I really suck at yuri—I'm attracted to dudes, so I don't find it as interesting as het or yaoi, so I have no idea how it goes—but for OtakuGirl, who has stuck with me since SA and still hasn't gotten any yuri, I'll give it another go. Also dedicating this to CheyanneChika, a favorite author and fellow Doctor Who/Torchwood fan. (I got this quote from my new Doctor Who book. Like all DW quotes, it's brilliant, and I could actually think up a situation to use it in. Most of them are pretty hard, actually…)

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid, Doctor Who, or Romano's Tomato song from Hetalia. Even though it really only appears for one line.

Chapter 21 (Woah, 21 already?): (Original version) "Human beings, you're amazing. Apart from that, you're completely mad."

"Buono tomato, buono tomato, buono buono-OH!-tomato!" Rin sang as she and Miku skipped through the hallways of the Vocaloid household.

"RIN, MIKU, GET BACK HERE!" Akaito yelled. His face would have been red with anger... That is, if the two hadn't painted it yellow and mint green while he was asleep. Kaito followed close behind, his face covered in the word "yaoi" several times with red paint.*

"No way! Then you'll spoil our fun!" Rin sang. Miku giggled. "Come on, you two look so pretty!"

"I look like a clown!" Akaito yelled.

"Did it have to be red?" Kaito asked, face red from a combination of irritation, embarrassment, and a good deal of red paint.

"Of course it did!" Miku and Rin exclaimed in unison, cutting a corner and jumping the stairs. "Akaito is all red!"

Akaito jumped the entire staircase in one go. "Not, thanks to you, I'm not!" he exclaimed angrily.

"But you look so cute!"

"Dammit, GET BACK HERE!" Akaito all but screamed.

Rin frowned. "Tch. Persistent bugger. C'mon!" she exclaimed, grabbing Miku's hand and running into Dell's room.

"Huh? What are you doing!" Miku exclaimed in panic as Rin opened the window.

"Come on! Mi-chan!" Rin cried, jumping out the window and onto a branch of the large tree by Haku's window.

"Ehh? But we're three stories up!" Miku protested.

"Mi-chaaan!" Rin whined.

Miku looked back at the door, hearing Akaito and Kaito approaching the room, before jumping onto the branch. "Crap, I'm gonna fall!" she cried. Rin grabbed her hand, only to be pulled down with the turquoise-haired girl. She let out a yelp as she hit the ground-more out of surprise than pain; being the tough girl she was, landing on a flowerbed was nothing-and proceeded to give a little "oof!" as Miku landed on her.

"Urgh... Geez, Miku, you're heavy!"

"Hey! Not cool!" Miku exclaimed with a pout. "Besides, the paint was your idea!"

Rin smirked. "C'mon, it was awesome! You know you loved it!"

Miku grinned. "Totally! I still say we shoulda painted blue flowers on Akaito."

"On his face or on his ass? Both would be great." Rin commented, taking out the small camera in her pocket. "I can't wait to post these. The school journalists will have a field day!" she added happily.

Miku nodded, grinning ear to ear. "Definitely!" she agreed. "Oh, Rinny..." she sighed dramatically, "You're just awesome. Apart from that, you're completely insane, but hey! That's why I love you." Rin smirked. "I know. I'm awesome. Like Prussia." she agreed, both jokingly and proudly, hugging Miku. "Mi-chan's not bad, either! My partner in crime, which is why I love you!" she declared, kissing Miku on the cheek.

"So sweet I'm getting cavities. Now GET YOUR ASSES UP HERE AND GET THIS PAINT OFF OUR FACES!" Akaito yelled in irritation from the window.

"Do it yourself, wankers!"

That's about the extent of my yuri-writing capabilities. I've written such shameless yaoi scenes, but I feel awkward with yuri. I have no problem with it; I just feel a bit awkward with it. Somehow yaoi feels... safer? I dunno. Anyway... I was a bit distracted, so this didn't turn out too DW-esque. I'm definitely using another DW quote next chapter. MikuoxLenxBanana =D look forward to it, ne?

PS: Is it strange to consider LenxBanana normal? I suppose that's what happens when you read M-rated yaoi stories with (examples) sentient lettuce, Tetris blocks, fridges and mutant mochi. (If you know those examples, Interwebz Pocky for your awesomeness.) I read such strange things. 8D *shot*

For some reason, M-rated crack is always so much more entertaining. Wonder why?

*Yaoi written on Kaito's face in red paint. :D Hint hint hint? XD That part was fun to write~ Not that any part of this wasn't entertaining. (I actually wrote that part listening to (Mozart's) Dies Irae. It was a fun time.)