Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R Language
Using demon catnip, and dogweed aka demon reefer, and soaking it in sake, till it dissolves, Inuyasha creates Youkai delight, others drink it and hilarity ensues, lol written for fans. Complete one shot, Sessh/Kag
My Puppy Sesshy 21
By Raven 2010, Sep 16 2011
Youkai delight
Inuyasha's new creation, happy hour, a proposal, a pink surprise
All day long Inuyasha had been thinking about it "I gotta have some, now all I have to do is use the excuse I'm going out on patrol, then get what I need and make it" he thought
"He is up to no earthly good" Sango whispered
"Well as long as I do not get turned into a damned puppy again I'm fine. If he does I will kill him for real this time" Kagome said
"Nah let him live but take away his number one treasure" Ayame joked
"Deadly" both Miroku, and Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Aw boys don't worry we love you" Kagome said
"Look at it this way boys better him then us" Sugimi added, batting his eyes
"Father you are diabolical, and so right" Sesshoumaru stated
"Hey I'm going out on patrol" Inuyasha announced
"Okay try not to turn anyone into a puppy while your gone" Kagome wisecracked
"Gee thanks a lot wench" Inuyasha retorted "And don't trip over your tongue while I'm gone" he teased
"Sure if you promise not to use itchy vine leaves to wipe your butt with like you did a long time ago and got that beautiful rose red rash" she joked
"Gee thanks for reminding me of that hellish experience" damn don't do you wenches ever forget anything? Inuyasha answered
"Remember that nick name we gave you? Lets see" what was that it? Oh yeah rosy cheeks"
"Rosy Cheeks Taisho" Sugimi ragged
"Daaaaaaad, see what you did now wench, jeez" Inuyasha grouched
"I'll reward you later mate" Ayame said in a dreamy voice
"Yeah and you better make good on that promise when I get back or I'll kidnap you" Inuyasha teased, then left
Inuyasha walked into the forest to get the ingredients for his creation, he picked and gathered demon catnip, dogweed a demon version of reefer, and obtained the strongest demon sake there was. He journeyed to his secret secluded spot deep in the forest, set the ingredients on top of a large flat top rock that sat at the base of a massive tree. He then poured the sake into a larger bottle then put one bunch of demon catnip, and one bunch of dogweed into the sake, corked the bottle, put it inside a heavy bag, swiftly dug a hole, and buried it
Now all he had to do is let it set for one hour and he'd have his beloved youkai delight, or as he nick named it happy juice, Inuyasha pat the ground where the bottle was buried and said "Daddy loves you, you'll be ready in an hour I'll come get you then"
As he had planned an hour later Inuyasha went to his secret stash, dug it up, took the bottle out of the bag, uncorked it, then poured some of it's contents into a smaller bottle he had with him. After he finished he re buried it, then innocently began walking back to the village. While walking he took a couple of sips of his youkai delight, as it hit him he felt playful, and a wicked idea entered his mind, he wanted to have some fun and had his target all picked out
With the village in sight Inuyasha allowed his eyes to scan the area, then spotted his target, the target was drinking a fruit juice mix. Inuyasha waited when his victim got up to get something, like a cat he stealthy snuck in, poured a little youkai delight along with something extra into said targets juice, and left. Innocently Inuyasha reentered the village, went over to the fire, and sat with the others just in time for the food, his target had also just returned, as the meal continued all there sipped their drinks, then the fun began
"Oh shit this is gonna be sooo good" Inuyasha thought
Jaken got up, walked over to Kirrara, got down on one knee, took one of her front paws in his hands "W, w, will you m, marry me" he stammered
The tea in Sesshoumaru's mouth sprayed across the ground, his golden widened eyes stared on in shock at his retainers uncharacteristic never before seen amorous behavior. Sango, Ayame, and the rest of the group almost peed themselves laughing as they continued to watch, Jaken was kissing the tops of Kirrara's paws, and staring lovingly into her eyes, Sugimi was loving every minute of it
"Meow" came from Kirrara
"I wuv, I mean love you, you'll have everything you w, want, diamonds, jewels, everything your heart could desire" Jaken drunkenly promised
"Jaken? Sesshoumaru called
"Y, yes ward Sesshoumawoo" he stammered
"You are drunk"
"Nonsince, ah, oh yeah nonsense" Jaken answered unable to form complete sentences "We all no, I mean know that I, I Jakin, Jaken do not dwink" he slurred
"Hm, me thinks a certain someone has a secret" Sesshoumaru teased
"Only that that if this goddess consents to be my bwide, bride I will be the happiest toad, I mean imp in the world" Jaken drunkenly replied
Meanwhile Sango, Ayame, and Kagome were leaning against each other for support so they wouldn't fall over from laughing so hard "You are aware that, that is fire neko you are proposing marriage to, do you not? Sesshoumaru asked
"Why me? I'm a good kitty, I fly everybody around, help in battle. And all kinds of stuff, now beaky here want's to, gulp, marry me, eeek" Kirrara thought
"H, hey Ja, Jaken do you think your man enough f, for her? Inuyasha ragged
"You slut up, I mean shut up. I'll not let a mangy butt, I mean mutt stand in the way of our love, a love that will last for centuries" Jaken stammered
"Jaken? Sugimi's deep voice called
"Y, yes ward slugimi?
"You are drunk, that you are" Sugimi told him
"I, if you say so mi ward, mi lord" was Jakens slurred reply
"Jaken? Sesshoumaru called
"Yes lord Sesshmarwoo"
"Go lay down and sleep it off"
"No I, I will not leave my bride unattended" Jaked replied, still holding Kirrara's paw
"She needs me"
Kirrara decided to end this little scenario, while he continued holding her paw she turned into her large form "T, there ya go Jaken, but I think s, she's to much woman for you" Inuyasha managed to say between laughs "P, pussy overdose. Meow"
Next thing Jaken knew the neck of his haori was in Kirrara's fangs, he was lifted off the ground, then was being flown away "Inuyasha?
"Yes pop?
"You did this" didn't you? Sugimi said
"Wh, who little old me? This Inuyasha takes issue with that assumption" Inuyasha replied
Sugimi sniffed Jakens cup "Ah ha, youkai delight" pup?
"What? He's a youkai, he drank youkai delight, what can I say the little green creep has connections. Remind me to ask him who when he gets back, I could use some myself" Inuyasha said
"You know son you are so full of shit we could fertilize all the farms and gardens in Japan with it" Sugimi wisecracked
"Then you better get to shitting dad cause the crops could use you right now" Inuyasha ragged
"Really?
Without another word Sugimi walked over to Inuyasha, grabbed the neck of his haori, lifted, then sniffed him "What are you doing? What no courting, no gifts or getting to know each other first? Inuyasha teased "Gee I feel so cheap, used, and violated"
"Yes oh rotten pup of mine. Youkai delight, sniff, sniff, you made it yourself, and you made it stronger then usual" Sugimi said
"Why pop how can you suspect your own pup? I am so young and innocent"
"It is not that I suspect you, it is that I know you" Sugimi replied
"Yeeeees, and your point being?" was wiseass Inuyasha's reply
"Alright Weaselyasha fess up"
"Ouch dad words hurt more then the sharpest sword. Sniff, sniff" Inuyasha replied feigning tears
"No, but my claws do" smirking Sugimi said, flexing his claws
"Geez what a cranky old dog" what happened somebody didn't get enough sleep last night? Inuyasha ragged
"Since you refuse to tell me, now I will have to use other methods"
"O, other methods" Inuyasha stammered "Go ahead do your worst old man" he said not knowing what he was in for
Without another word Inuyasha found himself on his back being mercilessly tickled under his arm pits "D, dad st, stop, hehehehehe, n, no more" please?" Inuyasha choked out
"Tell me what I want to know and I will" Sugimi replied
"Shit c, com, oh come on dad" pretty pleeeeease?
"Stubborn pup" Sugimi exclaimed
"May as well confess little brother. Confess" Sesshoumaru teased, enjoying the sight
Suddenly Inuyasha's eyes went wide "No, no pop" you wouldn't? panicky Inuyasha said
As he felt Sugimi's hand wrap around his ankle "Nooooooooo, dad don't do it"
He pled "Eeeeeeeee" he shrieked when a feather began tickling his foot
"Come on tell daddy what he want's to know" Sugimi teased
"Oh, okay g, goat breath you win I give. n, now stop"
"Pup start talking, daddy will stop tickling, come on you can do it" Sugimi coaxed, Inuyasha conceded "Good boy, see, was that so hard?"
"Easy for you to say rat lips, you weren't the one getting tortured"
Kirrara came back holding something pink and furry in her fangs, upon further inspection all there saw that it was a cute but very pink furred puppy. Both Sugimi, and Sesshoumaru looked wide eyed and they did not shock easily, they others all exchanged curious glances, Sugimi had a capability that Inuyasha was unaware of and he was about to use it
In neko language
Sugimi
"Kirrara what happened?
Kirrara
"I took Jaken to the river to dunk him in the cold water, because I wanted to give the annoying little pest a jolt. I dunked him, pulled him up, then suddenly he turned into a puppy"
Sugimi
"Strange indeed, I have a suspicion"
Kirrara
"I do as well"
"Dad you speak neko? I do not believe" Inuyasha said
All eyes fell on a certain hanyou "Inuyasha dear pup of mine, you did this" didn't you? Sugimi said
"Yeah I put youkai delight in his fruit juice, with a pinch of puppy transformation powder, and a pinch of color changing powder. Well he's always picking on that kid Rin, and he's a general pain in the ass"
"My boy you are a sick pup"
"Yeah but you gotta admit the little creep does look good in pink" Inuyasha stated
"We should put a red bow around his neck" Sango razzed, Jaken snarled "Crabby"
"Aw" does little Jaky want a bone" Inuyasha teased, Jaken growled
"Little brother you dirty dog" smirking Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Aw, such lovely compliments, warms my little heart. I love you guys" Inuyasha teased
"From green to pink, I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard" Miroku said
Jaken's diabolical revenge, Inu imp war, new girl, puppies
Three days had passed and Jaken was now back to normal, and plotting revenge diabolical revenge, waiting for an opportunity he hid, waited, and watched, and it came sooner then he expected. Inuyasha went into the woods to pee, leaving Jaken with the perfect opportunity to do his dastardly deed, while the rest of the group was busy Jaken sneaked over and put a put a pinch of powder in Inuyasha's food, then left, Inuyasha returned, and Jaken innocently strolled back into the village
As everyone seated themselves, each took their bowl of food and began eating, Jaken patiently waited for it to begin, it only took seconds for it to start Inuyasha started turning green, but that was not the end of it no the best was yet to come. Inuyasha started shrinking, gasps were heard, then next there sat an imp with a green body and long green hair, Jaken bust out laughing and was soon holding his aching stomach. Imp eyes glared at Jaken
"Bastard I am going to slowly kill you" Inuyasha screamed
"Hehehe, you cant do anything to me because like me you are an imp. And are to small to do a damn thing, ha, ha, ha" Jaken taunted
"You'd think that" wouldn't you? Inuyasha bit
"No, I know it, so silence yourself, your foolish threats do not scare, and mean nothing to me"
"One imp isn't enough now I have two. Oh my head aches already" Sesshoumaru joked
"Start making funeral plans genius" Inuyasha told Jaken
"Enough, I am weary of you, I am going for a walk"
Jaken turned to walk away, before he could form his next thought Inuyasha had his staff of two heads, aimed it, and scorched Jakens butt "Yeeeeeow" Jaken screamed
"There" how do ya like me now bitch? Inuyasha wisecracked
"Stupid mutt I will kill you, lords brother or not" he screamed
"Roast imp" was the last thing Inuyasha said just before he scorched Jaken's butt again. Jaken shrieked, and ran, Inuyasha chased "Come on be a good little imp and stay still so daddy can roast you" he taunted
"Father the best part is as long as they stay at war we'll get a break" Sesshoumaru
"Agreed" Sugimi replied
Jaken waited as days passed, he had a plan, so he acted as if he were still furious, sending Inuyasha death glares, but he knew as cocky as the hanyou was he'd let his guard down, all Jaken had to do was wait. Sure enough opportunity came Inuyasha let his guard down, and Jaken slipped something in his tea. Inuyashs returned and resumed drinking his tea, in seconds his body had a strange tingling sensation, then there sat a beautiful female neko, Jakens logic dogs hate cats, turn dog into a cat
"A cat, of all things a fucking cat, And a female, you little green bastard now you die" Inuyasha screamed
"Jaken you little green bastard, Jaken now you die" Jaken taunted and mimicked in a feminine voice "What don't you go find a male cat, mate, and have a litter? Eight should be a good start"
"Jaken?
Yes lord Sesshoumaru?
"I suggest you run"
"Yes mi lord" Jaken replied, and ran, with Inuyasha right behind him
When it came to revenge Inuyasha was anything if not patient, he waited for a week to pass, Jaken was chomping at the bit waiting to have his favorite meal raw deer meat. Inuyasha saw his chance and put something in it, Jaken was finally handed his meal and was beside himself with joy. Seconds passed before it began, Jaken felt strange, and swiftly turned into a black dog, but that was not all, a female dog and she was in heat, male dog demons caught her scent, came to investigate, she ran, and they chased
"Have fun, and be a good girl Shima" Inuyasha teased as they ran "Damn she'll have some cute pups"
"Inuyasha y, you are one sick b, bastard" Miroku choked out while he laughed
"Fa, father I think little brother may be sicker, and even more deranged then you" Sesshoumaru managed to say between gasps for air
"A, a female dog in heat, shit that is evil" Ayame choked out
"May, maybe after a few good humps sh, she won't be so cranky" Kagome gasped
Still in dog form Jaken woke up in a large basket, and swiftly looked down when he felt suction, what he saw next filled him with unspeakable horror. There were eight puppies suckling at his tits, to shocked to move he stayed frozen, his heart was almost beating out of his chest, he regained his senses
"Nooooo, this cannot be, I was turned into a dog only yesterday. It is impossible for this to happen in only one day, even for real female dogs" Jaken whined
"Ah, correction you slept for three months" Inuyasha stated
"B, but that m, means me and a male, a male, eeew, pregnant, pups" Jaken stammered
"Yes you and your mate humped a lot, he planted his seed in you many times that night. And now you have a litter" Inuyasha said, trying to hold a serious look on his face
"Youuuuu, bastard this is all your fault, you did this to me. You left me to get impregnated, at least I did not stoop so low with you" Jaken screamed "Growl"
"What a cranky bitch. Damn after all that fucking, and having a litter you should be happy and mellow" Inuyasha ragged
"Growl" was Jakens response, then he lunged for Inuyasha
"Shit and after a did you a favor, what an ungrateful bitch" Inuyasha teased, then ran with Jaken snapping at his heels
Sugimi and the rest of the gang released all the laughter they'd been holding back "Well I, I guess I better return these pup sback to their real mother" Miroku got out between laughs
"Oh my gods Inuyasha is unbelievable, poor J, Jaken only slept one night, and wakes the next day with a litter of pups" Sesshoumaru choked while gasping for air
"And the you slept for t, three months p, part was really a nice but rotten touch" Sango said
"Only Inuyasha's sick mind could come up w, with something so warped" Kagome managed
"Shit J, Jaken will be scarred for life" Kagome managed to say
"Yeah but worst of all h, he thinks he had sex with and is mated to a male Inu" Sugimi got out
"Ah he'll be an imp again tomorrow" Sesshoumaru said
"I know but until then he's going to be trying to kill Inuyasha" Ayame stated "This is just to damn good"
"Well my sick pup wanted a good chase now he's getting one" Sugimi said "Hehehe"