Shunsui stood over the sleeping girl, studying her with mild interest. It was never his trait to molest women asleep, that was just improper but at the moment he was fussing over where to touch her to wake her up. Half of her was made of breast and the other half of very bare ass which was rather hard to resist for a man of his customs. After staring at the sleeping girl for a long moment, he decided to make his move and reached out- where his hand was going to land, he could not say.

"Hey weirdo!" A strong grip was around his hand and before he could react, he was up against the wall, gazing into the angry eyes of a woman, "who the hell are you?" She demanded. For a moment all he could do was stare back a the angry girl and eventually his face broke into a warm smile.

"Good morning miss-"

"How did you get in?" She demanded angrily.

"Tatski?" Orihime woke up and was rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as she took in the scene, "ah Tatski, don't hurt him!"

"this weirdo was going to molest you in your sleep," Tatski growled angrily.

"Well I really wasn't-"

"You were reaching for her ass!"

"I was really aiming for her back, honestly!" Tatski drove her pinning elbow deeper into his throat and glared harder at him.

"How do you know this man Orihime?"

"He's from that place I went over the summer!" Tatski looked back at the girl bemused.

"You were serious?" She wondered in shock and looked back at the man, for the first time really realizing his outfit.

"Yes, he's one of the Tiachos there-!"

"Wait, Taicho? Where did you go Orihime, the navy?" The orange hared girl laughed.

"No Tatski, it's the army of the world of the dead, its called the Sereitei," tatski looked from the man to Orihime and then back at the man again before letting him go.

"Ah, trust amongst friends," Shinsui laughed, rubbing his un-bruised neck.

"Orihime isn't the one to lie and her stories are never that fantastical unless it's the truth," Tatski glared at him, "so what are you doing here?" She demanded. Shunsui took in her measly attire of shorts and a vest that showed off the entirety of her midriff and resisting the urge to leer, looked away.

"Due to the circumstances of last night, Ukitake Taicho has decided upon overseeing the steps to your conception."

"WHAT?" Tatski demanded and looked back at Orihime, "What did you get yourself into Inoue, some kind of cult?"

"Oh no, it's just that I'm pregnant with a little ghost and we need to give it a body," she looked away from her friend, "a human body."

"you're pregnant wit ha ghost?" This was a bit much for the girl at that hour.

"Oh yes, it used to be this sad man I knew when I got abducted and I stayed in Hueco mundo and he started to like me but then Ichigo killed him so he decided to come and live in my belly to now Ichigo has to help me make a body for him." Tatski looked at the girl with her mouth on the floor. "tatski?"

"KUORSAKI?" Her face darkened and she gave the near by table a powerful kick, sending it flying across the room. "so that's why that bastards been so chummy with you, he want to get in your pants huh? Well when I get my hands on him, that'd be the end of the Kurosaki name!"

"Miss, I am afraid you do not understand," Shunsui said smoothly, " if Orihime Inoue is not impregnated by the boy, the child will be born and she will be killed." Tatski stared at the man in the bright pink and wide hat, she looked back at her friend.

"I guess I'm gonna be a godmother," She laughed and Orihime smiled nervously.

"So we had better get going then, you have two days before you will be unable to get pregnant-"

"Wait, where is she going?"

"To the Sereitei." Tatski scowled.

"Where she goes I go," She said firmly. Shunsui looked from the girl to Orihime who was blushing at her feet and back again.

"Very well then," He sighed with a bow of the head.

"What happened last night anyway?" Tatski demanded, packing a small overnight bag.

"Kuchiki Byakuya was attacked by assasins."

"Who the hungy boy? Who would want to attack him?" Tatski wondered.

"He is actually a noble whose mansion you will be staying in." Shinsui answered.

"We'll be staying at his mansion?" Orihime beamed.

"Why?" Tatski demanded.

"well, for one thing those two need a relaxed environment to you know," Shunsui shrugged, "also Kuchiki Byakuya needs to be within the vicinity of Kurosaki Ichigo when he releases his reiatsu." Tatski stared back in confusion. "now if you two would be so kind," the portal opened before them, "I will explain everything on the way."