How The Fuck Was I Suppose To Know
Tittle: Raven locks
Meaning: lock2 2 (locks) chiefly literary a person's hair.
Rated: M just in case Might be lime or full lemons And coarse language/actions
Pairings: ItaSasu SasoDei KisOC
Warning: Yaoi -やおい, Incest, BrotherxBrother Uchihacest.
Chapter: XXI
Summary: Sasuke lost all his family to his Older brother. Sasuke admires big brother, that Sasuke loves his Big brother. What will happen if Itachi instead of leaving becomes Sasuke's Keeper? Like he has a choice!
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Raven Locks
Our First Date
6 In The Morning
Itachi was the first to awake as he looked down at his little brother, he gently nuzzled Sasuke's neck and breathed in Sasuke's scent that was mixed with his own scent and their shared sex. He smiled as he picked up Sasuke's hand and looked at it, how would it look with his ring on than slender finger, and call him all his, little brother, lover, and his little bride. Itachi kissed Sasuke's ring finger and then sighed as he begun to nibble on his little brother's ear lobe. Sasuke soon awoke slowly opening his eyes and moaned out as Itachi gently pleasured him.
"...Aniki..." Sasuke stretched as Itachi leaned to be half on top of him and suck on his neck keeping his arms up over his head as he turned to look down at his older brother.
"Mmm…Morning Otouto," Itachi smirked down at him and Sasuke eyed him suspiciously. "Are you still mad little one?"
"No, I'm way passed mad, I'm still horny" Itachi chuckled and pecked his little brother's lips.
"So, you want to have sex again" Sasuke nodded already tugging on Itachi's soft hair "but will you also go out in a date with me?" Sasuke looked at his brother surprised. "A late lunch date" Itachi grinned down at Sasuke's surprised look. The boy was so adorable!
"A date?" Sasuke echoed and Itachi nodded and kissed Sasuke fully, making Sasuke lose his mind for the moment with that mind blowing kiss.
With The Others
The blond and red head looked up as they heard someone coming in and were not shock to see Kisame here but were to see his boyfriend Jason was here. Usually the guy was not here at all, but who knows anything about the relationship that Kisame was sporting after all, he did meet his boyfriend on the orgy of Maury.
"Well, good morning, Kisame, you look like a...well. Yeah" Deidara and Sasori just stared at Kisame as they also noted that he walked in with a limp—for the first time in his life!—and that his boyfriend not far behind with the same problem. Deidara grinned as Sasori just leaned back in the chair with an arm about his boyfriends...err Fiancés shoulders as he smirked coolly. What a sight to see in the morning.
"Man fool, you should have seen the night we had…" Kisame sighed as he trailed off and then looked over at his boyfriend- well not so much boyfriend anymore- and laughed falling of the chair "OHH! FUCK MY ASS!" he cried out as everyone sweat dropped.
"Let me tell you since Kisame will be a while on the floor" Kisame's boyfriend...err...Husband said as the red head and blond stared at him with disbelief "so last night we...
Flashback
"You are so FUCKING hot" and Kisame begun to kiss Jason with ravishing kisses.
"I'm ready!"
"For what?"
"To make this fully official!" Kisame grinned and then all of a sudden the T.V turned on, on it's own and they stared at it as Jerry Springer commercial came on. It was as if was some sort of miracle sign from above that they should!
'--Come, or you can call 1800-Jerry and get reverent Snorch to come and make your wedding a reality, don't hesitate and call now, he'll come to your house'
"That's it!" Kisame jumped up and headed for the phone as his boyfriend stared from Kisame and at the now turned off television, that was odd... a moment later, Kisame was back with a short man with a subtle bear at his cheeks and long curly hair, he looked like a priest on crack cause his clothes were not only dirty but deranged.
"Okay" said the guy as they got before him and red a section of the bible before saying "Kisame, you take Jason?"
"I do"
"Jason, the same"
"I do"
"Here and now hope both love each other and shit cause by the power vested on me and the bible, I pronounce you married as Husband and Husband... you may kiss" the priest turned around and left, vanished in the thin air, he was in so much disbelief!
End
"Dude, that's some crazy shit! Yeah" Deidara laughed and Sasori laughed along and they also giggled, Kisame and his now husband just stared at them like they were crazy and then they noticed that they had a paper bong, they were smoking weed...
"Yeah"
Back To The Brothers
About 1 In the Afternoon
Itachi and Sasuke stepped out of their bedroom at noon both completely sated, mostly they had finally had enough sense to get out of bed and take a shower together, get dressed and then go outside for some fresh air. Unfortunately Sasuke had a slight limp from what had happened during the night and this morning and what they had struggled through just to get out of the room.
"I'll take you out to a restaurant" Itachi told Sasuke who groaned disappointedly as they stepped out of the house un-seen by the others, who were no where in sight when they came downstairs. No doubt getting each other into some problems. Itachi noted that he had no keys to even drive and besides the van looked like it could not take any more from last time. "Let's walk there" Itachi said and Sasuke nodded.
As they stepped into the sidewalk Itachi offered his hand to Sasuke who took it and intertwined their fingers together. They walked silently and happily down the street as they came upon some weird people and other's fucking in the street. Seeing this gave Itachi some exciting ideas to do with his little lover who was clutching on to his arm, oh the naughty fantasies that involved his cute Otouto. Only if the boy knew, Itachi mused as he shook his head and kept looking forward.
Sasuke felt something sniffing at the back of his jeans and looked down to see a small yet thin and long legged dog that was also furry and was following them and so was a Chihuahua with large brown eyes. Itachi looked down at Sasuke when he felt the boy slightly jump up and tense and smiled when he saw what got Sasuke so startled all of a sudden. "Look aniki, I think they want to fuck each other" Sasuke grinned up at Itachi and Itachi sighed out. Sasuke just had to say that. "Let's name them"
"Why should we, they are from street" Itachi said looking forward again and Sasuke pouted.
"I know that Itachi" Sasuke looked down at the dogs thoughtfully. "That one has a tag and says his name is ….Pineapple?" Sasuke was confused. Who the hell was to name a Chihuahua pineapple? Apparently Sasuke was not the only one that found that name to be odd.
"Nah." Itachi said "that name is dumb, it has no personality. Banana would be better"
"Itachi get off it! I know what you're thinking"
"I'm thinking no such thing little brother, you just brought it up"
"Did not!" Sasuke pouted "Itachi!" he whined.
"Fine, his name will be Gary Colman"
"Gary Colman? Isn't that some sort of celebrity"
"I don't know I just heard the name from one of those Simpsons Christmas special. I kind of like that one" Itachi reminisced "the evil furby dolls things I thing were called Funso…. and then all that. That was funny and so totally explains why I hate them"
"You have a strange sense of humor, but that could be because you're sadistic" Itachi just sent Sasuke a lascivious grin. Sasuke gave Itachi in returned a minor glare "don't tell me…your actually thinking of something sadistic"
"You could say that." Itachi brought out his cell phone as they approached a restaurant and they went in to sit down. Sasuke quietly looked at his brother, what was he doing now? But all his thoughts were cut short when a waitress came over to them; she had a very big smile and short black hair as she set the menus in the table and looked at both of them. Sasuke picked up his menu as the girl asked.
"Would you two be having anything to drink before you order?" even her voice was sweet. The only difference about her is that it had a bitter edge to it that promised pain.
"Yeah. I'll have some lemonade"
"And you" she turned to Itachi.
"Same as my Boyfriend" he responded as he checked and fiddled with his phone not once looking up. The girl gave Itachi a strange look and noted down for two lemonades and said that she'd be back to get their orders. Sasuke on the other hand had a small blush on his face as he just stared at Itachi with disbelief. He called him his boyfriend and all he knew was that his heart was a huge flutter; he wanted to kiss Itachi right now. But scowled when he saw Itachi kept fiddling with his dumb cell phone.
"Here are your lemonades, now can I take your order?" asked the girl with a smile to Sasuke's way as she ignored Itachi. Sasuke looked down at the menu and was really not sure what to have and just decided on the first thing that he saw had tomato sauce in it. Everything with tomato tasted delicious…..then the thought of Itachi lying naked and tomato sauce all over him as he licked it u—Sasuke shook his head.
"Uhh, I'll have the ravioli" The girl nodded and turned to Itachi.
"Ill have the same as my boyfriend"
"Right" Said the girl rolling her eyes and walking away. As soon as Sasuke saw that she was far away from hearing range he turned to Itachi with a minor glare.
"What the hell are you doing Aniki?" Itachi peeked up to Sasuke and blew him a kiss. Sasuke blushed. "I'm serious Casanova" Itachi got an amused look as he looked at his little brother.
"That's Enjôleur my sweet Sasuke"
"What?" Sasuke arched an eyebrow when he saw his brother grin his way. Itachi kept looking up at him and then at the table and back up at him and it was starting to make him curious at to what his brother was up to. Itachi smiled as he enjoyed the curious look on his little brother's face. He brought out a pen and then wrote down in a napkin something and covered it when Sasuke leaned in to see what it was.
"Curiosity killed the cat, Baby brother" Sasuke sent a minor glare to his brother and sighed.
Itachi then passed the note to his brother. Sasuke looked at him skeptically as he hesitated on grabing the paper. Itachi just watched his little brother's face as the boy slowly opened the paper
and watched his eyes widen in surprise and then soften with appreciation.
I Love You
I Want You
I Need You
I Totally Adore You
I Think Loudly Of You
I Am Very, Very Attracted To You
I Cant Stop Thinking About You
I Immensely Appreciate You
I Really, Really, Really Like You
I Am Crazy About You
I Would Travel The World For You
I Madly Desire You
I Want Nothing More Than To Be With You
I Am Drawn To You
I Just Love You
Foolish Otouto
Sasuke smiled at Itachi and noticed that Itachi was back to fiddling with his cell phone "Seriously what are you doing?"
"Nothing just calm down" Sasuke grimsed as Itachi still continued to ignore him. Sasuke started to tap his fingers on the top of the table and Itachi sighed when he noticed the impatient in Sasuke's eyes. He leaned in and surprised Sasuke with a kiss to the cheek. Sasuke looked over at Itachi and frowned at him.
"Don't tell me you're mad on our first date"
"I call what we had in the shower our first date" Itachi chuckled.
"That was Sex foolish little brother" Sasuke shrugged "So, the other person you date, you had sex with them first?" Itachi asked curiously flipping his phone closed.
"No" Sasuke answered truthfully "just you"
"Better stay that way"
"Why? Is it because you're insecure Aniki?"
"No" Itachi looked down at Sasuke with a piercing look that promised so much "Though….I do want to try something with you….after all if the first date was sex..What is the second?"
"The sex after Jail time?" 'That was more erotic than the other hot sex we had before that' Sasuke said unsurely as he felt uncomfortable under his brother's look.
"And then third?"
"Should it not be this one?" Itachi got a sadistic smirk.
"Alright, so how about we make our next date special" Sasuke could see the sadistic part of Itachi and knew that whatever Itachi had in mind involved some sort of painful sex. Or it could be something just plain erotic.
"What did you have in mind?" Sasuke still could not help but ask. He was just to danm curious.
"Sex on the street" Sasuke's eyes widen and he looked over Itachi's shoulder to the grunting in the street, the famous sex on the sidewalk. Sex where people walk out in public and it being on the bright daylight, Itachi wanted to have sex with him out in the cold pavement where anyone could see them!?
"You have to be kidding!" Before Itachi could respond that he was not joking the waitress came with their food and set it down.
"Call me if you'll need anything else" she said before leaving the two boys there to resume to their talking. Itachi looked down at the ravioli and popped one square meat into his mouth as it filled with a steamy sauce and liked his lips as he returned to gaze at Sasuke who looked shocked and to be pondering what he had just offered.
"Fine, not the next day but considered it because it could be a date in the near future" Itachi said firmly.
"Once more, you have to be joking!" Sasuke looked in Itachi's hard eyes and saw that the man was not joking and why would he? He was not one to joke all the time! He had seemed laid-back with his smiles and chuckling all of a sudden in Akatsuki but that really was not completely him. This was the whole other side of Itachi, when he wanted something he was serious he knew that he will get it one way or another. "I guess I can't escape the fact completely huh" Itachi shook his head.
"Like I said think about it" Sasuke nodded and dug into his food as his stomach growled. At least the food tasted good and this date was going well as he and his brother talked in-between bites as they took their time eating and enjoying each other's company and laughing together. Itachi had even force fed Sasuke into trying something new.
It was already late and the sun was starting to set down over the horizon as Sasuke and Itachi walked back home hand in hand smiling contently. Sasuke leaned into his brother resting his head by Itachi's shoulder as he in-haled his brother's scent. Man, there was no other place he'd rather be than with Itachi right now. Itachi looked down at Sasuke and pulled his hand away only to wrap his arm around Sasuke's waist to pull him closer as one word came to mind.
'Perfect'
Itachi smirked as he watched the sun set fully and they were nearing the house. Any second now, any second, he thought as he looked back down at Sasuke and they both came up to the front door and Itachi reluctantly released his Little Sasuke just to get out his keys and open the door. He slowly looked for his key as he waited for that moment. It was sure to come soon; he had set the time after all, precicely. He knew that he had, he was never wrong when it came to this! It better…ah there it was.
Sasuke felt his cell phone vibrating in his back pocket and then pulled it out and saw that he had a text messege……from his beloved brother. He turned to look at Itachi questionably but Itachi just smiled shrugging and headed in to the house. Sasuke flipped opened his phone and opened the text message and blushed at what it read: Let me fuck u anal with no lubricant! Sasuke looked up to see Itachi going up the stairs already.
He looked around to the house that seemed to be empty and proceeded to follow his brother to do as the message said.
Will Sasuke have sex with Itachi in the street?
When is Deidara's and Sasori's wedding?
What's going to happen next? Please Review to have the questions answered! - Well most of them at a time...