The BlazBlue Talk Show

by XDANTE1

The characters of BlazBlue enter a talk show, where the host will be ME.

21. Episode 21: Yet Another Special

(I do not own BlazBlue or anything else that may –and will- be mentioned just this story… thingy.)

The BlazBlue Talk Show

Episode 21

Yet another Special

*In the studio, 1 day before the show*

Terumi: *bursts in* "I have returned b***es!"

Silence welcomes Terumi as he was in the almost empty studio.

Terumi: "Oh come on! Don't tell me I overlooked the date again!" *takes out his schedule* "I hate numbers."

He starts to leave but notices Azrael at a table. He was still trying to hold the spork.

Terumi: *smirks and takes out a camera* "This will be so golden!"

*The next day*

Xdante1: *comes on stage* "Hey guys! How is…" *notices Azrael* "… has he been here since last time?"

Ragna: "Yep. He says don't disturb him because he's still concentrating."

Terumi: *still filming* "Okay, this just got pathetic…" *throws away the camera* "I'm back!"

Xdante1: "Terrific…" *sniffs* "Is something burning? NOVA!"

Nova: "It's not me! I swear!"

Scarlet: "Well, you can't blame him for accusing you. Remember poker night?"

Nova: "Hey, Allen was cheating and you know it!"

OrangeTabby101: "Of course he was but you still lost."

Xdante1: "Nevermind that for now. Setsuna, are you burning something again?"

Setsuna321: "Nope. You made it clear to me the last time not to play with my fire here."

Xdante1: "Then… Hime?"

Hime: "Wrong! I haven't used my fire spells yet."

Xdante1: "Then who…"

AK: "It's me."

He was standing at the fire he made along with Es, while putting all kinds of junk metal in his blue flames.

Tao: "Mew? Is this going to be the legendary Iron Metal soup?"

Bloodscythe: "What the hell is that?"

Axel: "Probably something she just made up."

Hakumen: *goes to AK* "I am curious as to what he is making."

Everyone gathered around him and in a few minutes, he stopped his fire. All the cast was amazed at the beautiful ring that AK was holding in his hand.

AK: *gives the ring to Es* "For my love."

Es: "Oh my God! It's just perfect!"

Noel: "Make a wedding ring for me and Ragna, please!"

Tsubaki: "For me and Jin too!"

Soon enough, all the girls wanted a piece of jewelry and ganged up on him.

AK: "Alright, I can make some for everyone." *smiles*

Every girl: "YAY!"

SonicMaster95: "He'll have a lot to do."

Xdante1: "Yep. As long as he controls those flames, he can keep doing it."

Terumi: "Can we start already?! I'm aching to troll around some more after all that time! HAHAHA!"

Kokonoe: "You could have just stayed there, you know!"

Terumi: "I missed you too, Grimalkin! Not! HEHEHEHE!"

Jubei: "Well, if it isn't Terumi himself."

Terumi: *notices Jubei and Nine* "Why hello, 'old friends'! So not nice to see you! HAHAHA!"

Nine: *disgusted* "Feeling's mutual."

SonicMaster95: "This will be interesting…"

Xdante1: *smirks* "Oh I did say this will be a special episode and I already have something special planned for Terumi."

Eclipson: "Which is?"

Xdante1: "Why spoil the surprise?"

Infer: "If it includes punishment, then I'll like it."

Carl: "What about Mr. Azrael?"

Bang: "I think he lost his challenge. There was a time limit, right?"

Epsilon: "I had enough."

She goes to Azrael and takes the spork from him, dips it in the food then puts it in his mouth. Epsilon keeps doing this until the whole plate is cleaned.

Azrael: *shivers* "You… witch…" *curls into a ball and shakes*

Epsilon: "At least he's done now."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Is that even fair?"

Xdante1: "Well… the challenge said he can only use the spork but it never said anything about someone else feeding him with it, which means that said utensil was actually used…"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Well, seeing him like this, I think I'll let him have this one."

Saya: "He really does have issues…"

Xdante1: "Anyway, time to start. And… GO!"

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*Intro music, lights flashing.*

*After that's over…*

Xdante1: "Hello again, everyone! This is the 21st episode of The BlazBlue Talk Show!"

Makoto, Nu, Tao, Yayoi and Nanaya all popped champagne and after that balloons fell from the roof.

Eclipson: "I can't get used to this…"

Xdante1: "Welcome to my world… so this is a special episode yet again which means I have special guests coming. Oh and I won't add anyone today since it's already crowded in here and as I mentioned before, some guests are arriving as we speak. Rest assured, next time we'll have some more… interesting people with us."

Rachel: "And who might these guests be today?"

Xdante1: "Oh I think you'll enjoy their company. Please give a warm welcome to team RWBY and JNPR along with… Roman Torchwick!"

They all walk up to the stage as the crowd keeps applauding.

Ruby: "So good to be back! Hey Ragna and Noel!"

Ragna: "It's been a while Ruby. How's it going?"

Ruby: "Everything's awesome!"

Rachel: "Ah, Miss Weiss Schnee. I must apologize for my behaviour during your last visit here. It was a challenge after all and I could not let this foul being have me as a slave for even a split second." *points at Terumi*

Terumi: "Oh, I care for you just as much! HAHAHAHA!"

Weiss: "I understand, Miss Rachel. It's nice to meet the real you."

Terumi: "Didn't know the vampire was cloned to a pale pole! HAHAHAHA!"

Torchwick: "Terumi…"

Terumi: "Oh, hey Roman! How's it hanging?"

Torchwick: "You still owe me for the last job we pulled!"

Terumi: "Oh no, it was you who wrecked the truck."

Torchwick: "Because you whispered a dirty joke into my ear!"

Terumi: "You know you loved it! HEHEHEHE!"

Asura: "As 'enjoying' this conversation is, may I point out that Tao may be broken."

Tao: "PINK GIRL!"

Asura: "Nevermind…"

Nora: "TAO!"

They ran to each other in slow motion style while an appropriate music was playing. The rest of us just watched as time went on for us normally while Tao and Nora were slower than snails.

Xdante1: "Amane, is this your doing?"

Amane: *comes on the stage* "Maybe…" *gets a death glare from me which makes him gulp a big one* "Yes, but just look at this beauty! This performance!"

Ragna: "It makes me want to throw up."

Noel: "Aw come on, sweetie. I know you're touched at least a little."

Ragna: *blushes a bit* "Well… maybe just a little."

Kokonoe: "Just make them hug already! I'm getting bored watching this!"

Amane: "Hmph! Typical that the Professor cannot see true beauty."

Kokonoe: "Just shut the hell up."

Nine: "Language, Kokonoe."

Amane: "Oh it's quite alright, my dear. I cannot expect one such as her to value true beauty."

Kokonoe: "Get back to the background!"

Amane: "Not today. During this episode, I can stay here."

Terumi: "So the g** person is among us. Maybe you can be with blondie! HAHAHAHA!"

Jaune: "Hey! I'm not g**!"

Xdante1: "Amane, remember what we discussed?"

Amane: "Absolutely. Please excuse me for a second." *leaves to the Room of Doom*

Tager: "Why the hell is he going there?!"

Bloodscythe: "Just what are you up to this time, Xdante?"

Xdante1: "This one will be for Terumi and Torchwick."

Torchwick and Terumi looked at each other puzzled. A minute later Amane returned and he wasn't alone. The person with him was a little girl, a person who made Terumi and Torchwick shiver in fear.

Terumi & Torchwick: *shivering like crazy* "AAAAAAAAAAAA! It's the demon child!"

Weiss: "You brought Mary out?"

Xdante1: "Yep. For this episode she'll be among us."

Mary: "And I'll be looking forward for people coming into my 'office'." *giggles*

Everyone pales, as Hakumen comes up to the stage.

Hakumen: "Just 1 question. Who will be doing the punishments in the room?"

Xdante1: "I have Draxien Oblivion to do that."

Bloodscythe: "Cool. So you hired him."

Xdante1: "Yep. Now, on to today's stuff. First, MINICOOPA2 told me that I missed a question that was submitted at episode 16. Thank you for telling me that, and I'd like to state that if I miss any question anytime, feel free to point that out to me. Now then, the question was from a guest asking Ragna and Noel if they're worried about whether their kids will be Vampires, Prime Field Devices or Black Beast hybrids or something."

Ragna: "Well, obviously they may be something like that but it's all about their upbringing."

Noel: "Yeah, we'll be good parents and love our children so they can be kind like we are."

Ragna: "I'm not exactly kind Noel… I am the Grim Reaper after all…"

Noel: *hugs Ragna* "You are sweet to me and I know you will be to our child as well."

Ruby: "Plus, I know you're awesome Ragna. Like when we saved those people on the train from demons with Dante."

Ragna: "Hey, he said not to tell that to anyone!"

Ruby: "Oops… sorry."

Kagura: "I have a question. Can Noel and the others even have children? Since they're murakumos, I have my doubts."

Noel & Mu & Nu & Lambda & Es & Nanaya & Espilon: "WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!"

Kagura: "What? It's a legit question."

Bullet: "Obviously you have no idea about murakumo anatomy."

Kagura: "And you do, hot stuff?"

Bullet: *punches Kagura in the groin* "Why don't you shut that dirty mouth of yours and let somebody else answer?!"

Nu: "We can have children! It's proven!"

Terumi: "By your dream! HAHAHAHA!"

Bloodscythe: "Throw him in."

Infer picked up Terumi and threw him into the Room of Doom.

Torchwick: "Now that's a throw I like."

Sora: "We're proof that murakumos can have children too."

Epsilon & Nanaya: "Yeah!"

Kagura: *still holding his balls* "I… see… thanks… for the answer… ow…"

Lynne: "Is he a masochist?"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Pretty much."

Infer: "He's disgusting."

Kagura: "I can take a shower for you anytime, babe." *winks at Infer*

Infer grabs Kagura and throws him in the Room of Doom. Terumi tried to run out but Axel punched him back in and Infer shut the door.

Blake: "I see Kagura is still a pervy idiot."

Every girl: "You have no idea."

OrangeTabby101: "Let's just continue."

Xdante1: "Right. Now, I can't find the person who sent me this, but I definitely know that someone asked Noel the Bloodedge why is she enjoying immunity to go to the Room of Doom. So answer it, please."

Terumi: *heard that and peeks out from the door* "WHAT?!" *gets pulled back in*

Torchwick: "Obviously favouritism."

Litchi: "I don't think it's that."

Yayoi: "So, why are you immune, Noel?"

Noel the Bloodedge: *sighs* "It's because… I'm pregnant."

Everyone except me: *shocked like never before* "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

Celica: *smiles* "Wow, congratulations! Then we're alike." *covers her mouth* "Oh darn…"

Asura: "Well they were bound to figure it out eventually."

Nine: "Wait a sec… sis… you're pregnant too?!"

Celica just giggles while nodding slightly.

Jubei: "Wow."

Kokonoe: "WHAT THE HELL!? I'm gonna rip that kid out now and kill it!"

Xdante1: "Hakumen!"

He grabs Kokonoe and throws her into the Room of Doom. Terumi was let out shaking immensely as he crawled back to his seat.

Zeron: "That was so not cool of her."

Yuki: "I know, right."

Luna: *still shocked* "Luna is still shocked about all this…"

Litchi: "This is so nice! Congratulations you two!"

Ragna Vermillion: "Thank you."

Terumi: *was still shaking and pale* "Oh goodie! More people to troll soon! HAHAHAHA!"

Eclipson: "Say that again and I'll personally guarantee that you'll be a girl!"

Terumi: "…"

Bloodscythe: "Good call."

Mary: "Awww, I can't hear her screams out here."

Amane: "Oh don't worry, darling. There's always next time."

Mary: "Yeah, that's true!"

Rachel: "Kokonoe should really control herself. Anyway, please continue, Xdante."

Xdante1: "Alright. KamenRiderFaiz is asking Terumi if he can be nice just for this one episode."

Torchwick: "Please, even I know that's impossible. It's like teaching a fish to fly."

Shana: "I thought the same way before Rachel did her challenge on being a little girl."

Tager: "Yes, and she passed with flying colors."

Jin: "I still think Terumi can't do it."

Terumi: "More like I don't WANT to do it! HAHAHAHA!"

Sora: "I'm not surprised."

David: "I can beat him up, if I'm allowed."

Xdante1: "Maybe later. Terumi, he'll come here and personally kick you in 'that' spot."

Terumi: *sarcastic* "Oooh, I'm so scared."

Lynne: "You should be."

Celica: "Can we please go on?"

Xdante1: "A Guest is asking Terumi if he's a being who feeds on negative emotions and why is he so terrified of cats."

Torchwick: *chuckles* "Oh, I remember seeing an episode here where he got a bunch of kittens on him! It was so rich! Hahahahaha!"

Everyone in the studio started laughing recalling that incident. Terumi was just sulking in his seat.

Terumi: "Shut up."

Azrael: "HA! And you call yourself a man?! Scared of little cats. What a lo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *faints*

Blake: *while holding a spork close to Azrael* "Look who's talking."

Luna: *laughing like crazy* "That was priceless! HAHAHA!"

Terumi: "To answer the question, no. I'm not feeding on negative emotions and I just hate cats! I'm allergic to cats!"

Yuki: "Didn't seem like it the last time."

Terumi: "Because I took my medication! Didn't know how long it would last though."

Saya: "You should get medication for your mental problems."

Terumi: "Just like you! HAHAHAHA!"

Dragoneel12: "You take that back!"

Terumi: "Make me!"

Saya: "Okay then. Terumi, you are no longer a captain."

Terumi: *shocked* "WHAT?! Wait, I take it back!"

Saya: "Too late! You're on toilet cleaning until further notice."

Terumi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Nova: *laughing his a** off* "Nice going Saya! HAHAHA!"

David: "I gotta say, that was a nice move."

Saya: "Thank you."

Setsuna321: "Hakumen, please bring back Kokonoe and Kagura."

Hakumen goes to the Room of Doom and opens the door. As soon as it was open, Kokonoe was thrown back into her chair along with Kagura, both are shivering like crazy*

Mary: "Good work, Draxien!"

Draxien Oblivion: "Please keep sending me some more! Especially Terumi! Hahahaha!"

Hakumen: *closes the door* "I don't think that'll be a problem."

Hime: "Hehehe! They all got what they deserved!" *to me* "Now keep asking question before you bore me to death!"

Pyrrha: *sweatdrops* "She seems… nice like always…"

Xdante1: "Don't ask… moving on! Another Guest is asking Terumi about what would be the worst torture possible."

Mary: *takes out a notepad and a pen* "Please talk slowly."

Terumi: *shivers* "Well… to me that's… when others can eat delicious hard boiled eggs right in front of me but I can't. That would be so damn cruel!"

Eclipson: *to me* "Now?"

Xdante1: "Now."

Eclipson quickly grabbed Terumi and tied him up. After that, Hakumen, Axel and Nova all brought in 5 buffet tables all filled with hard boiled eggs.

Tao: *drools* "Mew! Please let Tao eat it!"

Nora: "Me too!"

Asura: "Oh I like where this is going."

Terumi: *looks like he saw a ghost and starts sweating like crazy* "NO! PLEASE DON'T!"

Xdante1: "Bon appétit, everyone!"

Tao and Nora started to assault the tables while everyone else calmly took an egg. Terumi was trying to break free with no success and was helplessly watching as the rest enjoyed their food.

Shana: "Not bad."

Rachel: "I agree."

Weiss: "They're good."

Terumi: "THIS IS TORTURE!"

Torchwick: *holding an egg in front of Terumi's face* "Aw, you want some?" *Terumi was trying to get it with his tongue but Torchwick quickly snatched it away and ate it* "Too bad!"

Terumi: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

-after all the eggs are gone-

Mary: "That was good."

Tao: "Mew. Tao is stuffed. Nap time." *yawns and falls asleep*

Nora: "I need a nap too." *also falls asleep*

Ren: *sighs* "It's like they've known each other forever."

Tsubaki: "It's kinda cute."

Terumi: "I hate you all…"

Carl: "Likewise."

OrangeTabby101: "Let's continue."

Xdante1: "Agreed. Next question is from Makeanotherone. The first question is to anyone who can answer. What was the original Bloodedge like?"

Jaune: "Original Bloodedge?"

Azrael: "This guy is really out of date."

Jaune: "Hey!"

Celica: "Anyway, he looked like… Ragna."

Asura: "He did?"

Rachel: "That is because-"

Ruby: "Ragna and the past Bloodedge you all refer to is the same person."

At this statement most of the people gasped in surprise and shock.

Lynne: "Wait, how is that even possible?!"

Jubei: "I think Ragna's lady can explain that."

Noel: "Well… Ragna went back to the past with Rachel's help and I was able to bring him back."

Yang: "So… he went back and met some of the guys here?"

Nine: "Apparently so. I never knew until now."

Terumi: "Should have killed him while he was there!"

Celica: "You never really saw him before he left."

Terumi: "F***!"

Litchi: "This is interesting."

Nova: "I wanna know how to do it!"

Emy: "You'd screw up everything."

Nova: "Not true!"

David: "Tch, yeah right."

Nova: "I really wanna beat him up."

Xdante1: "Behave yourself. Now then, next question. Oh crap… I don't believe this…"

Setsuna321: "Is it that bad?"

Xdante1: "Terumi, you get a hate shield for the day. You're saved from any punishment and possibly the Room of Doom from now on until the end of the episode… though I'm not sure about the room."

Everyone in the studio (even the audience): "WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL?!"

Terumi: *laughs like a maniac* "YES! I can do anything and get away with it! Happy day!"

Torchwick: *annoyed* "Terrific…"

Terumi: *punches Ragna, Asura, Zeron and Azure in the gut* "Hehehehe! That felt so good!"

Ragna: "Gah! You b***!"

Zeron: "I'll freaking kill you!"

Asura: "You're dead!"

Azure: "You're toast!"

Terumi: "HAHAHAHAHA! Now, for your little dolls!"

Xdante1: "That does it. David."

David slams Terumi to a wall hard and chains him there, making him completely immobile.

Terumi: "What the hell?! You shouldn't be able to hurt me!"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Read between the lines. You're protected from pain but you can still be detained."

Bloodscythe: "And once the episode is done, your immunity is gone."

Eclipson: "This means a straight way into the Room of Doom."

Xdante1: "Hm, I say we test whether his immunity will work against the room right now."

Terumi: *gulps* "Oh no…"

Hakumen goes to Terumi and secures him on a stretcher while still being chained. He then pushes him into the Room of Doom while Mary was keeping the door open.

Mary: "Have fun Terry!" *closes the door*

Amane: *claps* "Quite the performance."

Shana: "I believe it was no wonder he would abuse that."

Weiss: "I so agree with that."

Torchwick: "At least I can rest a bit for now without him."

Tager: "I'm actually surprised Torchwick can behave."

Torchwick: "I'm a smooth criminal mastermind, not a trolling idiot."

Jin: "Was that a reference to a Michael Jackson song?"

Torchwick: "…maybe…"

Mary: "Make him dance to that!"

Torchwick: "I don't dance."

Hime: "Oh but you can be asked from the audience!"

Torchwick: "Crap…"

Weiss: *smirks* "I'm so going to enjoy that."

Deviljho's Hatred: *takes out a notepad and writes on it* (Thought: Got another request for the RWBY Talk Show. Hehehe.)

Xdante1: "Next question, who do you think is the cheapest unlimited character?"

Ragna: "Uh… I think it's Jin."

Jin: "Hey!"

Noel: "I agree with Ragna."

Jin: "I'm not surprised that you'll say that."

Saya: "It's Jin."

Dragoneel12: "Gotta be true."

Jin: "Like you would know, Saya a** kisser."

Dragoneel12: "You want a piece of me, Popsicle?!"

Jin: "Bring it, chicken!"

Axel went behind them and bumped their heads to each other, which made both of them fall back into their seats.

Setsuna321: "You two should behave."

Jin & Dragoneel12: *pointing at each other* "He started it! Not true! Stop copying me!"

Hime: *laughing like crazy* "Complete idiots! HEHEHEHEHE!"

Eclipson: *sweatdrops* "Uh… continue?"

Xdante1: "Draxien!" *he brings back Terumi still tied up but was extremely pale* "Thanks. This next one is for…" *chuckles* "Mr. Pervert."

Everyone falls to the floor laughing.

Kagura: "Not funny…"

Nova: *laughing hard* "It is because it's true! HAHAHAHA!"

Kagura: "Screw you."

Nova: "Oh my sweetheart will do that."

Scarlet: *blushes hard* "Don't be so lewd, Nova."

Nova: "Sorry, dear." *hugs her*

Xdante1: "Anyway…"

I snap my fingers which make AK and Infer chain him to a wall.

Kagura: "What the?!"

Ragna: *smirks* "Oh please tell me what I think is going to happen."

Noel the Bloodedge: *draws her sword* "Yes! Tell me to inflict pain on him!"

Hime: *prepares her wand* "Give me the word already!"

Xdante1: "Everyone gets to punch him in the groin 5 times with their fists and 45 times with weapons. This includes Distortion and Astral drives."

Azrael: "YES! I'm so gonna enjoy this!"

Tao & Nora: *shots up* "We wanna do it too!"

Infer: *smirks devilishly* "Best day ever!"

Xdante1: "Alright, commence!"

After an hour of torturing Kagura everyone was pleased with him/herself as the target was face down on the floor and was emitting smoke.

Kagura: "Ow… worst… experience… ever…"

OrangeTabby101: "And that happens when you're a perv."

Yang: "It felt so good to punch him."

Pyrrha: "I agree."

Xdante1: "Rachel, you have to watch the whole Twilight saga and then hit Kagura with everything you got."

Rachel: *pales even more* "Never… again… will I… watch that abomination!"

David: "You saw it already?"

Rachel: "He tricked me into watching it." *points at Terumi*

Terumi: "That was a great move from me! HAHAHA!"

Torchwick: "I may be cruel, but even I'm not that cruel."

Terumi: "Shows how long you still need to go. Hehehehehe!"

AK: "Let me kill him."

David: "Me first."

Nova: "He's my kill!"

Ragna: "Hey, I'm the one who should kill him!"

Noel the Bloodedge: "No! I'm going to be his end!"

Terumi: "Now I know how Elvis feels. So wanted! HAHAHAHA!"

Ruby: "He's so annoying."

Tsubaki: "Welcome to our world."

Rachel: *punches Kagura* "I believe that was all remaining from the request."

Yayoi: "He really got punished this time."

Infer: "I say he deserves more."

Hime: "I agree with her."

Eclipson: "Shows not over yet. Maybe he'll be punished again soon."

Noel the Bloodedge: "I'm so hoping for that to happen."

Xdante1: "Next questions are from xxDarknessxx3."

Terumi: *gets freaked out* "NOOOOOOO! Not her! Get me out of here!"

Torchwick: "I'd like to say that I like this person already."

Makoto: "You should be happy you have a fan."

Terumi: "Shut up!"

Xdante1: "So, first she has a message for Kagura."

Kagura: *sprints out and comes back dressed in a suit* "I'm ready for the date." *smiles at the camera and his teeth twinkles*

Pyrrha: "He's still gross."

Nine: "Very."

Xdante1: *annoyed* "She says that may your soul never rest from the pain you'll feel for eternity, since you just won't quit. You better hope she never sees you."

Kagura: "Well, that's a let down."

Mary: "I say hire her to torture Kagura!"

Kagura: "Hey!"

Hime: "Excellent idea!"

Kagura: "You're not even the host!"

Xdante1: "Approved."

Kagura: "Oh come on!"

Yuki: "I still would like to punish him."

OrangeTabby101: "Sure, you can keep doing it."

Kagura: "Well, damn…"

Xdante1: "Azrael, she says you should get a hobby. Not beating up people or fighting, that's not a hobby."

David: "I disagree here, that's a great hobby."

Azrael: "At least someone agrees with me."

Bang: "Oh don't be like that! You can find a hobby in no time! Especially with my help!"

Azrael: "Quit yelling…"

Bang: "My apologies. So, how about going to the gym as your hobby?"

Azrael: *surprised* "Say what?"

Carl: "He's right, Mr. Azrael. It's a hobby to work out."

Azrael: "Then that will be my hobby! Haha!"

Terumi: "Wow. Muscle for brains found a hobby. Next thing you'll know, he'll be picking flowers in a skirt! HEHEHEHE!"

Azrael: "Let me kill him!"

Bullet: "I wanna join him on this one! Skirts are gross!"

Tsubaki: "What's so bad about them?"

Bullet: "They're disgusting."

Ragna Vermillion: "What if Xdante asks you to wear one?"

Bullet: "Nice try, but he knows my taste. He'd never ask me to wear one."

Xdante1: "She's right."

Azrael: "My answer is working out."

Ragna: "Now there's a wonder."

Mu: "Yeah, next one will be Kagura acting normal."

Kagura: "Everything is special with me, babe." *winks*

Zeron: *beats him up* "Idiot."

Mu: "Thanks, hon."

Zeron: "Anytime."

Xdante1: "Next! Terumi, she hopes that you liked your time with her, including the exclusive stuff."

Kokonoe: "Exclusive?! I wanna know!"

Rachel: "I would like to know as well."

Terumi: *completely pales* "NEVER AGAIN!"

Torchwick: *takes a pic of him* "I'm so making a calendar out of this."

Amane: "Please give me a copy as well. His performance whenever this lady comes up is simply stunning."

Terumi: "Screw you, Joker imitation!"

Amane: "I take that as a complement. The Joker may be crazy and criminally insane but he has such a great personality when it comes to sell himself. He has one of the best performances I have ever seen in a villain. Truly remarkable."

Torchwick: *sweatdrops* "Right…"

Carl: "That was interesting."

Jubei: "I like this young lady too. Anyone who can make Terumi shiver like that deserves appreciation."

Mary: "What about me?"

Jubei: "Applies to you."

Mary: "Yay!"

Xdante1: "Next question. Ragna, ever thought of spending some brotherly time with Jin after the huge gap you 2 had?"

Ragna: "Not really. We do meet from time to time, but Noel takes priority."

Noel: *blushes* "Aw, that's so sweet of you to say." *hugs Ragna*

Jin: "I say the same about Tsubaki."

Tsubaki: "Thank you, Jin." *kisses his cheek*

Terumi: "Bleh! Gross! Just quit it and move on!"

Deviljho's Hatred: "INFER!"

Infer picked up Terumi and Hakumen opened the door to the Room of Doom. He got thrown into it hard.

Infer: "That felt good."

Xdante1: "Don't leave yet Hakumen. This next question is yours."

Hakumen: "I am listening."

Xdante1: "You have a hobby?"

Hakumen: "Serving justice is my hobby."

Xdante1: "That doesn't count."

Hakumen: "Uh… well…"

Ada: "He takes me on dates. Does that count?"

Makoto: "I say it does!"

Litchi: "Of course it does!"

Luna: "At least it's not your work."

Hakumen: "Well… then that…"

Ada: "Hehehe, he's embarrassed. So cute."

Hakumen: "Not now, please…"

Tager: "Is there anything else you do?"

Hakumen: "Not really."

Weiss: "Still more than nothing."

Xdante1: "Her last question is for Kokonoe. Do you ever get out of your lab?"

Kokonoe: "I'm out right now."

Yayoi: "True but I think she meant otherwise."

Lynne: "Like enjoying nature." *smiles*

Kokonoe: "Pfft. Nature's lame."

Nine: "Kokonoe!"

Kokonoe: "It's the truth."

Lynne: "Meanie."

Kokonoe: "You got a problem with me?!"

Setsuna321: "You wanna upset a co-host? Again?"

Kokonoe: "Uh… sorry…"

Lynne: "Better. Now come on!" *grabs Kokonoe and sprints out* "Time to hike in nature!"

Kokonoe: "Hey! Let go of me! I don't want this!"

Lynne left the studio with Kokonoe in tow, who was trying to break free from her grasp but she couldn't.

Infer: "I like that girl. She's more devious than I thought."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Of course you'd say that…"

Xdante1: "Let's move on. Next questions are from CRYSTALTEAR020. The first one is for Kokonoe. We'll hold that until she and Lynne get back. Jin, since you like motorcycles have you ever tried to do a stunt on one?"

Tsubaki started chuckling at the question while Jin was turning red.

Ren: "I assume that's a yes."

Bang: "Why is Miss Tsubaki laughing though?"

Jin: "Look, I do some stunts on some of the motorcycles I have, mostly on the stunt cycles, but… they don't always work the way I want them…"

Carl: "Such as?"

Jin: "I once tried a 4 times back-flip but… well…"

Tsubaki: *giggles hard* "He tried to do it over a barn! And… he got covered in chicken feathers and raw eggs!" *keeps giggling*

Hime: "HAHAHAHAHA! That's rich!"

Terumi: "HEHEHEHEHE! You should have just frozen yourself for dinner! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jin: "Enough already! That was long ago and-"

Tsubaki: *giggles more* "He fell in wet cement yesterday!"

Everyone bursts out laughing.

Hakumen: "At times like this, I'm ashamed he's my past self."

Jin: "Just move on please…"

Xdante1: "Good laughs. You have another question Jin. Did you notice that your famous (or infamous) ice car looks more like an ice board?"

Ruby: "He has a car made of ice?"

Jin: "No and I noticed. I actually think of it more as an ice surfboard."

Terumi: "Make it a car so your a** can freeze! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jin creates his ice car and attacks Terumi with it, who gets hit back and down to the ground.

Terumi: "Everyone's a critique these days." *gets back to his seat*

As he sat down Lynne and Kokonoe came back. Everyone burst out laughing in the studio as Lynne was dragging an unhappy Kokonoe who looked like a giant flower bush with pink hair and glasses.

Kokonoe: *annoyed* "Worst… day… ever…"

Nova: *laughs hard* "I'm kinda enjoying it! Hahahaha!"

David: *takes a picture of her* "My family will love this photo."

Lynne: "She actually enjoyed it. We also sang a song."

Yuki: "She can sing? Learn something new every day."

Kokonoe: "I didn't sing! Only she did!" *points at Lynne*

At that, she takes out her phone and presses 'play', showing us that both she and Kokonoe really did sing. The whole studio was clapping and giggling.

Tager: "Not bad Kokonoe. A little off but still good."

Kokonoe: *sits down* "Shut up."

Bloodscythe: "You also got a question, Koko-puffs."

Kokonoe: "Don't call me that!"

Xdante1: "He says good luck finding the hacker who hacked your satellites. Now for the question, since you had so much fun when you switched the souls of some of the characters, would you do it again?"

Kokonoe: "That was for scientific purposes, not pleasure."

Terumi: "An emotionless cat can't feel anything anyway! HAHAHAHA!"

Kokonoe: "I'm so gonna beat you to a pulp!"

Terumi: "Make me apple flavored then! HAHAHAHA!"

Makoto: "This could go on for a while…"

Mary: "Just answer the question, Koko-puffs." *giggles*

Kokonoe: "For my research I would, now stop calling me that!"

Ruby: "Koko-puffs are good."

Kokonoe: "Shut up, Red!"

Setsuna321: "We should move on as Koko-puffs settles down."

Xdante1: "I agree. Next are AK's questions!" *hands the cards to him*

AK: "Awesome! Okay, I have many questions, so this may take a while."

Es: "Ask away, hottie." *winks at him*

AK: "Alright! So, what is everyone's favorite animal? In Ragna and Noel's case: 2nd favorite."

Ragna: "Well… do dragons count?"

Nova: "I take offense to that!"

AK: "I say it counts."

Nova: "I'm not a pet!"

Scarlet: *pets his head* "Who's a good boy?" *giggles*

Nova: "Not funny…"

David: *filming it* "I agree. It's hilarious!"

Nova: "I hate you…"

David: "Pick a number."

AK: "Yeah… please let the others answer too…"

Noel: "Hm… kittens."

Jin: "Dogs."

Tsubaki: "Uh… I'd say… dogs, I guess."

Carl: "Isn't it obvious? Squirrels." *smiles*

Makoto: *giggles* "I love you too, Carl." *kisses him* "As for the question, I like cats."

Kokonoe: "Lab rats."

Weiss: "That's harsh."

Rachel: "Indeed. I prefer bats."

Nu: "Uh… Kitties."

Lambda: "Hm… butterflies." *smiles*

Mu: "I'm like Noel."

Es: "Dogs."

Celica: "Puppies."

Asura: "Dogs are okay."

Azure: "Cats mostly."

Zeron: "I'll go with dragons."

Tager: "Lions."

Jubei: "I don't think I can say anything to this. I'm an animal."

Nine: *scratches behind Jubei's ears* "Cats."

Jubei purrs at Nine's action.

Luna: "Master Jubei!" *brings out her large Jubei doll and hugs it*

Amane: "I'd say… swans."

Bullet: "Cats."

Terumi: "Snakes of course."

Tao: "Pink Girl!"

Nora: "Tao!"

Axel: *sweatdrops* "Is that even a good answer?"

AK: "Uh… I think… I have no idea, let's just keep going."

Bang: "Dragons. Such noble creatures."

Emy: "Not you, bro."

Infer: "And me?"

Emy: "Sure, why not."

Infer: "Good."

Litchi: "Pandas."

Noel & Noel the Bloodedge & Mu: "PANDAS!"

Ragna & Ragna Vermillion & Zeron: "Hehehe, that's cute."

AK: "I prefer dragons too."

Hakumen: "Wolves."

Ada: "Foxes."

Saya: "Pandas."

Yayoi: "Uh… cats."

Yuki: "Hm… canaries."

Epsilon: "I like dogs."

Sora: "Same."

Nanaya: "Cats for me."

Kagura: "Dragons."

AK: "Guests and hosts too."

Axel: "Dogs."

Nova: "Uh… I don't know."

Emy: "Kittens."

Lynne: "Kitties."

Setsuna321: "Dragons."

Shana: "Cats."

Xdante1: "Okay, I think that's enough of that. And my answer is this."

I clap and Pepper appears on top of my head.

Pepper: "Mew. Hi."

AK: "I thought as much. Next question, if anybody could choose 1 weapon aside from the one they have as their favorite weapon, what would it be?"

Terumi: "A chainsaw! HAHAHAHA!"

Torchwick: "Not surprised."

Ragna: "Ruby's weapon."

Ruby: "Thanks Ragna."

Noel: "Bloodscythe."

Mu: "A semi-automatic sniper rifle."

Nu: "Machine gun."

Jin: "Nun-chucks. I'm technically referring to the ice ones from Devil May Cry 3."

Tsubaki: "Captain America's shield."

Xdante1: "Hey, I was gonna say that!"

Nova: "Then I want IronMan's repulsor rays!"

Carl: "Well, I love sis but instead of her I'd use a lance."

Makoto: "Well… I'd probably go for shock gloves or something like that."

Emy: "Bow and arrows."

Hime: "I won't trade my wand for anything!"

The others also said they'd stick to their current weapon types.

AK: "Alright then. Moving on, Ragna, what kind of job would you like to have if you could be acquitted after all the crimes you've done?"

Terumi: "Be a fertilizer in his grave! HEHEHEHE!"

Ragna: "I'd like to do it now."

Xdante1: "All yours."

Ragna: "Thanks. Infer!"

She picks up Terumi and slams him through the door of the Room of Doom. Draxien looks outside to us then replaces it with another. After that, he opens it to look at the audience.

Draxien Oblivion: "I was prepared for this." *goes back inside*

Mary: "That won't come out of my money, right?"

OrangeTabby101: "It'll come out of Terumi's."

Xdante1: "Exactly."

Daeviljho's Hatred: "Still, next time you should wait for someone to open the door, Infer."

Infer: "We'll see."

Ragna: "Anyway, my answer would be… well… maybe a cook."

Noel: "That would be so good!"

Eclipson: "I have a follow up question here. What would Noel the Bloodedge be?"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Uh… well…"

Ragna Vermillion: "She actually helps in my work."

Noel the Bloodedge: "That's not an actual work for me, sweetie."

Yuki: "It is. That's what your file says." *takes it out from his pocket* "Noel the Bloodedge is the official assistant of Ragna Vermillion."

Noel the Bloodedge: *furious* "ASSISTANT?! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M NOT-"

Ragna Vermillion: *hugs her* "Please don't get worked up…"

Noel the Bloodedge: *calms down* "Okay… just change my status, Yuki…"

Yuki: "Okay okay…"

Saya: "That gives me an idea. Ragna, work as Noel's partner."

Ragna: "Huh?!"

Noel: "That would be so cool!" *hugs Ragna*

Ragna: "But-but-but…"

Dragoneel12: "You know there's no arguing with her, Ragna."

Ragna: "Oh fine."

Noel: "Hurray!"

Jin: "Welcome aboard, brother."

Ragna: "Thanks."

Yang: "I bet Terumi will be surprised when he hears this, haha."

Blake: "We'll soon see."

AK: "Next question. What is everyone's favorite series in books and movies?"

Xdante1: "The Dark Knight Trilogy for movies. Uh… I don't really have a favorite book series, I just read separate stuff."

AK: "That's okay."

Ragna: "Hm… my favorite movie series would be… uh… I'll go with Star Wars. Couldn't really read while on the run."

Noel: "Men In Black movies for me. As for books, um… I can't really decide. I like them all."

Rachel: "I enjoy both the Harry Potter books and movies."

Tager: "I like the Transformers movies the most. As for books, I'll take any romance novel."

Jubei: "My vote's on the X-Men movies. They kinda remind of myself with their mutant nature. The Harry Potter books were good too."

Everyone else said the before mentioned movie series and books mostly. Except a few guests.

Ruby: "Can comic books count as favorite series?"

AK: "Yeah sure."

Ruby: "Avengers comics and movies."

Deviljho's Hatred: "Nice taste Ruby."

Ruby: "Thanks!"

AK: "Next! What sports would you guys get into?"

Noel the Bloodedge: "Karate."

Ragna Vermillion: "Athletics."

Rachel: "Chess."

Tager: "Wrestling."

Azrael: "I'm into that too! With boxing, kick boxing, karate!"

Carl: "Not surprised there… I'd pick skiing."

Makoto: "Boxing! Bam!" *punches air*

Bang: "Hm… gymnastics!"

Litchi: "Uh… swimming, I suppose."

Jin: "Snowboarding and skateboarding."

Tsubaki: "Um… I don't know. Maybe… figure skating."

Luna: "Luna would play hockey!"

Almost every sport in existence were mentioned once everyone answered.

Xdante1: "Time to get Terumi back."

Torchwick: "Please leave him there forever."

Hakumen opened the door to The Room of Doom and Terumi was spit out back into his seat.

Torchwick: "Darn it…"

AK: "Next question. What is everyone's favorite song? And you can't say your personal theme songs."

Jaune: "They have theme songs?"

Azrael: "I'm not even surprised by that comment at this point. As for the answer, any Metallica song will do for me."

Ragna: "I like anything that has a nice rhythm."

Everyone said what type of songs they like without even saying a band or a singer.

AK: "Not exactly what I was hoping for but okay… So, where would you guys want to go if you could go anywhere in the world?"

Xdante1: "Japan!"

AK: "That's my answer too."

Ragna & Noel: "Greece!"

Jin & Tsubaki: "Paris!"

Carl & Makoto: "Spain!"

Bang & Litchi: "China!"

Mu & Zeron: "Hawaii!"

Azure & Lambda: "The Bahamas!"

Asura & Celica: "Italy!"

Noel the Bloodedge & Ragna Vermillion: "New York!"

Everyone else told their choice. In the end, it sounded like a world tour.

Ren: "Not a bad trip if we count all of it."

Torchwick: "Would take too long to travel to all locations though."

Bloodscythe: "Can I ask something from Torchwick?"

Xdante1: "It's allowed if he wants to answer."

Bloodscythe: "How come you're able to behave better here than the talk show you really belong to?"

Torchwick: "Because I know I'll get extra punishment there if I don't behave here."

Ruby: "Is that true Xdante?"

Xdante1: "Well, maybe…" *looks away smirking*

Blake: "Not to mention Terumi is more than enough here."

Terumi: "Thanks, flea bag! HAHAHAHA!"

Yang: *slams Terumi to a wall making it crack many times* "You take that back, slime!"

Terumi: "HEHEHEHE! This doesn't hurt at all! Shield, remember?"

Shana: "I say confiscate the shield."

Hime: "Agreed!" *waves her wand, then the protection on Terumi is over* "Enjoy it, Yang!"

Yang: *smirks* "This'll be sweet."

The cameras shut down for 10 minutes, since this show is depicted 16+. After that, Yang is shown with a bright smile on her face as Terumi is back in his seat, covered in bandages from head to toe.

Deviljho's Hatred: "Reminds me why Yang is one of my favorite characters."

Yang: "Thanks!"

Kokonoe: "Least his big mouth got shut for good now."

Tager: "He really was asking for that one."

AK: "Next!" *smirks* "Yang, I'd like to thank you very much for your previous outburst."

Carl: "Is the question for Terumi?"

AK: "Yep. If he couldn't troll people anymore what would he do? If he can't give a serious answer he'll be swarmed by angry house cats and wild cats."

Terumi tries to speak in a panicked way, but all we heard were muffled noises.

Bullet: "Does that count as a serious answer?"

AK: "Nope. His new friends will be waiting for him outside after the show."

OrangeTabby101: "Wow. Terumi's getting so much hate again."

Lynne: "It's his fault."

Hime: "Who cares? As long as we can cause him pain, I'm happy!"

Pyrrha: "Right… next question AK?"

AK: "Kokonoe, have you seen the Mythbusters show on the Discovery Channel? If so, what are your thoughts about it?"

Kokonoe: "Never heard of it."

Axel: "Are you kidding me?! That's an awesome show!"

AK: "It sure is."

Jubei: "I gotta catch up on that. I only saw a few."

Nine: "Same with me."

Kokonoe: "Whatever. Just go on with the questions."

AK: "Tager, if you could become any robot or mecha from any anime, what would you be?"

Tager: "I think there was a Transformers anime once, so I choose Optimus Prime."

Bang: "A very good choice, if I do say so myself."

Terumi: *tries to say something under his bandages*

Rachel: "Music to my ears."

Asura: "I bet he's fuming inside right now."

Zeron: "Probably. He came back just to have his mouth shut."

Ragna: "I enjoy this side of him."

Hakumen: "That we all agree on."

AK: "My next question is for Rachel. Has Kagura ever had the Spectacles of Eros in any cycle?"

Rachel: "Oh no, that would be a disaster."

Kagura: "Say what now?"

Noel: "Special glasses that will make almost any girl fall madly in love with you."

Jaune: "Why did you tell him that?! Even I know that's a bad idea."

Kagura: *smirks* "I'd like to try those on."

Rachel: "Oh, heavens no. The risk is too great."

Nova: "Then why did you give them to me for protection?" *takes out the Spectacles*

David: "You really are an idiot, pea brain…"

Kagura: *snatches the Spectacles from him* "Yes! Long live the king of ladies! Kagura!" *puts them on*

AK: "This is bad…"

Kagura was keeping his arms open for his 'targets' but to everyone's surprise, nothing happened.

Kagura: "What's going on?"

Noel: *giggles* "I should be an actor."

Nova: "Too easy."

David: "Wait… what did you guys do?"

Rachel: "Oh those aren't the real Spectacles of Eros. They're called The Spectacles of Eros Mk. 2 Version B."

Ragna: "Version B?"

Rachel: "This has no effect on ladies at all."

Kagura: "What?! No fair!"

Scarlet: "Then what do they attract?"

Xdante1: "Single men."

Kagura: "WHAT?!"

Everyone laughed like crazy when a group of men appeared from back stage all looking at Kagura with wonder and need. He quickly dashed out of the studio and started running as he was being chased by the large group of men.

Es: "HAHAHAHA! That was priceless!"

Nanaya: "Oh please tell me someone recorded that. I so want a copy! HAHAHAHA!"

Kokonoe: *with a camera in her hand* "Got it all here. HEHEHEHE!"

Yang: "Now that was smooth! How did you make that, Xdante?"

Xdante1: "I didn't. A friend of mine made it. We just waited for the perfect time to use it on him. Thanks for helping Rachel."

Rachel: "My pleasure."

AK: *still laughing* "Okay, that was too good to bear! Give me a minute to get it together! HAHAHAHAHA!" *calms down* "Phew… okay, I'm good. Now that was a good laugh. Next question is for Noel. Ever thought of entering a trick shot competition with Bolverk?"

Noel: "I did enter once but…"

Nine: "But what?"

Noel: "I only came in second…"

Ragna Vermillion: "Who was first?"

Noel: "Dante."

Ruby: "Don't feel too bad about that. He is partially a trickster after all."

Noel: "But I wanted to win for Ragna… To show him how good I am…"

Ragna. *hugs and kisses Noel* "You already did that and I'm proud of you."

Noel: "Thanks, sweetie."

Terumi tries to speak but as usual, fails because of the bandages.

Jin: "Can we keep him like this?"

OrangeTabby101: "I don't think so."

Jin: "Darn it."

AK: "Moving on. What's everyone's favorite TV show?"

Azrael: "Wrestling match!"

Makoto: "Big surprise there… not. Mine is cartoons."

Ragna: "Cooking shows for me."

Noel: "Me too!"

Nova: "Spongebob!"

Emy: "What are you?! A little kid?!"

Nova: "Maybe."

David: "Idiot is more like it."

Nova: "Says the boring guy."

Xdante1: "Knock it off you 2."

Tager: "Let's keep answering. I prefer soap operas."

Kokonoe: "Thanks a lot for sharing, gramps. Anyway, I like science channels."

Rachel: "Fancy house decorating shows."

Litchi: "Music channels."

Jin: "Motorcycle races."

Tsubaki: "History programs."

Everyone else said their favorite type of program on TV.

Tao: "Tao likes RWBY, mew."

Nora: "And I like BlazBlue."

Bullet: "Those aren't TV programs."

Tao: "Meow? But Tao watched RWBY yesterday on TV."

Zeron: *facepalms* "The laptop was connected to the TV…"

Nora: "So it is a TV program then."

Ren: "Let's just accept their answers. Easier that way."

Asura: "If you say so."

Ren: "I know so."

AK: "Next question. How would you destroy the Twilight saga books if you could?"

Scarlet: "Oh we have an agreement on that with Xdante."

AK: "Really? Which is what exactly?"

Xdante1: *smirks and presses a button showing the Death Star on screen* "With my ability I could toss the books into the film when Alderaan was destroyed."

Torchwick: "So you're using something cool to destroy something bad. I like the method."

Terumi keeps nodding at Torchwick's comment.

Torchwick: "Very rare when we agree on stuff."

AK: "Damn, that's a good method! Wish I had thought of it. Oh well, moving on. Where does everyone like to go to unwind?"

Es: "To you. Hehehe."

AK: *blushes* "That's so sweet."

Ragna: "I always take Noel out for a swim for that."

Noel: "It's great!"

Jin: "I take Tsubaki for a ride on my motorcycle."

Kokonoe: *smirks* "You mean the real or metaphorical way?"

Nine: "Kokonoe!"

Kokonoe: "Well it's no secret they keep doing it."

Amane: "That is so not nice to say professor."

Kokonoe: "Hell if I care."

Hime: "Let's throw her in! Yeah!"

Xdante1: "No."

Hime: "Say what?!"

I show her a card I had taken out from my back pocket and she grins evilly at it.

Hime: "Alright, she's safe. For now. Hehehehe."

Kokonoe: *gulps* "Something tells me I'll be in a whole lot of trouble…"

AK: "That's nice now answer."

Kokonoe: "I eat sweets to unwind."

Carl: "I go swimming with Makoto."

Makoto: *hugs Carl to her chest* "And my lovely Carl is like a shark! Hehehe."

Bang: "I take Litchi to a festival."

Litchi: "Or just a walk. Both are fine with me."

Zeron: "I take Mu to the arcade."

Mu: *kisses Zeron* "He's the best."

Lambda: "Me and Azure just cuddle while shutting out the world. Hehehe." *blushes*

Azure: *kisses her cheek* "I like doing that."

Dragoneel12: "That's so sweet. I wanna have a girl too…"

Saya: "You will one day. Aside from busting in on innocent girls while they shower, you're not such a bad person."

Dragoneel12: "Oh thanks. I think…"

Luna: "Luna relaxes with her Master Jubei shrine!"

Jubei: *surprised* "Say what now?"

Nine: "I just pet my husband. Like this." *pets Jubei's head making him purr*

Jubei: "I hate my cat instincts sometime…"

Tao: "Tao sleeps and eats, mew."

Azrael: "Like that's a wonder. As for my answer, I always relax when I'm not fighting and I grew tired and bored of it."

Tager: "I just take an oil bath."

Noel the Bloodedge: "Bubble bath with my love."

Ragna Vermillion: "Same here."

Yayoi: "I and Yuki play chess."

Yuki: "She's pretty good."

Celica: "Asura and I just sleep to unwind." *smiles*

Asura: *blushes* "Those are good naps."

Everybody else answered the question with no more surprises or special things.

AK: "Not bad. What about you, Xdante?"

Xdante1: "I always unwind when I'm with friends like now."

Eclipson: "That's nice of you."

Xdante1: "Thanks."

AK: "If everyone had to choose to learn a musical instrument, what would your choice be? And Carl, you don't have to answer, since I know it's guitar for you."

Carl: "I also play the violin and the piano."

Makoto: *hugs Carl* "He's like a little one man band. I would play the drums, by the way."

Ragna: "Does it count that I used Dante's electric guitar weapon?"

AK: "Pretty much counts."

Noel: "Hm… I'd play the flute."

Jin: "Guitar."

Tsubaki: "Violin."

Kokonoe: "I hate instruments."

Tager: "The drums."

Everyone else told their favorite instrument and it seemed like they could put 3 bands together.

AK: "Not bad. If everyone were in a high school which social group would they belong to?"

Ragna: "Outcast…"

Noel: "Shy student that is barely visible…"

Jin: "Those 2 always end up together."

Noel: "Which is why we said it." *giggles*

Jin: "Whatever. Star athlete for me."

Tsubaki: "Honor student."

Luna: "Most popular girl in school!"

Kokonoe: "Yeah right… Principal in my case."

Tager: "Teacher."

Everyone else answered mostly repeating the above said.

Carl: "Wow… I'm the only nerd in this…"

Makoto: "A nerd who gets the cheerleader." *winks at him which makes Carl blush*

AK: "Hehehe, cute. Who would you be if you were a music celebrity?"

Xdante1: "Dibs on Pitbull!"

Ragna: "Hey, I wanted that!"

Noel: "Hm… Shakira."

Jin: "Justin Timberlake."

Tsubaki: "Madonna."

Carl: "Uh… I have no idea."

Makoto: "Haven't thought much about it, but I guess I'll go with J. Lo."

Everybody else just couldn't decide so they passed.

Nova: "That's awkward."

Amane: "It kind of is. No singer ever showed a good performance for my taste."

Mary: "What about Lady Gaga?"

Amane: "Hm… alright, I'll give that a pass."

AK: "That wasn't really much. Oh well. Non-OC characters here, who would you be if you were in the Star Wars universe?"

Ragna: "A Jedi!"

Xdante1: "Me too!"

Asura: "Count me in!"

Noel: "Me as well!"

Every character said that eventually.

AK: "Okay… specify which Jedi then."

Ragna: "Uh… I don't wanna choose one from the movies. I wanna be my own type."

Noel: "Same here."

Blake: "Let's make it simple. Anyone who wants to be a Jedi from the movies they saw, raise your hands!" *nobody put up their hands* "Thought so."

AK: "Well alright. I still liked the answer. Last question from me. In the Naruto universe, who would you be?"

Bang: "Might Guy!"

Azrael: "I'm so not surprised. I choose someone very strong. Like… uh… the RaiKage! Now he looks like a real man with a lot of power!"

Ragna: "I'd go with Kakashi."

Noel: "I don't really know. Tsunade maybe…"

Jin: "Sasuke."

Tsubaki: "Uh… I don't know. I have no idea."

Carl: "Shikamaru, because of his intellect."

Makoto: "Hm… Sakura for her monster strength, hehe."

Rachel: "I won't pick anyone because that universe is not very hygienic."

Terumi keeps saying something under his bandages.

Torchwick: "You're saying you'd be Orochimaru."

Terumi nods at that.

Weiss: "No surprises there."

Tao: "Meow, what's a Naruto?"

Everyone fell out of their seats except Nora.

Nora: "I have no idea Tao."

Ren shows them a picture and description of the anime on his laptop.

Tao: "Oh, that's Ramen Guy!"

Bullet: "That name pretty much suits him. I'd be Tsunade too."

Noel: "I called dibs on her already!"

Bullet: "Sorry Noel but I can't really see myself as anybody else there."

Noel: "Well okay."

Tager: "I'd like to be Jiraiya."

The others just couldn't make a clear decision who to be there.

AK: "Well at least I got some good answers. Thanks guys, that's all my questions." *hands the cards back to me*

Xdante1: "Alright, we have time for one more set then we'll have some other special stuff to take care of. Let's see… *goes through the cards* "Takes too long to answer, next time, next time, next time, definitely next time… oh good! I found some more questions from xxDarknessxx3."

Terumi was trying to get away but he looked a fish struggling to get back to water.

Torchwick: "I'd like to say again that I like this person."

Xdante1: "She says that on this video is her latest yet twisted idea of a flying troll using a catapult that she borrowed." *shows the video*

Terumi's scream was clearly heard through the bandages.

Tager: "I think that was heard from outer space."

Pyrrha: "I'd like to see that tape."

Xdante1: "After the show we can all watch it. I'll upload it on YouTube after that."

Makoto & Nanaya: "Awesome!"

Xdante1: "Anyway, she has a question for Kokonoe. Are you a vampire?"

Luna: "That would explain her sharp fangs!"

Kononoe: "I'm part cat you brat! And no, I'm not a vampire!"

Rachel: "You have every trait to be one except the pale skin." *giggles*

Kokonoe: "Shut the hell up!"

Nine: "See dear? You need to go out more."

Jubei: *smirks a little* "Something tells me she goes out pretty much enough."

Kokonoe: "Huh?" (Thought: He can't possibly know… can he?)

Nine: "What are you talking about? She barely ever leaves."

Jubei: "I think Lynne could help in that case then."

Lynne: "I'd be happy to." *smiles brightly*

Kokonoe: "Just stay away from me…"

OrangeTabby101: "She means the opposite."

Lynne: *giggles* "I know."

Kokonoe: "Next question!"

Tager: "So she's not a vampire. Just to be sure we answered the question."

Xdante1: "Rachel, she says that you acting like a girly girl was funny."

Everyone started laughing loud at the memory. Rachel didn't seem to be upset, in fact she was smiling a little.

Weiss: "Why are you smiling? I thought you would be a bit angrier at that."

Rachel: "Not at all. I thank Miss Darkness for her complement. Since I did that challenge, I am confident I will be able to survive worse in the future."

Ragna: "Now I'm surprised."

Noel the Bloodedge: "Same here."

Asura: "Damn! I was so hoping for an outburst."

Azure: "Well it's good to see her taking it a good way."

Lambda: "I agree."

Nova: "But I wanted to laugh at her being angry. No fair!"

David: *holds a mirror at his face* "Here. This is just as funny." *chuckles*

Nova: "Go to hell."

David: "After you."

Xdante1: *sighs* "Those 2 can be too much. Anyway, those are all the questions for now. As for further entertainment. I have 3 special things planned."

Ragna: "Sounds good. What are they?"

Xdante1: "First of all, something Bloodscythe wanted to do."

Emy: "Which is?"

The stage turns into a professional fighting ring.

Xdante1: "I did some improvements."

Bloodscythe: "Sweet!" *goes in the ring* "Bring me my opponent!"

Xdante1: "Infer! You're up!"

Deviljho's Hatred: *surprised* "What?!"

Infer: *climbs into the ring with a sinister smile on her face* "I'm so gonna enjoy this!" *cracks her knuckles*

Eclipson: "Show her who the boss is, Bloodscythe!"

Bloodscythe: "You got it!"

Azrael: *hurries to a betting booth with a large amount of cash* "Put it all on Infer!"

Eclipson: *behind Azrael* "Ahem!" *her eyes were that of a killer when looking at Azrael*

Azrael: *sweatdrops and turns back to the booth* "I mean… all on Bloodscythe."

Eclipson: "Good doggy." *smiles and puts a bone in his mouth before walking away*

Azrael: *easily breaks it with his bite* "One of these days I'm gonna get you." *walks back to the fighting ring*

Xdante1: "FIGHT!" *rings the bell*

Bloodscythe and Infer quickly dashed at each other and started fighting like crazy. 30 minutes later both of them were panting heavily with many battle scars on their bodies.

Bloodscythe: "Not… bad…"

Infer: "You… too… but…" *her appearance started to change and become more dragon like as she let out a huge roar*

Bloodscythe: "Bring it on…" *transforms into his Black Beast form*

Zeron: "They're gonna level the whole place!"

Ruby: "This fight is awesome!"

Yang: "Go Bloodscythe! Go Infer! Woooooohooooo!"

Weiss: "Am I the only one who feels embarrassed by her girlfriend's actions?"

Blake: "I feel the same about Yang."

Rachel: "Wait a minute… Miss Schnee you're romantically involved with Miss Rose?"

Weiss: "Yes."

Rachel: "That is nice." *turns back to the ring*

Bloodscythe and Infer attacked each other again and continued their battle. After 20 minutes both of them turned back to their original form and panted heavily.

Yuki: "Is this a tie?"

Infer suddenly fainted and a second later Bloodscythe did the same.

Xdante1: "Well, since Bloodscythe stood up longer, he wins."

Azrael: "Yeah! I'm rich!" *goes to the booth*

Eclipson: "He should have thanked me. Whatever."

Deviljho and Eclipson went into the ring and carried the 2 fighters to their seats.

Deviljho's Hatred: "They did well."

Eclipson: "I agree."

Xdante1: "That's 1 match down! Next up is David against Asura!"

Asura: "Finally!" *goes into the ring* "I was waiting to get back at that prick!"

Celica: "Go honey!"

Asura: "This will be for you Celica!"

David: *gets into the ring as well* "I'll make sure not to beat you too quickly, so you can put up a show for your lady."

Asura: "Oh I'll put up a show for her alright! One that will make me beat you!"

David: "It's nice to have dreams but you should really wake up now."

OrangeTabby101: "I think that's enough talk from them."

Xdante1: "Agreed. FIGHT!" *rings the bell*

Asura dashed at David who was just waiting for his attack. The fight lasted only for 8 minutes. Asura was laying on the ground flat on his face as David just stood behind him with his arms crossed.

David: "Not bad. But you still have a long way to go." *walks out of the ring*

Setsuna321: "Well it's obvious who won."

Axel: "Yep."

Hakumen: "I still enjoyed it."

Celica: "Asura!" *rushes down to him and carries him back to his seat where Bloodscythe and Infer woke up to see the last hit David made* "Are you okay, dear?"

Asura: "Ugh… did I… win?" *Celica shook her head* "Darn… I'm sorry Celica…"

Celica: "You were still great." *kisses his cheek*

Jaune: "Nice matches. Anything else you have Xdante?"

Xdante1: "There is one more thing." *smirks at Kokonoe*

Kokonoe: "I'm so not liking that smirk…"

Xdante1: "I actually need Speed for this one since it's his challenge."

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Oh I've been waiting for this! My challenge is for Carl, Ada, Makoto, Tager and Kokonoe."

Said 5 people came up to him.

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Your challenge is simple. Xdante, if you will."

I bring out a remote control and press a button on it which made a gigantic box came up from the basement of the studio.

Shana: "That is one very big box…"

By pressing another button, the sides have dropped down and showed what's inside. Almost everyone stood amazed at what the box held.

White: "Behold the Ultimate Golden Tager Double X!"

Tager: "What in the name of hell?!"

Mu: "That's new. Tager barely ever swears."

Zeron: "Can't really blame him though…"

Carl: "Speed… this isn't funny…"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "It's no joke. You guys have to beat it. Oh and the pilot is Relius."

Carl & Ada & Makoto: "What?!"

Relius: *from inside the machine* "Correct! Now prepare to be destroyed!"

Kokonoe: "Harsh."

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Beat him and you can get some alone time with Relius, fail and he gets to experiment on Makoto."

Makoto: "As if we ever let that happen!"

Carl: "He won't touch her! I'll never allow it!"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Kokonoe and Tager will get the scraps of the Ultimate Golden Tager X plans if they win."

Kokonoe: "Not interested." *starts walking away*

Xdante1: "Kokonoe, you should really do it."

Kokonoe: "Why should I?"

Xdante1: *takes out a phone* "Come here for a sec." *she came closer as I showed her a video which made her pale and upset*

Kokonoe: "You! What do you think you're doing?!"

Xdante1: "I'm not doing anything. This person is currently held hostage in the building by Speed and is being tortured. If you lose or don't compete this person will stay in the Room of Doom during the next episode."

Kokonoe: *turns to Speed* "You monster!"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "That's funny coming from you. Now go or that person will suffer even more."

Kokonoe: "Tager! Come on!" *climbs into the ring*

Tager: "I'm very confused now…" *climbs into the ring with Carl, Ada and Makoto following him* "Kokonoe, what did Xdante show you?"

Carl: "And why did you call Speed a monster?"

Kokonoe: "Forget that! Let's take this pile of junk apart and kick your dad's a**!"

Azrael: "What was that picture you showed her, Xdante?"

Xdante1: "It wasn't a picture. It was live stream of a person who is here."

Setsuna321: "Of who exactly?"

Xdante1: "That's a secret."

Hime: "You're no fun!"

Xdante1: "Right… anyway, FIGHT!"

Relius quickly smashed the fist of the machine on them but they were all able to dodge it. They all knew this won't be an easy fight.

*2 hours later*

The fight was still going on as Kokonoe, Tager, Carl, Ada and Makoto were physically worn out and had many bruises on them. The Golden Tager, however, was without any damage at all. Even its paint job was intact.

Tager: "Damn it! No matter what we do its repair program is beyond our combined strength!"

Carl: "This isn't good…"

Ada: "It must have some weakness…"

Makoto: "Xdante! Do you honestly want him to win?! Please help!"

Deviljho's Hatred: "This has gone far enough. Maybe you should just cancel the match."

OrangeTabby101: "That would mean Relius wins."

Bullet: "If it keeps going like this, they may not survive…"

Hakumen: "It's your call Xdante."

Xdante1: "There is one way to stop it." *at that everyone turned to me listening carefully* "Kokonoe! Tell us and it'll be destroyed."

Nobody understood that except for Kokonoe, Celica, Asura and Speed.

Kokonoe: "What?! Why me?!"

Speed: "Think of it as helping you."

Kokonoe: "Never!"

Carl: "Professor please… I don't want my father hurting Makoto… I know you don't care but I do… please Professor…"

Ada: "I'll let you examine me to the core… if that's what you need…"

Hakumen: "Ada, no! You can't let her!"

Ada: "I have to… for Carl and Makoto…"

Makoto: "Forget it, she won't help… she doesn't know what love feels like…"

Kokonoe: "Fine! My secret is that I have a boyfriend!"

Everyone gasped in amazement and looked at her shocked, except a few people.

Asura: "Took her long enough."

Jubei: "You knew, Asura?"

Asura: "Yeah, Celica told me."

Nine: "Even I didn't know about it."

Celica: "It happened before you joined."

Amane: "Now there's a plot twist I never expected to happen."

Mary: "Wow. Who would have thought?"

Jin: "Yet she still spies on us."

Kokonoe: *crosses her arms* "I only did it to do those with him."

Ragna: "Seriously? Why not just do what you want with him?"

Kokonoe: "I'm not really an expert when it comes to romance."

Makoto: "Well that's true… no offense."

Tager: "Well at least it's shut down now."

The machine took a step closer to them.

Blake: "I thought it would shut down."

Relius: *from the machine* "That would have been too easy. Let's end this!" *prepares to strike them down with the machine's right hand*

Kokonoe: *to SpeedRulerLiberation* "You said it would stop!"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "You have to be more specific with your answer. Tell us exactly who it is."

Kokonoe: "Okay okay! It's Lavi from D. Gray-Man!"

Suddenly the Golden Tager stopped and started to breakdown. Soon it was reduced to a pile of junk. Everyone in the studio was speechless as Amane took out a drawing board and started drawing on it.

Azrael: "What are you doing?"

Amane: "I think they make a cute couple, so I'll draw their beauty."

Azrael: "Right…" (Thought: Weirdo…)

Xdante1: *kicks Relius out of the rubble* "Well that did a number on him again…"

Deviljho's Hatred: "Treat him again?"

Xdante1: "He'll be out for a long time. Just like last time."

Litchi: "Well… could be worse." *a lamp falls down from the roof and breaks* "Don't talk about that. Got it."

Hakumen: *rushes to Ada* "Are you alright?"

Ada: "I'll need some… maintenance…"

Carl: "I'll take care of it sis."

Ada: "No… let Hakumen help me."

Carl: "But-"

Ada: "Take care of yourself and Makoto…"

Makoto: "Carl…"

Carl: "Alright… we'll get better soon. I promise."

Hakumen: "And I promise to take care of your sister."

Carl: "I know you will. Thank you."

Kokonoe: "Alright Speed! I did your little game! Now let him go or I'm gonna strangle you!"

SpeedRulerLiberation: "Alright alright, I'm going." *leaves with White*

Noel the Bloodedge: "Wow. Even I'm not that cruel."

Jin: "Yeah that was overboard…"

Tsubaki: "Way overboard."

Ragna: "Well… hopefully my next move will have a more positive effect."

Rachel: "What do you mean Ragna?"

Ragna: "Noel, could you walk with me to the center of the ring?"

Noel: "Sure." *goes there with Ragna* "Is something wrong?"

Ragna: "No, it's something else. Can everyone be quiet and listen for a little please?!" *everyone stayed quiet and looked at them as Ragna turned to Noel* "Noel, we've known each other for a long time and have been involved in quite some stuff. Like saving each other."

Noel: *blushes* "I remember… it wasn't really that much."

Ragna: "You're modest and have a kind heart Noel. I sometimes wonder what I did to deserve you."

Noel: *holds his hand* "You gave up an arm for me."

Ragna: "And I would do it again if necessary. Ever since we got together, I have been very happy and I want to have this forever with you." *he kneels down while holding her hand*

Noel: *tears up and smiles* "Ragna… are you…"

Ragna: "Noel Vermillion, will you marry me?"

Noel: *gasped and cries while nodding* "Yes… Yes…Yes! A million times yes!"

Ragna and Noel then kissed and hugged each other. Everyone was applauding (with the exception of Terumi of course). AK walked up to them and handed Ragna a golden ring which he put on Noel's finger.

Noel: "How long have you been planning this?"

Ragna: "Quite some time."

Ruby: "Congrats guys!"

Weiss: "Be sure to invite us to the wedding too."

Noel: "Of course!"

Xdante1: "Well, this may have been the most surprising episode so far. Noel the Bloodedge and Celica are pregnant, Terumi's been beaten up -not really surprising-, Kagura became a guy magnet, Kokonoe's secret is out and Ragna and Noel just got engaged. You may wonder, what else can happen? Even I don't know, so if you like to find out be sure to wait for the next part of the show as more questions will be answered. Thank you again for being with us and as always keeps sending reviews and questions. Your turn everyone!"

BlazBlue & RWBY cast plus everyone else there: "Bye, please Read and Review!"

Xdante1: "Until next time!"

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*Ending song*

*Lights turn off, cameras turn off*

Eclipson: "Look at this mess. It'll take forever to clean it up."

Xdante1: "Could have been worse."

Hakumen: "Xdante, 2 ladies are looking for you."

Bullet: *furious* "WHAT?!"

Hakumen: "They say you know them both. One has an odd eastern dress and the other is not human."

Xdante1: "I've been expecting them. Send them here please."

Hakumen: "Got it."

Hakumen left then came back with the said 2 girls. One of them has raven black hair with golden brown eyes and is wearing a long black coat with eastern style clothing under it. She also has black stockings with black high heel shoes. The other girl has bright white hair and scarlet red eyes. She is also wearing a considerably revealing black and red Victorian maiden's gown, a black laced arm gauntlet on her left hand and a bronze mechanical arm gauntlet on her right with red fabric covering it. She also has a white pearl necklace with red rubies in it and black slippers on.

?: "Oniichan!" *the black haired girl said as she tackle hugged me*

Xdante1: *smiles and pats her back* "Hello sis."

OrangeTabby101: "Sis?"

Xdante1: "She's my little sister, Mena."

Mena: "Hello!"

Azure: "And who is she?" *points at the other girl*

?: "My name is Elizabeth E. Marlybone." *bows* "Pleasure to meet you in person, handsome."

Lambda: "Hey, he's my boyfriend!"

Elizabeth: "That's nice." *smiles*

Azure: "Xdante… what's with her?"

Xdante1: "She's a gift OC I got from Rogue Black Knight. She's nice just… likes to surround herself with cute men… and tends to be a bit flirty…"

Setsuna321: "This will be interesting…"

Noel: "As long as she stays away from Ragna, she's okay with me."

Noel the Bloodedge: "Same goes about my Ragna!"

Elizabeth: "But of course. I'm not ready to settle down with 1 man just yet."

Rachel: "She doesn't seem like a bad person."

Yuki: "Time will tell."

Axel: "I pushed Terumi out to the wild cats."

Xdante1: "Good now let's watch this tape on Terumi's time with Darkness!"

Everyone there: "Yeah!"