Chapter 19: Omake-Insomnia & Infomercail
(Opening A/N: a little note here, try to picture this with Japanese audio when you read this. It'll be a lot more funny that way)
(The scene opens to a very insomniated Rock who has not slept for the past two days, he turns on the TV to an infomercial with Otaku and Jase selling top notch guns)
Otaku: Good morning all you happy gun nuts out there!
Jase: And a special hello to our shut ins of the fallen soviet union...
Otaku: It's 3 am here in Roanapur Thailand! And it's time to Shop, shop, shop!
Jase: And boy do we have some deals for you today!
(Both Otaku and Jase go over the guns for sale and give descriptions of how they work and all the other good info, Rock sees the number on the bottom of the screen and calls it!)
Rock: (Not even realizing that he's buying guns) Yes, I'd like to order all of the items you're selling. Okay, yeah. Next day delivery should be fine! Okay, thank you.
(Rock passes out and when he wakes up he's surrounded with guns and an invoice for all the guns he's purchased, Rock freaks out)
Revy: (Yawning) Hey Rock, what's with all the hardware? You taikng up guns as a hobby now?
Rock: No, I don't know what just happend last night. I mean I haven't slept for the last two days.
Revy: (Laughing) And you bought all of these guns for no appearent reason?
Otaku: Yo, Rock-O! Thanks for helping us meet our quota last night! It means a lot to us.
Rock: Wait! I bought those guns off of you? Take them back!
Jase and Otaku: (In unison) Sorry, no refunds. All sales are final.
Revy: Ouch! Looks like you got burned.
Jase: But you can always give them as gifts, that's what most people do.
Rock: (Getting mad) Why didn't you say that in the first place?!
Otaku: You didn't ask. Simple as that.
(Wah-Wah!)
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(Next Arc!)
BloodyDemon666: Hey guys! What's going on? I'm here with some friends to give you all a scenario of the Next Arc is going to be!
Jase: As the author said, we all plan to go out and search for the notorious -5 cards. We meet new friends and foes along the way.
Revy: And I'll be giving back up for our heroes as they try to get the -5 cards for Balalaika.
Balalaika: We hope you enjoy this next arc, and we do hope to get more ideas for future arcs as well.
BloodyDemon666: Balalaika's right, the more ideas that my fans can throw me, the more committed I am to my goal of 100 chapters! (Minimum)
Rock: Until our next adventure, enjoy the story!
(A/N: Okay guys, after every Arc, I'm going to do an end arc omake. It's like the omake you'd see after the actual anime. And I hope to get some more faves and reviews as well! I'd like to thank all of those who have faved, reviewed and read this story! It mean's a lot to me! ^_^ like the character and I have said, future arc ideas are needed if I can reach my goal! Ideas, suggestions, and ways to get more readers are always greatly accepted! But I only ask for no flaming or any anonymous/guest reviews! Thank you!)