Pfft, this one's from Ivan, who hate Yaoi with a passion, and will probably beat me tomorrow at school if she shows up for putting that. X'D
Disclaimer: ... I hate you.
Sveiki, Romano...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? BELARUS IS ALWAYS JUST RUSSIA'S CRAZY LITTLE SISTER TO EVERYONE! WHY IS THAT? SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, KIND, NICE, AND LOVELY!
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN LOVE HER! HE'S AFRAID OF HER! HE THINKS OF HER AS HIS LITTLE SISTER! WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME? Romano, is there something wrong with me?
And also, Louisiana's niece set me up with Louisiana. Mexico said she's sending me a machete! Any advice for my date? I want to get out alive!
Pagarbiai,
Toris Laurinaitis
Ciao, Toris,
Oh so many things... Too many to list, actually. You as a nation should know this better than most.
And, uh... Maybe it's because you're just a tad bit obsessive...? You pretty much just yelled at me through a letter before switching back to being all meek and crap again.
Ooh... I remember Louisiana. Wino and Spain were always fighting over her before America finally got her. One piece of advice: Don't make ANY sudden movements. Pretend she's Russia. Yes, she's that crazy, psychotic, and liable to fly off the handle. But damn, her food's good...
Signed,
Romano
Hahaha, historically correct info, bitches! XD
Ugh... Ivaaaaan. You gave me whatever the fuck you had... I'm coughing like crazy and my throat's killing me... But I'm STILL taking the time to update! Be thankful!