"No, Loki. The Spring Fling is not where you throw girls out the window. It's a dance. You dance at dances." Tony said, emphasizing the 'dance' part. "No killing for this little Asgardian."
"I am not from Asgard, you fool! And if you ever speak of that again, you shall be the one to be thrown out a window." Loki spat and Tony held his hands up in defense. He couldn't help it if the kid was bipolar, one second he's clapping his hands like a retarded seal and the next, he's screaming at you because you accidently called his Asgardian. You just can't win.
"Sorry, Mr. Grumpypants. I can't remember all of the weird alien planets. Hey, which one is Green Lantern fron? I would love to meet him. Big fan of his work. It must be the green suit, I must have a thing for superheroes in green..." Tony rambled off as Steve burst into the room.
"I've got a problem." Steve panted.
"No I will not try to break your leg, try Jane. And don't go to Jane, she can never break that thing when she wants to." Tony said, studying his nails. "Hey Loki, do my nails look dull to you? Tash says I have man fingers and I should stop man-handling my salad..."
"Tony." Loki got the heroes attention. "Your gay is showing, stop it."
"No, seriousely, guys this is big. I saw this chick crying in the halls two weeks ago and I asked what was wrong and she told me how her boyfriend broke up with her so I told her that I would bring her to Spring Fling and- and..." Steve trailed off as he collapsed to the floor.
Both Tony and Loki stared at him for a few minutes before Loki spoke up, "Hm. Must have been a bigger problem than we thought."
"Um, why is Steve unconscious?" Bruce asked, walking into the kitchen.
"Girls. They just can't stay off the man." Tony said.
"Huh... oh well, I just came in to get some veggie straws. Later." Bruce waved him away.
"She...made...me go... dress shopping..." Steve groaned ad he sat up. "Do I smell Veggie straws?"
"That's insane if you can smell those, but yeah. Bruce just came in and got em'. You can go see if he'll share with you." Tony suggested, just wanting to get rid of the man. Sometimes Steve could be a little...overwhelming.
"Unikely." Loki muttered when Steve had left the room. Tony snickered and the villian turned toward him. "So who are you Spring Flinging with?"
"Uh, her name is Mayvellien or soemthing like that."
"YOU'RE GOING TO FLING MAYVELLIEN OUT A WINDOW!" Loki scremed and Tony sighed.
"Loki, we've been over this..."
Clints head appeared in the doorway. "You're going to the Spring Fling with Mayvellien. Dude, that's sick."
Tony smirked and shrugged. "I do what I can. But you're going with Elise right? I mean, you two are practically dating already."
Loki frowned. He was on team Natasha even though only about a year ago, he had hated the redhead. She kind of grew on you. "Why not Natasha, you've known her forever."
"Nah, Tash wouldn't want to go with me. She'd think it was weird. But I don't know about Lise either, she'd kind of...young."
Tony kicked Loki underneath the table and the raven haired boy happily returned the gesture. Soon enough, the two were playing a violent game of footsies underneath the table. They hadn't even noticed when Clint had left.
Natasha sighed as she stood next to Jane, staring into the mirror. They were both dressed head to toe in beautiful gowns; Tasha's being sleek black and Jane's being navy blue.
"Aren't they just gorgeous, I can't wait till the dance. This is going to be sooo fetch." Jane said, doing a little twirl and Natasha gave her that 'WTF' look.
"Seriousely? Fetch wasn't cool in Mean Girls and it isn't now." Natasha said and Jane blushed. The cheerleading team was OBSESSED with Mean Girls and would quote it day and night. It was all starting to rub off on Jane.
"So who are you going with?" Jane asked as she slipped out of her dress and put it back in the garment bag. The dance wasn't until next week but Jane had forced Natasha to try on her dress almost everyday to convince her that she was beautiful in the dress.
Fury had heard about the Spring Fling from a certain S.H.E.I.L.D principle and had purchased two dresses in Natasha and Janes sizes and forced them to wear them. Guess the guy likes dress shopping and this was his excuse to do it.
"I'm not going with anyone. The only reason I'm going at all is because Fury pretty much shoved the dress down my throat." Natasha said and started hand combing through her ratty hair. There was another reason, being that she got her braces off the night before and she wanted to show off her new teeth.
"We're going to have a great time... but I'm going to have to do something with that hair of yours..."
So the next chapter is the Spring Fling and that is probably the last chapter of the entire fic other than an acnowledgements page that I'll be posting at the end. Um, review I guess... Oh, and I might not update for the rest of the weekend because I might be out of town but I can try.