They say that blood and bone helps your garden grow. Well what if it was fresh blood? Would that work? What if it was fertilized with some other body product? We screwed on the garden bed last week, and on the lawn and the shower and the cupboard at school… No wonder Axel-sensei said we had a really bad sex drive, and way too much energy. Hmmm…… I want Axel now.
Anyway, I'd better clean up the mess, hose down the garden incase any blood didn't go in the first time.
Maybe I shouldn't have killed my boyfriend, but I think it's too late now. Don't you? I mean he may have saved the worlds and pretty much everyone is bloody grateful to him. I mean the king loves me more; I was part of the sting operation. My god, Ha! I killed my boyfriend because everyone loves him! Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.
I can't believe it. I flicked some of my silver hair over my shoulder. Axel is my next one now.
I opened the door; Axel was standing at it with a police officer behind him.
"Riku, you have to go down town. I'm here to escort you," He said. I looked up at him.
I was caught in a sting. But hey, my grass might still be alive when I get back. Sora was good at keeping things alive.
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I'm not crazy