Chapter 20: I shall remember those days! ~Climax of the temptress!~
"Urien.." Remy sighed as he stuffed his face in his jacket. Urien grumbled a little.
"Hey! Get your own jacket!" Urien exclaimed. Remy laughed a little, cupping his face in his hands.
"You are such a cute dork..I love it~" Remy complimented with his very rough accent.
Urien blushed as he looked away, "Ugh, not in public, I'm trying to retain my stiff and strict image."
Remy frowned at his statement, "Mon amour, you still look tough and stiff to me." He kissed him on the cheek.
Urien blushed even harder, "Why do you have to be so goddamn cute!" Remy giggled like a school girl and rested his head on his chest.
"The fireworks are gonna start.." Remy said as he intertwined his fingers with Urien's.
"Really now?" Urien replied as he held Remy's hand tightly.
"My sister is gonna be playing the ceremonial drum anthem..we must hurry!" Remy quickly changed his expression and reminded himself of his sister's performance. He tugged Urien as they sprinted into the crowd for the annual festival. Urien was taken by shock as he realized how fast Remy moves.
"Woah! Slow down there!" Urien said. Remy looked back and smiled.
"We must go, I promised her!" Remy replied. He quickly stopped when they saw his sister.
"Feori!" Remy exclaimed as she ran up to them.
"Remy! Urien! You came!" Feori smiled and gave them both a big huge.
Feori was the perfect complextion of a 13-year old, she was a little chubby and had blonde hair contrast to Remy's bright teal hair. Her eyes shined like malachite stones and her skin was much darker than remy's almost close to Urien's skin colour.
"Hey Feori!" Urien greeted as he gave her a big hug. Remy smiled and chuckled.
After the ceremony, Remy and Urien were walking alone in the park, looking at the city that was, BonziCounty.
"I feel for your sister, you hardly ever see her." Urien stated.
"Yes but I never forget her. She is the one I must protect." Remy replied.
Urien hold Remy closely and kissed his neck, "Then it's my duty to protect both of you."
Remy felt the words that trailed off his neck, "Urien.."
"I will protect you both- I promised."
Remy suddenly woke up from his bed, he then felt his bandage-wrapped arm.
"Eh? Where did this come from?" He thought to himself.
Peach then walked into the room with Lucina and Cia.
"He's awake! Remy! You're OK!" Peach screamed in joy.
"Woo" Lucina and Cia said, apathetically.
"Uhn, Bonjour Madame Peach~" Remy greeted with his bandage arm.
"He CAN speak French!" Peach then let out a loud higher pitch scream.
"Oh my god, Peach girl, you arrived so late" Cia scoffed.
"Remy, you suddenly fell unconscious yesterday after the incident. We were all so worry for you! And then.." Peach continued to ramble on.
Remy then looked with uncertainty. He then remembered the shield, the one Urien summoned.
Why did he do that?
Renee walked in with her arms crossed, huffing and whining.
"Those two goddamn idiots! I hate this! We accomplished NOTHING yesterday!" Renee huffed.
"Yeah we did, killing those two dumbasses." Urien grunted.
"Ohh don't even talk because I have BEEF with you!" Renee pointed angerily.
"What me?!" Urien shouted.
"You still have feelings for that frenchie piece of shit human!" Renee shouted.
"What?! What the hell are you talking about!? Remy is nothing to me!" Urien yelled back.
"Oh don't lie! You still love him! We don't have time for sidetrack romance, lover boy!" Renee amplified.
"Remy is NOTHING to me! And I'm NOTHING to him!" Urien screeched as he hit the wall with his fist, not knowing there was a glass painting on the wall, puncturing his skin with glass.
"Your denial is getting the best of you, brother." Gill said as he walked in. " Simply enlighten me about him."
"Brother...I have nothing to say!" Urien rushed as he blushed.
"Ohhh~~~~ Remy-kun~ I LOVE you! " Renee mocked as she made kissing noises.
"Shut it!" Urien ordered.
"Sorry, not till you admit you LOVE Remy~~" Renee smirked.
"I DONT! HOW HARD IS IT TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK AIR-HEADED SKULL!" Urien yelled
"Eh. Fine, your choice! But when you get your ass handed to Gill about backstabbing and leaving HQ. Don't come crying to me!" Renee said as she shrugged her arms.
"There will be no backstabbing, correct Urien?" Gill said. Urien nodded and walked away.
"Yeah, of course not." Urien spoke as he left. He then remembered a certain voice:
"We must go, I promised her!"
"So, Mai and Joey failed. I would have expected that from them." Renee shrugged as she opened her folder.
"Honestly, nothing. They were a place holder. More of a mess." Urien spoke as he examined the files of them.
"Yes indeed, Renee get the other file ready. We can finally use that boy." Gill ordered.
Renee nodded as she headed to the hospital room.
"Every plan up to now has failed, what are you trying to insist brother?!" Urien snapped. "Mr. Cena better not be driving us to a suicide mission!"
"Show respect to the man who saved this organization!" Gill snapped back.
Urien just looked over at his shoulder and noticed Little Mac was walking out of the nurses's office while smiling with the nurse.
"Hey, come look at this." Urien pointed at the window, "Pretty boy woke up."
Gill came closer to the window, examining the boy while he was walking towards them.
"He seems healthy but is he strong enough to begin the process of our plan?" Renee asked.
"Of course, I mean look at him. All built and healthy, that short coma did a fine job." Gill replied.
Little Mac waved as he took off his boxing gloves and placed them on the counter next to him. All bruised and bandaged. Black and blue were the only colors represented on his hands.
"I..I somehow feel strange, this is like energy to m-me.." He explained as he summoned a dark orb.
Renee and Gill gasped as they saw the orb. Urien looked at it, unphased.
"He's not ready." He sighed. Gill and Renee raised their eyebrows at the comment.
"Since when do YOU have the right to tell what's ready or not? You don't have radiance!" Renee quickly snapped as she pointed her finger at urien.
"Yes I do, Bitch!" Urien yelled at Renee.
"EXCUSE ME. Both of you! Stop it." Gill ordered. He then looked at Mac who was trembling in the fear of his voice.
"Carry on." Gill ordered.
"I-i d-dont understand how this also happened." He continued, raising his hand up, summoning dark substance which soon forms a humanoid, purple-like thing.
"H-he summoned Twelve!?" Renee exclaimed. Urien looked up and his eyes widened.
"Please..tell me..what's going on?" Little Mac began to tear up as he lowered his hand.
"Oh baby!" Renee ran as she comforted him. "Its OK! You're waking up your powers! They are much stronger than those smash brats!"
Little Mac looked up, wiping his tears. "I am?"
Renee nodded as she held him tighter, "Of course! And they will keep getting stronger and stronger so you can show them a lesson!"
Urien then cleared his throat, "Enough babying, Renee. We have another mission from the Boss."
Renee stuck out her tongue, "Alright! As long as we can bring him! I wouldn't miss this for the world!" She then got up and straighten her dress.
The two baddies walked in as they saw their leader and "lord of the century" examining photos on the screen.
"So, what's news now?" Urien clamped as he made coffee.
Gill looked at him and responded, "He wants to talk to us."
"Really?! Oooh! Did you tell him about what I did!" Renee squealed like a puppy for approval.
"Of course, sweetheart but we will get to that later." Gill smiled.
"Greeting, soldiers." John Cena greeted. The three fighters bowed to their boss.
"Hello there Boss!" Renee greeted with a smile.
John Cena smiled as he saw Renee, "I heard great things bout you Renee."
"Urien, you may need to take notes from Renee, as you can see. You have been lacking. I need an explanation." Cena strictly asked as he focused on Urien.
Urien rapidly blinked in embarrasment, he then looked the other way.
"What did I do?! I have done every thing!"
Renee then shook her head, "He's not talking about THAT. He is talking about a certain French boy.."
"Shut it Renee!" He said as he glared at her.
"I-uh..I have nothing to say about him as he is non-existant to me.." Urien bowed.
"LIES!" Renee screeched. "I saw you! You summoned that barrier!"
"It's because your stupid bratty henchmen were getting on my last fucking nerves, Renee! They were gonna kill him! I-i-" Urien began to stuttered as he blushed really hard. But he covered his mouth as he said too much.
"Go on?" Gill asked as he raised an eyebrow.
Urien just looked at all three and just scoffed, "this is bullshit." Leaving quickly.
Renee rolled her eyes, "So he is being a lover-boy huh? Never mind, anyways. What's the plan boss?"
"Ah yes, the plan. You are gonna be going after the Hot Topic Krew. This should fun, shouldn't it?" John Cena laughed.
Renee looked in disgust, "Who the hell are the hot topic krew?
"Well from looking at the HTK file, I see that its riddled with what you expect from a 2009 MySpace page. Gothic themes, loud emo music, Capri's suns apparently and lots of cursing. Especially from their leader, Dark Pit." John Cena explained as he was suddenly petting a cat.
"Dark Pit, eh?" Renee smiled. "Well, who else is in it?"
"Well, Lucas, Dark Pit's boyfriend. Wolf, a uhm.. wolf. Lucina, a goth swordsman who father was working for us but suddenly vanished thanks to a certain someone." John Cena said.
"Viridi." Gill muttered.
"Uhm, Cia the tactician, oh boy, this one has a HUGE file of complaints. We got a restraining order, a noise complaint. Lawsuits and even petition to send her back home." John Cena widened his eyes.
"Oh dear lord" Renee sighed.
"Then we have Mewtwo, Luigi and and Watch."
"Sounds like a couple of outcasts.." Renee mumbled.
"Hey, Boss. What's that update on Chrom? Do you know why he disappeared?" Gill asked.
"Uhm Not really, he was last seen at HQ 5 months ago. There's nothing coming right- oh?" John Cena said as he was typing till he stopped.
"What? What's going on?" Gill asked.
"Twelve is missing..the same time around when Chrom was missing. I think he took Twelve.." John Cena muttered.
Twelve, the final result of the G-Project that Gill and Urien worked on so hard for 3 years..The ageless fighter of the century.
"Oh shit. Urien is gonna be pissed." Renee shockingly said.
"He's already is, but this is not gonna help it. Alright, take that boy with you Renee, I expect Twelve back here." Gill ordered.
"Yes sir!" Renee bowed as she ran off.
"Mac baby! Time to get up!"
At the HTK hangout (its literally just Dark Pit's room) our fellow goths were discussing what the fuck was going on.
"I can't trust that French dude.." Cia said.
"You can't trust anyone.." Lucina commentated.
"Except for you guys." Cia replied.
"Like me?" Mewtwo asked.
"YOU KNOW WhAT BITCHTWO? SAY SOMETHING AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PUNCH YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OUT! IF I CATCH YOU ON THE STREETS IM JUMPING YOU BECAUSE IM TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING GRAY-ASS FUCKING NAKED CAT. YOU NEED TO BE RESEARCHED ON BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD CHUPACABRA!" Cia yelled as she kept slamming her fist at every beat.
"Jesus, you OK? " Lucas asked with a frigthened look.
"Y-yeah.." Cia replied as she took a bite out of a donut.
"Well, what don't you trust about that french dude?" Lucina asked.
"His attitude and his personality. Although he takes really bad beatings, he is friends with that bitch named Demitri." Cia said with disgust.
Everyone grossly sighed at "Demitri's name"
"I don't even know why he is here? He should just y'know go?" Lucina asked.
"Beep" Game and Watch said. Which translated too, he is here because he cares.
"Wait.. Hold up, you really think so?" Lucas said.
"Beep, beep" Which translates to "This problem affects him directly."
"How?" Luigi asked.
Game and Watch pointed to a picture of Little Mac.
The gang let an "oooh"
"Well, on that note. We can't even go to the Linkin Park concert.." Dark Pit sighed. "Green Mom said no"
"Goddammit!" Lucas screamed. "Wait, my dad said no either"
"No? To a concert? Aww how sad" Renee mocked as she pulled a gun out to Lucina's head.
The gang gasped.
"YOU YOU'RE THAT CRAZY GIRL WITH THE CRAZY GUY! HOW-" Cia screamed.
"Oh please, enough with the screaming. Having to deal with Urien all day is driving me mad." Renee grumbled.
"So tell me Lucina..where's Chrom?" Renee ordered as she pushed the gun further.
"I don't know..he disappeared again.." Lucina said calmly as she could.
"Well, tHINK HARDER! Chrom has stolen very viable information that cannot be sold to the world yet!" Renee screamed.
Just then Little Mac was summoned, having no pupils and only purple in his eyes.
"Well, what do we have here? A couple of goth trouble makers?" Little Mac slyly smiled.
"Take care of the rest. This girl is mine." Renee ordered.
"No problem!" Mac laughed as he punched Lucas causing Dark Pit to react badly.
"Lucas! Don't. Touch. My. Boyfriend!" Dark Pit yelled as he charged with his double-edged sword.
"Ooh lookie a toy~ my, how nice!" Little Mac laughed as he dodged it.
"But its not cool as my NEW tOY!" He shouted as he summoned a purple fireball, releasing it to Pittoo's vicinity.
"Agh!" Pittoo wailed as he fell to floor.
Cia quickly managed to escape to the other left side of the manor to warn the others.
"Guys! ITS THAT CRAZY CHICK AGAiN and tHIS TIME SHE BROUGHT MAC!" Cia screamed.
"Shit it's Renee!" Bernice yelled as she ran to the outside.
"Oh no!" Rosalina gasped as she followed.
Up on top of the roof, Renee kept a close eye on Lucina. Then Urien teleported.
"What is it now?" Urien sighed.
"This girl is Chrom's daughter. She knows where he is." Renee laughed.
"And? I thought he died." Urien sighed.
"He is NOT dead. He took Twelve!' Renee shouted.
"What? And I thought Sakurai's division has nothing to do with us!" Urien angirly yelled. He tugged Lucina's shirt with rage in his eyes.
"Tell me, where is he or else IM SHIPPING YOU BACK IN A BOX TO HIM!" Urien threatened. "And maybe I'll send a nice thank you letter to him. A THANK YOU FOR FUCKING ME OVER AND LETTING ME KILL YOUR DAUGHTER!"
Lucina gagged as she huffed, "like I know where he is! He has been missing since 3 months!
"Boss said he was missing for 5, he was here for the 2 months?" Renee asked.
"Yes but killing me won't solve your problems. Just because there's one less Marth doesn't mean we're free from Marthapolyclapse. " Lucina annoying said.
"What?" Renee said.
She saw Little Mac running towards the roof as he jumped on, "I am loving these new powers! Woohoo!" He joyfully yelled.
"That's great, wheres the others?" Renee asked.
"Uhn.." Little Mac then pointed down as the smashers stopped.
"Let LUCINA GO YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Cia yelled into the megaphone.
"Crazy? You think I'm crazy?" Renee laughed. "Ahaha! I'm more than crazy hunny! I'm a ball of psycho!'
"Urien.." Remy whispered.
"Let her go Urien, she has nothing to do with this!" Demitri snarled.
"Yes she does! Her father took my CREATION, MY HARD WORK!" Urien snapped as he unleashed a psychosis ball. Demitri quickly dodged the ball with his cape as he teleported up there.
The MemeMemeMeme Brigade quickly ran to the front as they heard the commotion.
"Not this shit again!" Bayonetta exclaimed while she folded her arms.
"Oh Mac~ Didn't you always wanted attention towards your boyfriend~" Renee ordered as she held Lucina tighter, Cia glared even harder at Renee.
Little Mac looked directly at Demitri, "I always wanted to spend some time with him yes?"
Renee chuckled a little as she held up her fan, "Then it's finally your chance!"
"Kill him."
The smash crew gasped as Renee ordered their own brethen to destroy someone they loved.
"Mac you can't.." Rosalina whispered with sadness in her voice. "We all love you!"
The Smashers mumbled and murmured in confusion as they all looked at each other, "Ehh.." Marth spoke up. "No" Samus straight up spoke.
"Too late fuckers!" Renee boomed as she summoned pink shards with her right hand. "MAC! SHOW THESE PEOPLE THAT THEY WERE NEVER WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE! THAT THEY NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW YOU FELT! THEY NEVER LOVED YOU! NO ONE EVER LOVED YOU! YOU ARE JUST ONE BIG MISTAKE!"
Mac hissed as he charge a super huge fucking orb and launched it at the closest target, but Remy jumped up to parried it away. This made Renee really upset.
"YOU! If your trashy french ass didn't ever meet Urien in the first place NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED!" Renee urged.
"No Renee! If you never ever met Urien and his brother, none of this would ever happen!" Remy shot back.
Renee widened her eyes as she felt the shock got through her body, she then scrunched up her eyes in anger.
"Oh shit" Shulk said as he sipped his tea. Everyone just stared at him with unpleased faces.
"YOU. FRENCH. LITTLE. FUCK!" Renee screamed very loud as she whooshed her fan with nothing but pink shards.
She then pushed off Lucina from the rooftops, "Now I am mad! Urien forget Twelve! We have a new victim!"
Cia dashed to catch her falling friend, who was not very happy at the moment. Lucina then let out an "oof!" while Cia staggered to balance.
"Renee,what are you doing?" Urien pleaded as he stared at her with shock.
The crazy lady just ignored him as she clenched her fist.
"Renee!" Demitri cautioned.
Urien quickly dashed to Remy as he couldn't get those out of his head:
"I will protect you both- I promised."
Shards punctured Remy's stomach area and legs as he toppled to the ground, not responding. Urien stood there shocked, breathing heavily.
"Renee! WHY!?" Urien looked to find her but she simply vanished.
He scrambled to the french boy as he was looking for a pulse.
"Remy!" Demitri and Rosalina cried out as they ran to check on him.
"Leave!" He tried to strictly ordered. He finally found a pulse and breathing but both were very faint.
"I need a medic!" Urien exclaimed.
"Doctor Mario!" Rosalina cried as she began to swell up tears. The Mario jumped up and noticed the bruised fighter.
"Oh dear..this isn't looking so well. Let me check his pulse."Doctor Mario added.
"Oh my, he is very lucky that he survived this attack." The doctor continued. "Uhm, sir do you mind carrying Remy to the medic room?"
"Yes, I shall!" Urien jumped up as he jumped off to rush Remy to the room.
"So...he's with us now?" Samus asked.
"And Mac is getting worse.." Lucina grumbled.
"He has always been with us.." Bernice replied.
"Huh" The crew said as they were puzzled.
"Haven't you notice? How Urien always drove Remy out of danger every encounter we have with them?" Bernice said.
"Well didn't he almost kill him at the skating rink?" Toadette asked.
"He threw him out of the way from where the ice was.." Rosalina noted.
"What about Mai and Joey?! They were gonna kill him!" Jiggly spoke up.
"Urien quickly punished them and MADE THAT BARRIER HOLY SHIT." Cia screamed as she kept going "OHHHHHHHHHH"
"So Urien is Remy's guardian angel?" Rosalina voiced.
"More like a guardian spawn of satan" Bayonetta complained.
"I HEARD THAT" Urien yelled from a distance.
At HQ, Renee and Mac walked in, empty handed.
Gill noticed they were down one member and still no twelve.
"Renee? What happened?" Gill asked.
"Urien is a fucking traitor! He saved his little boyfriend! That gothic brat didn't know where her father is and the smash crew are idiots!" Renee complained.
"WHAT?!" Gill infuriated at the part where Urien lef. He slammed his fist on the desk, breaking it in half. Mac hid behind Renee.
"Uhm..do I have to clean that up?" Renee asked.
"I must show my brother mercy! I must present the sweet remorse of death" Gill muttered as he stood up.
"It's almost the day of Oribal and Urien shall be repenting his treason!" John Cena added while he walked in.
"Do you think you're ready to face them?" Gill asked.
John nodded as he tipped his hat, "Of course, this is the last thing to do to serve you.."
"My savior"
Urien left! But this isn't the end! John Cena is finally going up against the smashers but he isn't going alone! He is bringing back-up! Chapter 22 will be a few weeks from now (probably on the 27th (my b-day) or earlier!) And where the hell is Bowser? Find out next time in Bernice Joins Smash Bros! Part 3!