A/N: And its still January 1st in Hawaii!! Happy New Year again!! Unfortunately for me, school will start soon and I won't have enough time to do this fanfic at my current pace. -_- Ugh.
Anyway, thanks Azura Soul Reaper and CrazyMusician22. To be honest, I thought people might be angry with all the pervertedness last chapter, so thank you for your support!! ^.^
Disclaimer: I don't think I even own some of the things I forced to happen in this chapter, let alone Death Note...
Warning: If you are a preteen, then I have one thing to say to you. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO...
Yomi handed L an ice pack. "Here."
"Thanks." L immediately put the ice pack on his crotch.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Ryuuzaki, must you put it there?"
"An ice pack is usually put where the pain is, Yomi-chan. And, I believe that pain was Yomi-chan's fault, therefore she cannot complain."
"Oh yes I can. It was your own fault for running around and choking Kiyo with the chain. That was the only thing that stopped you from freaking strangling my best friend!! And besides, why do you keep emphasizing the chan?! You don't have to make that big of a deal of changing the honorific..."
L pouted, resembling the five year old kids Kiyo's mother taught every year. "Yomi-chan could have just told me."
"That was the fastest way, and you probably wouldn't have listened to me!!"
"..." L's pout just deepened.
Yomi snorted.
Matsuda's mouth kept twitching, as if to burst out in laughter if he had not received frequent death glares from L, Raito, Yomi and Kiyo.
Kiyo sighed and tossed Raito his ice pack.
Raito also yearned to put it in the same spot as L had, but thought it would not be worth the trouble. Instead, he just groaned and put it on his face.
Kiyo sat next to him and examined his face carefully. "Man, Raito-kun, you're really busted up. I probably should get you another ice pack..."
Raito smiled painfully. "...you kick really good, Kiyo-chan."
Kiyo grimaced. "Do you have to rub it in?"
"N-no, I didn't mean that, um..." Raito's face reddened at memory of the exact reason why Kiyo had kicked him off. "It was my fault, I mean, I should have not just...stood there like that, and then you got tangled up in the chain because of me, and, and-"
"Raito-kun, you are babbling." Kiyo smiled wearily, handing him another ice pack. "Just do us a favor and shut up. I shouldn't have kicked you in the balls. I'm sorry."
"Er..." Raito just stared at her with his mouth hanging open.
Kiyo shook her head and put the ice pack on a particularly nasty bruise. Really, L and Raito were hurt way more than they had looked in the anime...or was it that their fight had been a little...different with Kiyo and Yomi?
Raito blushed again and quickly reached with his other hand for the ice pack. Much to the delight of Matsuda, Kiyo had still not removed her hand, so the teen ended up covering her hand with his.
Raito's blush deepened. Her hand...was so smooth and soft...just like the last time....why did he always ended up getting hit in the balls before he got to touch Kiyo's hand?
Kiyo, completely unfazed by the contact, started to wiggle her hand out. "Sorry." Much to Raito's horror, his hand, completely acting of its own accord, tightened itself around Kiyo's hand.
Kiyo raised an eyebrow at Raito.
"Y-Your hand's still cold..."
"...that's because it's on an ice pack, Raito-kun."
"....oh...." IDIOT. Kiyo got her hand back.
Cursing his stupidity, Raito looked around to change the subject. "Um...Aiwaza-san, Mogi-san...what are you two watching?"
Both officers whirled around guiltily, revealing the screen.
Four mouths dropped open.
They saw....Kiyo kicking Raito in the balls again. Raito winced, reminded of the pain.
"What the fuck?!!"
Matsuda flounced away excitedly to join them. "Ooh, you got that on tape?"
Yomi gawked, her eye beginning to twitch. "Mogi-san...is that popcorn you're eating?!"
Kiyo slammed her head in the wall angrily. "Fuck this all!!"
"...Kiyo-chan has been using profanity a lot lately."
"Maybe because of the things that have happened lately?!!"
"...is Kiyo-chan in the same situation as Yomi-chan?"
"...are you asking me, Ryuuzaki, if I'm on the rag?!!"
Everyone except Yomi winced at the last statement.
"...."
Kiyo groaned. "Please excuse my behavior. Yes, my body is going through a monthly routine and my stomach hurts like hell from all of the cramps."
"..."
"...oh..."
Raito blushed furiously.
"Why is Raito-kun blushing?"
"Wh-what?!! I'm not, I mean, I am, I mean...I'm just embarrassed by this whole situation, that's all!!" Raito's voice sounded a little higher than usual.
"I apologize." L was still holding the ice-pack to his crotch.
Yomi huffed irritably. "Ryuuzaki, doesn't your face hurt as well?"
"...not that much..."
"Liar." Yomi snatched another ice pack and threw it at L, hitting the detective in the face.
"...ow..."
"This whole situation is awkward. May we please just ERASE that freaking tape and forget about it?"
"....I'm in favor of that."
Later that afternoon...
"Kiyo, are you sure you're okay?"
"...no...." Ever since Yomi's true gender had been revealed, the girls talked less in mind mode.
"...was it that bad, having Raito-kun on top of you? I mean, at least he didn't touch your boobs, like L accidentally did with me...
"...I can't say it out loud."
Then say it like this.
I still can't. It's like saying it out loud.
"Kiyo, just spit it out so we can just go on with our lives."
"...Raito-kun..."
"What?"
"Raito-kun..." Kiyo just shook her head and motioned Yomi to come closer. Yomi did.
"Light..." she whispered in english, "got..an...an...e...erection...I...felt...it...and....freaked...out..."
Yomi's jaw dropped open for the millionth time that day. "You poor creature..." she patted Kiyo's back comfortingly.
Kiyo broke down and hugged her. "Wah!!" She cried in english again. "I don't want to lose my virginity!!! Don't let Light rape me!!!"
"He'll die by my hand before that happens!!" Yomi declared in english.
"Oh my god, thank you Yomi!!"
"You're welcome."
Two weeks later...
Since the second Kira is Charlie instead of Higuchi, Yotsuba's not going to draw suspicion. So what will happen two months from now?
...I really don't know, Yomi...
L drummed his fingertips on the counter, glancing at the two girls, his eyes lingering on Yomi.
"...I think I'll give everyone a day off today." The man suddenly announced, earning himself stares from the Task Force.
This really does sound like a fanfic...
"B-but Ryuuzaki, why?"
L sighed. "With the little progress we are making on Rokya-kun..."
Kiyo's mouth dropped open, her face paled.
"...I suppose taking one day off could possibly refreshen all of our minds. Of course," he added, looking at Soichiro, "Raito-kun will not be able to leave the headquarters, as he is chained to me. I hope you understand."
Soichiro sighed. "Yes, of course, Ryuuzaki."
"Tell mom and Sayu I said hi, Dad."
"Yes. I will..."
About half an hour later, L, Raito, Yomi, and Kiyo were the only ones left in the building.
"...Ryuuzaki..."
"Yes?"
"What will you do...when you catch Rokya?"
L swallowed. He had already answered that question. "He will be given the death penalty as well, Kiyo-chan. There will be no proof that Zarth forced him into this."
Kiyo looked down, willing herself not to tremble. "I understand."
Raito glanced at her helplessly, his heart strings pulled when he heard how broken Kiyo's voice has sounded.
"Kiyo-chan..." Hesitantly, he lifted a hand and placed it lightly on her shoulder.
Kiyo turned her head to look at him, and Raito braced himself for anger, hate, or irritation in her gaze.
Instead, she smiled at him again.
Raito's heart flipped.
"Thank you, Raito-kun."
Raito felt his face heat up again. "Er..."
He nervously shuffled his feet. "You're...welcome...um..."
L brought his thumb to his lips, looking at Raito avidly.
Yomi rolled her eyes. "Come on, Kiyo." She pulled her friend toward the elevator.
L followed them, leaving Raito no choice but to follow as well. "Where are Yomi-chan and Kiyo-chan going?
"To the kitchen." Yomi jabbed at the elevator button. The doors opened with that ping sound they always have.
L and Raito got in with the girls, leaving little free space in the elevator.
Kiyo hissed in frustration as she was unintentionally crammed against the wall by Raito. "Ryuuzaki, why are the elevators so small?!"
"Well, we are understaffed, so..." L suddenly stiffened when he brushed Yomi's hip.
Yomi sighed. "But still, usually four people shouldn't be crushed in an elevator. This is stupid, how many floors until the kitchen?"
"...26..."
Kiyo gaped. "What?"
Raito was not happy either, he didn't think his hormones could wait 26 floors while he was right next to Kiyo.
L was not happy as well, he was regretting his decision to go in the elevator with them, but his body sure wasn't when he was pressed against Yomi. How did they even end up in this situation?
"I hope no one's claustrophobic here.." Kiyo remarked dryly.
Yomi sighed loudly. "That's it, I'm taking the stairs." She reached for the buttons, being the only one who could reach the buttons.
L practically lost it when her body rubbed against his. The insomniac squirmed violently, trying to get as far away from Yomi as possible before he cracked.
Raito almost moaned as L's movement smashed him further into Kiyo, who was not happy about her current position. "Ryuuzaki, stop moving!" Kiyo cried desperately, not forgetting what she felt when Raito fell on her. She shuddered at the memory.
L accidentally hit Yomi, the girl hitting the opposite wall as the result. Unfortunately, it was the wall with all the buttons.
"Ryuuzaki, I'm going to kill you!!" Yomi snarled.
"Please do not tell me that this thing is going to stop at every floor!" Raito groaned. That would make the trip even more longer...he was already cracking, he wouldn't be able to last long...
"This is fine, we can just get out of the floor as soon as the door open." Kiyo said quickly. "Yomi, Ryuuzaki, you're closer to the door, so get ready."
L would have face-palmed if he had any room to do so. "This is starting to sound like a life and death mission instead of the simple task of getting out of an ele- OH MY GOD, RUN!!" The detective shouted as the doors slid open.
Raito sighed. "That was a quick change of thought."
Yomi squeezed her way out first, since she was smaller. L fell out, practically running into the floor, desperate to escape his predicament with Yomi.
Raito quickly stepped away from Kiyo, giving a sigh of relief at the new space. He started to go out of the door-
And that's when the doors slid shut.
Kiyo and Raito looked at each other, then looked at the chain on Raito's hand.
On the other side, Yomi and L were doing the exact same thing.
"Agh!!" L yelled as his handcuffed hand was yanked downwards.
"Shit!!" Raito swore as his chain hand was yanked upwards.
Kiyo and Yomi freaked out.
"Oh my god, you're fricking kidding me!!"
L hastily pulled out a key from his pocket and unlocked his own hand.
The elevator's doors slid open to let the rest of the chain fall through, then closed shut.
Raito and Kiyo gawked.
"...does that thing have a mind of its own?"
Kiyo sighed. "Let's just get out on the next floor."
Raito swallowed and just focused all of his attention on the blinking light that signaled they were at the 24th floor.
And then, the light stopped.
Kiyo wanted to smack her head against the wall until she blacked out. No way in hell did that stuck elevator situation just happened to her!!!!
Raito's mouth dropped open again.
Yomi and L dashed down the stairs, Yomi in the lead.
Kiyo, don't freak out, we're almost there-
Yomi...I think we're stuck.
HUH?!!!
Yomi freaked when she saw the doors still closed. "Why hasn't it opened?!! Don't tell me Kiyo's stuck in there with Raito-kun!!"
L sighed. "Yomi-chan, Kiyo-chan and Raito-kun might have just decided to take the elevator to the kitchen-"
"No way would Kiyo let herself be alone in there with Raito!!" Yomi shrieked. "She would have gotten out as soon as she could!!"
L frowned. That was true...
Yomi ran to the door and pounded on it. "Kiyo!!! Are you stuck?!!!"
"Yomi-chan, this building was made sound proof, Kiyo-chan and Raito-kun will not be able to hear you."
"...shit..."
Kiyo groaned. "Of all things to happen..."
Raito sighed. Only too true...he was starting to crack again...
Yomi was freaking out. "Shit!! My best friend is stuck in the elevator with a freaking Kira suspect!!"
L grabbed her flailing arms. "Yomi-chan, don't worry. I have a way of communicating with them." L quickly pressed a button on Yomi's wristband, trying to ignore the kick of adrenaline the contact of her flesh produced.
L sighed again. "Can Kiyo-chan and Raito-kun hear me?"
Kiyo and Raito froze when they heard L's voice coming out of the identical wristband on Kiyo.
"Ryuuzaki?"
"Good, this works. Are you both alright?"
"Yeah...but I'm getting a little freaked out by this elevator..."
"Ryuuzaki...is there any way of getting us out of here?"
"Raito-kun," Suddenly, Yomi's voice could be heard as well, "if you do anything to Kiyo-"
L quickly cut her off. "As to Raito-kun's question, I believe you are still on the other side of this floor. Try and cram the doors open. Yomi-chan and I will do the same on the other side."
The two looked at each other.
"Ryuuzaki, how many things did you install in this?"
"Would Kiyo-chan please just try and open the doors?"
Kiyo shrugged. "Guess it's worth a try." She and Raito tugged the doors apart as hard as they could, gritting their teeth in exertion.
Yomi and L did the same, trying to force the doors open.
Unfortunately, their efforts were fruitless, which was saying something when you think of how strong Raito and L are.
Kiyo slammed her head into the wall. "This is ridiculous!! If I didn't know better, I'd say this was some stupid prank from Matsuda-san. I mean, look at it, we're trapped together while L and Yomi are kind of together too. Doesn't that scream chessy double date?"
Raito fought the blood that rushed to his cheeks, pondering Kiyo's words. That did make sense, but... "How would Matsuda-san have the brains to do this?"
Kiyo shrugged again. "He may not be alone. Remember how Mogi-san and Aiwaza-san were watching that tape?"
Raito growled at the memory. "If that's true, I'm-"
"-going to sue them, kill them, and then kill them again!!" Yomi swore as she threw her weight against the wall.
"....Yomi-chan, please step back." L was starting to get pissed. This whole thing was stupid already. "Raito-kun, which side of the elevator are you and Kiyo-chan standing?"
"The left."
"I see. Please stay on that side then."
"What side are you and Yomi-san on?"
"We're on the left, but it would be your right."
"I see."
"....please don't tell me you two are going to break down the doors."
BAM.
Kiyo and Yomi winced at the twin cracking sounds.
L looked at them. "Hi."
"Hi."
"..."
"...I am not taking responsibility for this."
One of the elevator doors was kicked down into the elevator, and the other was kicked down into the floor.
"You know, you didn't have to break both doors..."
L walked over and reattached the chain. "I'll call Watari to make repairs. However, after the past events, I must admit part of me is reluctant to ride in that elevator again..."
"Reluctant? I'm never going near that thing as long as I live." Without another word, Kiyo took to the stairs, the other three nodding in agreement and following.
Watching all of this on screen, Matsuda, Aiwaza, and Mogi all sighed, disappointed. Matsuda looked sadly at the control. "Doing that was so fun..."
Kiyo tapped Yomi on the shoulder. "What did you want to do in the kitchen anyway?"
And what does Yomi want to do in the kitchen? Raikun-sama knows!! Who the hell knows besides me?!!
It's almost 11:00!! ^.^
That was random. Anyway, what kind of adventure do people want our four heroes to have in the kitchen? I'm open to suggestions.
Oh, and if you are an author of a story where L gives the Task Force a day off or a broken elevator scene, I am very sorry!!! *bows with hands folded in front of her* I did not mean to copy any lines, and if I did...I didn't mean to. *bows again at right angle position*