okey dokey, so we have meet agent gene kahn. now if that does not set off some buzzers in your head i don't know what to tell you expect this= EPIC FAILURE! and not the funny kind!alright so bella's gonna try and make tony feel better! and for you all wit dirty minds they aren't doing that.... pervs....... and if you haven't noticed fury and Jarvis aren't here with me ='( but they should be back soon....... i hope.......... and as promised there is a certain green guy here who likes destorying stuff!1
Chapter 20
Bella woke up and untangled herself from Tony. She got up quietly and crept downstairs to the kitchen.
"May I ask what you are up to ma'am" Jarvis asked
"Fixing Tony breakfast. He deserves it, especially after yesterday's mishaps" she said
"That sounds like a wonderful idea"
"Thanks Jarvis"
"You're welcome" he said
"Jarvis, do me a favor. Call Pepper and see if Tony has anything major to do today. If not, tell him he's staying home today" she said
"Of course ma'am" he said. Bella finished up breakfast in a few minutes and waited for the sausage to finish cooking. While she waited, she ran upstairs and put on one of Tony's shirts that he loved on her. She chose the white one and buttoned it up, then skipped back down stairs softly trying not to wake him. She got the sausage out and fixed it on the tray when she heard moving coming from up stairs.
"Bella? Where are you" she heard Tony called. She grabbed the tray and ran upstairs carefully.
"Here I am" she said as she cracked open the door "And I have a surprise for you"
"Is it food" he asked. She smirked and walked in revealing the tray of food she was carrying.
"Yup"
"Yes. Not only do I get breakfast in bed and my girlfriend looking very sexy in my shirt" he said kissing her softly(stop thinking dirty you pervs)
"And according to this fax Jarvis just handed me, you have the day off" she smiled
"So I don't have to go to work, get breakfast in bed, and you in my shirt" he asked and she nodded giggling " I love you so much"
"I love you too" she murmured against his lips before she kissed him. They lounged around the house until he suggested they do something with her parents.
"Oh come on! They haven't seen you in years. It's the least you could do" he said
"No! Now stop whining"
"I am not whining" he protested but then realized that he was whining and giving her the satisfaction.
"Tony, I love my parents but I don't think now would be the best time to reconnect" she sighed.
"Listen to me. Your parents love you and are there for when you need them. Don't just go and push them away. I mean, take me for an example" he joked humorlessly. (cue sad music on tiny violin)She let out a sighe and looked at him.
"Alright. So what do you suggest we do" she asked "And I swear to God, don't you dare say sky diving" (sky diving is very good exercise but is very dangerous. so for those of you with common sense: don't do this. for those of you who don't have common sense or do but don't like using it -like myself- go for it!)
"What do you have against sky diving" he demanded
"I don't prefer jumping out of planes 500 feet in the air for amusement" she snapped
"But you'll do it with S.H.E.I.L.D"
"Only when the plane's on fire" she protested
"And that happens…"
"Not often" she said in a serious tone.
"Fine. I'm pretty sure we'll think of something" he said and she smiled "Though sky diving would have been a hell of fun" she grabbed a pillow from the behind him and slapped him with it rather harshly. "Ow! That hurt"
"Love you too baby" she said as she skipped to the bathroom.
Four hours later, they walked back inside from their trip to the beach.
"That was so much fun" she laughed
"I told you so" he smirked and she stuck her tongue out at him "It would have been funner if we-"
"Tony if you sky diving one more time, I'm going to kill you" she threatened
"Oh yeah? Sky diving" she glared at him and proceeded to chase him upstairs . They ran all the way upstairs and into the bathroom, when he sprayed her with the shower head.
"Ahhh! Cut it out Tony" she said. Whether she was screaming or laughing he had no idea, but he could see a smile on her face so he knew he wasn't in trouble anymore.
"What's the magic word" he sang
"Stop spraying me with the shower head now"
"That's not it"
"How about if you don't spraying me with the shower head now, you can sleep on the couch" he stopped spraying her with the shower head and she motioned for him to give it to her. He handed it to her reluctantly, then she aimed it at him.
"What are you… NO! COME ON QUIT BELLA" he laughed
"What's the magic word" she sang mockingly
"Come Bells! Please"
"Do I hear begging" she mocked(my mom does this all the time)
"Yes! Yes I am begging" he said "Now quit it"
"Well since you asked so nicely" she said. She turned off the shower head and put it back into the shower. "Now I hope you have learned your lesson"
"Yes ma'am" he said crossing his fingers behind his back. She already knew that he did this. It was Tony after all and he wasn't one to keep promises when it came to messing with Bella. Or anyone for that matter. She rolled her eyes and walked out of the bathroom. "Jarvis, have Dummy and You clean up please" he asked as he followed after her.
"Of course sir" he said. Tony smiled, then almost fell when a towel covered his face.
"Seriously" he asked as he removed the towel. He looked at her who smiled innocently and he rolled his eyes. He toweled his head furiously and walked into the bedroom. He changed into dry clothes, then flopped down behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her close.
"What'cha wanna watch"
"Umm… Simpsons Movie" he suggested
"You only wanna see it because of the pig"
"Well d'uh! He goes from being an ordinary pig to Spider-Pig(spider pig, spider pig! does what ever a spider pig does) to Harry Porker(he's not spider pig anymore Marge, he's Harry Porker)! Who doesn't love that pig"
"Sane people" she murmured and he shoved her lightly.
"Pardon my interruption, but Dr. Banner is here to see you sir" Jarvis said (i told you! green, destructive and likes saying HULK SMASH!)
"Bruce is here" he asked
"Yes sir. He says he's in town for the next two weeks and wished to stop by"
"Awesome' he said hopping up "Come on"
"Uh… Tony"
"Please. He's a really awesome dude. You'll love him"
"Tony please-"
"Oh won't be so bad"
what does bella have against bruce banner aka the HULK? you guys are lucky i love you cuz i was going to stop here and make a cliffie..... but since i do love you let's keep going!
Downstairs Bruce Banner looked around the Stark mansion. It seemed a lot more… big than last time. If that was even possible.
"Hey Bruce" he looked up and saw Tony run down the stairs
"Hey man"
"Uh hang on for a sec" Tony said then ran upstairs. Bruce watched as he dragged someone downstairs. The person he was dragging finally came into view and Bruce did a double take. He shook his head and already knew who Tony was dragging. They came downstairs and Bruce looked at the pair.
"Agent Swan" Bruce said
"Dr. Banner" she said
"Wait. You guys know each other" Tony asked
"It's nothing something you can forget" Bruce said remembering the night Bella had saved his life… after almost injuring her to the brink of death. He shook away the memories and pulled a smile. "It's been a while"
"Yeah it has" she smiled. The smile was false, but she made sure not to give that away to Tony and Bruce. She would never forget that night. That horrifying night, where Hulk had almost strangled her to death. The feel of the Hulk's green hand squeezing her neck and cutting off her oxygen... (oooohhhhh...... so that's how the know each other)
"Bella" she opened her eyes and they stared at her "You okay"
"Yeah fine" she said "I'm sorry I kinda zoned out there"
"Okay then… you sure you're okay" Tony asked and she nodded "If you say so. So Bruce wanna stay and catch a movie with us"
"Nah. I don't wanna interrupt" Bruce said "I'll catch you tomorrow"
"Okay. I'll be at SI"
"Great. See you then" Bruce said heading towards the door "It was nice seeing you again Bella"
"Likewise" she lied smoothly. He waved once more and then left.
"Okay spill"
"What" she asked
"Who else do you know in the superhero business" Tony asked
"Oh" she sighed in relief "Um… the X-Men, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four"
"Fantastic Four" he asked
"If you're referring to Johnny, you may wanna let him now we're dating" she smirked "I also now Hawkeye-"
"Pain in my ass"
"Ms. Marvel-"
"A double pain in my ass"
"Wolverine-"
"A awesome guy to get drunk with" he smiled "Along with Cyclops. He might not look like it, but he is"
"Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Captain America"
"That guy can be such a fruit loop"
"I know. He's not as bad Thor"
"You meet Thor"
"Yup. I think he's kind on the gay side though"(i'm referring to his character's persona on super hero squad show! i'm not sure if he is gay, but man does he act like a girl when he's not fighting!)
"Dude, that is sooo wrong on so many levels"
"I know, but I'm not sure if he is or isn't though"
"Anybody else"
"Um… no that's it" she thought "Oh wait no. There's you"
"Aw" he said and kissed her cheek
"Let me guess? Homer and the pig" he smiled and nodded furiously and she sighed "Let's go" he ran upstairs and she trailed after him. She knew it was silly of her to be afraid of Bruce, but she couldn't forget that he almost killed her. Bruce didn't almost kill me, she thought, Hulk did. But it didn't matter. She knew she could trust Bruce, so she could trust Hulk. Couldn't she?
can bella trust bruce? will hulk go on another rampage and attempt to kill her or someone else? will i ever find Jarvis and nick fury?
Jarvis: here we are ma'am
me: Jarvis! fury! where the hell have you two been
fury: well i for one was kidnapped
me: you got kidnapped *burst out in to laughter and rolls on the ground* so much for big bad fury!
fury:......shut up........
Jarvis: and i was hacked into
me: you were? who did that
fury:i have a pretty good idea *slams folder down on table and opens it*
me: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!