Inside the Mukade Fortress (ya know, that centipede thing Mukuro rides in?) there were a lot of guys. A LOT. Like on a male to female ratio it was more like five to one quarter. For the ladies in the building that made men open season, though PDAs were often looked down upon. (unlessofcourseothermencanjoi nincauseheyitaintgayifitsina threeway)
On one memorable day, Mukuro happened to be bored and sat with a bunch of women on break, not wanting to be left out of the famous "Girl talk." Not that she wanted to be part of the girls. Nope. No way, no how. She doesn't want to be with the girls, but it was nice to study them in the case that….
…Shut up. Mukuro thought.
Anyway, so on this particular bloody day, Mukuro met with some particular bloody group of bloody women that happened to set up some chairs that made them much below eye level of men. She couldn't understand it. Then a bunch of guys walked by. And all of them stared at them.
Then the conversation turned interesting.
"OMG" wait, people say that?! "Kirin has the hottest ass ever."
"Nah, I think Shigure has a sweeter one. Even if it is big."
"I dunno, Hiei has a nice one."
They turned to Mukuro. "You wanna weigh in?"
"…Since when does Hiei even have an ass?"
((you know it's true.))