This gets a little random, but like said I was having trouble focusing. (which is why I wrote this in the first place)

Also, I love that that acronym is now cannon, (I read a lot of fan-fiction on here that used it before knowing what it was and got really confused) and that's really what I tend to associate it with. (sadly...)


I could swear my computer screen was giving me a headache right now. A sigh came as I slumped and got ready to (once again) get up and get something to drink (and maybe avoid anything electric for the next few hours) when the now more than familiar voice came once again.

"How's the writing coming?"

"Phineas, I think if I stare at my computer screen any longer right now I might go crazy," I stated with a slight laugh.

"...Okay..." he replied simply. "...So... What're you working on?"

"I'm trying to figure out how to do this court scene without sounding extremely bizarre, which is hard because it's you guys mixed with Phoenix Wright."

Phineas blinked. "What's so hard about that?"

"Well, though Phoenix does have bizarre cases all the time, and your show has its moments, I want it to seem like this could be a natural occurrence in ether universe," I explained. "Not, 'OMG! Look at all this bizarre stuff happening! Universe explode!'"

The room went silent.

After more than a few awkward minutes I added, "The last bit was more toward bad fan-fic writing; the universe wouldn't actually explode... hopefully..."

"...Ah huh..."

"...And anyway even if I did want to end a universe, I know a bunch more much cooler ways to do it!" I stated before realizing what I just said.

"Wait, What?" Phineas asked shocked.

"No! That's not what I..." I tried before thinking about it. "...Ya see, typically I tend to like villains better..."

"So what, you're planning on taking over the world?"

"No, that'd be stupid," I said. "I just like watching most villains' plans and seeing where they go wrong. I am not, nor will I ever be a villain."

Not really realizing he had been there, I turned to see Doofenshmirtz standing in the door. "You like watching me fail?" he asked almost on the verge of crying.

I groaned. "No! I..." I sighed. "It's complicated, okay?"

"But you said-"

I interrupted him, "Listen, I'm having a hard enough night already and I know you have a tough time doing... whatever it is you do, but I'm really not against you taking over... whatever..."

"The Tri-State area," Doof reminded.

"Yeah, that," I said. "I just don't want to be a villain 'cause it keeps me in good standing with the OWCA."

"The what?" Phineas asked.

"Just think YMCA... I do all the time."