The Knight Stooges
In Magic Disaster
At the magical land of Equestria. At the castle of princess Twilight Sparkle, known only as the princess of friendship herself. And inside of the crystallized castle the Mane Six, Starlight Glimmer, (who is the student of princess Twilight Sparkle) and spike the dragon. And then they heard a knock two times and Pinkie Pie hopped too the door and opened it, and she saw a mysterious figure but still with a smile on her face, (But we can't see the mysterious figure since the screen is on focus to Pinkie Pie).
"Hi!" she greeted the mysterious figure.
"Uh! H-hello." Said the mysterious figure to Pinkie Pie as he greeted to her. "M-my name is Brightstar. Princess Celestia said that I should be princess Twilight's student here." He added a few words into his sentence.
"Sure follow me, and I'll lead you right to her." Said Pinkie Pie with the most joyful smile on her pretty/little pony face. Then Pinkie Pie lead Brightstar to the other Mane Six. that are Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash.
"Ah, good Princess Celestia told me that you should be coming to Ponyville Brightstar." Said Princess Twilight Sparkle with a proud smile on her pony face. While the others looked at him in curiosity.
"Yeah I know I look hideous." He said in disappointment. But the Mane Six know that's not true.
"Not at all darling, I know that sompony say's. That not all ponies are what they appear to be."
"Yeah sugarcube." Said Applejack being honest as usual.
"That's right." Said Fluttershy being all shy as usual.
"Uh-huh!" yelled Pinkie Pie in an excitement manner.
"Well that is true." Said Starlight Glimmer in a nervous manner.
"Yeah that's right." Said Spike.
"Well, if you say that's true then alright.' Said Brightstar in a hopeful manner. Then everypony gave him a proud smile on their pony/dragon faces.
"Well than that's settled then. What's your occupation." Said princess Twilight Sparkle as she wrote down a few scribbles on her scroll/paper/clipboard.
"Well." Said Brightstar in a nervous manner. "I was an apprentice to Starswirl the bearded." He added a few little tiny/ity bity words into her sentence. Then all of a sudden everypony/including the dragon gasped in shock.
"You mean, your Starswirl the bearded's apprentice!" said the princess of friendship in shock as she pointed her right fore hoof at him.
"Yeah, so?" he asked in utter confusion.
"Are you kidding!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash as she flew around in circles in amazement. "Your Starswirl the bearded's apprentice." She added a few little awesome words into her sentence. "Which makes you a hundred years old!" she also added a few tiny little/itsy bitsy words into her sentence.
"Actually, I'm a hundred thousand years old to be exact." He said as he explained his age to the others/ponies/dragon. Then they all had their jaws dropped because of Brightstar age.
"That…is…AWESOME!" shouted Rainbow Dash through the top of her lungs as she sprung her wings out of her back. Then they all talked to him all at once.
"Hey what's that?" asked Brightstar in confusion. Then the look to the right and they see the homemade portal too the human world.
"Oh that well, it's a magic portal I made that'll take you to another world." said princess Twilight Sparkle with an unusual smile on her face/muzzle. "Now let's start on your friendship lesson." she added a few little words onto her sentence. As the others turned away that heard a magical burst sound. And they turned quickly back around and they see the mirror being closed, and the others are shocked about it.
"Oh no." added Twilight Sparkle in fear/shock/nervous.
Meanwhile at Canterlot High at the CHS rebuilt statue of a horse. The portal appeared that is right above the marble/horse statue and Brightstar came out of the mirror/portal. And he grunted in pain.
"Ow!" he cried out in anguish/in pain. And he stood up, and he turned to the left and he looked at his reflection. (And this is the part of his human form), Brightstar has red/orange hair, bedroom blue eyes, and he wears a yellow t-shirt with a golden glimmering star with two swords that are behind it, and he is wearing purple jeans, and he is now wearing black sneakers. And he looked at his reflection in shock and he got back up and he looked everywhere so he could see where he is, and he now spotted some humans since he turned into one. "Where am I?" he asked/added onto his sentence in confusion.
Meanwhile at the Canterlot City laundry shop King Daydream is washing some clothing the medieval way, while he was suppose to wash them the modern way, while he's singing a tune at the same time. And we cut to see the stooges who are holding they're laundry baskets as they enter the washing machine room. (Connor's on the left holding his laundry basket, Georgia's on the middle holding her laundry basket, and Owen's on the right holding his laundry basket).
"Daydream!" said Connor as he walked towards King Daydream. "Why did you use the washing machines?" he added a few/couple of words into his sentence.
"Oh!" exclaimed King Daydream as he turned his head to the left as he looked at the few remaining washing machines. "I thought they were what you say t.v. sets." he added a few words onto his sentence.
"With suds in them." said Georgia as she pointed her right index finger at the washing machines.
"Why yes. Haven't you ever heard of soap operas." he said.
"Yeah, but not literally." exclaimed Connor to King Daydream.
"Attention stooges!" yelled Twilight Sparkle as she appeared on the washing machine thanks to some magic dust.
"King Daydream it is a t.v. And that's the early early show." said Owen as he pointed his right index finger at the washing machine that Twilight is on.
"And I know three dum dums who've seen their last late late show, unless they find my newest friendship student Brightstar from using his magic for practical jokes. Find Brightstar or you're all washed up!" she yelled through the top of her lungs as she gave the stooges the order to find her new student from causing mischievous mayhem in Canterlot City.
"Knight stooges!" (Connor)
"Away-oof!" (Connor, Owen, and Georgia), (Leaving their body shaped holed onto the mirror), (Owen's body shaped hole is on the left, Connor's body shaped hole is on the middle, and Georgia's body shaped hole is on the right).
"Woo, naugh, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" (Owen) And they are now in their rusted armor since King Daydream accidently put the miniballs inside the wash tub. as they are now trying to find princess Twilight Sparkle's new student that his name is Brightstar.
Meanwhile at King Nightmare's underground kingdom. King Nightmare is sitting on his throne in agitation. And why you ask? Because he hasn't taken over the world yet, due to the knight stooges beating him for the twenty-third time. And the two evil twin brothers who are named Slice and Dice are checking on the giant computer, that they've created due to their failed national landmarks plan. (Slice is on the left checking on the giant computer, and Dice is on the right checking on the giant computer). Then Slice spotted something that is on the giant computer with bug-wide eyes, and he ran to King Nightmare's throne in a hurry. And he bowed at his majesty as he spoke.
"Your majesty!" alerted Slice as he bowed down to him at the same time. "I have spotted something very intriging." he added a few little words into his sentence.
"Then show it to me you imbecilic excuse for a robot/dragon hybrid." growled King Nightmare in agitation/in anger due to his most evil plans being foiled by his arch enemies that their names are the knight stooges. Then Slice and Dice brought the giant computer to him. And we now cut to the screen of the giant computer, we see Brightstar coming through the portal, and we now cut to King Nightmare's surprised look, but it changed into an evil smirk. "So!" he added one little word into his sentence.
"That horse statue turned out to be a portal to Equestria. If I can get the portal's magic, I can get my dark magical powers back!" he added a few tiny little words into his sentence as he laughed evilly. And so did his evil minions Slice and Dice.
"Now, get that pony you fools!" he ordered Slice and Dice to capture Brightstar.
"Yes your majesty!" yelled Slice and Dice as they bowed to King Nightmare at the same time. And they've stand up turned to the right/left and they ran so they can capture Brightstar, while King Nightmare smiles evilly. (Slice is on the right turning to the right, and Dice is on the left turning to the left).
Meanwhile at Sweet Apple Acres Brightstar is ordering some apples while Applejack is putting some apples in the bag. She put two green apples in the bag, and she put three red apples in the bag.
"That'll ten fifty sugarcube." said Applejack as she raised her right hand so she can get her money.
"Okay, ten fifty you say.?" he asked.
"That's right sugarcube." said Applejack as she added a few words into her sentence. Then Brightstar gave Applejack the ten fifty cost which turned out to be Equestrian bits shocking Applejack because of it, and she gave him a cold look.
"What?" asked Brightstar in confusion.
"Don't you say what to me hon. This don't look like a ten fifty I asked for." said Applejack in anguish.
"But! It is the ten fifty like you told me." said Brightstar in frustration.
"Look sugarcube." she said in a calm, cool, and collected manner. "In Sweet Apple Acres we only get dollar bills, noy some fancy golden coins." she added a few little words into her sentence which she's still being all calmed down as usual.
"Oh, yeah right." said Brightstar as he understands what Applejack is saying. "See the thing is, I don't have that kind of bits." he also added a few simple little words into her sentence in a very nervous manner.
"You what!" yelled Applejack in total rage/and in anger. But then suddenly out of nowhere Slice and Dice appear with very/very evil smug/grins on their muzzle/faces shocking both Brightstar and Applejack. And just is all lost hope for the both of them, the knight stooges appear with very/very heroic looks on their idiotic/stupid looking faces.
"The knight stooges!" yelled Slice and Dice in shock.
"We got to get that boy, Slice." said Dice as he turned his head to the right so he can see his twin/clone brother.
"Before we get that ponyboy. We must exterminate the knight stupids." said Slice as he turned his head to the left so he can also see his twin/clone brother with a smugging looking grin on his dragon looking face. Then the three moder/medieval stooges grabbed their weapons as they are ready for battle. But Brightstar stepped in the way between the knight stooges and the dragos, then Slice and Dice creaked out smiles on their muzzle/faces, as they charges right at him.
"Oh, no you don't!" he yelled at those two robotic generals. And his both two hands have been covered in purple sparkle dust like magic and he fired them and what he created are two knights with shields for protection. And then Slice and Dice ran right at them knocking them out and those two magical knight clones launched them from two different directions. (Slice is on the right getting launched, and Dice is on the left getting launched). And they've crashed two different houses from the left and from the right. While the others looked amazed by his magical powers, and he ran off while the magical dust knights have been transferred back to Brightstar as he ran off at the same time. Then the police officers came into their police cars/vehicles. And one of the police officers came from the left side of the car/vehicle as he held up a megaphone.
"Caught you red handed stooges!" shouted one of the police officers that contains the megaphone that he's holding with his right hand. "Your under arrest for destroying half of the neighborhood!" he said/added a few little itsy bitsy words onto his sentence.
Meanwhile at the Canterlot City prison where the three modern/medieval stooges are being held up for a crime they didn't commit are discussing about princess Twilight Sparkle's new student Brightstar.
"I can't believe that pony dude slammed us into the slammer!" cried Connor in anguish and/in anger. "That's the last time we find somepony, man." he added a few little words into his sentence. And he sat down on the prison bed, and BOING a spring came up frightening Connor.
"Nnnaauugh!" he screamed in fright as he added a little itsy bitsy word onto his sentence. And magic dust came out of the spring and it landed on the wall and princess Twilight Sparkle aka the princess of friendship.
"Bust out of here and get Brightstar!" yelled/ordered princess Twilight Sparkle.
"But we could go to jail, for busting out of jail." exclaimed Owen as he raises his left hand so he can make a suggestion.
"Either you three knights, become ex-knights, or I'll see to it you become ex-stupid heroes!" she cried as she also added a few little words onto her sentence, as she pointed her left front hoof at the three modern/medieval stooges. (Georgia's on the left, Connor's on the middle, and Owen's on the right).
"Use the medieval doodle door dum-dum!" cried Owen as he turned to the right so he can see his little brother while giving him the order of the old medieval doodle door spell. And Owen uses his right hand so he can grab his right frail, and he grabbed it and he painted a brown door with a door knob that is on the right side of the door. And Connor ran for it and he grabbed the right sided door knob with his right hand and he started to pull while he began to grunt at the same time. But it didn't works, so he grabbed the right sided door knob with both of his hands and he started to pull while he began to grunt at the same time yet again. And he turned to the left and he put his knuckles on both of his hips as he gave Owen the old cold stare. "You pea brained picasso. You painted a lock door!" yelled/added a few little words into his sentence in anger as he uses his left hand so he can point at the now locked up door.
"No problem." said Owen as he uses his right handed frail to paint the key on a hook. "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." he added while he laughed at the same time. And he grabbed the key with his right hand and he turned it to the right and he unlocked it while Connor crossed both of his arms as he still angered at Owen for painting a locked up door. And he now passed down his key to the left and he now opened the door with his right hand, and to his surprise a brick wall was blocking the stooge's path.
"The doodle door fail Connor. he exclaimed as he raises his right hand as an excuse of a suggestion.
"The doodle door never fails!" said Connor as he puts his front knuckles on both of his hips. "That wall is a mirage." he also added a few/little words into hi9s sentence as he pointed his right index finger at that brick wall as it supposed to be a mirage. And they ran for the supposed to be a mirage door while princess Twilight Sparkle appear on the prison wall who is now above her idiotic/bestest/best friends in the entire multiverse. (Georgia's on the left running towards the supposed to be a mirage door, Connor's on the middle running towards the supposed to be a mirage door, and Owen's on the right running towards the supposed to be a mirage door).
"Knight stooges!" (Connor)
"A-" (Connor, Owen, and Georgia) But before they can finish their idiotic battle cry, they crashed right through the wall. And princess Twilight Sparkle flinched/shrugged by closing her right eye. And we cut to the prison wall where the body shaped holes of the stooges' are. (Georgia's body shaped hole is on the left, Connor's body shaped hole is on the middle, and the last but not least Owen's body shaped hole is on the right). And we now cut to the Canterlot City prison sky where the stooge's are now running on. (Owen's on the left running on the sky, Connor's on the middle running on the sky, and Georgia's on the right running on the sky).
"Nnnnaaauuuggghhh!" the stooge's screamed/and yelled in shock/and in fear as they braked on the sky. And they've stopped and the stooge's looked down so they can see the surface. And Georgia turned her head to the right so she can see her big/giant/gigantic brother and she said.
"What do we do now Connor!?" she asked in confusion/and in fear. Then Connor spoke as he turned his eye's/and his pupils to the left so he can see his younger/little/youngest/littlest little sister, with a smile on his face while he pointed his right index finger up into the air.
"See as we forgot, we were on the top floor." said Connor as he pointed up to the sky with his right index finger with a smile on his face. And then he looked down into the surface with an angry scowl on his face as he pointed down to the surface. "We fall a hundred feet to the street!" he also added a few little angry words into his sentence in anger.
"Nnnnaaaauuugghh!" and they now screamed/yelled/and screeched in fright as they now plummet to their doom, except for their heads since they've now used their extendo spell. And they've now fell down and they crashed landed on a big/giant mattress and they've put back their heads down putting them back into their places, with three very, very, very, very, very bright smiles on their stooge/stupid/idiotic/imbecilic/numbskull little faces. Then Twilight appeared right beside the knight stooge's right side with a frighten/worried expression her beautiful gorgeous/and slightly smart face.
"Hey guys!" she said in a very alerted manner as the stooge's turned their heads to the right so they can see their human counterpart of their alicorn best friend/princess. "We got bad news!" she added a few little words into her sentence. "King Nightmare and his goons are attacking Canterlot High!" she added a few little/tiny/tiny little words into her final sentence. Shocking the three modern/medieval stooges because of what Sci-Twi the human counterpart of princess Twilight Sparkle known only as the princess of friendship herself said.
Meanwhile at Canterlot High, Slice and Dice are both destroying the Canterlot High school stallion/horse statue. And once they are both done destroying the Canterlot High School statue both Slice and Dice punched it creating a crack. (Slice is on the left punching it with his left hand, and Dice is on the right punching it with his right hand). And then King Nightmare who was behind his two dragon/robotic/hybrid minions grabbed his sword with his right hand and he removes it's seath. And he placed is dark/shadow/most evilest sword on the crack. And the magic began leaking out of the crack and it covered King Nightmare's sword, creating a dark aura meaning dark magic. And King Nightmare looked at his brand new but evil looking sword with the most evilest smile on his evil smug face as he laughs evilly.
"With the magic that came from the portal, I shall reclaim my dark magic!" yelled King Nightmare in triumphant as he raises both of his right and his left arms.
"Oh no you don't King Nightmare!" shouted Connor Nickell as he, Owen, and Georgia Ann are right at front of King Nightmare, Slice, and Dice with the most heroic smirks on their stooge-like faces. (Georgia's on the left placing her hands on her hips, Connor's on the middle, and Owen's on the right placing his front knuckles on both of his hips). (Slice is on the left making claws, King Nightmare is on the middle gripping his hands, and Dice is on the right gripping his knuckles and releasing them to form claws).
"The knight stooges!" snarled King Nightmare as he gritted his teeth in anger. "Get them!" he added a few tiny little itsy bitsy words onto his sentence as he pointed his right handed sword at the knight stooges. Then the evil trio charged at them, while the three modern/medieval stooges also took charge at them. And they've all clashed their weapons and/claws together. Connor's sword and King Nightmare's fully recovered sword have both been clashed from left to right, two times. Then came Owen using his two frails on both of his left and right hands clashed Dice's claws from the both of them two ties. And last came Georgia Ann who is holding her crossbow with her right hand, and she shoots some of her arrows two times. But thanks to Slice's claws, he slice and dice'em to the left and to the right. And then came the final attack where King Nightmare's full dark/black magical sword created an aura that grabbed Connor, Owen, and Georgia and it spun them and threw'em to the ground, where the CHS student body saw it in utter horror because of it. Then King Nightmare and his goons are are named Slice and Dice laughed maniacally in a victorious manner, adn Brightstar who've seen it all is behind a tree that is beside the CHS highschool where the tree is on the right side of the CHS highschool. (Brightstar is peeping on the left side of the tree that is on the right side of the CHS highschool).
"Now that I have my dark magic back, I shall destroy you once and for all. Knight stupids." said King Nightmare in a victorious manner. But then Brightstar came along and changed everything.
"Oh, no you don't King Nightmare!" said Brightstar in a very serious manner. And both of his hands are now being covered by the same purple/sparkle/dusty/magical aura. And he now creates three knights that holds three different weapons on both of their different hands. (the knight on the left that is in front of Brightstar is holding a polearm with his right hand, the knight on the middle that is in front of Brightstar is holding two ring swords with both of his hands that are on the left sided hand and the right sided hand, and the knight on the right that is in front Brightstar is holding a maul with his left hand). Then the knight spirits are now charging into battle. The spirit knight with a maul smashed Dice's head causing him to be dizzy. And the spirit knight with a polearm stabbed Slice's stomach several times, and just as he's about to give that spirit knight a punch the spirit knight blew on his face/muzzle he fell down in a backward position. And then the spirit knight with two ring swords have clashed King Nightmare's nightmare sword. And they've keep clashing each other from the left and to the right. Until finally, King Nightmare tried to stab the spirit knight but the spirit knight uses his two ring swords to form a hole, and King Nightmare's nightmare sword have been went through it. And then the spirit knight pulled the two ring swords apart, making King Nightmare's sword caught, and he looked at the spirit knight with bug-wide eyes. And then the spirit knight gave King Nightmare a smirk, as he pulled the two ring swords apart and the force of it broke King Nightmare's nightmare sword apart with a small explosion knocking down King Nightmare as he fell down in a backward position. And King Nightmare got back up while rubbing the top of the head at the same time, and he turned his head to the left. And we now cut the the knight stooges repairing the crack on the Canterlot High/CHS statue monument by using their super quick drying cement spell with their weapons. (Owen's on the top left using his frails to create the spell, Connor's on the top middle using his sword to create the spell, and Georgia's on the top right using her crossbow to create the spell). And then King Nightmare looked at in shock and/in horror, and he now growled in anger, so he got up and he now give the orders to his idiotic/robotic henchmen/generals.
"Slice, Dice. Retreat! Retreat!" he ordered at the two brothers. So they got up on their feet and they ran away. But before they can make a full retreat. King Nightmare turned his head to the right with an angry scowl and said. "I'll get you for this stooges!" he yelled/added a few tiny little itsy bitsy words onto his sentence. And then King Nightmare turned his head back to the left and they did a full retreat. And then Brightstar stopped using his spirit knight spell and the three spirit knights that carry three different weapons in each of their hands and they vanished. And the students cheered for him, even the knight stooges, and the Rainbooms. And the stooge's walked towards him and congratulating him.
"That was awesome Brightstar!" yelled Connor in an astonishing manner with a proud smile on his pretty little face.
"Gee, thanks Connor." said Brightstar with a smile on his face with a blush on both of his right and left cheeks.
"BRIGHTSTAR!" yelled the princess of friendship. And they've turned their heads to the left and they saw her. And we cut to see princess Twilight Sparkle in her human form giving Brightstar a very upsetting stare/glare on her eyes as she put her hands on her hips, Then she came to Brightstar and she rabbed Brightstar's left ear with her right hand as he groaned in pain because of it. "I can not believe, you would go to the other world without asking permission by learning about the magic portal!" she added a few words into her sentence in a very furious expression/manner. "And as for you three! It's a good thing you stopped King Nightmare from reclaiming his dark magic, otherwise he would've taken over this whole world!" she added a few but calming words into her sentence.
"Yeah. I mean that would be bad right?" gestured/asked Owen in confusion with an awkward/nervous smile on his stupid little face as he raises his arms in a gesture situation.
"Right." she said as she raised her right eyebrow up. "Well, I have to get back to Equestria and give Brightstar one heck of a friendship lesson." she added a few words into her sentence. And then she turned to the left and began walking to the portal while Brightstar is being dragged by her as he grunted in pain, and they both went through the portal and they went back to Equestria where they truly belong. And the stooge's smiled at them because of it.
Meanwhile at princess Twilight Sparkle's crystal castle. Brightstar is giving the friendship lesson of his life. And we now see Brightstar cleaning the entire crystal castle. (But we can't see Brightstar's true appearance because he's being covered in dust due to the cleaning the entire castle thing). While the Mane Six, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike the dragon looked at him with smiles on their faces/muzzles.
"You promise you'll work hard?" said/and asked princess Twilight Sparkle with a smile on her face.
"I promise!" yelled Brightstar as he's cleaning out the bookshelves.
"And be a good magical apprentice like you said?" said/and asked Rarity with a very beautifully bright smile on her muzzle/face.
"I promise!" he yelled at the same sentence again.
"You promise to spend the rest of your life washing windows, cleaning bookshelves, learning new spells, reading about the lessons of friendship, and protecting the innocent ponies." said Pinkie Pie with a huge smile on her face as she said a very long/huge/ginormous sentence. And we now cut to the above of the center of the crystal castle, where Brightstar is circling around the room still being covered in a smoke of dust as he's been spinning around like a tornado while he's cleaning the court room at the same time. While the ponies and the dragon are looking at him.
"I promise! I promise ! I promise! I promise!" he yelled the same line/and sentence over and over and over and over again, as he's still cleaning the entire room as punishment for going through the magical portal to the other world where the humans live/came from. And the screen circle began closing in on the screen, and the screen's hole became getting smaller and smaller until finally, the screen became fully darkened/and blacked. But the screen circle began getting bigger to medium size and we now see Owen putting his right and left hands on his right and left hips with a smile on his chubby little face, as he looks at the fourth wall at the same time.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo." he said his most famous woo, woo, woo's. "Thought I forgot huh?" he added four short words into his sentence. "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." he also added his most famous nyuk, nyuk, nyuk's. And then the screen circle began closing down again, and it also gets even smaller than before, until finally, the screen went completely black.