Ello everyone!!!! Its mwa here with the latest and long awaited next chapter of Naruto truth or dare my way CHAPTER 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaim: Man, this gets old after 21 chapters man…seriously. I don't own Naruto.
HOSTS! (OF DOOM!)
Mitsuki! (Heza-chan x3)
Flower! (Flowerpuff)
Athena! (Lover of Animes)
VICTIMS! (OF DEATH!)
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
In the T.O.D. room!
Mitsuki:
I don't care if I want to kill them half the…okay most of the
time! We have to go save them!
Flower: Why?!
Mitsuki: I've already decided that I'm not going to kill anyone!!!
Flower: Well, we already sent Lily out to find the stupid squid! They'll be fine!!!!
Mitsuki: Yeah well…
Girl: Hey guys!!!!
Mitsuki
and Flower turn to the small girl with black hair, cheery hazel eyes,
and an I Like Pie t-shirt on.
Mitsuki & Flower:
ATHENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena: WHERE'S CHOUJI?!
Chouji:
Huh? Who's this?
Athena:
CHOUJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena
glomps Chouji who blushes.
Chouji: Umm…hi? I'm sorry but I'm kinda sorta in a relationship with Ino right now…
Mitsuki: Did you guys ever say that you were going out?
Chouji: Well not exactly…
Mitsuki:
Then you aren't!!!!!!
Chouji: BUT!!
Mitsuki: Fine fine, let's
go find her and ask her…I'll summon the giant squid…
Mitsuki snaps her fingers and everything goes dark.
Mitsuki: Yeah ummm…where am I?
Sasuke: Sitting on top of me.
Mitsuki:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki
jumps up off of Sasuke and snaps her fingers again and where they are
is lit up.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE IN THE FREAKIN SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower & Athena: MITSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: Uh oops?
Flower: Yeah, that would be an extreme oops there girl!!!!!
Mitsuki:
Okay. Uh extreme oops?
Flower & Athena: -.-'
Mitsuki:
What?
Flower & Athena: -.-"
Mitsuki: Well fine then…I won't save us from the squid!!!!!
Flower & Athena: Mitsuki…
Mitsuki:
Fine! GEEZ!!!!!!
Mitsuki snaps her fingers and everyone is back in
the truth or dare room…except for Athena, Chouji, and Ino.
Flower:
Mitsuki where's Athena?
Shikamaru: And Chouji? Troublesome.
Sakura: And Ino?!
Mitsuki: They have some issues they need to work out.
INSIDE
THE SQUID! ICKY!
Ino: NO HE LIKES ME
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena: NUH UH! HE LIKES ME MORE STUPID HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino:
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU STUPID IDIOT?!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena: NOTHING
YOU STUPID BLONDE BIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: WHAT WAS THAT YOU
LOSER?!?!?!?!?!
Athena: NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID
PEROHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: Pero….head?
Athena: Well, it's a joke between Mitsuki and her friend Alexis!!
Ino: And it means?
Athena: Well, pero in Spanish means but. So put that together with head and you get?
Ino: Butthead!!
Athena: GOOD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: You know, your not that bad!
Athena: You either!
Ino:
Let's be friends!
Athena: TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino and Athena hug and sit down talking about random stupid things.
Chouji: Uh girls? What about me?
BACK IN THE T.O.D. ROOM!!!!!!!
Temari:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower
& Lily: IT'S TIME TO GO
NIGHNIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Temari:
MITSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU INVOLVE ME IN YOUR STUPID
PRANK?!!?!??!!?!?!?!
Mitsuki:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT
WAS EITHER YOU OR YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HE'S TOO SMART TO JUST RUN
LIKE HE'S GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Temari: I SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena,
Ino and Chouji appear in the room.
Mitsuki & Temari:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena: What happened?!
Tenten: Well, Lily came back and Mitsuki had more sugar so she dumped water on both of them and then blamed Temari. So Lily and Flower are now chasing them around with needles trying to make them go nighnigh.
Athena: I see. Interasante.
Shika: Why are you speaking Spanish?
Athena: Because I can. Idiota molesto.
Everyone: O.O
Shika:
What?
Ino: Did she just call you an idiot molester?
Athena: NO!
I called him a troublesome idiot! Duh!
Mitsuki: ALGUIEN ME AHORRA PARA EL MOTIVO DE DIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura:
What did she say?
Athena: Umm…using my skill in the language of
Spanish, I'd say it was something like…somebody save me for God's
sake!
Mitsuki: SI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena: HA! Ten points!!!!!!! Impresionante!!
Shikamaru: Awesome. That's what she said.
Everyone: Oh.
Flower: MITSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORA DE IR NOCHE DE LA NOCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Okay someone explain why their speaking in Spanish.
Gaara: They all had sugar.
Shino:
No, just Mitsuki. Flower just felt left out again right?
Flower:
SI!
Mitsuki Temari and Flower stop running, Lily chasing a Mitsuki clone out the door.
Above three: Phew…now it really is time to go nighnigh.
Mitsuki Temari and Flower pass out. Gaara, Shino, and Shikamaru carry them to spare bedrooms.
Athena: Okay! Time for a candy eating contest!!!!!! YOSH!!!!!!!!!
Athena snaps her fingers and a large table with taffy is in front of her and Chouji.
Kiba:
ON YOUR MARKS!
Neji: Get ready.
Tenten:
GET SET!
Lee: YOSHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena and Chouji start eating. After ten minutes straight they stop, and crown Athena as the victor.
Athena: CHA! Nobody can beat me when it comes to eating taffy!!!!!!!
The three that fainted and the ones they love come back.
Mitsuki: TIME FOR SONGFEST!!!!!!!!!! ITS KARAOKE NIGHT PART DOS!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki:
Since I was a dork and wouldn't go last time, Flower can go
first!
Flower: WHAT?!
Mitsuki: LET THE MUSIC
PLAY!!!!!!!!
Flower:
I'm standing on a bridge
I'm waiting in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound
Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm looking for a place
I'm searching for a face
Is anybody here I know
'Cause nothing's going right
And everything's a mess
And no one likes to be alone
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Oh why is everything so confusing
Maybe I'm just out of my mind
Yea yea yea
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you...
Mitsuki:
WOOT! GOOD JOB FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower: Thank you, thank
you!
Mitsuki:
Next up we have Gaara!
Gaara: No.
Mitsuki:
Pwetty pwease?
Gaara: Hn fine.
Mitsuki:
YES! ROLL MUSIC!
Gaara:
Hello
Hello
Hello
I'm waking up at the start of the end of the world,
But its feeling just like every other morning before,
Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it's gone,
The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour if that
And I started staring at the passengers waving goodbye
Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?
But I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well I guess we're gonna find out
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend,
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
I think it turned ten o'clock but I don't really know
Then I can't remember caring for an hour or so
Started crying and I couldn't stop myself
I started running but there's no where to run to
I sat down on the street, took a look at myself
Said where you going man you know the world is headed for hell
Say your goodbyes if you've got someone you can say goodbye to
I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well I guess we're gonna find out
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend,
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Its gone gone baby it's all gone
There is no one on the corner and there's no one at home
Well, it was cool cool, it was just all cool
Now it's over for me and it's over for you
Well its gone gone baby its all gone
There is no one on the corner and there's no one at home
Well, it was cool cool, it was just all cool
Now it's over for me and it's over for you
But I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well I guess we're gonna find out
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend,
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Mitsuki: GOOD JOB GAARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW IT'S SHINOS TURN!!!!!!!!
Shino: …
Flower:
YAY!!!!!!!
Shino: …
Flower: AYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shino:
All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something
Hold on
Feeling like I'm heading for a breakdown
And I don't know why
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me
I'm talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
And I know, I know they've all been talking bout me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
Mitsuki: Good job! Kankarou! Your turn!
Kankarou: But…!
Mitsuki & Flower: NOW OR ELSE!
Kankarou:
Lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have bought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead
Singing
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head
And a trouble that cant be named
A tigers waiting to be tamed
Singing
You are
You are
Confusion that never stops
The closing walls and the ticking clocks
Gonna come back and take you home
I could not stop, that you now know
Singing come out upon my seas
Cursed missed opportunities
Am I part of the cure
Or am I part of the disease
Singing
You are,you are
You are,you are
You are,you are
You are,you are
And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
You are,you are
Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go(you are)
Home, home, where I wanted to go(you are)
Flower:
GREAT JOB SHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower pecks Shino on the cheek.
Everyone aw's and claps.
Mitsuki: YAY!!!!!!!!! Sasuke your turn!
Sasuke: Whatever.
Mitsuki: No, Shadow of the Day silly!
Sasuke: …
Mitsuki: …
Sasuke: …
Sakura:
WOO GO SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: …
Mitsuki: …
Everyone:
JUST SING ALREADY!
Mitsuki: RIGHT! AND ACTION!
Sasuke:
I close both locks below the window
I close both blinds and turn away
Sometimes solutions aren't so simple
Sometimes good bye's the only way
And the sun will set for you
The sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
In cards and flowers on your window
Your friends all plead for you to stay
Sometimes beginnings aren't so simple
Sometimes good bye's the only way
And the sun will set for you
The sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
Sakura claps insanely and hugs Sasuke…who doesn't push her away?
Mitsuki: O.O
Flower: O.O
Athena: O.O
Everyone who gives a crap: O.O
Athena: ME PICK ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki:
Okay. Athena's turn!
Athena:
Some
day my prince will come, some
day some day Some day my prince will come, He'll whisper "I love you" Some day
I'll find my love, Some
day we'll say and do He's somewhere waiting for me Some day some
day
Some day I'll find my love
I say some day my prince will come
Some day some
day
Some day I'll find my
love,
and how thrilling that moment will be,
When the prince of
my dreams comes to me.
And
steal a kiss or two
Though he's far away
I'll find my love some
day
Some day when my dreams come true, come true.
Someone to call my own,
and I'll know him
the moment we meet,
For my heart will be skipping a beat.
All the things we've been longing to
Though
he's far away
I'll find my love some day
Some day when my
dreams come true.
There is
someone I'm longing to see
Someone I simply can't help but
adore
Someone who thrills me forever more
I said I'm gonna find my love some day
Some day some day
I
said I'm gonna find my love my love some day
Some day some day
I
said some day I'm gonna find my love
Some day some day
I said
he's out there waiting for me
Some day some day
I said some
day
Some day some day
Oh no no no no no no..
Some day some
day
I said some day my prince is
Some day some day
He'll
whisper "I love you"
Some day some day
I said he's
somewhere waiting for me
Some day some day
I said he's gonna
come baby to me
Some day some day ...
Everyone: Good job!!!
Mitsuki
& Flower: Your so kawaii!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki and Flower glomp
Athena.
Everyone:
MITSUKI IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: NO!
Everyone:
NNOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: Fine then. My God.
Flower:
Good girl! AND WE'RE ROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki:
Hear me
Hear me
You gotta be out there
You gotta be somewhere
Wherever you are
I'm waiting
'Cause there are these nights when
I sing myself to sleep
And I'm hopin' my dreams
Bring you close to me
Are you listening?
Hear me
I'm cryin' out
I'm ready now
Turn my world upside down
Find me
I'm lost inside the crowd
It's getting loud
I need you to see
I'm screaming for you to please
Hear me
Hear me
Hear me
Can you hear me?
Hear me
I used to be scared of
Letting someone in
But it gets so lonely
Being on my own
No one to talk to
And no one to hold me
I'm not always strong
Oh, I need you here
Are you listening?
Hear me
I'm cryin' out
I'm ready now
Turn my world upside down
Find me
I'm lost inside the crowd
It's getting loud
I need you to see
I'm screaming for you to please
Hear me
I'm restless and wild
I fall, but I try
I need someone to understand
Can you hear me?
I'm lost in my thoughts
And baby I've fought
For all that I've got
Can you hear me?
Hear me
I'm cryin' out
I'm ready now
Turn my world upside down
Find me
I'm lost inside the crowd
It's getting loud
I need you to see
I'm screaming for you to please
Hear me
Hear me
Hear me
Hear me
Can you hear me?
Hear me
Hear me
Hear me
Can you hear me?
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Hear me
Hear me
Hear me
Everyone: O.O
Mitsuki:
Uh hello?
Flower: I TOLD YOU YOU COULD SING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki:
Uh, no you didn't.
Flower:
Yes I did!!!!!
Mitsuki: NO you didn't.
Gaara: Yes she did. And you really can sing.
Gaara kissed Mitsuki on the cheek and she instantly blushed and fainted.
Flower & Athena: …
Shino: …
Everyone else: …
Flower:
Well you know the drill!
Athena: Off to the magic secret room with
you!
Gaara picked Mitsuki up bridal style and carried her to the M.S.R.
Flower:
Well I vote we all go out for pizza!!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!
Everyone leaves to go get pizza!
In the M.S.R.
Gaara is sitting there staring at Mitsuki, who is asleep sitting in his lap.
Hal: Well since he seems to be busy with his girlfriend…I mean Mitsuki…who is his girlfriend, I'll close for today! Sorry it took so long to update, school is evil and you probably all agree! Heza-chan does not DOES NOT write yaoi yuri or incest, or anything rated M or R. Please R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12 to continue!!!!!!!! Yes 12, your making up for the like 6 last time! REVIEW!!!!!!!
