Hey guys! Guess whooooo? (Yeah, after like, two years too...) It's HARRY! Yeah, so I OBVIOUSLY haven't updated in ages and I'm probably making you guys hopeful that I'm writing another story...well, the truth is, I'M NOT [AT THE MOMENT. SO I've been dying with homework all thanks to school, which I discovered I'm in love with (YES I'M A LOSER...AND PROUD!). I've been piled with projects and stuff that I've had to take care of, not to mention I made it onto the volleyball team! Wooh!! But now, volleyball's over and I'm up-to-par with the majority of my homework. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! TIME FOR ME TO GET WRITING AGAIN! YAYYYYY! (Well, in about two weeks actually...MARCH BREAK starts then, meaning a week of meaningless nothingness which STORY TIME.) Alright, so as for my new story, I want to know what you guys want to read. Here are your options: Emmett Potter and the Scar Scam (Lame title, yes, but I'm in a Media Arts class right now and its almost time to go. I need some sort of title for now, but that's totally not the real one). This one is where Emmett tries to prove to the world that HE is the REAL Harry Potter even though the actual Harry Potter is out there. It's a continuation of my last story, "The Cullens Plus Amusement Park Equals DISASTER!" Cedward Meets Kelly. Yes, that is an idea for another one of my story. So I'm sure you've all heard about the DISASTER that was ROBERT PATTINSON being cast as Edward (OKAY SERIOUSLY, WTF?! THE CASTING PEOPLE ARE BLIND!! I COULD CAST BETTER PEOPLE! And honestly, I COULD BE A BETTER EDWARD CULLEN THAN CEDWARD! I'm tall enough! ) So yeah, I Christened him CEDWARD cause Cedric Diggory Edward Cedward©. Yeah, that's copyrighted. I take pride in my retarded mind. ANYWHO, this story is for anyone who's seen any of the Liam Kyle Sullivan videos (Shoes, Let Me Borrow That Top, Text Message Breakup, etc...) I was plotting with Voldemort before and it would actually turn out quite amusing.

Edward, Ned and Fred – Bah, this one's totally insane. I've just had this idea before of Edward having two twin brothers, making them triplets. That's all I'll disclose for now.

SO HIT ME UP WITH REVIEWS GUYS! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, AND I SHALL PROVIDE! (P.S. Voldemort and I WILL continue the Gay Aro story sooner or later. Promise!)

Tons of AFFECTION cough, HARRY!