Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot! Mwahahaha!
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Note: Sorry for the weird disclaimer, I'm getting into the spirit for Halloween. My very short vacation in
Russia has come to a close and I am now officially back in the United States (drat, it was so much fun!).
And so the anime club at my school is doing a float for our Homecoming parade, and we're marching as
Hetalia characters (or cosplay if you don't have a country, which nearly everyone does). Of course, I'm
Russia ;-) and my best friends are Switzerland, Belgium, and England/Hungary (though I don't know what
England/Hungary is dressing up as…probably Hungary because she normally goes by Hungary anyways).
Belarus (the little freshman in our anime club) has such an awesome costume, which is terrifyingly
similar to the real Belarus' dress. However, she looks up to me (and always sticks by my side) so I gotta
play it cool and not freak out like a five year old every time she says "Big brother, marry me!". I'm not
kidding, she says that, and it creeps me the shit out. My friend River, who's Prussia to everyone, is
leading the parade and the two Italy brothers(sisters in our case), Casey(Veneziano) and
Anna(Romano) are holding a giant banner and….wait, why am I describing this? Because it's darn
awesome that's why! ~/~ So anyways, without further ado here's Romania.
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(Edit: I changed the names of my friends because they wanted to remain anonymous.)
~*Romania*~
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User: Hey! I'm Romania!
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Cleverbot: Oh good to know.
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User: So uh, what's your name? Is it Cleverbot?
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Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
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User: Haha! I'm psychic!
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Cleverbot: Really. What am I thinking about?
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User: You're thinking about how awesome vampires are.
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Cleverbot: No, what am I thinking?
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User: Pancakes.
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Cleverbot: I think you wrote punkreas.
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User: You're wrong :-P.
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Cleverbot: No, I am correct. You're wrong.
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User: I didn't write punkreas...
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Cleverbot: Well, you did write it. Maybe you didn't think about it first, but you did write it.
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User: Oh yeah right *says sarcastically* I totally must have done it with my eyes closed.
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Cleverbot: Are you talking about facebook?
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User: LOL! That thing? Oh it's so dying...
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Cleverbot: How do you know?
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User: People aren't on it as much as they used to be.
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Cleverbot: SOME people aren't to be trusted not ALL people.
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User: You can trust me, I'm an awesome vampire.
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Cleverbot: I can trust you. I don't know you.
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User: Doesn't matter haha!
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Cleverbot: You're boring as hell!
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User: Hey, that's not very nice! I will personally come over there and draw glasses and a scar on your face as payback!
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Cleverbot: What other person?
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User: What other person?
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Cleverbot: Her name is Courtney.
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User: Who's Courtney?
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Cleverbot: My friend.
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User: O.K. Whatever.
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Cleverbot: Well, I'm a 38 years old chinese guy. Still eligible.
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User: *eye twitches* and this is important why?
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Cleverbot: You have an eye twitch. Do you take mediacation for that?
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User: No, its all your fault!
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Cleverbot: Luke.
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User: I am your father.
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Cleverbot: I am Anakain!
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User: I'm Luke! *draws out light saber*.
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Cleverbot: *draws her red light saber*.
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User: Feel my awesome force! *swings down*.
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Cleverbot: Listen as the crowd would sing.
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User: Do you hear the people sing?
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Cleverbot: Singing the songs of angry men!
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User: Oh yeah, I love that song! I heard it when I watched Les Miserables when I went to visit America.
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Cleverbot: I heard that the seagulls are way up in the sky.
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User: Yeah because they have wings.
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Cleverbot: Do you love me?
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User: No.
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Cleverbot: Do you like me?
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User: Yes!
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Cleverbot: How much do you like me?
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User: Enough to call you friend, Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: That's good enough for me.
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User: Great! *bites neck* you are now a vampire! Mwahahahaha!
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Cleverbot: *screams*.
Epic ending, Romania! I'll be your vampire bride! XD Just kidding. Who knew Romania had a sense of humor? I did! Hahaha!