(A/N: Ugh. Definitely not as good as 19. Assuredly not... but here it is. w00t! Give it up for #20! And I would love to hit 200 reviews for epi 20, just to show that bat what is.)

"Hey!" Ari called, with a wave. It was an hour yet until her show started. "Welcome to the set. Sorry I haven't had you here earlier..." Ari laughed.

Nikoru looked around, excitedly. "No problem! It's just awesome to be here."

"It's awesome to have you here. It was hard planning an episode in between your IY episodes of WL, but I managed!" Ari looked proud.

Nikoru laughed. "I don't update THAT often..."

"Me either." Ari sighed. A moment of silence passed.

"ANE-CHAN! IMOTO-CHAN!" They were suddenly glomped.

"Uh, hi, R.J!" Ari laughed, shoving her off.

"NEESAN!" Nikoru glomped her back.
"Welcome to the show!" Ari laughed.

"Yay!" R.J clapped happily. "This is cool!"

Ari laughed. "Wait until you see the special guest. You can't see him until the show starts, though."

"Who is it?" R.J immeadiately pressed.

"Secret!" Ari laughed, shoving R.J. "Wait."

"Uh, excuse me...?" Someone smirked from backstage. R.J and Nikoru both turned to look, but Ari was already hustling him away.
"Go and wait for the show to start!" Ari called. Nikoru sighed. R.J sighed. Ashley walked up.

"Hey, guys. What's going on?" Ashley asked.

"Ari has a mystery guest, and she's not telling us who it is..." R.J whined.

"Well, that'll just make it better when he appears, right?" Ashley cheered.

"Guess so." Nikoru sighed. "Let's go wait."

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"In a world where both our cars were underwater... Ariana Miyuki was there to brighten my day!" An unseen person cheered, as a curtain lifted.

"With a candlestick?" Someone else asked. Laughter was heard.

"Oh, yeah, definitely." Ari turned from her desk. "My name's Ari, and as you might know, I'm the writer of a hot new fic called Whose Line YYH. Or YYH Whose Line. I never quite figured that out. But nonetheless, I hope you'll choose to continue, or start, reading this fic with me..."

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"Hello, and welcome to Ariana Miyuki's Whose Line! The cast today is..." Ari cheered. One of them was slumped over, wearing dark clothes, looking bored. You couldn't tell who he was.

"He's blonde, he's beautiful, and just about the smexiest fox on the planet...Youko Kurama!" Ari laughed. Youko took his wave at the audience. For nothing would he miss this episode.

"Someone stepped on him! Eh, all I have to do is use some water... Hiei Jaganshi!" Ari cheered. Hiei did this Glare Of Death™ at the audience.

"Second to last, and definitely least, Yusuke Urameshi!" Yusuke glowered at Ari.

"And finally, our special guest." Ari laughed, going down onto the stage. "Lock up your daughter, lock up your wife, Kuronue!!!" Ari cried. The audience burst into screaming approval as he lifted his head, and smirked, looking around. R.J and Nikoru were clearly heard over the other girls.

"Well, I guess I'm loved." Kuronue smirked. That got a few screams.

"Alright, the name of the game, I'm explaining this for Kuronue's benefit... Is I give a game, read these cards, and you guys start acting. Act your hardest." Ari advised them. "And I award points, which mean nothing. Like protection for Youko and Kuronue."

"Go screw yourself, whore." Kuronue muttered, crossing his arms.

"Who are you talking to?" Hiei got defensive.

Kuronue smirked at him. Hiei blinked.

"Now..." Ari continued, having not heard it. "The first game is going to be...um...Narrator. It's for Kuronue and Hiei."

They walked up on stage. "How this game works is Hiei and Kuronue work out a story, and they have to stop every so often to narrate it. The scene is Hiei's a lightbulb repairman looking for the supply closet. And go..."

"He knows where to find what I'm looking for." Hiei said, dramatically. "And I'm gonna get it from him." He stepped up to Kuronue. "Excuse me, do you know where I can find the Supply Closet?"

Kuronue turned away. "He wants the supply closet, huh? What's a short, ugly loser like that wanting to go into the supply closet for?"-Hiei seethed-"Doubtful. He's here to gain my trust, and then steal my women."

"Of course." Kuronue smiled. "May I ask why?"

"He wants to know why." Hiei frowned, looking thoughtful. "Stupid, ugly worthless batboy wants to get in my way." Kuronue snarled. "I bet he thinks I'm here to cause harm to his prostitutes. Well, they're not that attractive anyway, I'll-"
"SHUT UP, TINY!" Kuronue snarled. "My prostitutes ARE attractive! Say it again, and I'll slice your body to pieces and throw them in the Maikai River!"

"WHAT?" Hiei snarled back. "I might look short, but I can still kick YOUR ass!"

"Come on!" Kuronue challenged. "You know, short somewhere, short everywhere. Your fighting skills, your height, even right down to the size of your..."

"Uh-oh..." Nikoru frowned from the audience.
"Kuronue's going to kick ass." R.J grinned, with a laugh.

Hiei launched himself at Kuronue. Ari looked thoughtful. Forgetting her microphone, she let out a small sigh, and said, "Hiei's actually pretty big..."

Hiei froze, Kuronue smirked, starting to laugh. Youko burst into laughter as well. Yusuke turned green. R.J, Nikoru, and Ashley cracked up. Chetara, from the band, flung her drumstick at Ari.

"Oops, did I say that aloud?" Ari blinked, as she winced, having the drumstick in contact with her head. Their nods confirmed her question. "Ouch! Well... End of game. Go sit down, please."

They did. Kuronue smirked at Hiei. "Nice catch. How'd you manage to nail her?"

Youko elbowed Kuronue as Hiei went to snarl at him. "That's not the smartest idea." Youko informed him.

"Come on, Youko. I'm just messing with him, man." Kuronue sighed.

"Hiei isn't one for jokes. He's an S demon, while we're on the topic..." Youko informed.

"Damn!" Kuronue blinked. "No way. I wouldn't have expected that out of Shortcake, there."

Youko nodded. Hiei smirked, smugly, crossing his arms in front of him.

"Next game, I think, will be Hats." Ari laughed. "Grab a box."

Youko and Kuronue took a box from the new stagehands, and Hiei and Yusuke also took one.

Youko put a ball cap on, and sat on the stool. "I'm looking for a girl that's not afraid of going all the way home..."

Yusuke came out with a top hat. "I see you windin and grindin, up on that pole!" He tipped his hat, and walked offstage. Most of the people didn't get it, and stood there puzzled. (A/N: Reference to Akon, and gentleman's clubs... I wouldn't get it either.)

Ari started laughing, and then calmed down. "Next hat..."

"So, Smack That..." Yusuke continued to sing from offstage under his breath. "All on the floor..."

Ari coughed. "Urrm. Next hat, please."

Kuronue grabbed a cowboy hat, and walked onstage. "Excuse me, little miss. Here's my card. Next time you want to come see a rodeo, call me." He winked. "I can hang on a lot longer than 8 seconds."

Walking offstage, Youko gave him a highfive. "Nice."

Kuronue smirked, then turned to look at the other side. It was Hiei's turn now.

"Although..." Youko sneered. "From what some of the vixen have said, I'm not so sure."

"What the hell are you going on about?" Kuronue turned to Youko, who laughed. They got into a friendly scuffle. Hiei rolled his eyes, and Ari encouraged him to go on.

Hiei picked up a bandana, and blinked at it. "..." Then, a headband. Smirking, he set it aside and walked onstage. He used his as a replacement for the one in the box. Sitting on the stool, "Hn." He raised his eyebrows, causing Ari to crack up. "What? I wasn't done." He blinked at Ari.

"No, no! Go on!" Ari laughed. "Sorry. I was just thinking, 'What a perfect pickup line!' ."

That caused a few other laughs onstage. Hiei sighed, and went back to the box.

"I didn't mean to interrupt..." Ari winced. "That was perfect as it was, though."

"Really." Hiei frowned. Ari nodded.

Youko came back out, toting a pirate hat. "All pairings are possible with rum..." Youko smirked.

Ari laughed. "Sex, too."

Youko nodded. "That, too." He stood up, and took his hat back to the box.

"Not bad." Kuronue nodded. "I believe it was sake, however."

Youko shrugged. "Pirates drink rum."

Kuronue laughed. Ari buzzed the game.

"End of Hats." Ari nodded at the stagehands. "Look what I bought with reviews!" Ari looked proud. "Stagehands! I still can't afford a spellchecker, though..."

The team laughed.

"AND a new commercial!" Ari cheered, pointing to the beginning of the episode.

"Ow, time skip." The team winced. Ari laughed.

"Too bad I looked like crap in it." Ari sighed. "Well, next game... I'll say..."

"Ari..." Hiei growled. Ari winked at him.

"Next game." She continued. "Will be Scenes From A Hat. People stopped sending in slips for this, so I'll have to make them up as I go..." Ari laughed, looking around. Youko, Hiei, and Yusuke sweatdropped.

"Can't you buy a think tank?" Kuronue frowned.

"I don't have that many reviews..." Ari frowned. "Yet. I'm at 184 right now!" Ari grinned. "I'm about two episodes away from reaching 200! I got 11 for my 19th episode."

"Is that good or something?" Kuronue asked, eyebrow raised.

"My highest is 18..." Ari sighed. "I need 16 to reach 200."

"Are you going to start the game?" Kuronue asked. "You're engaging in mindless dribble."

"Ugh, it's another Kurama." Ari sweatdropped.

"Red?" Kuronue asked.

"Yup. Well, this scene shall be... Things not to say to your girlfriend." Ari thought out. "Yup. If you think of something, go. If not, whatever."

Yusuke stepped forward, with a laugh. "Your sister does this so much better..."

"Hehe." Ari chuckled.

"I think you're doing it wrong." Youko frowned, looking down. Suddenly, he smirked. "No. It's..."

Ari buzzed him.

"-lick, nip-"

Ari buzzed him again. "Youko Kurama!"

Youko laughed.

"It's T..." Ari winced, once again reminding them of the rating. "Rated T."

"Are you sure?" Kuronue blinked. "It seems along the lines of M..."

"It is when Youko's not out there..." Ari winced.

Kuronue stepped forward. "Wanna have an orgy?"

Ari buzzed him.

"Kuronue, it was things you wouldn't say to your girlfriend." Youko pointed out.

"Huh. Whatever. It works." Kuronue shrugged.

Ari thought up another slip. "New words for the dictionary."

"Oh, yeah, we are so Bushing it." Yusuke stepped out. "Huh? Oh, that's the new word for pushing things until they're all dead."

Ari cracked up. After a moment, Ari thought a minute. "I have a 'new' game..."

The team looked puzzled, and suspicious.

"I'll give you these cards that you have to act like." Ari waved them in the air. "And then I'll ask the audience what they want to ask each character. You answer in personality. Great? Good. I'll call it... Talk Show Personalities!" Ari laughed. She passed out the cards.

Kuronue was, "One of his old vixenatious floozies."

Youko was, "Sex crazed maniac. (Basically himself)"

Yusuke was, "Nerd who thought he was sexy."

Hiei was a, "Sexy badboy biker type."

Ari called on someone randomly. "Yes, you. Orange."

"I have a question for Youko." The girl asked, nervously. "Or...whoever he is."

"Yes, honey?" Youko smirked. "Go ahead, my full attention is on you and that voluptuous body of yours."

"...Why the hell are you so perverted?" The girl said, quickly. Youko blinked.

"Ah? Well, women throw themselves at me all the time." Youko smirked. "I've gotta keep my thoughts on sex, because that's what they always want."

R.J was called on. "Uh, yeah. I want to know how Youko met Kuronue."

"Through sex, of course." Youko laughed, and Kuronue gave a little cough, suppressing his laughter.

A guy was called on. "Yeah, I wanted to ask Hiei if sex is better for short people."

Hiei seethed, and then straightened his jacket. Pretending to light up a cigarette, he said, "Well, let me just say this..." Hiei blew out. "I have 10 times more sex in a month than you have in a year."

Ari called on someone. "I hope this one isn't sex related."

"I wanted to ask Yusuke what he sees in that goody-two-shoes loser Kayko."

"Ah, that's a very good question." Yusuke said, in a nasal voice. "I would have to say it's because she's so intellegent, and..."

"Next question." Ari pressed on. She called on R.J again. "Make it good, R.J." Ari laughed.

"Is Kuronue really a thousand times bigger than Youko? Ari and I've been arguing that for a long time..."

There was a stage silence, as all heads turned to Ari. Her face went bright red, and she buried it on the desk.

"They're almost the same size!" Nikoru broke in. "Look at them."

"I'm not talking about their HEIGHT, Nikoru." R.J. corrected.

Nikoru blinked. "Well, then what...?"

R.J quietly explained to Nikoru.

"OH!" Nikoru blinked. "I see."

Kuronue smirked at Ari, then Youko, then Hiei, who looked rageful.

"R.J, that is the LAST time I am letting you in here." Ari said, through the desk. "I swear it."

Hiei stood up. "Ari...Is that true?" He glowered, eyes slitting.

"Um." Ari coughed.

"I'll kill him." Hiei snarled, turning to Kuronue.
"Wait!" Ari cried, sitting up. "Ahh...Hiei, um." Ari had latched onto his shoulder. "That's a very long inside joke, and... Don't take it personally."

Hiei tried to shake her off his shoulder. "Let go."

"Hiei, please, that was a while back, and..." Ari begged. Hiei glared at her, and Kuronue, who was smirking. Turning to the audience, Kuronue left them to argue amongst themselves. He attempted to divert the attention off them.

"Umm. Yes, Kuronue is definitely a lot bigger than Youko. I mean, I've had hot sex with both of them," Kuronue did a hair flip. "And it was incredible, but Kuronue sex was even better than Youko sex."

"Really?" Youko raised an eyebrow. "How good IS Kuronue sex? I might want to expirience this sometime."

"A-maz-ing." Kuronue sighed.

"Where can I find him?" Youko asked, with a smirk.

Ari had finally appeased Hiei's wrath, with lots of words, and gentle hugs, and affection.

"Hn." Hiei looked away, and then at the ceiling.

"You're not mad no more?" Ari layed her head on his neck. Hiei hned at her again.

"What about you?" Kuronue giggled, calling on the girl next to R.J.

"I want to ask all of you what you think when you wake up in the morning." Ashley grinned.

"If I'm pregnant." Kuronue sighed.

"How good last night was." Youko grinned.

"That I need a cigarette." Yusuke nodded. "Oops." He cleared his throat. "I mean, that I need to work on my new computer program."

Hiei sighed, and went back onstage to sit. Ari looked around. "Well, that's the end of episode 20. Normally I don't beg, but do review!!" Ari pleaded.