Raw: Sept. 27, 2010
"I'm officially out of the Divas Championship picture." I say.
"Yep." Ted says.
"And you know what that means…"
"What?" Cody asks.
"My bro for life is going to be the next United States Champion." Ted says.
"Damn straight." I say.
"Really?" Cody asks.
"Yep."
"I'll pay to see that."
"I'm going to kick the asses of two people who've deserved it for a long time."
"That's true. I'm rooting for you."
"Thanks, Codes."
"I am too." Ted says.
"I know, Ted."
"Where's Randy?"
"I don't know…Codes?"
"Me either." Cody says.
I sit on the couch. "I don't want to interrupt him if he's busy, but wouldn't he tell me?"
"He would." Ted says.
"Where is he then?" Cody asks.
"Oh shit!" I say as the realization hits me.
Ted is confused, but Codes realizes it too.
"You stay here." He tells me and Ted.
I swallow hard. "Okay."
Half an hour later, Ted and I are still sitting. Codes and Randy have yet to be back. We hear a knock at the door. I look through the peephole. It's Ryse, Eve, and Chelle. I let them in and shut the door behind them.
"John is helping Codes." Chelle says.
"Do you think-"
"The Nexus isn't here yet."
"Then who might've attacked Randy?"
"Sheamus isn't the type of person to do that." Ryse says.
"Miz and Alex Riley would though." Eve comments.
"That seems likely." Ted adds.
"Screw this!" I say. "I'm breaking a Codes order again."
"You're looking for them?"
"Damn right I am. It isn't one of Randy's rivals, so it's probably one of mine. That makes it my fight."
"By yourself?"
"Chris is a few locker-rooms over. I'm going to take him with me."
"Fine…be careful."
"I will."
I knock on Chris's locker-room door.
He opens it and looks at me. "What's wrong, Rissa?"
"Randy…he's disappeared. The Nexus isn't here yet, so it can't be them. I'm thinking Miz and Alex Riley. Codes and John went looking for Randy, but they haven't even texted me with info."
"Are you asking for help?"
"Yes!"
"Okay. Let's go."
We head down the hallway. I then get knocked down from behind. Brie starts punching me. I pull her by her hair and knee her in the gut. I then slam her against the wall.
"Okay…" I say. "You are going to tell me where Randy is."
"Probably some hallway somewhere still beaten down." She says.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Daniel. I give Chris a knowing look. Chris follows Daniel.
I turn back to Brie. "It was Daniel. Wasn't it?"
She just laughs. I throw her into the wall. I walk away in the opposite direction that Chris and Daniel went.
I decide to head towards Catering. Kelly stops me.
She looks at me panicked. "Rissa, I found Randy."
"What?! Where?!"
She grabs my arm and drags me through a few hallways. I see him lying on the ground in pain. I run over to him. I kneel by him.
"Thanks, Kel." I say. "Call Codes and John and tell them."
"Okay." She says before pulling out her phone to call them.
I grab Randy's WWE Championship belt and put it on my shoulder. Can't let that get misplaced. His hand moves to the top of mine. I think he's conscious. I start tracing his tattoos with my fingers. His other hand ends up on my thigh. His eyes open and find mine immediately.
He sits up alert. "I'm going to get that son of a bitch."
"Who?" I ask.
"Daniel…"
"I fucking knew it."
"Rissa…you look good with my belt."
I smile. "Thanks but I gotta kick Daniel's ass."
"I know. Give him a RKO for me."
"Will do. But until then you're stuck with me."
"I don't mind."
"Good."
Cody and John approach us.
Cody frowns at me. "You never listen."
I shrug. "You do realize I am older than you."
"True…"
John and Randy are both trying not to laugh. Randy wraps an arm around me.
John looks at Cody. "She handled herself okay."
"Actually…" I say. "I had Chris for a while."
Randy looks at me. "Where's he at now?"
"Following Daniel."
"Good."
"I need to strategize on how to kick Daniel's ass."
"Hmm…he hit me with his title." Randy says. "You can hit him with mine."
"No…I have a better idea." I smirk.
"Shit." John says. "That's the smirk."
"It is." Cody says. "It is."
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
I stand in the ring with a microphone in my hand. "About an hour ago, some stupid idiot attacked my boyfriend…I know who it was. So…how about this stupid idiot faces me face-to-face like a real man would? Unlike you did earlier with Randy."
Daniel jumps over the barricade, thinking I haven't noticed him. Wrong, Daniel, wrong. He goes to attack me but I duck and hit him with a Superkick.
I grab the microphone. "Looks like Daniel has zero balls."
AWESOME
I came to play!
I came to play
There a price to pay
Time for you to get down on your knees and pray…
Miz and Alex Riley head down to the ring. I roll my eyes.
"Marissa, sweetheart," Alex Riley says. "Why don't you just head backstage and go back to being Randy's arm candy like you were before?"
"Excuse me?"
"I said-"
"Shut up."
"I-"
"Shut. Up." I say sternly. "Alex, I think we have enough eye candy around here. The Bellas, Maryse is managing Ted…hell, you're doing a great job being Miz's eye candy."
"What?!"
Daniel, who's recovered from my Superkick, starts laughing.
"What are you laughing at, Mr. No Balls?"
"I…um…" Daniel stutters.
"Exactly."
Miz glares at me. "Who do you think you are? You walk around here like you own the place. Pulling pranks, stealing food from Catering, and much more."
"Newsflash, Miz, my father is Vincent Kennedy McMahon, chairman of the WWE, I kinda have a reason to."
"Really?" He says as he gets in my face.
"Really."
Daniel tries to attack me from behind, but Miz and I go after him first. We toss Daniel out of the ring. I then hit Miz with a Picture Perfect.
I roll out of the ring and get in Daniel's face. "I know Miz has a rematch, but I want to face you for the United States Championship."
Daniel sighs. "Fine…you can fight me and Miz in a Triple Threat match at Hell in a Cell for the United States Championship."
I smile. "That's what I like to hear. One more thing…"
I hit Daniel with a RKO and head backstage.
Randy smiles. "That's my girl."
I grab him. "I love you."
I kiss him. He kisses me back.