Lucy wlkd in2 the guild plulling her bae natswu by da hi precious scarf his father gave him shes rude. butt she ded have a gud reson, she stod on da table ner da ded weeabos bar "yO U DUMBGOATS," she yelld rlly loudly getting ervy1s attntion. "Wut da fuck u want prostityute?" assed gajeel ass he ate sum lovely fork salad. Lucy siged n thrw natsu infront of da raging beats, "so dis morning I wke up n I wntd 2 eat sum cheese sticks bt dis whalepiss wus fking eting them faster then freed eats dicks." she sed "and?" assed gajpeel "u cn beat the actual shit out of em." se sed mononontonelessssly so every1 just jumpd on da ches steck theft . her is usm commentary, "tHES IS 4 dAT TIME U BURNT doWN MY GARDEN." "im gOING 2 BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF U" "omg pls staph lucy im surry." lucy den shoved her fat foot in hes face, "u ate our lord n saviour cheese-sama. nut only these punishumnet but no sexie tiem 4 a month." the former bietch queen hisssd natsu den audiabbly gassed n strd 2 cry. then den lucy walkd bk 2 her apart,ent but whn she wus on pancreas strt (her house street) it was dead (maniacally laughin and sobbing heard) but den! "omg ur lucy heartpissa!1!" she herd a yung voice sey. she turnd around n dere wus a cute lil shit and she had like blue hair or whatever bitch probs dyd it. "tah fuck u want." she seid not in a gud mood. den da gurl held a ches stik "for u u sepa" she smil lucy ben da greddy bish she wuz grabbd it and scarfed it down. butt after a moment she flt fant n she passed out, butt b4 da wurld went darks he ehrda voicu, "stupid goatpiss." she wisss natsu wus hear bt den she remembder. she wus fucked.