Here you go folks. Taking place after Woody vs Zurg. The mext fight in HvV.
Buzz Lightyear (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command) vs Cad Bane (Star Wars: the Clone Wars)
(Star Command prison was quiet and the entrance was protected by two guards. They stood there for a while and looked exhausted. But just as they were about to go to sleep, a hooded figure started walking up to them slowly.)
Guard #1: Hey, look at that.
Guard #2: Huh? Sorry sir. But this is restricted area. Please turn away.
(But the person did no such thing. He kept on walking toward the prison.)
Guard #2: Sir, this is serious! Please leave now!
(The person kept on coming.)
Guard #1: Perhaps he didn't hear us. We're giving you one more chance to turn around now!
(He didn't turn around.)
Guard #1: That's it buddy! Don't say we didn't warn you!
(The two guards prepared to open fire on the intruder. But before they could do anything, the two guards went down with no effort what so ever. The hooded person started blowing on the smoking tips of his guns before putting them back in their sheaths. The hooded person silently snuck into the prison and made his way down the hall until he arrived at a certain jail cell. Inside the cell was none other than the evil emperor Zurg. Zurg glared at the hooded figure who removed his hood revealing himself to be a blue-skinned red-eyed bounty hunter, Cad Bane. The bounty hunter brought out his gun and shot the lock on the cell door opening it for Zurg to walk out.)
Zurg: Well it's about time. What took you so long?
Cad Bane: Maleficent thought that you could escape on your own. Apparently you are not good at thinking for yourself.
Zurg: Hey! I can think for myself! I just choose to have other people wait on me.
Cad Bane: Other people. You're not even a person, just a droid.
Zurg: DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! DO I LOOK LIKE I COME FROM YOUR UNIVERSE? NO! Now spring me out before the guards show up!
Buzz: Too late Zurg!
(The villains turn around and see Buzz Lightyear standing behind them. Buzz noticed the blue-skinned bandit standing next to his mortal enemy.)
Buzz: Let me guess, you're from another universe.
Cad Bane: Well that's a though question. Are you Buzz Lightyear?
Buzz: Yes. And I'm also the guy who will not let either of you leave!
Cad Bane: I have been paid to free him. And nothing gets between me and my pay. Not the Jedi and not some meddling "Space Ranger"!
(Bane prepares his blasters as Buzz prepares his wrist laser)
Zurg: This could turn ugly. I'll get the popcorn.
Cad Bane: No need. This won't take long at all.
(Buzz pointed his wrist laser at the bounty hunter. But Bane was quick on the draw and fired one of his guns barely missing. Buzz tried to fire again, but another gunshot fired. Buzz flipped in the air and finally fired his wrist laser. But Bane sidestepped and fired another shot which actually hit Buzz square in the chest. Buzz collapsed on the ground in front of Bane and Zurg.)
Zurg: Is he dead?
Cad Bane: You can never be to careful.
(Cad Bane stepped onto Buzz's body and pointed one of his guns onto his head. But before he can pull the trigger, Booster, XR, and Mira finally arrive.)
Booster: Get away from him!
(Bane backed off and stood next to Zurg. The bounty hunter pressed a button on his belt which surrounded both of them in an electrical sphere teleporting them away.)
XR: Aw, man! After all the work we went through to get Zurg in prison, we gotta go catch him all over again!
Mira: That may have to wait.
(Mira pointed to the ground where Buzz Lightyear laid sprawled on the floor not moving.)
(When Buzz opened his eyes, he found himself in the emergency room with the Little Green Men (LGMs) looking over him.)
LGM #1: He is alive!
LGM #2: He is alive!
LGMs: ALIVE!
(Buzz shook his head and then sprang out of bed.)
Buzz: What happened? Where did Zurg go? Who was that guy? And. . . .why am I in my underwear?
(Buzz quickly grabbed a white sheet and covered himself up.)
Buzz: Where is my suit?
LGM #3: It's being repaired.
LGM #4: Your suit is damaged.
Buzz: Great. Just great. How could I let my guard down?
Booster: BUZZ!
(Booster suddenly rushes up to his friend and glomp hugs him.)
Booster: You're alive! XR said you weren't gonna make it, but I still believed in you!
Buzz: I'm fine Booster. Now, please put me down.
(As Booster set Buzz to the floor, Mira and XR also walked in.)
XR: Ah, phooey. I guess I owe you a coke Booster.
Mira: Buzz. Who was that guy?
Buzz: I don't know. But I'll you what he will be as soon as I get a hold of him.
Comm. Nebula: You aren't goin' anywhere without your suit soldier!
(The head of Star Command, Commander Nebula arrived.)
Comm. Nebula: And since it got damaged during your last escapade, you're not goin' anywhere, period!
(Buzz turned to the LGMs.)
Buzz: When will my suit be fixed?
LGMs: Soon. Very soon.
LGM #1: Ten minutes actually.
Comm. Nebula: You've got five! Our top agents have detected Zurg and his new friend hiding out in Trade World.
XR: Oh, really. How do you know that?
(Nebula pointed down the hall to see two Star Command agents being rolled out on a stretcher.)
Comm. Nebula: Whoever this Cad Bane fellow is, he is bad news. I want him captured immediately and Zurg with him!
Buzz: You can count on us Commander. Just as soon as someone gives me some CLOTHES!
(Meanwhile on Trade World, in an old and out of buisness caravan, Zurg and Cad Bane were hiding out discussing some things with each other.)
Cad Bane: You are asking too much from me droid.
Zurg: Stop calling me that! And you don't have a choice. As a bounty hunter, you are hired to take down anyone you are ordered to. And I ORDER you to help me destroy Buzz Lightyear!
Cad Bane: And how much does it pay?
Zurg: Well enough provided you make sure it is done.
Cad Bane: I usually go for the more tougher prizes. From what I've recently seen, this Lightyear character is a pushover. How you yourself never managed to beat him is beyond my understanding.
(Zurg looked like he was about to lose it the more Bane insulted him. But he miraculously managed to keep his cool.)
Zurg: Look. If you do this one thing for me, JUST THIS ONE THING, I will owe you whatever you wish. Money, power, a new toaster oven, just so long as you fight Lightyear!
(Bane thought it over as Zurg pleaded to him.)
Cad Bane: Fine. We are at an agreement. But only because I enjoy watching this "Space Ranger" fall flat on his face.
Zurg: I knew you would see it my way soon enough. Now, how about dropping me off back on my base?
Cad Bane: It will cost you extra.
(Zurg was getting irritated more and more. And Bane was enjoying every minute of it.)
(A few minutes later, a Star Command ship finally came and landed onto Trade World. Buzz and his crew stepped out and serveyed the area.)
Booster: So, where to now?
Buzz: Split up team. Search everywhere. Find out where Zurg is hiding, and his friend too.
Mira: Roger that. Just don't go over your head trying to find him, okay Buzz?
Buzz: Mira, please. When have I ever. . .
XR: Approximately sixty-four time in the past six months.
Buzz: Okay fine. But if anyone find them, please alert everybody. No one should have to go one-on-one against that guy. I know from experience.
(The team split going off in different directions. XR rolled down a long sidewalk down a bizzare market place.)
XR: Man, this is gonna take all night. Maybe if I interrogate all of these people, I could get the job done faster.
(XR ran up to the first person and got up in his face.)
XR: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF ZURGS ESCAPE?
(XR ran up to the next person and got in her face.)
XR: ARE YOU WORKING WITH THE MAN WHO BROKE ZURG OUT OF JAIL?
(He ran up to anothger person.)
XR: WHERE ARE THEY HIDING?
(And another.)
XR: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
(And another.)
XR: HOW MUCH DOES THAT RUG COST?
(Soon, XR was running out of people to interrogate.)
XR: Man, this is difficult than I thought. I'm not sure if these people know what I'm talking about.
?: Looking for someone?
XR: As a matter of fact yes.
?: Blue skin and red eyes? Goes by the name of Cad Bane?
XR: Yep. That's him exactly. What do you know about him Mr. . .
(When XR turned around, he came face to face with a shady person who he had met before.)
XR: Crumford Lorax. What do you know about Cad Bane?
Crumford: Oh, I'm not sure. My memory is a bit fuzzy if you know what I mean.
XR: Oh, no you don't. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twenty-seven times in a row, shame on me.
Crumford: But I assure you, I know exactly who you're looking for. How else would I have known what his name was or what he looked like?
XR: Hmm. Well you got me there. Very well. Show me where he is hiding.
Crumford: After you pay the proper fee. Favors like these don't come cheap.
XR: Aw, fine. But I think I'm still cleaned out from the last time you and I met.
(XR reached into his suit and grabbed a few dollar bills and some coins and handed them to Crumford who swiped it from his hands.)
XR: Alright you shady weasel. Where is Cad Bane?
Crumford: Follow me.
(XR followed Crumford all across the market place until they find an old caravan hidden from the other citizens.)
XR: Is this some kind of a joke?
(The caravan door opened up revealing the bounty hunter himself.)
Crumford: I told you I'd take you to him. Sucker! Hehehehehe.
(Bane walked up to XR who cautiously backed away.)
XR: I-I'm warning you! Once Buzz hears about this, he's going to take you down big time!
Cad Bane: So what's stopping you? Call them. Now.
XR: Uh. . .really? Okay, I'll do that. THEN we'll take you down big time!
(XR turned on his video wrist communicator and tried to make contact with his teammates.)
Crumford: Wait. Buzz is coming here? Right now? Um, if you'll excuse me for a second. . .
(Before Crumford could walk away, Bane pointed one of his guns to his head.)
Cad Bane: Stay.
(Crumford did as ordered and stayed by Cad Banes side.)
(Far from the caravan, Buzz searched through all the shops for their target. But no such luck.)
Buzz: Darn it. He could be anywhere by now.
Mira and Booster: BUZZ!
(Buzz turned his head and saw Mira and Booster flying toward him with paranoid expressions on their faces.)
Buzz: What's wrong?
Mira: XR just called! He says he found Cad Bane!
Booster: He's in trouble!
Buzz: WHAT? Hang on XR!
(Team Lightyear flew as fast as they could fly hoping they aren't too late.)
(XR had just finished calling his teammates to come and save them.)
XR: There! They're coming! And they'll save me! You'll see!
Cad Bane: Hmph. And you call yourself a Space Ranger.
XR: Excuse me?
Cad Bane: Calling your friends for back up when a true ranger could take me all by himself.
XR: Need I remind you that it was YOU who told me to call them!
Cad Bane: Well, if you don't think you can take me on. . .
XR: Oh, now you've gone and done it buster! You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
(An entire arnseal of rockets shot out from all over XR's body aimed to fire. As they launched, they exploded upon impact with the bounty hunter. When the smoke cleared, Bane was suddenly gone.)
XR: I did it? I mean (ahem), OH YEAH! I BEAT HIM! I RULE! I'M THE MAN! OR. . .DROID! Whatever.
Buzz: XR!
(Buzz, Mira, and Booster finally arrived.)
Mira: Where's Bane?
XR: Oh, man you guys! You completely missed it! I annihalated that crook!
Buzz: You?
XR: You better believe it! I fired everything I had at him, and now he's no more! He won't be messing with us anytime soon!
Buzz: Hmm. I don't believe it. There must be some kind of trick.
Booster: What do you mean?
Mira: He's right. When Bane broke Zurg out of prison, he had this strange belt that somehow teleported both of them out of there.
Buzz: A belt? I must not have been awake when that happened.
XR: Uh, Buzz?
(XR pointed to Crumford who was hastily trying to sneak away. When Buzz spotted him, he started to run. But Buzz flew up to him on time and caught him by the shirt collar.)
Buzz: Alright Crumford. What do you know about Cad Bane?
Crumford: I. . .I don't know what you're talking about!
Mira: Allow me.
Crumford: Oh no. Not again!
(Mira reached her hand forward to Crumfords head and stuck it inside using her ghosting powers.)
Buzz: Anything?
Mira: Yep. He's been in league with him alright.
Crumford: Get your hand out of my head! It feels too weird!
Mira: Tell us everything or I might do "you know what" to your precious mind!
(Crumford in fear of havin his mind scrambled finally caved in.)
Crumford: Alright! He hired me lure you guys to him since he knew I've delt with you before. It wasn't my idea, he threatened me to do it, I swear!
Buzz: And what about Zurg? Is he still with him?
Crumford: I don't know. I didn't see any Zurg with him!
Buzz: Rats! He must've teleported him back to Planet Z.
Mira: But how is he doing that? Is it the belt?
Crumford: I guess.
Mira: What do you mean "you guess"?
Crumford: He mentioned something about it being used for universal travel! I don't know! My mind is fuzzy here!
Buzz: I knew it. So he is from another universe after all!
(Mira and Buzz set Crumford down on the ground.)
Crumford: So, does this mean I'm in the clear?
Buzz: You wish! After we find Cad Bane, you're coming back to Star Command with us.
Booster: You think he might have escaped back to his universe.
Buzz: Not likely. He said he wanted to meet me. We have to find him before he finds us.
XR: Um, a little too late for that.
(Before Buzz could piece together what XR meant, a barrage of exploding gunshots hit the ground sending dust into the air. The group looked up and saw Bane standing on top of a tall building.)
Buzz: There he is! Get him!
(All four rangers fired their wrist lasers at the bounty hunter. But before their shot could make contact, Bane disappeared again.)
XR: Rats. Where'd he go this time?
(Bane suddenly stepped out of the shadows of an alley and used his guns to shoot down a steel girder. The girder fell right on top of Mira, Booster, and XR nearly crushing them.)
Buzz: GUYS!
(Fortunately, they weren't dead. But they were trapped underneath. Bane walked up to them and pointed his guns at them both.)
Buzz: GET AWAY!
(Buzz activated his jetpack rockets and flew very quickly to his friends aid. Buzz rammed Bane with enough force to send him crashing into the wall of a building. But after the powerful impact, Bane was still standing.)
Cad Bane: Nice move.
(Bane cocked the trigger of his guns ready to fire again.)
Cad Bane: Let's see if you're lucky the second time around.
(Buzz stayed on the ground and brought out his wrist laser. Buzz fired, but once again, Bane teleported away.)
Buzz: Darn it! Stop doing that!
Cad Bane: Yes?
(Buzz turned around and saw Bane standing casually behind him. Buzz fired his laser again, but Bane teleported again. Buzz looked around for his enemy, but didn't expect him to drop out of the sky and pin him to the ground. With Buzz on the floor, Bane pointed another gun to his face.)
Cad Bane: I told Zurg there's no fun in taking down easy targets. But I take it back. You are a ton of fun to be around. But nothing lasts forever.
(The trigger is about to be pulled.)
Cad Bane: And you are no exception.
Buzz: Oh, and you are?
(With his strength, Buzz activated his jetpack and flew up into the sky throwing Bane off of him. Bane shot his guns wildly trying to shoot the space ranger as he flew around in the sky. Buzz flew over Trade World avoiding Banes gunshots. But before he knew it, Bane teleported right in front of him and shot one of Buzz's jetpack wings. Buzz plummeted to the top of one of the buildings and tried to stand up. But Bane teleported to him and kicked him in the face. Fortunately, his wrist video communicator was on, so his friends could see he is in trouble.)
Booster: Buzz! We gotta do something!
XR: Hang on! Let me try!
(XR's right arm transformed into a jack as he tried lifting the heavy girder off of him and his friends.)
Booster: Nice job XR!
XR: Aw, don't mention it. It's just. . .hey! Where's Mira?
(Mira suddenly appeared from beneath the ground.)
Mira: Heya guys.
XR: Oh right. Ghosting powers. I forgot.
Mira: C'mon! We gotta save Buzz! Again!
(Buzz's friends flew up into the sky to rescue their leader. Back on top of the building, Buzz was too weak to lift his arm and shoot Bane.)
Cad Bane: Where are your friends this time Ranger?
Booster: We're right here!
(Booster flew down to try and crush Bane under his tremendous weight. But he teleported away causing Booster to crash and hurt his head giving the bounty hunter time to kick him off the edge. As Booster hung on for dear life, XR flew down next.)
XR: Alright you. Let's try this again! And this time, NO CHEAP TRICKS!
Cad Bane: Suit yourself.
(Like before, a bunch of rockets shot out of XR's body ready to fire. Only this time, before they could be launched, a single gunshot crippled his flight control sending the rockets flying all over the sky like fireworks. XR plummeted next to Booster before Mira showed up.)
Mira: Let's see you hit what you can't. . .hit!
(Using her ghosting powers, Mira flew through Bane and attempted to fire a shot behind him. But Bane turned around quickly and shot Mira in the shoulder causing her to fall.)
Mira: Okay. That was a lucky shot.
Cad Bane: All of my shots are lucky.
(Bane pointed his gun at Miras head ready to blow her brains out. But the gun went flying out of his hands. Buzz stood up preparing his wrist laser for another shot.)
Buzz: It's me you want. And this time, I won't miss.
Cad Bane: Never have I met someone so eager to die. But, I'll accept any volunteers.
Buzz: Bring it on.
(The two combatants stared each other down from a distance as the wind blew throght the air. Sweat poured down Buzz temple as he awaited to make his draw. Mira, XR, and Booster were watching too anxious to see what will happen. After a few tense seconds, Buzz fired first. But Bane was faster as Buzzs laser barely hit him. Using the only gun he had left, Bane fired his shot. Buzz jumped into the air and avoided the shot. But another shot was coming in Buzz's direction. Buzz managed to dodged that shot too. But when he avoided that shot, he walked right into Banes third shot which struck him in the chest again.)
Mira, XR, and Booster: BUZZ!
(Buzz doubled over having taken the full force on the impact.)
Cad Bane: Again you lose. What kind of a ranger falls into the same trap twice?
(Bane pulled the trigger again ready to finish Buzz off. But suddenly, Buzzs wrist laser fired again hitting Cad Bane and blasting him away near the edge of the building. Buzz stood up exhausted but feeling victorious.)
Buzz: The kind that is better than you.
(Bane looked ready to fight Buzz again. But as he got up, he noticed his belt starting to spark and make noises.)
Cad Bane: What have you done?
(Bane suddenly became engulfed in a green glow which expanded and then disappeared along with him.)
Mira: Uh, wait. What just happened?
(Just then, Buzz removed his suit to reveal a second suit underneath.)
Buzz: Double-layered. Just in case.
Booster: But what happened to Cad Bane?
XR: Who knows. Though from the look of his belt, I'd say Buzz damaged it pretty bad. He's either been forced back to his old universe, or he could be in a neverending teleportation loop.
Buzz: Either way, let's hope we don't see him again for a while. Let's return to base team.
XR: Ahem. Uh, aren't we forgetting something?
Buzz: Huh? Oh, right.
(The team flew down and surrounded Crumford who was trying to make a quick getaway.)
Crumford: Ehehehehe. Can't we just sort this out?
(Meanwhile on Planet Z, Zurg had just witnessed on a large television the defeat of Cad Bane.)
Zurg: Gah! CURSE YOU BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
(Zurg punded the TV until it broke. Zurg was heaving mad by now. But that anger suddenly disappeared pretty quickly.)
Zurg: Well, that's it. I'm gonna make some popcorn.
(Zurg left to the kitchen to make popcorn.)