Let me tell you this: I do not, repeat do not own Naruto. If I did then I would make everybody dream come true. I would get a sasunaru side story, and everyone else can get their favorite paring side story. YAY!
Warning: language, graphic content, adult content aka sexual content, graphic pictures – use your imagination - , boyxboy, boyxgirl, (maybe) girlxgirl – like I said maybe.
Decipher:
Suigestu = "yeps"
Sasuke = "hn"
(Note:
1-This chapter is for the unknown guest who gave me the ideas
2-Gives out cookies, brownies, and a big hug. Thanks for taking your time out of your busy schedule to read this story.
3-If you ain't notice I post every day. If I don't that means I'm tried, busy, or writing a chapter for you guys
4-Would anyone like to be the co-writer of the story I'm making.
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Now everyone welcome back to…..
…..x…..Texting Wonders…..x…..
This Feud Over
Standing in the middle of the floor at the Uchiha mansion. There was a tall red head male with an annoyed look on his face, as he stands with his hand on his hip, waiting patiently for everyone to stop talking at each other.
Finally what seemed like forever, the talking had ceased.
"So let's get this straight Kurama" the older Uchiha said rubbing a hand in his hair. "This happened during the time Naruto had ran away to Haku's house?"
He answered with a nod.
"And you was on your way to visit your mom to see if she was alright with Naruto leaving. Then when you got there and opened the door you heard noses and went upstairs, only to find them." As Fugaku points at the ladies sitting in the love seat together.
Glancing to where Fugaku pointed, Kurama nods fiercely as he gets on the floor to sit indian style – or as how Kurama like to call it cress cross apple sauce – as his legs started to get tired.
"So" a voice says breaking the silence, as everyone turned to look at him. "I came here for pretty much nothing." One of the blonds said putting his arms around his boyfriend and his boyfriend brother.
Turning his head to look at his brother, he shrugs "I guess Naruto. I kinda thought there would have been some Karate Kid up in here"
"I don't know why you thought that" pointing at Fugaku "Fugaku-san is clearly not upset about this. Confused, but not upset."
Standing up from his spot on the floor. Kurama makes his way over to were his parents and their 'partners' are sitting and stands in front of them, with a tired expression on his face.
"This mini – well big family feud is now over. Me and the gang are coming over to my house" looking over his shoulder to Sasuke, Naruto and Itachi.
"We are?" Naruto asked questioning that logic. Only to get elbowed in his sides by both Sasuke and Itachi. He grunts out in pain "Yeah we are."
Kurama looks back over to his parents. "Well we see ya later and don't worry I'll to tell ya we got there safe."
As he makes his way to the door he grabs his coat and keys off there hooks. Filing one by getting their coats and keys, the gang leaves.
So you're telling me that your mom and is fucking Naru's mom
Was fucking
Was fucking Naruto's mom
Yes
Well at least all the mysteries are solved
But yall have a weird family
Can't help that I live in one, but there very entertaining
I bet
First it was your daddy and Naruto dad
And now it's your mommy and Naruto mom
And your parents and his are still together
Now I call that true love, because no way in hell my mom and dad do that
Lol
Good thing it's over tho. Just a week before Xmas.
Yes finally, I wanna know what I get from my dad, I hope it's a car
The benefits of having rich parents
I'm just glad to see a present that have my name on it and shit
Don't worry Sui, I'm going to get you a present
Really *grabs your hands* Sasuke, I love you
If you didn't go out with Naruto, I'll date you
*Yanks hands out of yours* I wouldn't dare to date you
That's mean Sasuke-kuuunnn
Ugh, don't remind me of her
Oh, speaking of her she got a boy friend
WHAT. SHE GOT A BOY FRIEND.
Who's the unlucky bastard?
I can't tell you
Why
Because I can't its pose to be a secret
That secret is gone then
Stop acting bitchy you'll find out, shit
Hn
Well that's my q, when you start to talk less
*Frowns eyebrows*
Bye Sasuke have a nice night
I hope you enjoyed the chapter
What would you like to see next?
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Hehe, I hope everyone have a nice day.
(Note:
1-Have a nice Christmas Eve and be safe please.
2-I finished watch Junjou Romantica, I'm so ready for season 3.
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BYEEEEEE~