloooo," Yuuka smirked, swinging her parasol on her finger. "I believe you cheated me out of a certain ginger to torture. By the way, destroy my garden again and you're dead."
"He's over there, just please don't destroy the place," I pointed, trying to keep her from killing us all.
"You traitor!" Simon yelled at me in rage. He began to run away as fast as he could, Yuuka laughing like a madman as she chased him down… or madwoman in her case.
"She's my kind of person!" Larxene grinned, glad to have a torture buddy.
"This would be more of a Liz and Patty dare, but OK," Maka shrugged, grabbing Soul's hand and going to the carnival. I smirked and recalibrated the portal to take them to a certain mansion instead.
"Let them come, I'm ready for them!" Shad boasted, holding up his new weapon proudly. He had a scythe made of steel for the shaft and ebony for the blade. He forged it himself back in Skyrim (hint hint).
"You do realize I did research on them, and they are master hunters right?" I asked my former counterpart, handing him my notes on the Predators. Shad skimmed over the notes, his bold expression disappearing by the second.
"I need help," he sighed after handing me my notes back.
"We'll help you daddy!" Shad's kids cheered, arming themselves with weapons. Ryu used a pair of battle claws, Natalie a knife and scoped pistol, and Sapphire a sniper rifle. Wow… dedicated kids.
"Um… sure," Booker shrugged, calling for Elizabeth. "Elizabeth, what happened to the dinosaurs?!"
"Asteroid and then an ice age did them in!" the girl in question shouted back. "By the way, I found the taste of blood… I don't know how to describe it, but it wasn't bad."
"I know this isn't going to be good," Liz moaned, her sister already turning on the her computer and starting the game. It wasn't half an hour before Liz screamed at the zombie-estique enemies in the game, where as Patty was finding everything and laughed at the creepy parts or looked a bit confused at the horror parts.
Ryu stared down Utsuho for a solid minute before collapsing to her knees, bowing and screaming, "Teach me Utsuho-senpai!" in the most dramatic manner possible.
"Unyo?" was Utsuho's response, cocking her head to the side with a confused look etched on her face. BTW, Utsuho looks like Ryu if she was older, wore a green ribbon, white clothes, had black bird wings, and a cannon on her arm. Oh, and a giant red gem on her dress.
"Is it me, or is she a little-" "Scatterbrained? Yes she is," godly said, cutting Izumo off.
"I'm on it!" Sapphire saluted before rushing to her room to get started on the costumes.
Jake whistled and a bunch of drones flew out from the vents that Sapphire and her sisters DIDN'T use. "Alright guys, we got a party to put together, so lets get this started!" The drones immediately began buzzing around, doing the wiring and setting up the speakers, the DJ booth, everything we needed.
"When'd he find the time to make drones?" Axel asked as one nearly took his head off in it's haste.
"Probably in between chapters," Delta shrugged as he watched Lord Death playing pool with Mephisto. It was an intense game between the two since they were both gods (or a demon in Mephisto's case) and tactical geniuses.
"...You realize that none of them will be fake, right?" Rose inquired, her fingers beginning to twitch with anticipation.
"Whatever gets the job done," godly shrugged, handing her a shovel and a machete. Rose grinned a mile wide and ran to the graveyard and splicer hangouts. We're not seeing her for a while.
"Hey, Yuno, wanna come with?!" Nuke shouted over to his girlfriend, who was sparring with BlackStar at the moment.
"Sure!" Yuno answered smiling, offhandedly smacking BlackStar with the flat of her blade in his temple. He fell to the ground screaming in agony, trying to nurse his head. Tsubaki rubbed the small of his back to try and comfort him.
A resounding boom came from Jake's room as the two veterans came out, covered head to toe in soot and smoke. "Well, it's still in development, but we're getting closer," Jack answered, holding up a pistol with its barrel split apart.
"The ultimate weapon… is a pistol?" Bon asked, trying to get this clear.
"Look at it like this; small, portable, and a hell of a lot of power, something we didn't have in Rapture," Delta explained, polishing off his armor.
"...Well played," Chaotic smirked, obviously getting an idea. "But let me ask you this; if your sister were to be around a person like me, happy most of the time, open, smiling a lot, what impact do you think that would have on her?"
"Fine," Spirit grumbled. Umm… am I missing something?
I sighed before turning to the red haired Kasha. "Hello, Orin. Just remember that little promise, and you can stay."
"Are you sure you don't wanna reconsider?" Orin basically purred, earning a glare from Elizabeth.
"That's Shad over there," I pointed, her gaze turning to my creation and perking up.
"Well in that case, nevermind!" Orin giggled excitedly. "I wonder what's under that trenchco-"
"Not in public neko," I sighed, trying to get rid of the headache that was beginning to form. This is going to be a looong night.
BlackStar was playing basketball with Kid and in mid dunk when he heard that piece of news and ended up flipping over and landing on his head due to the distraction. Tsubaki's reaction was only to blush and stutter, trying to deny that she had feelings for her meister.
"Everything's ready!" Rose and Sapphire yelled in synch. As Sapphire handed out the costumes, I notice what most of the people had. Shad was a devil with a trenchcoat on, Rose was a modest succubus, Jake was a cyborg… or more of one, Simon went as his counterpart Blade, Sapphire was a shade, Natalie was Larxene, and Ryu was a draconian. Rin and Yukio got angel costumes (a bit of irony on Sapphire's part), Bon was a priest, Izumo a shrine maiden, Shiami was a gardener, Kuro had his fur dyed black, and Mephisto was a jester.
Since Maka and Soul weren't back yet they weren't in costume, but Kid was a smaller version of his father, and while Liz and Patty were still playing their game, Liz still dressed up as Luigi and Patty was Mario, BlackStar was Naruto and Tsubaki was Hinata, Crona was in a pink rabbit suit that exposed her face, and Lord Death was in his old getup. Delta and Eleanor had their armor on, Booker was in a Sherlock Holmes costume, Elizabeth was going as Alice from Alice Madness Returns, and Jack was going as Fontaine. Pike had a Sora costume on with a foam keyblade, Chaotic was wearing his helmet from his Big Brother armor, Nuke was wearing Kaneki's mask from Tokyo Ghoul and Yuno was Rize, godly was in his Touhou clothes, and finally, I was a Khajiit from Skyrim.
Rose had littered the base with skulls and other bones, splattered blood all over the walls and ceilings, used entrails as the streamers, and had sewn linen wraps together for the table cloths. Scented candles were on the tables and in the rafters, filling the air with the scent of pine, pumpkins and a hint of blood, making Shad's eyes dilate a little at the smell, and had arranged the candy on mannequins to look like different people, none of which we knew, the punch bowl was inside a giant's skull that had its top cut off, and the rest of the room was in a halloween spirit all round. The only one who said anything was Shad. "Rose is a genius when it comes to decorating apparently."
"So then, I suppose it's Nuke's turn to do some dares," I said offhandedly. I stood still for a second before snatching a Reese's off a mannequin and eating it. Mmmm. Reese's.
"Be warned, I've been on a bit of an ebola craze lately," Nuke smirked, taking out his list of dares and clearing his throat.
Hello ya little shit's. Sometimes, you may need to do chapters without my dares. School is a total whore, like more of a whore then my mom XD (Ask Draco. My mom is worse than Hitler.) Anyway, here are the dares.
Stein: How'd you like Hanji?
Blackstar: You. Yuno. Fight. Now.
Yuno: *whispering in her ear* Know how Draco said he didn't want our spawn running around? We should soooo do that too piss him off. *winks*
Anyone: Get me a big ass nuclear bomb and a portal to North Korea. Y'all already know why.
Shad: Go catch ebola and lock yourself in a containment chamber. I wanna see the effects.
Rose: *whispers so Yuno doesn't hear* Get me a bunch of really nice flowers and a reservation at a really fancy hotel. Also get me a ring that has a band made of platinum, and a ruby in the middle.
Shad: *whispering so Yuno can't hear once again* Get me a nice suit, and Yuno a really nice dress. Also get me a lot of alcohol.
Sapphire: *Whispers again so Yuno doesn't hear.* I want you to find a really nice honeymoon location for me and Yuno. If you couldn't tell, I plan on marrying her.
Satan: Kill anyone who tries to fuck with the, uh, *whispers* Wedding.
godly: You make me streak huh? Well guess what? As revenge, go cannibalize someone from West Africa. You'll get ebola, AND I can call you a filthy cannibal.
Make and Soul: First thing, get the following bands to play at the you know what:
Pierce The Veil
Sleeping With Sirens
My Chemical Romance
All Time Low
Also, I think you two would look great as a couple. Just sayin...
Announcement: The thing I've been getting you all to prepare for is to happen this chapter, at the end.
*lean over and kisses Yuno on the cheek* You'll love it once it's done.
"Yeah, his mom's pretty bad," I agreed. "The only reason he didn't get child services on her ass was because he wanted to stay where his friends are. As to why she's a whore… from what Nuke's told me, she's had so many boyfriends, he lost count at 20."
"Respect," Soul nodded, Maka clinging to his arm in fear. Apparently being a demon weapon keeps you from getting Slender Sickness… or maybe having a demon inside you? Oh yeah, Soul had a Freddy Krueger costume on and Maka was dressed up as Hermione Granger… fitting.
"He hasn't come back…" Spirit trailed off, looking at the portal in fear and anticipation. "And knowing Stein, it's not because he was eaten."
Yuno glanced at BlackStar and saw he was still out of it from her sparring session with him. She then shrugged and threw her hatchet at him, hitting him right in the head. "Easy enough," she smiled, retrieving her weapon.
"That was just ruthless," Hunter commented from the rafters.
"This is coming from the guy who ambushes people from nowhere!" Nuke retaliated.
Yuno was stunned, her mind trying to process what Nuke basically just asked her to do. When it finally went through, a bit of blood came out of her nose and she fainted. "I'll take that as a yes," Satori chuckled, amused at what just happened.
I was personally confused at what Nuke was talking about and looked up what was going on in North Korea nowadays and felt a pang in my chest. I growled and gave Nuke a mini nuke I made, strong enough to level all of Africa if set properly. "Give em hell," I seethed.
"Is it me, or is Draco REALLY pissed off about NK," Eleanor asked Elizabeth, thinking that since she was a near omnipotent being she'd know.
"He hates tyrants, dictators, the like," Elizabeth explained, summarizing my anger. "Especially when people or power are abused in the process."
Shad didn't even think before jumping into the pit, not exactly intent on seeing what an evolving disease would do if exposed to ADAM. That's Stein's job, maybe Hanji now that she's met Stein.
Rose smiled knowingly and went out to Skyrim to get a few more… exotic flowers after tossing the ginger a ring to him from one of the heists Shad and her went on to pass the time, exactly how Nuke described it, and a hotel reservation that she made for Shad and her, but figured that Nuke and Yuno might need it more, after she called in and changed the names on the reservation.
"I think I can work something out," Shad shrugged before getting into contact from one of the many people he's saved as Ghost. Being a vigilante hero has it's perks I guess.
"I'm on it!" Sapphire saluted. I smiled at her anticipation, as she was bouncing with anticipation at the thought of helping with a soon to be married couple's honeymoon. I can only imagine how she'll be at Shad and Rose's wedding.
Satan, from his kingdom in hell, smirked at his follower's request and remembered this particular one… oh screw it, it took a hell of a lot of convincing and blackmailing to get him to agree to coming to be the bouncer for the wedding. Although, it helped the case to hear that he wasn't going to be even close to a church or anything holy.
"Um… you didn't though," godly countered, obviously trying to find a way out of his dare. "Now that I think about it, you were fighting at Satan's side at the time."
"Don't care, go do it!" Nuke exclaimed, putting his nuclear fist on for good measure. Damn, he really wants to see this happen!
"... I hate you," godly stated before heading out. I don't expect to see him back anytime soon… or at least until the cure or vaccine for ebola comes out here in a few days.
"I'm pretty sure we can get them here by the end of the chapter… wait what?!" Soul responded. Maka was blushing like mad and everything she tried to say was in stutter or was incoherent.
"You got it buddy," I nodded, the others too in agreement. "Anyway, I think it's time for Chaotic's dares now, so if you don't mind Chaotic…"
"Alright!" Chaotic answered a bit nervously, taking a shaky step away from the vents. "Just please don't hurt me for this."
"It can't be that bad… right?" Eleanor asked, Chaotic's face growing grim. Well. This can't be good.
Chaotic Runs into room
"Okay,I got good news and bad the good news is here are the dares"
Shad: bring me Blackbeard's hat
Sapphire: stay away from the vents. Seriously, stay away from them
Rose: keep an eye on sapphire
Will: play the impossible quiz series
Lyoko: find my cousin Waldo
"Okay, now for the bad news. The surprise was a hybrid of a xenomorph and a chimera but it kinda broke out and went into the vents. Nuke, I'll need your help. First we-" tail comes out of vents and starts dragging chaotic back with it.
"Okay I have one more dare to everyone. HELP ME!"
Disappears into the vents screaming.
"I'm good with that, I'll probably hit up one of the douche Blackbeards and get a bit of pleasure out of it," Shad shrugged, getting his Assassin's armor ready and heading out to the portal in the seas where Blackbeard was most.
"I think that should be more of a warning to the younger me and her older sister," Sapphire replied. "They've been going through a phase where they use the vents to go from room to room."
"I'll do ya one better and keep an eye on all three of my kids," Rose smiled. Before anyone could blink, she grabbed Natalie and Ryu and yanked them away from the vents. "You two need to stay away from those for a while."
"Why?" Natalie asked her mother, more confused than upset.
"Apparently something is wrong with them and you can't be in them for now," Rose tried to explain in a motherly tone. The two children seemed to accept that and ran off to play with Utsuho and Eleanor.
"Impossible, he's been dead for a while now," Shad stated. He had a scent of sea salt on him now and had Blackbeard's hat in his hand. "And here's your hat man."
"I'll see what I can do, but you'll have to send me a description of what he looks like," I said in agreement. "And let me get this straight. You thought it would be a good idea to fuse together a xenomorph, whose only natural weakness is fire, with a firebreathing creature that is by nature immune to heat?!"
"Let's take a look at what we're dealing with then," Hunter sighed, crawling down from his home in the rafters. I silently handed him a head mounted camera with night vision so we could watch what this thing looked like. The hybrid crawled into the vent Chaotic was dragged into and followed his scent to a small burrow underground. What we saw made us all laugh. Apparently, it was a chimera of a dragon's eyes and fire resistant hide, a cat's ability to retract its claws and a fur covered tail with the telltale blade of a xenomorph, and a human's skin, hair, composure and posture. Right now, it was pinning down Chaotic to a wall and trying cuddle up to him due to it's cat-like nature. The best part? It was a girl.
"I'm not going to fucking ask how in the HELL he managed to pull something like this off," Hunter laughed, "but are you sure I should help Chaotic out you guys? Maybe I should give these two some time alooooone!"
"Come and help me you zombie bastard!" the co-host yelled at the hybrid, drawing the chimeramorph's attention to him. The creature held Chaotic closer to herself and growled at Hunter, daring him to try to separate her from its prize. "I think the only reason it isn't attacking me actually is because I beat it in a fight, so… yeah just freaking help me!" The chimeramorph held him even tighter. "PLEASE!"
"Um… I think I'll send in Mr. Cuddles for this one," Sapphire suggested, whistling for her pet. The predalien burst out of the ground and listened for Sapphire's orders intently. "Go save Chaotic boy!" It gave a sort of salute and burrowed underground and went for the nest the chimeramorph made.
"Since this will probably take a while, how about we just go to my brother's attempt at torture dares," I said, holding up the sheet with said person's dares on it. After everyone seemed to nod in agreement (with the exception of Chaotic) I cleared my throat and started reading off my brother's dares.
Sorry for torture dares but I just lost a long battle with a printer.
Everyone: ANYONE ASKS AND I SLICE YOU INTO A MILLION LITTLE BITS AND THROW YOU INTO THE PIT!
Jake: Make me an alchemy plasmid and clap tonic (so that I just have to clap to use alchemy) that will only work for me, Draco, Shad, Rose, and Sapphire, NO EXCEPTIONS!
Shad: Get me a magic sword that can transform into other weapons such as a spear, bow and arrow, knife, 3d maneuver gear, staff, etc.
Rose: Help me kill Simon and I'll give you a free pass on the torture dares, I need to vent some anger.
Rin: Once I get the magic sword, fight me, just to let you know I've been training with Rinku since I've arrived and I just as good as him and he is basically a master.
Yuno:(Whispers so Kid doesn't hear) Kid asked me to tell you that he wants you to use you psycho machete skills to destroy everything in his room, except the bed.
Maka: Maka chop anybody who gets too close to me this chapter and I won't torture you.
Hans: Get me a TARDIS. Oh, and the interior has to look like the inside of season 5.
Everyone who dares: No one can get me back for this because I graciously lost to a printer and I'm not to happy right now because it was for a report due TOMORROW!
Bye, if you need me I'll be looking for a sledgeham- I mean ink and gas and a mat- I mean paper for my printer. *Leaves laughing in an insane evil manner*
"Wanna explain that Draco, since I KNOW Pike doesn't have the balls to fuck with me and Yuno's combined wrath," Nuke asked me, drawing his hatchet for good measure.
"He had a report to print out and it was being a little bitch," I begun, snickering at the memory. "He tried everything from changing the font to changing the color, and the best part is, he tried printing out pre programmed games of sudoku and mazes and those worked but when it was so close to working on the last time, he only got not even half a page out of two." Nuke was cracking up at my brother's misfortune, along with Patty and Rinku.
"Give me a day or two, you'll have it by next chapter," Jake nodded, already guessing the right way to shift the ADAM to make the plasmid and tonic.
"Um, I'm not gonna do that since you can basically do that with your own weapon when you get that plasmid," Shad argued.
"He has a point!" Axel agreed. He was watching Satori fight himself on Kingdom Hearts 2 Final mix.
"I have the right to decline seeing as how you didn't give me any, and I honestly don't want Yuno after my head for causing Nuke pain," Rose reasoned. She walked over to the sparring arena to battle Kid afterwards, leaving Pike to silently cursing godly for doing that to the two ginger headed cast members.
"Alright, so next chapter then," Rin smiled before going off to train before the fight.
"Give me five minutes," Yuno smiled sweetly, humming the first opening to Mirai Nikki to herself as she walked to Kid's room, her hatchet and machete in hand. A scream from Kid signified she did her job right.
godly grabbed Pike by the collar of his costume and slammed him into the wall. "If you so much as lay a finger on my sister, I will torture you much worse than Nuke ever could and feed your remains to the chimeramorph!" he growled, Soul, Crona and Spirit nodding in agreement.
"O… K then?" Hans said a bit confused. I handed him a tablet with Dr. Who on it, a skeleton key (gift from Lady Nocturnal) and sent him off.
"Those were your 'torture' dares?" Nuke asked incredulously. "The only thing that was torturous about those was the fact Kid's room was wrecked, and even then that one's been said and done a ton of times!"
"Don't judge me, it's my first time doing these!" Pike argued. "That and I didn't have much time to write them up."
I debated on whether or not to send in my own dares, but figured I'd do it next chapter. Right now, I think it's time for that wedding Nuke has in mind to happen. The atmosphere is already pretty amazing for the two; blood, limbs and the vibe of terror were all around, despite it being December, thanks to Rose's decorations. I smiled at the Nuke and Yuno and had Maka bring in the bands Nuke asked for, as well as had him changed into the suit he wanted with tickets and the ring he asked for in the pockets.
I didn't listen to him do the proposal and all that junk. I just smiled and watched as everyone congratulate the two on their marriage. In case you're all wondering, Deus blessed the marriage. As the two left, I could help but feel happy for them. That smile grew as Orin dragged Shad into his room while Rose was getting drunk and singing with Eleanor, godly and Axel.
"Well guys, I guess that's all for now, so before I go, Imma put in the conversation with godly that involved Yuuka and Elly's fight, how the Touhou cast decided to celebrate godly's birthday (with consequences) and that deal I made with Orin," I said, munching on another Reeses. "So enjoy the show and I hope you all review and give feedback on how I'm doing so far!"
(My side, godly's side)
Yuuka has been calling me saying she hasn't dealt enough damage on Will.
Ummm... Will commited suicide again and is out for good.
oh no
Yuuka- hello*walks in with a sinister smile*
Well, I'm out, have fun godly. *grabbed by Elizabeth*
Elly: lets just get it over with.
*sigh* fine.
Yuuka- now where is that little pest that was spraying plant killer on my flowers?
*hiding under a table shaking* ASK DRACO HE KNOWS!*curls into a ball*
You dick. *sigh* He got sick of being picked on and killed himself in a way he can't be brought back.
*shivers* Sorry Draco but Yuuka is the stuff of nightmares. That and after what she did to me when we first meet terrifies me of her. And to not be so detailed everything was put back together yet i feel like i can never be a father
Yikes. Wonder how that's gonna go with Eleanor.
Eirin- I fixed everything so that shouldn't happen.
Well I still feel something's wrong.
Yuuka- well who's going to pay for my poor flowers? Perhaps you would like to send someone over?
Don't do it she happily turns little kids into fertilizer if they mess with her sunflowers.
I'll send a certain pain in the a** to her. Simon. *throws ko'd simon at her* go nuts.
Yuuka- Thank you.
...Dude you do realize that 1 Nuke still feels the pain Simon does and 2 isn't Simon in old hell throwing eggs?
She doesn't know that. And I think Nuke is too busy with Yuno right now to notice
*unimportant text*
You have no idea.
Utsuho's- Unyo?
Anyway let's hope Simon will live.
Eirin- not likely how his intestines have been thrown everywhere.
Actually... *sniffs air* That's not blood and guts. Simon must've left a decoy.
Then Yuuka will come back to kill someone for being tricked...RUN!*dashes into a room*
Well then... hey Elizabeth, wanna head over to gamestop?
Elizabeth: I don't see why not.
Eirin- Really didn't expect that*gets off phone* Yuuka is on a rampage and destroyed GameStop.
...Lock and load Elly, we're goin' hunting.
Elizabeth: *pumps shotgun* Way ahead of you. Bitch is gonna DIE for destroying my favorite store.
Shad: Should we be worried?
Rose: Two omnipotent beings going on a all out war against another omnipotent being. I think we should hide.
Ryu: I wanna watch!
Shad and Rose: NO!
Utsuho- maybe I should come too
No way! I like this place to not be a nuclear wasteland.
Rumia- Is that so~!
That is so. It would be worse if you were unsealed.
*whistles to get yuuka's attention*
Elizabeth: *throws boulder and sics songbird on yuuka* DIE B*** DIE!
Pike: pass the popcorn will ya maka?
Maka: I wonder where Soul is? *passes popcorn*
Yuuka-* uses Soul as a human meat shield* Good a fight.*bears a sadistic evil grin* Try not to die when I turn you into dust*points umbrella at her opponents*
Wait she's going to do THAT?! GET DOWN!
Yuuka-GRAND SPARK!*fires a giant laser from her umbrella*
Utsuho- ...I hope Orin doesn't have to mop up their corpses. She prefers them in one piece.
Not that helpful
*blocks laser with rift to her flower garden* how's it feel knowing that you just destroyed every flower in your field?
Elizabeth: smart move.
Uh oh.
Yuuka-* splits into three copies* TRIPLE SPARK!*each copy fires a laser making a larger blast*
She is one of the most powerful beings in Gensokyo and has a house in the realm of dreams
*reflects back* Mirror Barrier!
Elizabeth: *forms wall to prevents Yuuka's escape* LET THERE BE VENGEANCE!
Yuuka-* ducks under it* Nice breeze. Now it's my turn*gets in front of Draco before anyone could blink and slams him into the ground repeatedly*
Rumia- Don't you think you should do Something?
Maybe. But hopefully it will calm down before it gets bad.*ducks down avoiding a blast, some hair burnt off* I think.
Elizabeth: Let go of him! *pulls Yuuka off and bites her hard in the shoulder*
I think it just got worse.
Elizabeth: *tears out chunk of flesh* Hahahahahahahaha!
Definitely worse.
Yuuka- *punches Elizabeth* Feisty aren't your?*throws sunflowers that cut Elizabeth* lets see how long you last
Ya maybe it's going to far.
Eirin- what was your first clue
Elizabeth: *summons a chain saw and puts on a Jason mask, revving the chainsaw* Bring it on cupcake!
I'm... just gonna go hide now.
Maka: Wait for me! *drags a limp and bloody Soul behind her*
Yuuka-*spreads out green wings that look plant like and flies* You'll have to do better then that
...better try to stop this before we're all dead
Elizabeth, if you stop now, I'll do whatever you want for the rest of the day.
Elizabeth: Make a new gamestop.
Done and done.
Yuuka North Korea is planning on destroying every single sunflower
Yuuka- *flies to to North Korea*
Crisis averted.
Thank god. Seems everyone got what they wanted! Well... except for North Korea.
*my deal with Orin*
Orin- Ryuuto came after 456 years of me being one of Satori samas pets
...wow. You yokais are old as all hell.
Orin-*tick mark appears on forehead* Raaaa*swings claws at Draco leaving two sets of scratch marks all the way across his face*
...OW! Why? You still look like a freaking teenager, the least!
Dude remember The gap hag?*ducks down dodging a punch from one of Yukari's gaps* and not to mention girls can get violent about their age
Oh... right. Well then, I apologize, how can I make it up to you? Wait... no hentai.
Orin- I'm glad you asked*walks to Draco with a perverted grin* I'll be gentle
RUN MAN RUN!
If I may, I'd like to clarify what I said; NO HENTAI!
Orin- your left with no choice.*grabs him and knocks him out and drags him into a room and locks the door*
...
*comes out from under a trapdoor* you people really need to learn to see through clones.
Orin-*pops up behind him* Nya
Annnnd I'm dead. When did you figure out I left my clone in my place?
Orin- *spirits looking like skulls come out* these guys
Well that explains a lot. Well, see ya! *runs for the entrance*
Orin- hold him down*her zombie fairies come in and dog pile on Draco* this will be so fun *drags him off*
Wait, I'll cut you a deal! If you don't have your way with me, you get Shad next chapter. You don't accept... you'll be getting a person who can definitely beat one of your most powerful yokai... and not me.
Orin- sure*perverted grin on her face* I'll show you the tape after I'm done with him
Gods what have you done!
I'll pass on the tape. And to be fair, Rose already said that she didn't mind sharing him so long as Rose is his favorite.
*godly's birthday*
Aya- oh and happy birthday Ryuuto.
Oh nice, it's your birthday? Hope you had a good one.
Thanks and-
Aya- he didn't like his present
YOU GAVE ME ALICE TIED UP IN RIBBONS AND NOT WEARING ANYTHING!
Aya- what you need to get laid
*eye twitches* IM ONLY 19 GODS SAKE!
...wow. they really... I can't I just can't! Hahaha! They really go behind your back with this stuff huh?
Last year Remilia tried to get Sakuya to sleep with me
Remilia- the only male to see her real breast size and live to
*turns red* don't remind me
Yikes. You have quite a following don't you?
I guess.
Aya- you have no idea here are of the articles on the things that happened to Ryuuto.*hands over newspaper*
*skims over* wow man just... wow.
*grabs it and burns the stories* no comment
Alice- okay whose idea was it for me to be gifted to Ryuuto?* her dolls bring out extra sharp swords*
I believe that was aya and possibly orin.
Alice- they are dead*walks out considering opening her grimoire
Uh oh
Well, they're learning a lesson from this: don't mess with Alice.
You don't understand. Her grimoire is locked by her choice to she doesn't use her full power and lose control
I realize that. But seeing her so angered to be tempted to open her grimoire will put the fear of god into them so they won't do it again.
She's Shinki daughter. Shinki is the goddess, ruler, and creator of makia. That should give you a estimate of her power and if Shinki finds out*shudders* the miasma in Makia is toxic to any non inhabitants while increasing magic power.
...well they're going to die.
And in the mystic square incident she was holding back to not destroy Makia. But if Shinki finds out then there's nothing stopping her from obliterating everything.
For the love of god, please tell me they went to their own world.
...still here
Damn it!
I know this-
Shinki- hello Ryuuto* wears a sweet smile*
*gulps* what brings you here Lady Shinki
Shinki- oh just heard that MY DAUGHTER WAS GIFTED LIKE A SLAVE*face turns into a furious mother look* what do you know
I-I- I don't know!*tries to run but gets grabbed by the shoulder*
Shinki- your not going anywhere. You and your buddy*grabs Draco*
What did I do?!
Shinki- you know something. NOW TELL ME*her six demon wings expand releasing so much energy we are the only things in a giant crater* that was not even a millionth of my true power
WE KNOW NOTHING! Please let us go*grip on shoulder tightens* aar*falls onto knees*
To be honest, lady shinki, it may have been against her will, but Ryuuto had nothing to do with it... at least not intentionally. Orin and Aya did that as a gift for Ryuuto's birthday, without eithers consent.
Shinki- really?*releases her grip* now if you'll excuse me I have to go find a dead crow and a mutilated cat*leaves*
I think I saw my life flash before my eyes
*end*